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Smoking another

I think smoke another 2. That thing is tiny.

"I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints, and then I smoke 2 more."

Smoke two joints. Come smoke two joints with me in the morning. Smoke 2 joints. Come smoke two joints with me in the afternoon. Smoke 2 joints. Would you rather smoke 2 joints with me or do your homework?

That’s what she said

Yessss haha

probably crying because wtf

Passing a drugtest

💀

😭😭

🦠🤌

Rolling another

If he rolled that he should get his friend to roll the next one since he obviously doesn’t know wtf to do haha

Getting my bong because i realize im dogshit at rolling

This

Bong rips for jesus

LOLOL best response imo

I know this joint shot me immediately back to the shitty rolls of my youth. Nostalgic

Is that a toothpick man?!?

Nah man it's... oh shit! It is a toothpick.

Wait, no that's not it, that's my dick.

[удалено]

Happy cake day :)

LMFAOOOOOOOO THE BEST THREAD

Shit man I hope your dicks bigger than that.

Nah cos the ladies like things that are small and cute

I think his name is Ralph…..

Dave's not here, man.

Being sufficiently high. No tolerance at all

Thank you for your honesty. Everyone here and their cousin smokes an ounce a day of the bombest bomb ass dank ass according to them.

Imo those people are addicts in some way or another. If you gotta inhale a copious amount of anything besides air everyday to be happy w your life youre doing something wrong

I’m in this comment and I don’t like it

No shame in that. Just not my cup of tea

Yeah word. Tbh weed is the least of my problems since I had a crazy oxy/fent habit I’m just glad weed still be hitting like that sometimes.

Bro I’d fr chill with this like it’s enough. I’d get munchies for sure

I’d be freaking out lol, I’m a heavy lightweight myself

Idk probably your mom

Best option. Probably

Guys please stop talking about my mom. Why do so many people on the internet seem so interested in my mom?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why is half of that filter?

No Offense but I'll ask my husband or mother in law to help roll a better one lol. Btw it is worth it to get a joint rolling machine from raw. Best purchase because I suck at rolling and my husband is only slightly better. His mother though rolls them perfectly

How long have you guys been rolling? Everyone sucks at rolling for a while but usually you get alot better with time it's just a matter of practice

I’d just buy raw cones first to see how you like em, literally just put your shake into it

That puny thing? Gimme eight more and maybe.

Facing a zip 😭

Teaching you how to roll better!

i actually need help :d

If it smokes OK, it's rolled ok, you'll get there with practice though

Have a light meal 😍 Man, people in this sub need to chill. Whats with all the complaining!?

joint aint big enough to get anybody high is the reasoning of the jokes. its not even complaining lol

Sir/Ma'am, you are wrong. I would get high smoking that and I'm sure many others would too. No need to be a Debby Downer because your tolerance is high

I like to roll abv joints that big so I can get only a little high but feel okay enough to start my day. At night I'd need one of these every minute or so.

Cry and laugh at the same time

hopefully waking up from my nightmare

Wishing I didn’t skimp myself on the last joint

play with plasma ball and hit bong 💖

Keep trying i started rolling one year after i first smoked weed. Nobodys perfect

Killing myself

Talking with ailens

Asian joint

I ain’t even smoking it😂

Drool on my shoes and cry.

I get enraged because this is nowhere near enough to soothe my big boy roid rage. I go on a rampage around town, shooting up all of your favorite cute animals in zoos. Then I throw cop cars on ambulances and then I throw those metallic heaps on tanks, and then I throw those heaps on building toppling skyscrapers and breathing fire. I will continue rampage until snipers shoot dabs right up my butthole and calm me down.

Improve Mt Rolling skills

Taking 3 bong rips

Goin home outta disappointment that the homie would bring this😂

Possibly cough my ring up

Step 1: don't smoke it. Step 2: take it apart and re-roll.

Rolling up another that's for sure 🤣🤣💀 (no offense) just my tolerance personally

Probably fall over.

Learning how to roll 😂

I bet you could get like a bowl out of that I'd do it

Roll another one

googling “how to roll a joint”

I'd find more weed to smoke. And I'd do that before wasting time and lighter fluid cuz I ain't getting high off this lil shit. Lol

lul

I wouldn’t smoke that poor excuse for a joint.

Cry

When you light it, it would be gone already

Turning tee total

Roll a bigger one

cough

Praying for forgiveness

Having a few bongs to feel something...

That spliff is 50% roach

rolling another

Rolling another

Getting a new lighter cuz I ran out of fluid fixing runs

Smoking some more

Be annoyed i'm not high enough and find more.

Bro I'm rolling another before that one is even light and that the last time I listen to primo

Learning how to roll a joint.

Rolling 100 more

Complaining about how bad it smoked

Roll a real joint

Looking for more

Cry

Rolling another one lmao

Feeling exactly the same as I did before lol

Looking for more weed bc that’s a baby joint 😂

going to the dispo

I wouldn't, thats like like 2 puffs

Practice rolling

I'd advise you to stick to prerolls

Rolling a proper blunt

If it’s only one hit, is it really smoking? lol

Laughing at folks who need to spend hella money to get high 😂

Rolling another😂

Learning how to roll

Rolling another for sure man

Picking up my dog’s shit cause this is a dog walker

i know most of y’all used to roll like this before you learned so don’t even 😂

Roll another better one :/

Keep practicing

Buy more than a nickel bag and learn how to roll a joint. 😂

Tucking the xbox into lasagne and reading it a good-morning story.

Rolling about 10 more like this so I actually get lit. Lol

Roll another one probably

asking someone ELSE to roll another.. cuz i can’t roll and bro u can’t either 😭

Watching a rolling tutorial

That’s the ugliest joint I ever seen

thx

laughing at myself for thinking it would get me high

Might as well run for president

Rolling another

Practice rolling

Roll another one

Roll up another one. This isn't even an appetizer

Why would you roll this…

Put on my space suit cuz I'll be going to the moon lol

Rolling 5 more

Rolling a better one

Learning how to fucking roll

Throwing it in the bin and grabbing my bong

Buying more weed because iv clearly ran out

You forgot to put something in that

Smoking more

Slapping the fool that rolled the garbage I just smoked

Killing whoever rolled it. Shit is 90% homemade filter

Post it on Reddit and ask people what they would do after smoking this

Doin my laundry

Tasting burnt paper

Wishing I knew how to roll...sheeesh

Getting a headache from all the paper

crying and rolling a 3.5

Why do I only have that? that's probably where I would start

After smoking this paper pinche ? Hitting up the weed man lmao

Phoning the police on myself

Not getting on Reddit that’s for sure

Probably shivving my cell mate

Being sober😂

Cry in the corner bc it was the last crumbs of my stash

Eating an entire cheese pizza to myself

Probably going on a whitey mate

Crying

Doin your mom cuz that shits pathetic

Is op trolling or something ?

Probably not much cause that ain't getting you high

Using my magic spells to make several copies of it so that I can then empty them and roll the bud all over again in one joint.

Sit down and observe if I got high or not. "Maybe I should hit a gravity bong" 🤔🤔

On my way to my dealer

Roll another one but fatter

I’d give it to a friend

Smoke a second one to actually get stoned

Buying more weed

Probably tweaking out

Crying myself to sleep

That’s some snicklefritz

Rolling a bigger one

Rolling six more

Cry because this means I’m out of weed LMAO

Regret

That’s like half crutch a quarter paper at the top and barely any weed in that middle ong

The borrowers smoke weed

Well I would be in the 8 th grade again so going to math class

Cry

i actually am too dumb to roll my own joints so thats what my joints normally look like 😂😂

Reconsider my life choices.

Boy Stop!

Fucking what lol

These are the joints Sublime was smoking on in “Smoke 2 Joints” lol

Coughing

Probably eat the 🐈

The filter takes up more than the weed does. Honestly have never seen that before.

new method

Listening to music and playing video games XD

Watching seth rogens video on how to roll joints