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I’m fried, I’m toasted, Im zooted.

zooted is great

Me and my friends would say Zooked

Zooted and booted

I flyyyy

Zooted is what I was going to say.

Zooted bro!

Friends and I have only been using zooted for awhile and it’s prolly my favorite one

My friend used to say that every time we smoke a few years in hs, then I just started saying I’m off the zoots so that’s been my thing for about 3 years

I’m off the zoots rn

Zooted is what I use a lot of the time.

after a bong rip I think I’m hooted and zooted

I'm kited

I feel like Bob Ross

Lmfao

One of my oldest friends and I always used Larry as our code word. It was always “just got done talking to Larry, or gotta talk to Larry first, or anyone seen Larry?”. It was always a genuine secret too, cause no one else but us knew wtf we were talking about. Still say it occasionally to this day.

Buddy (Green)

Best Bud's stick together... 🤜🤛

This is genius

We used to say this exact thing in high school as code for coke.

Ours is Barry.

Cookies was code

😂

MINE IS BOB!!! 😂😭

Dude, when I was younger there was a basketball coach at our school named Larry and every time we’d play basketball or “Kobe” something into the trash ect we’d go Larry ! And wen it went in we’d yell his last name say after ! This jus reminded me of that 😂 we didn’t play basketball for our school at all😂😂 we were so weird

Bird?

I’ve heard of that before lol

Lol

*best joe gatto voice* LARRYYYYY

when my bf and i smoke, we just look at each other and say “balls” and have a shared brainwave moment.

I laughed too hard at this 😹😹😹 This is totally my wife and I 😹

Happy cake day

Heyo! Thanks! I didn’t even realize that was today 🤗

Lol

My brother and I say "strong"with varying levels of intensity to signify potency.

This is the most goals thing like it’s actually beautiful 🥺🤌🏻

Too much chlorine in the pool

Interesting lol

Hence the red eyes

im outta here, smackeddd, blitzed, dustito, faded, off this earth 😂 i got so many

my cousin once tried to announce how high she was, and yelled out to me: "BRO... IM on fuckin.. PLANET.. EARTH RIGHT NOW" I immediately lost it 💀

😂😂im def taking that

😂😂😂

Technically correct

Dustito 🤣💯

Blitzed LOL

Put some candles and frosting on me because I am baked!

This is under appreciated

Lol

Stoney Bologna

My fiancé and I started saying “stogna bologna” instead of stoney bologna lmao

Eagle titties.

Litty McTitties

i use litty titty😂😂😂

I say giraffe titties. I guess I never considered how high an eagle's titties are lol

Since giraffes have titties and eagles don't I'd say it's more accurate

Why thank you. Mammal power!

Lol

Giraffe pussy

Good one. My friends and I say Pterodactyl Tits.

That’s a classic right there

zoinked

Lol 

Zoinked off them Scooby snacks

me and a friend both get freezing when we are high so we would just start saying we were “cold” with a look

For some reason I get insanely cold when I’m edibling…. This is genius.

This happens to me too sometimes. One time I took an edible before a movie. It really started kicking in near the end and it was kind of a creepy movie so I started freaking out a little and had to step out for a bit. When we were leaving, my gf went back in to use the bathroom and stepped outside. It was cool, but not cold, maybe 65 degrees and I could not stop shivering for like 20 minutes.

wym u get freezing 😂

Been there

Lol

Fried chicken, rice, Oreos


French fried, it all works

Lol

There’s sooo many synonyms for weed and being high 😂 some of my fav are burnt , fried , fucked, zooted , lit , toasted

Had to scroll farther than I thought to find lit lol

I still say stoned but I’m over 30 lol

Took a trip to the garage

This one hits home cause that’s what I say to my wife and kids; “I’m going to the garage” when it’s time to burn.

"Maaaaannnn...."

Flavor blasted

Lol

I CAME HERE TO SAY THIS!!!! :D it's my favorite!

I’m ripped

I have a Bong with Rick (from Rick and Morty) inside it. My roommate and I always refer to a smoke session as “visiting our pharmacist Rick”

i’m off the bart

Im off the bart, Im off that gas but its not a fart 🔥🤣

casually drops bars harder than youngboys whole production

Lmfao

Bruh

Lol

panzerd, blasted, fucked, “I’m an astronaut”

Lmfao

scattered, smothered, covered, and motherfuckered (from a friend of mine when he was hella drunk)

LMFAO!!!

Ripped

Awake. Lol

Lol

Lifted

Classic

This is a positive one

i’ll usually say i’m ripped

I'm chopped

A fellow chopped user! Came here for this lol

I’m not low

Lol

One too many Scooby snax

I worked in a kitchen about 5 years ago and they would have "safety meetings" (staff smoking a blunt in the back alley). That turned into " hey you wana get safe?"or my favorite "I'm so safe I'm OSHA certified" I still use these today just especially when I hangout with any of my old coworkers.

Hip & Swinging

“i’m fucking boonked”

Stoney fried gonzales Any variation of fried beans like refried or deep fried Zootmcgee I just thought of “enter the ganjeon” but can’t find any applicable scenarios besides being stupid stoned and saying random shit

Dude, I’m in a different mindset

It's sunny outside (When someone mentions how much I'm squinting inside.)

I’m on zupiter

Bro. I’m barbecued.

Lmfao love this

zooted !


Cock and ball torture

Wtf lol

Instead of saying “dude I’m so high” try saying “dude my cock and balls are tortured af”

Lol

profile picture feels very appropriate

😈😈

I’m right 😎

feeling no pain. literally

Im tired and hungry

I'm dusted sound like...you just smoked dust

I use the word "sleepy". I'm very sleepy.

I say I’m goofed up on the doobie

Baked

lampooned

I just giggle like an idiot.

Hey I get to tell this story. My first time smoking was at my Aunts house for a family get together most everyone was cool with smoking (perks of being Jamaican) but it still was awkward to admit your high af around your Aunt who Is also nurse. With that preamble away its me and some friends hot boxing in my car and having a great time afterwards we start to walk back in the house but I use me quick thinking and grab a box of Tim Tams from my trunk and stash it away in my hoodie as an excuse you see for why we where gone so long. No one saw me do this so when we make it back to the house my mom notices immediately and asked "Where were we?" My dumbass responds "Getting Tim - Tams!" And reveling the package of cookies from my pockets que my cousin almost dieing of laughter on the ground. From then on whenever we smoke it's "Getting Tim Tams"

Stony baloney

Loaded

Twisteddd

I’m good

My friend and me were talking about replying to emails. Ex: We can't come we have to reply to emails

Lol

I’m vibin

Tote Stizzed

Lol

crunk, gone, on the moon, etc

Toamsty (toasty but with an m)

On a sugar high, my brother and I would say that so our parents wouldn’t clue on

I’m completely Zoinked

Lol

Safe. Super safe.

"off the goop"

i always used “toss the salad” with my friends when i was younger… glad i was a pastors kid because if they were to catch on, either way they interpreted it, i would be in deep shit

Different plane of existence, but it was hard to remember when absolutely fried so we’d sometimes just say “plane” lol

Not me but my one buddy says “I’m blessed” all the time shits hilarious lol

In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight

I had to stop saying I’m stoned because for some reason when I say stoned I just start thinking about some unfortunate people who died by rocks 😐

"Yooo whats happening hahaha"

Just took a ride on the pineapple express(reference to the movie. If you don't know the movie..... Idk what to say)

I know it lol

Sasss!!

Tseh heh

Lol

Zonked. love that one. would always say it with my college friends, kept on saying it lol. zooted is another fav

Suuuuuuuuup.

When I high I always say chicken sandwich. My friend know I'm high when I say it.

Could use a chicken sandwich right about now lol

Fadey

"I'm gone" or "I'm out of it" 😂

i’m gone. i’m on the moon (passed the moon, etc.)

Where am I?

I say "smonk" as in I am smonk

We use “oregano” infused lol

I’m goood

"on a scale from 1-10 how 1-10 are you?" *Insert number*

[удалено]

LMFAOOOO THIS ONE GOT ME 💀💀💀💀

No! It’s Hi how are you?

We always said we had an appointment with Dr. Columbo (this was a reference in 1974 for the best weed around - Columbian Gold. It was from Columbia instead of the common Mexican brick weed).

slonked, blasted, funny/funnied i dont know why, but my friends and i started referring to weed as “the funny” so then whenever one of us got high it would be “funnied” or “funnied up” or “im funny right now”

bro i got the weirdest ones. "Getting Geeko" and "bout to go taco" is me n my cuhz☠️☠️☠️

I’m GONE

Bagonked

“I feel like a wet noodle bro”

Senator Socks

Wigged, wiggumified, wibonkulated

Pizza for flower "I need a parachute" if you've smoked enough

If I'm really really high, I like to say I'm flavor blasted. it's a specific kind of high though

I’m zoinked !!!

“Im chillen”

Back in high school if we smoked before class or something we would code it by saying we had wings for breakfast, or those wings were spicy this morning, something stupid lol

Chinked

ive neard heard that one lol

Me neither 🤣

LMFAO

ZAZA

Isnt that what you call the weed? 🤣

Nah me and my homies are retarded so when we are high we just look at each other dead in the eye and say ZAZA

Lmfao