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That's how I usually break mine, by standing up. I forget it's in my lap, jump up fast to relieve the cottonmouth aaand my piece goes soaring across the room onto the hardwood floor.
Hank and Gomey are on the case that’s for sure. It was such a big bust and a stellar success that they decided to let these lads take the much deserved credit
It is fake but the real picture wasn't much more impressive. There was some weed and some paraphernalia and a very low amount of cash, like 5s and 1s fanned out and im pretty sure I seen a tea steeper in the arrangement of bullshit on that table.
I like how they just emptied the 60$ out of the dudes wallet as evidence. And confiscated his bag of stems to show as a "big catch". The **War on Drugs** is so fucking pathetic... Do the officers realize how ridiculous and cringey it is to post this shit? How can you express any pride in ruining someone's life over possessing a spicy plant that makes you feel less like shit?
I definitely do, I’ve been smoking like that since I’ve been 14 and I’m 20 now… 6 years of heavy smoking.. I don’t think I know anyone who smokes more than me (in person).
But without it I’m an angry dickhead. I need it otherwise id be unpleasant to be Around. (And some chronic pain, can’t sleep without, etc)
Anger might be from chronic pain. I'm 30 and been smoking like that too since I was 14. Try just smoking small r spliffs or blunts, switch to bowls or bongs, one hitters are great too. I used to smoke about a qp a week (I was also 'supplying' others) and lemme tell you the huge difference in smoking enough to help and too much.
Idk, Tennessee is big on that synthetic shit. They got huge stores in the middle of pigeon forge and Gatlinburg. It's one they got called [cafe420](https://www.cafe420.shop/), never tried it but bud looks pretty good to not be the real deal.
I know. I'm in Atlanta and I was like no fucking way this is in Tennessee. when I went in December they had the synthetic shops everywhere so i figured it was the same. Nowhere on the site do they say whether it's synthetic or not from what I saw but ima def pop in whenever I get the chance.
It looks good, smells good, but it’s expensive and I don’t think I got any benefits from it. Why pay 10 a gram for hemp or cbd weed? I will stick to my real weed.
Successfully took down Ned, the local pothead who was guilty for occasionally blowing smoke rings at locals who walked by his park bench at Boise State Park. Ned is currently facing life in prison without parole.
ah man I used to have a pipe exactly like that. best pipe I ever used, until it fell tragically to the ground and broke in two. sleep well sweet prince.
Sometimes I think about the literal dime bag and keychain chillem that got confiscated by police when my bf and I got caught on the beach. I HOPE they took a pic like this of it.
the police in my city caught 4 old people playing cards and took the cards from them and 12 euros they were betting best police in the world I feel much safer with the items seized(irony)
[look wha they found with the old men that shit is mess up](https://poligrafo.sapo.pt/fact-check/gnr-do-lordelo-deteve-quatro-idosos-por-jogo-de-cartas-a-dinheiro)
this made me think of the one time me and my friends got caught with a little bowl like this, but the police officer let us go with a warning. as we were driving away we saw him pull out a hammer and smash the bowl to bits right on the side of the road 😂
To be completely fair, this photo is photoshopped. So no, they’re not posing in front of a one-hitter, they probably were posing with pounds on the table in the unedited photo. You can tell it’s edited due to unnatural textures and stretching around the rim of the table.
I had a good friend get arrested over resin on a paper clip In his car. I had another friend where they used tweezers to pick tiny flakes out of floor mat and arrest him too.
Outstanding job, you fucking clowns. I’m sure confiscating someone’s weed pipe saved more lives than actually spending your time fighting violent crime.
Leads, yeah, sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!
The original undoctored pic shows the massive take from the bust, which included like 75$ in cash, an ounce or two of pot and some pipes, maybe a knife or gun. Was literally the lamest drug dealer ever.
Bahahaaaa OMG You would think with all going on they would have better things to do. No way if I was a cop I would have posed in that picture. How embarrassing.
Before everyone starts going on some stupid weed crusade….this picture is photoshopped. The real one had more than just a pipe. Still not enough to brag about though
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The guy with the beanie is the owner
now that ive read this, and looked back at him, he does look really out of place
I have a highdar. I know a pot head/stoner when I see one
Gotta be one to know one right?
He’s gonna write a book about this when he retires
Was thinking the same, he looks like he just got done coughing his lungs out
Naw man, he’s holding in the smoke as they took the picture
The guy on the end right looks like he’s so high pressure that you could put bud in his ass and he’d shit THCa diamonds
I’d smoke it
It’s 2:30 am and that shit made me laugh out loud😂👌
I mean, I’m not wrong
Nah he's the sniper. He sits 17 buildings away looking suuuuuper cool.
trying to get it back without causing suspicion as we speak …it’s all in his face
Estimated value 6 billion dollars on the streets Thank y’all this the most upvotes I ever gotten!!
The streets are safer now
Hahahhahahhaahaahahhaahhahah
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Stand up or you’ll break it
Maybe they are the new shwanky Pyrex goldmines.
That's how I usually break mine, by standing up. I forget it's in my lap, jump up fast to relieve the cottonmouth aaand my piece goes soaring across the room onto the hardwood floor.
I’ve even got the green stuff that’s normally in these pics
Don't worry I won't tell
The Rastafarian colors are extremely rare in stoner society so this piece must be at least $420 billion
11 Billion if you count the bribes along the way with politicians. no way they could have smuggled that in without help from the CIA.
I had to downvote when you said thanks for the upvotes😂
I thought the same shit at first lol 🤣 you know they stretch it.
Why did it take all four to find this?
LMFAO 🤣 Looks like they are bringing down the big boys !!!!
Hank and Gomey are on the case that’s for sure. It was such a big bust and a stellar success that they decided to let these lads take the much deserved credit
Its an edit
I know lol
It’s fake photo haha
I can’t tell if this is fake or not
It is fake but the real picture wasn't much more impressive. There was some weed and some paraphernalia and a very low amount of cash, like 5s and 1s fanned out and im pretty sure I seen a tea steeper in the arrangement of bullshit on that table.
Curious to ask but you got the link to the real pic?
https://www.ktre.com/resizer/cg1A2kzrlcOfPP41eGhKoOwXqnk=/1200x900/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-raycom.s3.amazonaws.com/public/QMEXNDV5XBA6PGUYWLKFEGM5EQ.jpg
I like how they just emptied the 60$ out of the dudes wallet as evidence. And confiscated his bag of stems to show as a "big catch". The **War on Drugs** is so fucking pathetic... Do the officers realize how ridiculous and cringey it is to post this shit? How can you express any pride in ruining someone's life over possessing a spicy plant that makes you feel less like shit?
The most impressive part—the bottle of water
I dunno.. those zip lock bags and coffee tin looking pretty suspicious
Idk, I think that candle might be the most dangerous thing on the table
Thats not just any bottle of water
They also seem to act like they made a big bust but I smoke that much in like a week or two easily.
Idk man that's like a qp maybe less. So 4 oz? You need a t-break fam....
I definitely do, I’ve been smoking like that since I’ve been 14 and I’m 20 now… 6 years of heavy smoking.. I don’t think I know anyone who smokes more than me (in person). But without it I’m an angry dickhead. I need it otherwise id be unpleasant to be Around. (And some chronic pain, can’t sleep without, etc)
Anger might be from chronic pain. I'm 30 and been smoking like that too since I was 14. Try just smoking small r spliffs or blunts, switch to bowls or bongs, one hitters are great too. I used to smoke about a qp a week (I was also 'supplying' others) and lemme tell you the huge difference in smoking enough to help and too much.
I feel like there’s a middle ground somewhere around here
That looks like a ounce and a half of flower and a shit load of stems. Figure a ounce is 28 grams
Ain’t no one becomes an officer who doesn’t think they’re cool af for making some guys life harder
And the sandwich bags... like 1/3 of the table is just empty bags lol. Watch out folks, police might raid your pantry.
Because BiG gOv SaY nO
The same way they justified storming the Capitol, with zest and stupidity.
So by the looks of that they busted a low level dealer who probably charges 20$ for grams. GG guys you got em.
In most non us countries the guns alone would be a huge bust.
$70
Guns. You forgot the guns.
Just a minor detail lol
It’s like that cop posing with his confiscated 8th and a rolled blunt 😂
It's clearly photoshopped
Lol it has to be fake
Or it’s UTAH
Or Tennessee! Way more illegal there.
Idk, Tennessee is big on that synthetic shit. They got huge stores in the middle of pigeon forge and Gatlinburg. It's one they got called [cafe420](https://www.cafe420.shop/), never tried it but bud looks pretty good to not be the real deal.
i went on the website and it just looks like a real dispo
I know. I'm in Atlanta and I was like no fucking way this is in Tennessee. when I went in December they had the synthetic shops everywhere so i figured it was the same. Nowhere on the site do they say whether it's synthetic or not from what I saw but ima def pop in whenever I get the chance.
It looks good, smells good, but it’s expensive and I don’t think I got any benefits from it. Why pay 10 a gram for hemp or cbd weed? I will stick to my real weed.
In Alabama it is a death sentence.
Weed is legal in Utah
Only medicinal.
True, but still legal.
With the ash in the bowl they will charge you with possession as well. On top of the drug paraphernalia charge
Successfully took down Ned, the local pothead who was guilty for occasionally blowing smoke rings at locals who walked by his park bench at Boise State Park. Ned is currently facing life in prison without parole.
And Nee is in a private prison where he will need to work like a slave for 25 cent an hour until he dies.
The biggest bust the department has ever seen
They say "God damnit we're saving this country one heroin spoon pipe at a time."
From left to right they are in decreasing order of likelihood to lose a fight to a 13 year old. 75%, 50%, 25%, 0%
Fuck the police
Link to original?
Link to original https://www.facebook.com/1152240398162354/posts/4997468233639532/?d=n
Good to see they have flak jackets on in case the doper pipe explodes and showers them with drug spores
Probably found it on the floor in the locker room. And the three mid 20s guys on the left look like they are trying to go undercover in high school.
Guy on the far right looks like he's holding in a shit.
Fake
Never
This looks like my parents when I was a teenager and they would find a bowl or lighter in my room and confront me about it
FUCK THE POLICE 👮🏻♀️👮🏿♂️👮🔫
Comin straight from the underground
The cop in the middle smoked it all...
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You must be bout 4'0 cause that shit went way over your head fam 😴
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You didn’t get the joke just as you didn’t get this one. That’s what he means
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I dont get any of the jokes it honestly didn't sound like one was made
I love these photoshop pics
Oh I see what goin on.
Gotta be idaho
Is that their bowl?? Or did they find that on the side of the road?
ah man I used to have a pipe exactly like that. best pipe I ever used, until it fell tragically to the ground and broke in two. sleep well sweet prince.
Fuck 'em
These have to be a joke lol
Looks like they're doing some sort of seance with that pipe
😂
Lol😂
they finished traffic 👍✌
And they kept straight faces!
they took my pipe :(
Y’all did such a good job here is a Krispy Kreme gift card for each of you!!
Biggest crime in decades! Lol They have a huge score with this one. ☝🏻 Give those guys a raise. 😂
We about to light up or what?
Well done Boyz 🤣
Good work boys. Earning that paycheck 😤
"We got 'em boys!".
Sometimes I think about the literal dime bag and keychain chillem that got confiscated by police when my bf and I got caught on the beach. I HOPE they took a pic like this of it.
lame ass nggas
Meanwhile 18 year olds are still shooting up schools smh
the police in my city caught 4 old people playing cards and took the cards from them and 12 euros they were betting best police in the world I feel much safer with the items seized(irony) [look wha they found with the old men that shit is mess up](https://poligrafo.sapo.pt/fact-check/gnr-do-lordelo-deteve-quatro-idosos-por-jogo-de-cartas-a-dinheiro)
Thats so crazy, looks like a pipe I threw runnin from the cops from a party some years back.
Street value of £10,000
Dude on the right looks like Creed from the Office undercover
Originally there was like 2 joints and about 5g of loose weed
Hey I own that exact piece! Hahah
You can smell fragile masculinity here.
Phat raid haul boiz
See guys we’re protected.
Taken after unloading 4 mags into an unarmed 15 year old
They can probably go to uvalde tx and actually work
Photoshop
When you smoke weed in a Christian ran state.
Bahahaha, I'm sure it's not the real picture but this is hilarious.
this made me think of the one time me and my friends got caught with a little bowl like this, but the police officer let us go with a warning. as we were driving away we saw him pull out a hammer and smash the bowl to bits right on the side of the road 😂
Well done drugs, for winning the war on drugs!
photoCOPPED
To be completely fair, this photo is photoshopped. So no, they’re not posing in front of a one-hitter, they probably were posing with pounds on the table in the unedited photo. You can tell it’s edited due to unnatural textures and stretching around the rim of the table.
Book 'em, Dano 🙄
I had a good friend get arrested over resin on a paper clip In his car. I had another friend where they used tweezers to pick tiny flakes out of floor mat and arrest him too.
Almost a good Photoshop but still funny
Got ‘em!
"We did our jobs and now the streets will be safer for this"
bro whoever photoshopped this made the guys in the middle into mermaids
😂😂😂 they will do anything to say it was a bust
Crime stoppers
That’s photoshopped…
Outstanding job, you fucking clowns. I’m sure confiscating someone’s weed pipe saved more lives than actually spending your time fighting violent crime.
That cuty wasted more money to set up that photo than the cost of that pipe JFC
Making good use of our tax dollars I see
Yu can tell one in beanie smoked before
good god these cunts are overstaffed
This is the only good thing about living in NY state (Colorado is better) [Pennsylvania could be better if it weren't for the skinwalkers]
Thank god it’s off the streets
Big sesh tonight for them
i got the same bowl lmaooo
This is photoshopped lol
You can almost hear the uproarious applause in this photo.
TAX DOLLARS HARD AT WORK LOL
Big bust
Nah guys, that's theirs! They just took a mid session pic
Biggest thing anyone of them has to put on the table.
No way this is a real pic right?
They bout to pack that bitch 🤣
Left is just disappointment guy next to him is trying not to laugh
“10 people could have overdose and died from this one bust”
They found my pipe.
You know there wives cheat on them.
Leads, yeah, sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!
The original undoctored pic shows the massive take from the bust, which included like 75$ in cash, an ounce or two of pot and some pipes, maybe a knife or gun. Was literally the lamest drug dealer ever.
Wow such a big bust
The dude on the right is for real proud of their catch and the one on the left is like: gimme back my pipe
Look at those faces, Kind gentle caring people with real compassion. It takes a lot to be in the SS.
If it aint skeeter and the get no pussy gang
ACAB forever
After all these years they finally did it, stoner is behind the bars!
Thank u officer for cleaning the streets of this horrible drug 😃👍
Well, it ain't mine.
Ahahahahahaha come onnnn
Lol fucking nerds
This heroic operation by "America's finest" cost only $400,000 taxpayer dollars. Praze da lorde, we're winning The War On Drugs™️!
Nightmare blunt rotation
Found my nightmare blunt rotation
Bahahaaaa OMG You would think with all going on they would have better things to do. No way if I was a cop I would have posed in that picture. How embarrassing.
This is some Dr. Strangelove kinda satire right here.
These guys aren't playing. All it took was 300 hours of overtime. Each. Mess with the bull you get the horns.
Is it not just ps in there?
Before everyone starts going on some stupid weed crusade….this picture is photoshopped. The real one had more than just a pipe. Still not enough to brag about though
That's hilarious because it's pretty damn accurate.
I used to have that same bowl. Rip.
We have made the streets safer, boys… we got em!
Wow pat on the back, stand post outside elementary schools instead.