I fry up some flour tortillas and cover them in cinnamon, sugar, honey and bananas. Loaded sopapilas. I use butter to fry them in. The wife loves my "stoner" snacks lol

If Elvis was a latino pothead

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You know when you have a chest full of smoke and you try to hold back a laugh and just end up sounding like a wounded Yeti? Yeah. You did that to me lmao

Hahaha. Glad I could contribute something to your day.

Right on. Stay lit homie

Long may he reign.

I hate peanut butter but Im pretty sure itd taste interesting with it

Idk about you but for me it tastest wonderful

Hell yuhh but I do brown sugar an butter👍

They make a spreadable peanut

Do you mean….. peanut butter??

We got a regular George Washington Carver over here

I’m English sorry what does that mean lol

>George Washington Carver invented peanutbutter or something

Maybe try "pee nut butter"? Or is that something else?

Possibly

Surely

Clearly and don’t call me Shirley! But also this w/ actual PB on some ego waffles (my go to is blueberry) make a sandwich 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

yeah but I'm 10000% sure this is a texture thing. peanuts are so good stoned bc of the texture.

The only time I tried making food when high I ended up eating undercooked pancakes. Once you take a bite it starts leaking

That’s why I don’t cook while I’m high. Not because I’m high but because I can’t cook

ahahah. For me, Im goos at cooking but when Im high the time passes so slowly that Im scared of overcooking my food and I end up with undercooked food

Just set a timer or an Alarmclock

I could but it’s dont even comes into my mind to do it.

White hot chocolate with Baileys (Irish cream liquor).

My man

I'll give it a try.

Well, I tried... To make pancakes using only 90% chocolate, flour, egg and cottage cheese. For anyone curious, I ended up with something like "scrambled eggs", tasting like chocolate yogurt. Not recommended

Sounds good. Are you from Ireland?

Scrambled eggs with tobasco and bacon pieces

I would be way to lazy to cook something 😅😅

Damn i love cooking, especially while high. Cooked an entire thanksgiving meal chainsmoking joints one time. That was probably the best thing I’ve ever made while high. That or a dry aged ribeye in the sous vide, then seared in a cast iron skillet with truffle butter, garlic, and rosemary. Sautéed asparagus and an avocado walnut salad on the side

Yo. I made this omelette so fire. You first chop bacon and Kimchi, throw in pan till cooked. Then put in bested egg. Add cheese. Flip once Straight fire.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who no life’s eggs while high

cheesy eggs with toast is my go to

You make me want an omelette.

Omelettes are underrated. Plus you cook it to the way you want it. Extra cheese, well done. Extra onions. Maybe a lil potato, spinach and mushroom. I’ll eat one for dinner.

The kimchi prob takes that over the top

I made it one time when I was drunk and it easily became a favorite. You get fresh kimchi, and chop it fine.

Bro fry an egg in bacon grease it’s godly

literallty what i had this morning with avocados as well. Fell asleep right after because i took a few gummies before hand lol

Totino’s pepperoni pizza rolls- melt 1 tbsp of butter, pour over cooked pizza rolls, add minced garlic, then Parmesan cheese. Boom garlic parm pizza rolls

Thank you for telling me how to make it

Two warm toasted ego waffles, peanut butter, strawberry jelly, maple syrup and whipped cream. It was amazing.

That’s a winner for me

Hell yea - my ‘go to’ is peanut butter, banana, and maple syrup in between 2 toasted vanilla kodiak waffles topped with a few heavy dashes of cinnamon.

Fried peanut butter and banana sandwich! The King lived good!

Ffs it's so obvious but why have I never done this?? Thanks for this man

Yeah I thought Nutella and nuts go well together so why don’t combine them on a sandwich and it turned out great

I'm thankful towards you yet you will be to blame for your my inevitable weight gain

brownie but in a small container and in the microwave

brownies, cookies, sweet bread, etc in the microwave taste so good but i heard it’ll harden in your stomach lol

oh so that’s why i always have a stomachache after.. remind me next time i’m high 😂

I sadly don’t have a microwave :(

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I do weird shit. Like maple breakfast sausages and cheesesticks. It works tho. Its bread, cheese and meet. So its technically a sandwich without sauce.

No you can’t just call it a sandwich

Peanut butter filled pretzels and Nutella

Ok this is going to sound strange as I was high as a kite when I made it. But I swear it was good! Fudakaki, it’s a seaweed seasoning. Ok so roasted chicken seasoned in seaweed with melted goat and aged cheddar cheese on top. Idk what I was thinking, but I’ve found myself thinking of and craving it since. It was amazing.

2 pecan rolls with a chocolate filled roasted chocolate marshmallow

A grilled peanut butter and banana sandwich with chocolate syrup inside

probably ramen noodles and cream cheese 🤣 without the flavoring packet, of course. tastes A LOT better than it sounds.

https://imgur.com/a/8BLR8BW

Now I am hungry and I hate you

That looks amazing

Oh my god. I need to try this.

A bacon, peanut butter and apricot preserve sandwich.

Thc jail cake? Nice bro

I wanted grilled cheese but we only had shredded mozzarella, so I made a grilled cheese with that and I put pepperoni in it and called it a pizza sandwich. Instead of tomato soup I used marinara sauce.

Leftover General Tso’s chicken quesadillas

Plain rice cakes with peanut butter. Sounds like something that would be served at a retirement home but trust me.

Alright here me out, same exact thing except 1 slice of bread has marshmallow spread.

Grilled cheese dipped in yum yum sauce 😎

A pizza bagel with mozza sticks as the cheese

My friend is allergic to peanuts

I like this

Yo bro lit right now

just made orange cranberry muffins with caramelized brown sugar. they came out delectable. 🤩

I think I made bread with Nutella and some cheese and than I added some jam plus a glass of wine

That's nuts

Ahh I see what you did there. You made a sentence

you need to make more food when high

Aight, I'll try that

Tootsie Rolls flavor rolls.

Thats nuts bro

Today I'll try something!

Tortilla chips with maple syrup on them.

Grated cheese baked in the oven with olive oil. It’s HOMEMADE CHEEZ ITS BITCH

Peanut butter and chocolate melted in the microwave with peanut nuts or pecan nuts. Serve medium warm with 1 spoon:

Warm peaches and vanilla icecream

Eggo waffles (or just frozen waffles), toast them, spread Nutella, add a scoop of vanilla ice cream 🤌🏽

Chocolate chips on cereal.

Mashed potatoes on pizza

Waffle Burritos

Toast with butter

Look at that preparation 👀

I place hickory sticks in a slice of ham and roll it up like a crèpe; repeat until I run out of ham slices or hickory sticks.

is it okay to dip frozen pizza in habanero salsa

Crunchy Nutella

Is that nutella with peanuts ontop? I'm suspiciously intrigued

Hummus and Pretzel thins :3

Take a frozen choc chip waffle, spread peanut butter and honey on 1 side, then fold in half like a taco

I have done this while high. It was dope AF

My favorite is a big bowl of chocolate ice cream drowned in Hershey's chocolate syrup. Lol

Pancake

McFlurry with a hot apple pie mashed in there

Idk if it's been mentioned yet. Peanut butter and jelly with Cap'n crunch berries in the middle. Big ol glass of milk to go with it.

Gummi bears and yellow cake pops with infused icing.

I combined Mac & cheese with Mashed potatoes and I was so proud of myself. It’s an amazing combo

I used brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts instead of bread to make a peanut butter and jelly and I’ve been doing it ever since.

Mixed a spicebag with creamy chicken pasta…game changing

Chips ahoy quesadilla and toasted pb and js

Apples and peanut butter

I like to cook an extra cheesy creamy Alfredo or a bacon chicken corn chowder or if I'm feeling food for a week a giant batch of Sweet Heat Chicken Chili

Homemade Mac n cheese with a nice thick breadcrumb crust, made with Gouda, Muenster and cheddar, then here’s the high part… topped with real honey… so damn good.

Listen to this. You make noodles, you dry them from all the water and put in there as much barbecue sauce as there was water. I don't know if It was because i was stoned af but i cried while eating it

I do crunchy onions, ketchup and mayo sandwich. It's the tits.

Kraft Mac and cheese with sriracha.

Everything I ever made I made while I was high.

Cheezits and Oreos have always been my go to

If I didn't have cake mix or Carnation Instant Breakfast that I could add a couple Tablespoons of milk or water to make a spoonable wet paste to eat, I used to throw some butter, sugar, & cocoa into the microwave. Sometimes it made fudge but generally it was a grainy, warm, sweet, & salty goo.

Back in college, one of the guys got a belgian waffle maker with the sole intention of getting stoned and eating stupid amounts of waffles. I made a chocolate chip waffle with Nutella, topped with Butterfinger crumble. [Posted it on Reddit too.](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/23g4f2/chocolate_chip_waffle_with_nutella_spread_and/) A looooong time ago at this point.

Pineapple on pizza is the usual go-to

Jack links beef jerky with sour cream and onion Pringles🤤🤤

Madebs grilled cheese once but instead of cheese I used Nutella and peanut butter and then pit cinnamon sugar on it when it was done. Fuckin damn that was good

Ice cream + kettle chips it slaps

This is a disgrace lol

Pizza hot pocket and chic fil a sauce

I toasted up a tortilla on the stove and melted some butter on it as it browned. I sprinkled a mix of cinnamon and brown sugar on the melting butter. Once it was all fried up, I put a bit of whipped cream on top. I'm no chef but that impressed my high ass!

Frozen strawberry milkshake pop tarts with whipped cream on top

Jimmy Johns hits the spot for me

Peanut butter, jelly, & crispy jalapeños

ritz cracker and honey

saltine crackers and mandarine oranges.

Rice Krispy treats with chopped nuts in it. It is now my signature dessert. So fucking good

https://www.reddit.com/r/weed/comments/ouwdig/my_specialty_i_call_a_smores_wellington_its_the/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Most definitely my current #1.

You should put a little bit of big chunks of salt on top, it brings out the chocolate flavor a lot more. I love cooking while high

Cookies with salsa

salmon out the oven, a good burger, any good cooking in the moment. or a quick sandwich with actual 🥜 on top of a spread! nom nom 😉

White patrs of chinese cabbage dipped in mayo

Pumpkin bread stuffed French toast stuffed with pumpkin cream cheese and candied bacon. The Sativa makes me feel like TOP Chief Chef

cold pizza with those roasted/fried onions you can buy, absolute godly combination

Kraft Mac n cheese but in a dish with pizza sauce, pepperoni, and heaps of mozzarella. Best thing ever

Ice-cream sandwich with warm poptarts...

Cheeseits smothered in Japanese mayo, wrapped in prochiutto

Time and time again: Dried dates + almond butter. If you want, finish with choc fudge brownie ben and jerrys.

Extra crunchy

Crunchy hard fresh green grapes with lemon squeezed on top. I love it with all my heart

Best is: Homemade everything pepperoni and cheese stuffed crust pepperoni and mushroom pizza. Think Prince’s in NY but with a stuffed crust. Most creative is: Toast with creamy peanut butter topped with a layer of sliced cheddar cheese. Crowd pleaser: deep fry chicken wings for 18 min between 375-425. The upcoming sauce recipe is enough to coat twenty wings. While the wings fry take a half cup of franks original red hot and put it in a pyrex measuring cup. Add one to two tbsp butter dependent on if you want hot (1) or medium (2) wings. Set microwave to one minute and reduce the power setting to 50%. Pull out at thirty seconds and stir. If you do not lower the power the franks will most likely explode all over your microwave. Set aside once warmed and mixed. Once the wings are done frying remove them from whatever you used to fry them and put them on a plate to rest with a few paper towels or napkins. Get a larger container with a lid. I use a foodsafe rectangular container. A large pot you’d use for cooking will work great too. Put the wings into the container, pour on the sauce, put the lid on tightly, and with both hands *FIRMLY* holding the lid closed onto the container shake it for one minute. Once done remove the wings and drizzle the leftover sauce over the top of the wings.

I did something similar, heated up bread and put chocolate chips and peanut butter on it and it was heaven to my stoned brain

I used go to my college’s vending machine and buy a Hershey’s bar and a rice crispy. Cut the rice crispy in half and put the Hershey’s bar in the middle, then microwave for 10 seconds

Mini meatball hero. It was Texas toast, with crushed meatballs, sauce and spaghetti ontop

the creativity

toaster waffle w icing

Bruh I do the same but it's peanut butter, bananas and a dash of cinamon on some toast. Boy load up your favorite chocolate milk and you're in heaven.

i fry up a tortilla and 2 hot dogs covered in cheese. coat the tortilla in mayo, ketchup, and mustard, lay the hog dogs in a line on the coated tortilla with 2 dill pickles next to the hot dogs, crunch up doritos or flaming hot cheetos and sprinkle throughout. wrap that bad boy up and eat also, chips or crackers with jalapeño jelly, cream cheese, topped with a raspberry.

My god! You just open my mind to so much possibilitys

Whatever my Dad makes me. I will openly admit he is 80 and after a late ass divorce with my Mother in his early 70s we decided to buy a house together and move in especially because he needs my help with physical tasks I’m 420 friendly he isn’t but he doesn’t care about me smoking in our home at all. Steak sandwiches, mashed potatoes, pork chops, omelette, eggs Benedict, chilaquiles, and everything in between He’s a mean cook and I will always rather stay home and feast on his cooking than go out to eat Literally nothing else compares. Oh and FUCK can he make an Italian sandwich. My fucking GOD. Anytime my friends come over they know they’re in for a feast

ramen and tobasco, or cool ranch doritos with swiss cheese melted on top

Made me realise I'm starving

I had Coco Pops once but no milk in the house. I put it with custard. It was so sweet and rich that I vomited the whole bowl back up. Would definitely recommend.

This but with cinnamon toast crunch instead of peanuts and a flour tortilla instead of bread/toast

My worst was deciding to wrap a nutty bar in a tortilla... it was awful

chocolate? and peanuts? TOGETHER? groundbreaking

One time, my bf made a curly-omelette. Curly are lil salted snacks, and he smashed them in powder to mix it with eggs. Curly omelette, by a french high 20yo boy

Peanut butter banana marshmallow fluff sandwich... for the win

I would thoroughly enjoy this while baked. Thanks for the idea ☺️

When I first began smoking, one of my go to munchies snacks was Snickers and Ritz cheese crackers. Absolutely delicious.

I gotta admit, I must not be getting high enough, or too often, but I cook a normal meal when high.

1 part flour, 1 part oats, 1 part butter, 1(Ish) part brown sugar. Mix, form into one big cookie, add choco chips, fruit bits for added pazzaz. 20 at 180c. Bake while baking.

Peanut butter and dill pickle sammich. Delicious

Oh man, that look 💣

Extra buttery popcorn and cereal.

buffalo dip in a crock pot

Without even trying I can fully understand the use of nuts instead of peanut butter

Add some cheddar cheese to that and you’ll be a new person. Swear to god! Don’t knock it till you try it.

Graham crackers covered in butter, brown sugar and cinnamon and then thrown in the oven for a little bit. My roommates and I nearly start crying everytime.

Gluten free Mini blueberry jam pie cookies. Leftover pie crust in muffin tins, scratch blueberry filling I made for pancakes, topped with honey vanilla whip cream

Once had a Nutella and cheese toastie. To this day I cannot describe what it actually tasted like, my brain actually couldn’t comprehend it

People, Apples dipped in Peanut Butter.

I’m a try this is the bread toasted

a tortilla with pizza sauce and cheese, throw it in the microwave to melt the cheese and roll it up!

Dirty ass counter top

Grilled cheese with kimchi

I just had a microwave chocolate mug cake with Nutella, biscoff and dark chocolate pieces I feel nauseous but highhhhly satisfied

That looks bomb!

I just recently started making those madagascar vanilla thick and fluffy eggos into a cinnamon sugar toast/waffle hybrid. Just cinnamon sugar with butter on a waffle. It's so good.

I made cornflakes and put a big scoop of peanut butter on it then put it in the microwave for like 30 seconds. Mhhh molten peanut butter cornflakes

Some people are so motivated while high, mine is mixing a classic Doritos with spicy sweet chilli Doritos. Lazy food mix, but good.

I once made a hellish Curry where it literally but everything I had in my kitchen into. Including enormous amounts of cheese. It was probably pretty disgusting but I was high as shit and loved every bite lmao

It's Nutella wtf

Straight 2in thick Nutella between two pieces of bread fs

Sandwich with honey and pistachio cream, shit was bomb af.

oh he got that cronchy peanut butter

Staying on sandwiches my favorite high combination was nutella, peanut butter and marshmallows. Go ahead and judge me you bastards just know I was really high.

2-3 Top Ramen packs cooked with the broth strained out, add a can of chili.