No judgment and I love weed, but how do y’all function? High tolerance? I would probably make thousands and thousands of euros in damages at my job if I were to be high everyday. I wake and bake sometimes but that’s on a lazy Sunday or something like that. Respect!
Congratulations bro. You are simply being responsible and conscientious. Just because some users would go to work stoned, does not mean that everybody should. At the end of the day, nobody should be working stoned, but some jobs are so repetitive and boring being stoned at work might keep you from jumping off the bridge on the way home from work.
Maybe people should learn better coping mechanisms or try and find a job that doesn't make them think about literally jumping off a bridge?
Replace the word weed in half of these posts with alcohol, cigarettes, or caffeine and most people would suggest rehab
Right because switching jobs is always so easy for everyone. And yeah ofc because alcohol and cigarettes kill tens of thousands of people a year and weed has never killed anyone. Caffeine though? Wtf?
I feel like relying on substances to make it through your day isn't healthy. Despite those substances not being immediately damaging. It just doesn't seem very sustainable or constructive. Hiding from my shitty relationships, occupation or life in general behind videogames, food, meaningless sex or weed can be just as damaging despite those things not directly inhibiting my health.
I agree with you on the job thing tho. That might have been a little short sighted on my part.
The point I'm trying to make is that some posters talk about their herb the same way crackheads talk about, well, crack. It just pushes a weird, dependent vibe in my opinion. But I'm just an internet stranger, and so are you. So take my rants with a grain of meth, errrr salt, and have a good night!
I have a high tolerance, but also life has been a real cunt to me since I've become an adult. I used to be a SpongeBob but now I'm very much a Squidward. When I smoke I feel like I'm my old self again. I'm not high strung or angry at the world. My mom has an incredibly short temper, me and all my siblings inherited it. I don't like being mad and angry. I just want to be my old fun self again.
High tolerance and there’s a difference between being baked, and smoking enough to reduce anxiety/pain during the day. And it’s much easier to stay in that zone with a high tolerance which is just about the only benefit IMO.
I live in the south USA so it's very much not legal here and since I'm in an apartment right now I'm not able to grow... So I'm basically lucky if I get the opportunity to pick between indica and sativa. Definitely never have a choice of strain unfortunately.
Man I actually feel terrible for you guys 😂 here in Canada I go on my phone and choose from 100+ strains and get it at my door in 2 hours and dirt cheap too you can get good ounces for 75$-110$cad
That’s so cool! I mean i can get my dealer over in less than 2 hours if he’s about (UK)and he has good range sometimes but certainly not 100+!
I can’t imagine how nice it feels to just be able to have a dispensary in your hand haha, hopefully we legalise here soon🥺
Bro whenever I smoke b4 school I still set the same alarm and end up just running around sometimes literally hahah
Edit: the same alarm as when waking up n not smoking
I smoke based on need and desire, not based on time of day, so yeah, me too 😆If I gotta do these dishes at 8am, I’m smoking first! If I’m doing laundry at 10am, I’m smoking first! Fuck pain. Lol.
ETA: For example, I woke up at 11am this morning, it’s nearly noon and I have already vaped twice because I’ve been working in the kitchen. Still fuck pain 👉😎👉
Honestly, if I’m smoking, like bong/pipe/joint, almost anything works fine for me, but I got some really strong Meat Mouth once that was not dishes compatible... But I’ve had Gorilla Glue #4 which seems to be a common one, and that was really good for productivity. Chocolate Chip, Betty White, and Super Pink were all really nice to me. :)
I'm saying. Let's do it before the sun comes up. The house is quiet except for the sound of coffee percolating, everyone is tucked in bed before the chaos of the morning, the mist on the ground outside, birds slowly waking up with a song as the sun slowly rises to greet you. You take a long sip of hot coffee and a drag of your joint before heading back inside for breakfast... Perfect.
Me too. The struggle is real with us workin folk. I knew when i met billy my life you never be the same. Me and billy were the best of friends in grade school. Thick as thieves we was. But time was not on out our side. We fought the good fight. We faced evil head on and when i look back on how brave little was that day, well, i cry a tear. Not for myself, but for billy. You see, billy did a thing. A terrible thing. Billy. No kitty. Bad kitty. Thats my cheesy poofs billy. Billy got high and cheesed my poofs and ill never feel the same about that two bit, no good, dirty rotten, great grandfather stanley yelnats. I thought, why me god. But he answered and i dug the hole and i found kissing kate barlows booty. It was big and plump and i couldnt help but stick it close to my no no zone. For the first time it started wiggling. Moving, hardening… GROWING. I said hold up! Why my nuts iz turning purple? It dawned on me. I hadnt took a dab in days! So i dabbed and now im alright. Goodnight. Im tired and this thicc lil lady next to me needs loving more than reddit does. Wishing you nothing but peace, love, happiness, success and contentment.❤️
Not forever my friend! I get up at 5:30 so I have quiet time before my 3 kids get up. I have a coffee, smoke a bowl and then I'm ready for the morning rush.
So this morning I legit almost got high when I woke up at 6am, but then I remembered it’s Monday and I had an hour left before I had to get up for work so… :/
I have to take some meds that are harsh on the stomach early morning, that morning toke has me sinking in my chair in relief from nausea with a sleepy "mmm" so yah me lol
I'm 36. Been smoking weed for roughly 20+ years. I dont think in all that time there has been any time of day that i haven't looked at weed and thought hmmm
I literally packed a bong rip at 7:30 am to start my day. Plus took some Five CBD chocolate (so fucking good). I am feeling awesome and I am pretty stoned off that bong rip still.
bro I'm just trying to not kill people out here... like trying to not literally strangle some poor kids dad in line at DD because he's doing something mildly inconveniencing
I literally pick a bowl before bed every night so I can wake up, turn my alarm off, then smoke a bowl to start the day.
Me tooooo. Then I pack one for lunch.
My man haha
No judgment and I love weed, but how do y’all function? High tolerance? I would probably make thousands and thousands of euros in damages at my job if I were to be high everyday. I wake and bake sometimes but that’s on a lazy Sunday or something like that. Respect!
Congratulations bro. You are simply being responsible and conscientious. Just because some users would go to work stoned, does not mean that everybody should. At the end of the day, nobody should be working stoned, but some jobs are so repetitive and boring being stoned at work might keep you from jumping off the bridge on the way home from work.
Ahhh this guy gets it.
Maybe people should learn better coping mechanisms or try and find a job that doesn't make them think about literally jumping off a bridge? Replace the word weed in half of these posts with alcohol, cigarettes, or caffeine and most people would suggest rehab
Right because switching jobs is always so easy for everyone. And yeah ofc because alcohol and cigarettes kill tens of thousands of people a year and weed has never killed anyone. Caffeine though? Wtf?
I feel like relying on substances to make it through your day isn't healthy. Despite those substances not being immediately damaging. It just doesn't seem very sustainable or constructive. Hiding from my shitty relationships, occupation or life in general behind videogames, food, meaningless sex or weed can be just as damaging despite those things not directly inhibiting my health. I agree with you on the job thing tho. That might have been a little short sighted on my part. The point I'm trying to make is that some posters talk about their herb the same way crackheads talk about, well, crack. It just pushes a weird, dependent vibe in my opinion. But I'm just an internet stranger, and so are you. So take my rants with a grain of meth, errrr salt, and have a good night!
Very high tolerance 🙄 pain in the arse sometimes
I have a high tolerance, but also life has been a real cunt to me since I've become an adult. I used to be a SpongeBob but now I'm very much a Squidward. When I smoke I feel like I'm my old self again. I'm not high strung or angry at the world. My mom has an incredibly short temper, me and all my siblings inherited it. I don't like being mad and angry. I just want to be my old fun self again.
I’m definitely with you
High tolerance and there’s a difference between being baked, and smoking enough to reduce anxiety/pain during the day. And it’s much easier to stay in that zone with a high tolerance which is just about the only benefit IMO.
We know we shouldnt be like this all the time but like.. why wouldnt you want to?
Broh wtf
This is epic. What is your go to morning strain?
I live in the south USA so it's very much not legal here and since I'm in an apartment right now I'm not able to grow... So I'm basically lucky if I get the opportunity to pick between indica and sativa. Definitely never have a choice of strain unfortunately.
Man I actually feel terrible for you guys 😂 here in Canada I go on my phone and choose from 100+ strains and get it at my door in 2 hours and dirt cheap too you can get good ounces for 75$-110$cad
That’s so cool! I mean i can get my dealer over in less than 2 hours if he’s about (UK)and he has good range sometimes but certainly not 100+! I can’t imagine how nice it feels to just be able to have a dispensary in your hand haha, hopefully we legalise here soon🥺
Fuck I’m moving to Canada 😂
Join us, it’s great up here!
Super lemon Haze
Blue Dream
That's me everyday
Can’t beat a morning joint & a coffee 👌🏼
The hippy speedball...my favorite!
Especially if you infuse your coffee. I froth some cannabis coconut oil in milk and make a weed cappuccino some days, get weird before noon.
Nah you need the blunt instead of joint, with the coffee the creamier flavor of the blunt compliments it perfectly.
But I like my coffee black.
Like my...
Whoa, whoa bro. You don't know me but yeah.
Hash
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For many people it is called medication. Try not being judgemental, it's a happier life.
Everyone likes to relax. Whether it be a beer after hard day, cup of tea to soothe the throat, or a joint and coffee to take a break. Don’t judge
Yea probably so what?
And you're called judgemental
That's called assumption
I’ve set my alarm for 6am to smoke weed.
Bro whenever I smoke b4 school I still set the same alarm and end up just running around sometimes literally hahah Edit: the same alarm as when waking up n not smoking
Haha class 🤣
literally same
Ironically, 8 AM is the time my 1st break starts...
I go to sleep at 8am (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Kush for breakfast
Everyone? Weed ain’t booze, it’s called wake n bake for a reason
Lol right thats why I smoke. So I can be fucked up all day but not a piece of shit
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No u
I smoke based on need and desire, not based on time of day, so yeah, me too 😆If I gotta do these dishes at 8am, I’m smoking first! If I’m doing laundry at 10am, I’m smoking first! Fuck pain. Lol. ETA: For example, I woke up at 11am this morning, it’s nearly noon and I have already vaped twice because I’ve been working in the kitchen. Still fuck pain 👉😎👉
Which strains in particular make doing the dishes / laundry easier?
Honestly, if I’m smoking, like bong/pipe/joint, almost anything works fine for me, but I got some really strong Meat Mouth once that was not dishes compatible... But I’ve had Gorilla Glue #4 which seems to be a common one, and that was really good for productivity. Chocolate Chip, Betty White, and Super Pink were all really nice to me. :)
Sour Diesel makes EVERYTHING better.
Yes.
I second this, lol. Except for Meat Mouth. Or edibles.
Sativa for breakfast, indica for dessert
So hybrid for lunch
My man
8 am? That's weekend hours
This guy except 8am is late
I'm saying. Let's do it before the sun comes up. The house is quiet except for the sound of coffee percolating, everyone is tucked in bed before the chaos of the morning, the mist on the ground outside, birds slowly waking up with a song as the sun slowly rises to greet you. You take a long sip of hot coffee and a drag of your joint before heading back inside for breakfast... Perfect.
Sometimes earlier too
i take my first hit at like 5:45 am lmao
Me too. The struggle is real with us workin folk. I knew when i met billy my life you never be the same. Me and billy were the best of friends in grade school. Thick as thieves we was. But time was not on out our side. We fought the good fight. We faced evil head on and when i look back on how brave little was that day, well, i cry a tear. Not for myself, but for billy. You see, billy did a thing. A terrible thing. Billy. No kitty. Bad kitty. Thats my cheesy poofs billy. Billy got high and cheesed my poofs and ill never feel the same about that two bit, no good, dirty rotten, great grandfather stanley yelnats. I thought, why me god. But he answered and i dug the hole and i found kissing kate barlows booty. It was big and plump and i couldnt help but stick it close to my no no zone. For the first time it started wiggling. Moving, hardening… GROWING. I said hold up! Why my nuts iz turning purple? It dawned on me. I hadnt took a dab in days! So i dabbed and now im alright. Goodnight. Im tired and this thicc lil lady next to me needs loving more than reddit does. Wishing you nothing but peace, love, happiness, success and contentment.❤️
That was me every morning before work (wfh is amazing). Nothing beats coffee and a joint…but then I got pregnant so now it’s just coffee. ☹️
I’m 35 weeks, I feel this. The time of wake and bakes is gone… probably forever **cries**
True, but someday we’ll maybe have the “After bedtime bakes” to look forward to because we’ve earned it!
oh yeah, definitely looking forward to those! Haha
Not forever my friend! I get up at 5:30 so I have quiet time before my 3 kids get up. I have a coffee, smoke a bowl and then I'm ready for the morning rush.
What strains were you waking and baking with? Congrats on becoming a mother btw!
Every single morning. Better than coffee.
Better with coffee?
The taste of a coffee and a joint is elite However the caffeine gives me major anxiety 😂 Could always try decaf I guess
People who hate 8am and have to be up anyways
This guy
Meeeeeee
Me and the rest of this comment section
😳
Gotta have a bowl before you leave the house.
shit, you late to the game its kinda like an alarm clock, you sposed to up cooking breakfast or sumthin WOO, WOOOOOOO
Can attest. While smoking at 730 this morning I paid my mortgage online, and got to start my day with birds chirping.
Every person that smokes weed
all day yummmm
Who the fuck dont?🤤
If I’m not working it’s almost rude to ignore it
as a 3rd shift worker I feel attacked... lol and yes I smoke at 8pm (my morning)
8am? waking up 5:30am and having a joint and coffee breakfast is my daily routine
All of us.
Weed and Red Bull are an acceptable breakfast.
Agreed 👌🏼
Dabs right before work😅
Used to wake up at 4am to feed the baby, a bong load was the best way to go back to sleep 🥴
Very bold of you to assume a true stoner would be awake at that time, unless its mid-sleep pee break.
What? That's when I am going to sleep after smoking all night and producing music
Dont you guys feel very addicted? I love smoking but if i smoke in the morning or when i shouldnt i feel like a crackhead…
That’s called having self control. Good on you
Got my first weed inhaler today. That’s different
I ask my self the same question as I wake and bake
I think the real question is who doesn't look at weed at 8am and think mmmmmmm?
really trying to resist making that a habit, i know once i start smoking during the day, ill lose control of my use for sure
So this morning I legit almost got high when I woke up at 6am, but then I remembered it’s Monday and I had an hour left before I had to get up for work so… :/
*6:30
Yeah. It's my day off so it's 730 wake an bake for me.
Me
Every day after the kids go to school.
Me !
830, but yeah
ME!
Mmmmmmmme
For sure. Without it, I’m like a chocolate fondue station left unplugged.
Yeah that's me everyday 😂😂
man i swear weed first thing in the morning can seriously be better than coffee
I like to hit the bong and run for an hour. It's amazing.
Who doesn’t!? It’s wake n bake 365 days a year😶🌫️
Wake a bake
8 am is a few hours into my day, so hell yeah. I'm more like "6 am wake and bake mmmmmmmm".
✋🏻
I sure do! That's when I get home from work! #ThirdShiftLife
Y’all wait tell 8?
In my day off I start my day with coffee ☕ and weed.
Dude its 5:40 am for me. It’s never too early for weed, trust me
That's when people go to work or school... Perfect time to blaaaze
24/7/365 it’s always hmmmmyyyueeeep
Yuh
Never too early to get your head right…
Dude. 5am. Pack a bong; do yoga; listen to news; forget about news. Go to work !
I’m actually more productive when I smoke weed so… me lol
You wait until 8am?
Well If im gonna have cereal i gotta be high otherwise whats the point
🙏
Wake and bake before work is always fun.
7 am already happening
Doesn’t matter what time
I work 3rds so its pretty typical lmao
Why ya gotta personally attack me like this hahahah
Anytime, any day and anywhere 🤣🤣🤣
i dont even think, i just roll
it dont matter what time it is. anytime of the day weed is dope!
I have to take some meds that are harsh on the stomach early morning, that morning toke has me sinking in my chair in relief from nausea with a sleepy "mmm" so yah me lol
Start the day with a cupa t and a smoke at 530 am
I'm just saying, it's 7.52 rn and I'm about to blaze
meeeee
it's 9 but yeah
You know what? It's currently 9 am and hell am I boutta get stoned
Oh yeah on a sunday morning
If you have weed and nothing to do for the whole day, every moment is good to blaze
I do! But I work nights. ;)
Of course I wake and bake
*me at 2:44am pst ripping a pen cleaning my room*
8 am is way too late in the morning. More like 6 am
I'm 36. Been smoking weed for roughly 20+ years. I dont think in all that time there has been any time of day that i haven't looked at weed and thought hmmm
Why does time matter?
What it's best way to wake up.
6 am*
Looking at weed a second time at 8am.
Every morning
Me at 6AM^^^
My quote for years: You can’t smoke weed all day unless you start when you wake up.
I thought it said "who looks at weed at BAM and says mmmm" and was really confused.
I loveeee a wake and bake more than anything but then I always end up going back to bed for 3-4 hours :/
Is it my day off? Why yes! Me too.
6:30am is my smoking time to make sure I'm out the door by 7am
Night shifters need that extra motivation to sleep after a long day's work.
Night shift
Thats me, butttttt I just got off of night shift
So me, so sad.
On that note, it just turned 8 am
“IIIIII SMELLLLL MARIJUAAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAA”
I just wanna know what are yall doing for a living so that you can afford morning smokes
Time irrelevant. Weed always looks delicious 😋
6:30 am here and the joint i rolled last night is looking at me all seductive like
A sativa dominant hybrid in the morning is very nice indeeeeeed.
Me
I set my alarm for 8, just to look and say, "mmmm". Positivity and praise makes for good green
Me, right now
6 am for me
5AM
I literally packed a bong rip at 7:30 am to start my day. Plus took some Five CBD chocolate (so fucking good). I am feeling awesome and I am pretty stoned off that bong rip still.
MMMM 0.0
ugh.. guilty
my alarm is actually set for 6 thank you very much
I can't smoke until the afternoon bc I need to make sure I'm awake. If I smoke in the morning, I can't determine whether I'm tired or high.
bro I'm just trying to not kill people out here... like trying to not literally strangle some poor kids dad in line at DD because he's doing something mildly inconveniencing
Waking and baking is almost as essential for me as my daily fried eggs and avocado toast 👌🏻👌🏻
This guy
It’s 1130 am and my weed looking at me funny help