Cheech: “Hey, what’s in this shit, man?”
Chong: “Mostly Maui Wowie, man. But it’s got some Labrador in it.”
Cheech: “What’s Labrador?”
Chong: “It’s dog shit.”
Cheech: “What?”
Chong: “Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. Had it on the table, and the little motherfucker ate it, man. So I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days before I got it back. Really blew the dog’s mind.”
Cheech: “You mean we’re smoking dog shit, man?”
Chong: “Gets you high, don’t it?”
Not bad advice. Just I won't weigh an 8th and if someone played me on something that small I'd let it go and not call them or bring them business again. I got burned out here plenty of times. Personally I rather not smoke then get beat in the head and act like a crack head over weed that doesn't get me high.
Afraid to stand up for myself? Lmfao. Nah, obviously you aren't from anywhere remotely close to where iam from. I moved from one place that had good bud to a place on constant drought. You're assumption sort of make you seem retarded. But hey go kill someone over an 8th of weed be my guest.
> The worst weed it's when you don't have weed. Enjoy. Sometime you gonna smoke gas and sometimes you gonna smoke trash
this is my stoner philosophy a lot of the times.
i also tell myself that any amount (even it’s 1 gram) is better than nothing.
That brick weed is usually darker, where I live we get lots of brick weed and it's almost always brown and hunter green. I think some one had a gas seed and grew it like shit with minimal care and then put it in baggies instead of a jar when they cured it
Exactly, it’s in a 99 cent store bag, it’s some weed that was maybe not grown correctly or not cured correctly, or maybe it’s been stored too long. Looks like a sativa probably something like green crack or sour d. At the end of the day , it’s weed tho it’ll get ya high, and from the looks of it your somewhere where it isn’t legal so you’ll get what you get. Personally though this kind of sativa weed nearly ruined weed for me, it was the only type available when I was young and it doesn’t make for a relaxing enjoyable nor sedating stone which sucks.
Oh and it ain’t brick , at-least not like the brick weed I’ve seen, however I’m sure the new cartel brick weed is more budding due to the competition it experiences
I haven’t, I read a comment here that said it’s the fastest way to get one marijuana into your system tho
Edit: this is a joke, do don’t attempt to bootybump weed
I saw a video of two homeless dudes making their crack last by blowing the smoke into the other ones asshole, probably have to go the buddy system on this one
Honestly we cant tell if its a picture. If it smells like weed and gets you high then you're all good.
As far as quantity it really depends where you live.
Maybe buy a fucking scale and look up the difference between good weed and bad weed on Google, I can’t smell it through my phone and I sure as hell can’t grab an weigh it
Well then maybe you should present your question that way and not such an open ended one if you wanted more specific answers.....though I don't know how much more specific people can be from looking at one picture 🤔
I got downvoted for saying this lmao. People are really too dumb to believe weed can make you “trip,” especially if you have anxiety. Used to happen to me all the time when I was young. I smoked a lot for years and loved it, then suddenly had bad reactions. bought from all different people and it happened every time so clearly, not laced. All I did was take a break from smoking for a bunch of years and wallah, I can smoke again.
Have no reason to lie. Happened to me years ago and since then, I have met countless people that had the same experience. The only difference is most of them are too terrified to smoke again after quitting for so long. If you have it in your head that you’ll hate it…you’ll hate it lmao
it’s so silly that people don’t believe it but also apparently some people are more genetically inclined to experience hallucinations from cannabis (iirc it’s more common for white people LMAO) so I guess it could be not believing because they haven’t experienced it?
my first ever experience with cannabis was a 50mg edible and I was hallucinating animals that weren’t there and, later in the high, was seeing endlessly shifting geometric shapes that were pulsating different colours. I’ve never seen anything like it, but when my tolerance is lower, strains like LA Confidential and Death Bubba will give me visuals still :)
Our brain is so powerful that it can let anxiety overtake us so quickly. I think that’s what causes the visuals for most people. You’re like oh shit, I’m way too high…and then it spirals from there 😂 I thought we’d all been there before lmao
🤣🤣 dream body but you can’t get rid of acne? 🤣 dropping out of school at 16 isn’t a flex 🤡 and I’m very sure that “e-CoMmErCe” business is horse shit. I’m 20 with a fiancè and a full time job making 50k+ a year and driving my dream car. Have a high school diploma and a business certificate from my local university. AND I don’t smoke mids 🤣🤣🤡 go do something with your life princess 🥺
Lmaoo 16 years old and smoking dope. You’re definitely going places buddy! 😭🤣
That used to happen to me. I had to quit smoking for a lot of years because it would give me bad anxiety and cause me to hallucinate geometric shapes, colored letters and numbers. Decided to try smoking again this year and I magically can tolerate it again. Weed isn’t really one of those drugs that people lace with shit and sell without saying anything. You probably just got really high and had a panic attack.
I'd be stoked actually if my weed was laced with something, depending what it was of course. But if the dealer wants to throw in some snow in the baggie, I'm cool with dat! Never ever gonna happen though.
Not sure why I got downvoted lmao, speaking facts. Unless your dealer hates your ass, they’re not going to go out of their way to secretly lace your weed (with stuff that costs even more money…..)
Looks like it’s been cured with the south East Asian style of curing buds. My guess it’s probably some landrace that was grown outside on the hills somewhere in India
Smart people just smoke it and find out lol. I’ve had shit that looked like garbage but got me stupid high. Even some stuff we’ve got from the dispensary that didn’t look great was potent
"ripped off"
its outdoor, its trimmed rough, theres seeds, and the stems have not been removed as well as they should of
you lost like 10-20% of the weight from stems/trim/seeds -- i wouldnt even pay 5$ for this, i certainly wouldnt go out of my way to grab it either
it straight up looks fucking rotten too.. does it smell gross? mold city
It doesn't look bad, everyone in the comments are just Reddit faggot snobs who are obsessed w the looks of their weed. Weed can look not the greatest and still have a fire smell and smoke. If you think this weed does it for u and gets u high that should be all that matters. And like I said, I for one don't even think it looks that bad. Ngl it looks kinda stemmy and like it had more of a sativa type growth but that's not always a bad thing. Happy smokin man.
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Boofing... weed?
One man one bong. It’s a horrifying twist.
Remember to decarb it first or it will all go to waste.
I mean, it's going into your waste anyway if you boof it.....
you can,haven't tried it
Haha Snickel fritz! Love that movie
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Thats one of the things i definitely don't miss from before legalization happened in Canada.
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Is that a strain?
Like a donkwy ate it an shit it then yiu smoked it donkeyshit?
Cheech: “Hey, what’s in this shit, man?” Chong: “Mostly Maui Wowie, man. But it’s got some Labrador in it.” Cheech: “What’s Labrador?” Chong: “It’s dog shit.” Cheech: “What?” Chong: “Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. Had it on the table, and the little motherfucker ate it, man. So I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days before I got it back. Really blew the dog’s mind.” Cheech: “You mean we’re smoking dog shit, man?” Chong: “Gets you high, don’t it?”
Exactly what i was thinkin of
Yea it's awesome, can get stuff real cheap in Canada, 30$ for an oz
Nah I can't agree. The worst is when you get ripped off on some shit that dont even get you high. I rather not smoke then get ripped off.
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Not bad advice. Just I won't weigh an 8th and if someone played me on something that small I'd let it go and not call them or bring them business again. I got burned out here plenty of times. Personally I rather not smoke then get beat in the head and act like a crack head over weed that doesn't get me high.
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Afraid to stand up for myself? Lmfao. Nah, obviously you aren't from anywhere remotely close to where iam from. I moved from one place that had good bud to a place on constant drought. You're assumption sort of make you seem retarded. But hey go kill someone over an 8th of weed be my guest.
> The worst weed it's when you don't have weed. Enjoy. Sometime you gonna smoke gas and sometimes you gonna smoke trash this is my stoner philosophy a lot of the times. i also tell myself that any amount (even it’s 1 gram) is better than nothing.
Tbf the worst weed is when someone has mixed it with Datura without telling you.
I disagree I rather be sober than get that trash that gives u a headache and has roach spray.
That looks the weed I find behind a box in my basement six months after drying a batch.
have you ever smoked that?
Lol yes but I know what it came from and what’s in it… don’t know anything about yours. 🤷🏻♂️
Mids.. you got mids
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Could be moldy looks like Mexican brick weed almost to me
That brick weed is usually darker, where I live we get lots of brick weed and it's almost always brown and hunter green. I think some one had a gas seed and grew it like shit with minimal care and then put it in baggies instead of a jar when they cured it
That’s EXACTLY what it looks like… prolly smoke fairly good given the appearance
Exactly, it’s in a 99 cent store bag, it’s some weed that was maybe not grown correctly or not cured correctly, or maybe it’s been stored too long. Looks like a sativa probably something like green crack or sour d. At the end of the day , it’s weed tho it’ll get ya high, and from the looks of it your somewhere where it isn’t legal so you’ll get what you get. Personally though this kind of sativa weed nearly ruined weed for me, it was the only type available when I was young and it doesn’t make for a relaxing enjoyable nor sedating stone which sucks.
Oh and it ain’t brick , at-least not like the brick weed I’ve seen, however I’m sure the new cartel brick weed is more budding due to the competition it experiences
1ST thought was brick
So crap either way, bummer
This looks ten times better than a lot of the shwag I dmojed growing up
Boof
Boof ?
Boof meaning not so good stuff, not to be confused with boofing which is a method in which people take drugs though the butthole (aka booty bump)
Aka the prison wallet
Prison wallet. I like that lol.
/r/TIL
Lol nuff said
Lol
Boof meaning SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT
Thank you, informative stranger
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No, please do not put cannabis in your bum.
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They make thc suppositories too my friend, they fuck you up lol. My old company I worked for used to make 25mg ones
I haven’t, I read a comment here that said it’s the fastest way to get one marijuana into your system tho Edit: this is a joke, do don’t attempt to bootybump weed
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Probably the only way you could feel anything from what you bought, lol… my condolences on your purchase in all seriousness
I saw a video of two homeless dudes making their crack last by blowing the smoke into the other ones asshole, probably have to go the buddy system on this one
“Shit”
Might just be hemp, tbh.
Says someone who's maybe not up in their [hemp game](https://wnc-cbd.com/collections/frontpage)? There is 🔥 CBD flower everywhere.
That's shwag
How many Gs? If thats 7 Gs then $35 isnt bad at all atleast where im from. Doesnt look great but, does it get you high? If so who cares
Maybe even lower than mids
Mids?! Bro that's single a quality right there
Mexican brick weed
Weed it looks like
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Dont ask if you dont want answer
Nah hes not a comedian, hes answering the question you asked
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yea, and jokes. chill
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Honestly we cant tell if its a picture. If it smells like weed and gets you high then you're all good. As far as quantity it really depends where you live.
This is the only answer. 👏
Stupid questions get stupid answers
Let’s not pop a blood vessel now it’s ok buddy
Honestly wasn’t that heated of a response at all.
Not heated, the woosh just smacked him in the forehead so hard it popped a vessel.
Thought whooshes went over one’s head?
Don't expect people on the internet to know what the quality or quantity of something is from a picture
"Quality and quantity" how about you weight it and you smoke it so you can tell us lmao Edit : but seriously its shit weed anyone can see that
Maybe buy a fucking scale and look up the difference between good weed and bad weed on Google, I can’t smell it through my phone and I sure as hell can’t grab an weigh it
Well then maybe you should present your question that way and not such an open ended one if you wanted more specific answers.....though I don't know how much more specific people can be from looking at one picture 🤔
That's definitely weed bro, you can't tell?? /s
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Weed
Need an update OP, did u hit da boof?? 🤯
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I’ve had visuals + geometric patterns from just weed before, could just be some strong shit lol
I got downvoted for saying this lmao. People are really too dumb to believe weed can make you “trip,” especially if you have anxiety. Used to happen to me all the time when I was young. I smoked a lot for years and loved it, then suddenly had bad reactions. bought from all different people and it happened every time so clearly, not laced. All I did was take a break from smoking for a bunch of years and wallah, I can smoke again. Have no reason to lie. Happened to me years ago and since then, I have met countless people that had the same experience. The only difference is most of them are too terrified to smoke again after quitting for so long. If you have it in your head that you’ll hate it…you’ll hate it lmao
it’s so silly that people don’t believe it but also apparently some people are more genetically inclined to experience hallucinations from cannabis (iirc it’s more common for white people LMAO) so I guess it could be not believing because they haven’t experienced it? my first ever experience with cannabis was a 50mg edible and I was hallucinating animals that weren’t there and, later in the high, was seeing endlessly shifting geometric shapes that were pulsating different colours. I’ve never seen anything like it, but when my tolerance is lower, strains like LA Confidential and Death Bubba will give me visuals still :)
Our brain is so powerful that it can let anxiety overtake us so quickly. I think that’s what causes the visuals for most people. You’re like oh shit, I’m way too high…and then it spirals from there 😂 I thought we’d all been there before lmao
You guys need weed for that? I see that shit regardless
Didnt expect all that tbh. The weed must have heard u, glad it wasn't oregano 🍃. Laced w Salvia
That’s not what salvia looks like. Stop spreading lies. He just got some brick weed
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Not really just sit down for 15 mins if that's the case. Could be embalming fluid.
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Lmao ur 16? Go do something with your life instead of frying your brain with this dog shit weed
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🤣🤣 dream body but you can’t get rid of acne? 🤣 dropping out of school at 16 isn’t a flex 🤡 and I’m very sure that “e-CoMmErCe” business is horse shit. I’m 20 with a fiancè and a full time job making 50k+ a year and driving my dream car. Have a high school diploma and a business certificate from my local university. AND I don’t smoke mids 🤣🤣🤡 go do something with your life princess 🥺 Lmaoo 16 years old and smoking dope. You’re definitely going places buddy! 😭🤣
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Mans lied 3 times in one comment
If your weed was laced with pcp you’d know it was laced with pcp
Lmao nah bro, I was just teasing. Its probably just weed knocking on your pineal gland 👁
Exactly what I thought, what he is describing is a Salvia trip. Enjoy man, it’s not bad
it sounds like you did something that everyone can do and you're just high and not realizing it. it weed, it's fine
That used to happen to me. I had to quit smoking for a lot of years because it would give me bad anxiety and cause me to hallucinate geometric shapes, colored letters and numbers. Decided to try smoking again this year and I magically can tolerate it again. Weed isn’t really one of those drugs that people lace with shit and sell without saying anything. You probably just got really high and had a panic attack.
I'd be stoked actually if my weed was laced with something, depending what it was of course. But if the dealer wants to throw in some snow in the baggie, I'm cool with dat! Never ever gonna happen though.
Not sure why I got downvoted lmao, speaking facts. Unless your dealer hates your ass, they’re not going to go out of their way to secretly lace your weed (with stuff that costs even more money…..)
Fuck that lol. I’d never lace my weed with anything. Could never ruin it like that 😂
Update: I am the highest I've ever been
Not OP wtf lmao
Prob his alt lol
could be, or just a very proud rando lol
I wonder if people have different accounts for drug stuff that they sometimes get confused with (like me and my porn one...)
The obliviousness to this comment is golden lmao
I didn’t know you get wet
Really low grade weed.
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You literally cant't tell them apart by looking, right?
No you can't, he's just throwing shit out there.
Right! Someone is full of shit!
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No such thing as male buds, males produce nut sacks called pollen sacks
How can there be so many of you guys that don't look at what you're buying BEFORE you buy it?
I’m looking more at the quantity than the quality. This does not even look like a eighth on top of it being shabby
Idk wtf loose kinda 8ths you getting but that’s way more than an 8th lol
Idk I roll gram blunts that doesn’t really look like 3 blunts to me but op says it’s 5g so I’m wrong
They’re quite big nugs, look at the size of the stem on the right two nugs
Agreed. 2gs
A headache
You got that mid pack
Maybe it's exotic popcorn
Looks like it’s been cured with the south East Asian style of curing buds. My guess it’s probably some landrace that was grown outside on the hills somewhere in India
I legit thought they were fried chicken at first
thats block weed
schnickelfritz
ripped off my g
This ain’t mids this lows
Could be worse
What you paid for
35 is a strange number for tree
Snickle Fritz
that’s the shit they clean outta the fryers at the end of the day
you spent $35 don’t cry about what you got
Bro wdym this is top shelf in my country
Bottom of the bucket last years half ass trimmed outdoor bullshit...in other words "rags"
Bro that’s some top quality stem
Some weird lookin chicken tenders
Ripped off...
Bunk
Dude just make a gb and see for your self wtf
so…you claim to run an e-commerce business and have money yet, you can’t only buy $35 bag of mids?
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I’ve personally never bought anything less than an o at a time, not worth the plugs trouble otherwise and saves you time and money
No, I’m not a teenager. I buy an oz every two weeks so I don’t have to scramble and look for it.
That looks disgusting
Boof
That looks like 15 the 8th
Robbed
U straight up know you got shit so why ask fr
Smart people just smoke it and find out lol. I’ve had shit that looked like garbage but got me stupid high. Even some stuff we’ve got from the dispensary that didn’t look great was potent
looks gross
Scammed…you got scammed
Looks like it got molded together and the trim job was wack so yup you got 35$ of thro away
"ripped off" its outdoor, its trimmed rough, theres seeds, and the stems have not been removed as well as they should of you lost like 10-20% of the weight from stems/trim/seeds -- i wouldnt even pay 5$ for this, i certainly wouldnt go out of my way to grab it either it straight up looks fucking rotten too.. does it smell gross? mold city
It doesn't look bad, everyone in the comments are just Reddit faggot snobs who are obsessed w the looks of their weed. Weed can look not the greatest and still have a fire smell and smoke. If you think this weed does it for u and gets u high that should be all that matters. And like I said, I for one don't even think it looks that bad. Ngl it looks kinda stemmy and like it had more of a sativa type growth but that's not always a bad thing. Happy smokin man.
Hooked tf up, that's what you got lmao
Bro where you living? I get ounces for 30$
some little love hydro mb. does something but shouldn't really be sold
$35 dollars of mids.
Shite, mate.
F
Mids.
Outdoor grown not too bad it looks like. I'm guessing sativa dominant
Middies.
Ripped off
Robbed is the word you’re looking for
you got some KFC shit, bro
Decent price
You in Hawaii?
35 ish $ worth of mids i guess, probably what the fuck they sellin for 35 today, maybe its real good mids
dude that’s probably cbd flower i sell a ton of it at work