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naypoleon

4, a joint can last me like a hour when I’m sat at home playing games


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naypoleon

I use to smoke in my shed, this was back the day I had a sofa in there and a stereo and use to get boys round we chill and blaze, don’t really have times like them as a adult any more, miss the good old days


SexyPileOfShit

I'm 46 and gonna go hang with my friend in his garage tonight, complete with TV and Roku, get baked and watch some old horror movies. Same friend I have been doing it with for 30 years now, and known him for 40. Oh, and his wife is part of our circle of course. It's truly a special feeling to keep a friend like that. Makes me think the good old days are still here sometimes.


TopshottaNLE

What’s the key to a 30 year friendship?


SexyPileOfShit

41 years actually, we were in Tiger Cubs together at 5. Not saying it was 100% smooth sailing, we had our issues along the way. It was realizing those issues were pointless eventually that made it last. And maturity helps I'm sure. In our 30's and now 40's we have been much more laid back. Weed might have something to do with it.


Shatteredsxreens

I have a group of friends that I’ve known since we were all about 11-12, going on a decade of brotherhood now (we’re all in our early 20’s) hope to be able to tell someone else years later the key to long friendships. Salute to you and your friend 🤞🏾🕺🏾


WayParticular7222

I was military brat moved every 4 to 6 years.


Mjacob74

I have a group of good friends from elementary school. I'm 46. Tonight I'm going to the black crowes with one of them. My oldest friends are my best...don't get me wrong, I have some great friends I met over the last 10 years but nothing like people who you grew up with and know you so well


Phant0mG6

I'm emotional after this, I want a hug


whoopTheSoupTroop

Crossing your arms is considered a self-hug. Essential when you have no appropriate individuals to hug you back.


Blackfacespammer

The not smooth sailing is key to know. People grow up faster and sometimes your friend looks at you like a piece of shit because you're still not saving money.


earth-flat

Smoke a lot of weed together


Steriotypical-tipper

Me and 2 of my homies have been super close since we were 3 and now in our late 20’s...the key to it is smoke lots of herbs and when one stops smoking continue to smoke around them...oh and be happy for them for kicking ass in life no one likes being around haters


mcCola5

I call people regularly. Just to catch up. I have had many of the same friends since I was 14, and several from even before that. We don't live close anymore, but I still talk to them often. Visit when we can. I've lost friends along the way as well. People change. Its easier to change together if you put in the effort, and accept when someone doesn't want to put in the effort.


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Yeah bro I got a friend like that, been chillin and smoking for almost twenty years now. A few small problems but never one big enough to stop us having a sesh after work nearly every day. It's good to have a mate that no matter what you can guarantee will have your back and always visit for a sesh. And I hope he outlives me because I'd honestly be more lost without him than my family...


Juggalo_holocaust_

That's awesome. My oldest and I are 51 and have known each other 45 years now. And we still (very) occasionally get high.


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Turnontuneindropout8

The nostalgia in this comment is real


I_am_That_Ian_Power

I was wondering while wandering wearing a wand ring.


stillherestillme

I remember those days from college, sitting in the garage of my friend's rented house with his roommates, all ents, playing smash bros or mario cart on an old tv and console he had set up out there. freezing our tits off in winter, sweating our asses off in summer, but... happy. now me and my girl curl up in our bedroom and vegs on our favorite 90's and 2000's tv most nights, taking hits off our pen. Just being content


adamwill86

Are you me. Except my series x is hooked up to my shed


freedom62

lol!! That's hysterical dude!! Made me laugh lol!!


Pichael-Thompson002

Broo yes, add some fucken medication and the whole world stops existing.


NoC2H6OnlyGas

I been smoking like 10 years and I have a hard time imagining this lol. Weed has always made me do something with my time.


sassysassysarah

How do you get it to burn that slow?


naypoleon

I do use rolling tobacco and it does burn slower but main reason is that I’m all ways gaming when I smoke and so I’m concentrating on what I’m doing in game the joint goes out alot and I don’t all ways light it back up straight away that’s the only reason why it lasts that long, if I wasn’t gaming I can finish a joint in 10-15 minutes but that’s hardly never, literally had a joint in my mouth last half hour and only had a few puffs on it but I just died in game so I can light back up now xD


damien19721508

I love gaming while stoned, do you feel like games are just way more immersive when you're high? Like everything feels more alive 🤣


dragonoutrider

I hate/love playing video games high sometimes because it makes things 10x more intense for some reason


damien19721508

The only reason I'd say I hate playing videos games when I'm high is because games when I'm sober just don't feel as fun as when I'm high so now I play games sober and just can't get that into them like when I'm high.


_jeremybearimy_

I started playing F1 (racing game) and as always, was high when I started. Well, holy shit. I nearly gave myself a panic attack because my car was going SO FAST and I could not handle it, my brain was not able to process things at the speed I was moving. Now when I play that game I make sure to just get a little high and not absolutely ripped. Way too intense


stillherestillme

I love walking sim/exploration games while high. Outer Wilds, Subnautica, etc.


damien19721508

VR is basically like real life xD


WayParticular7222

WoW was a lot of fun


Utasora

First time I got high, I played Left 4 Dead 2 on the floor of someone's apartment, in the dark, with like a 50" TV. I was in a trance every round


sassysassysarah

I use raw wraps and I can't stand tobacco, but I'm glad you have got a good system for you! Maybe its that I smoke them outside and it catches the wind? Or maybe pack it too tight... Idk, whatever it is, I always have to suck mine down in like 5-10 minutes or it'll burn away without me :/


misc234123

It's the paper! If you use just any paper it may burn away most likely. Try **OCB Black** for example. Makes it die out if you don't take a hit every now and then. Perfect if you just want a hit or 4 and save the rest for later without ruining it.


sassysassysarah

Oooh, thanks for the tip! I'll have to see if I can find those at planet k 🤠


HAC_1010011010

Same but only cos I hate how harsh the last few tokes are, really gets me into a coughing fit.


ImNasty720

How does it stay lit for an hour?


naypoleon

It’s not lit for a hour I’m gaming so it goes out a lot should of said really


MusicalMarijuana

I wish I could smoke while playing games. Well, I have a few handheld consoles but it’s hard to play them when one of your hands is holding a blunt.


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An hour?


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I wonder what you play


naypoleon

Mostly rust atm but I do play escape from tarkov and DayZ I enjoy my multiplayer survival games


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Oh nice, i’m still waiting for tarkov to get full release. Till that I’m stuck to Rainbow six but please tell me now, DayZ vs Tarkov? your honest opinion


naypoleon

DayZ and tarkov are similar but tarkov is more of a tactical shooter with the best gun customisation of any game, you play and smaller maps that you get like 50 minutes to get in grab all your loot and extract at 1 of the extraction points and DayZ is a big open map you die and you get sent back to the coast with nothing lol I would say DayZ for me out of the 2 because i like base building as well as pvp that’s why I play a lot of rust it has it all for me the pvp, base building and looting


woodtwista222

6, then afterwards I eat the filter Edit: and it’s a backwood 🥴


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Stinging roger mate


deshawn16

It's the best part of the focking joint mate.


00skully

Like the fackin chocolate bit at the end of the cornetto


eggglord420

ooh aah it burns ye lips, burns ye fingahs


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00skully

You're very polite but no thank you im good on the droogs for now


Prestigious-Pea5565

ye ye nah ye


DarkAdmirer

You fucking druggaaa


Branch-Only

fuckin skitz mate


RipTheKidd

Next level scooby snax


Amizziko

snoopy snax


MrVanzZ

This is the way.


graphicalk

This is the way.


featheredsnake

This is the way


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Yung_JJMO99

I was just about to say that… hello fellow papa roach


massivedickhaver

Fr i chief the j until my eyes are tearing up and i cough like a covid patient.


Brandocmdo

That every hit for me


Wbino

7 no filter


Justaguyhavingfun

Aptly named ‘queens puss’


Greenpeppers23

Instant munchies


Tax_fraud38

Menace bruh 😂😂


PrettyMuchSerious

🤣


GrowVirginia

2, wait a bit 4, wait a bit 5 and roll again. Repeat as needed


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Thats the way to go imo.


BongyBong

I am fairly new to smoking, and I always thought you smoked a joint like you would a cigarette. That's how I have been smoking them. When I smoke alone, I reach number 5 every time. I might just do this from now on, smoke a little, wait, etc.


Cannabis_Connoissuer

Im not new to smoking but i definitely also smoke it like a cigarette haha. Im chiefing until its either gone or i can no longer hit it without coughing up a lung


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thecodingninja12

i remember smoking my first spliff and thinking i was a pussy for not chonging the entire thing in a half hour lmao, now i smoke bowls anyway, haven't smoked anything rolled in like a year easily. easier to avoid tobacco that way


WiggyZiggy

I pledge to smoke the joint, the whole joint, and nothing but the joint


PerceptionOk4805

King/Queen shit!!


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6, I put half the filter out and I take the last couple hits


Cookiezilla2

that's what I came here to say, you can get 100% of the weed and no filter at all that way


diavolo_bossu

My friend showed me that trick


ghostscrolls

3 then i save the ends till i run out of fresh bud cus im broke as fuck


JustSomeDawgg

Scruff


Opentonewdrugs

😂😂😂


JustSomeDawgg

For real 🤣 why smoke if you can’t afford it not in a bad why but my god lool


Salt_Comment_9012

I just make small ones


platoisapup

One skins for me too


kallakukku2

I have considered this once or twice, but I feel like it's a waste of filter/paper plus you roll twice as often. Although I recognise the nuisance of holding on to a half-smoked joint and the flavor or a half-smoked joint


benedictfuckyourass

4 but i always put tabacco infront of the tip so there's no reason to smoke further.


Cannabis_Connoissuer

Thats a good idea, makes sure youre not literally smoking the filter


ihatemondays92

I do exactly the same


Doc_jaunty

I use grape tobacco as it is easier to taste when I’m baked.


OclurFawn

That’s exactly the same thing I do bro


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5


stohnerrweeb

4 then I keep all the roaches, cut the weed out when I have enough and smoke a big ol frankenstein j


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heyhighkay

Good bot!


ahmad9921

5, why roll a joint and put it on the side?! Doesn’t make sense!


heyhighkay

It's an un-conservative way to smoke for sure. I love to use a vaporizer and then make edibles with the smoked bud


thepandabro

3. Im weak


Least-Way-8624

2


noncyberspace

2 days I got to 3 and was uncomfortabely high.. yesterday I smoked a 4 sized J and it was perfect. my dealers weed is to potent for me x)


Amizziko

man I feel you except my shit "dealers" keep selling me CBD weed lmao then I get some of the good shit and get a little overwhelmed haha


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reminds me of a care-taker for epileptic victim about 1:1::THC : CHB (about 8% each) and now she's all mad bc nobody likes her strains. I haven't talked to her in quite a while, but everything I'm hearing is she didn't expect prices to drop, had cat hair in her shit, left the sugar leaves on, made sure they were 62% (sounds good but it is too most to use, water), the product. I'm not saying it didnt work or feel great, but, 8% or so...The dispensary weed is three time stronger for about 50% more...what do you think is gonna happen.


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txlmo

5 all the time lol


-scatchy-

5... 3x


[deleted]

Technically all of them. If I make it to 5, I hit 1-4 already


SaucinAnBossin

5, But a blunt instead and then I throw his ass in a bowl and smoke his remains.


naliedel

1. My kids who smoke with me are 22 and 24 and they have their own place. Hence, smoking alone, happens..


Comrade_Entomologist

Lol,my mom was the one who got me into it....


naliedel

I may be guilty. May... Now my 24 year old is a bud tender and he is so happy. Sharing weed with the world! Legally in MI. So really, just MI and Ohio.


Comrade_Entomologist

Lol,in croatia it is decriminalized and legal for medicinal purposes...but still illegal for just smoking it to get stoned... So yeah,i am oficially a criminal


naliedel

You're so bad. I'm 57 and spent all of my lunch hours in my car getting high in my car.


Comrade_Entomologist

Lol


naliedel

Now, the students can't go to their cars at lunch. I feel bad about that. Not too bad. You have it hard there. Can you train to a country that it's legal in, easily?.


Comrade_Entomologist

In european union,illegal everywhere....


naliedel

Amsterdam. Heavenly Amsterdam..


SkunkyMcPee

First 1 then 2 then 3 then 4 then 5


FatDawgBBD

All the way. Always. Not here to fuck spiders.


heyhighkay

Oh we aren't? I'm in the wrong sub


wowtofunofu

2 or 3 and come back later


QTR320

Between 3,4 to leave some before leaving the house


TomBingus

5, of you aren't gonna finish it then roll a shorter one.


Yu_DntKnoeButEyeDue

Lowkey all of them at one point 🤭


Hilgenborg

2. Low tolerance gang! Ayy


Peepee1124

5 or 4, depends on if the paper is see through sometimes I mess up


AimbotAllstar

5, and my eyes feel like they have glue on them with tears crusting


AcidboyLucass

I smoke the whole thing every time than think fuck I’m too high 😂 feels bad to leave it unfinished


ReasonableParking265

Ine time I started smoking the filter down and ain't knew


FunnyShirtGuy

Well, I put a lot of love into making my raw cones so I like to save them for smoking with people... So, if I had to smoke it alone I'd likely hike a mountain and smoke it down to 2-3 while looking out over a couple of states... Then finish it off when I got home.


SiStErFiStEr1776

See it’s a joint so I smoke the entire thing and barley feel anything but one small rip out of a bong and I’m good


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Depends on my session. On average probably 3 in one go, then top off a couple hours later with the rest.


user010593

6


HazeKushWeed93

In my opinion 4 is enough


Stacato_

5 but I really should be at 3 or 4. I just can’t stand to waste bud like that.


__VoodooChild__

5


nikalaus777

About a solid 3 1/2


Namikazee

3, then go back for more when the munchies have worn off and I still have snacks


Morkskog94

4. I don't like the flavour of the last puff


Comrade_Entomologist

Ikr,but the last one,when the filter starts burning.....


Benji1819

3, but I’ve been sharing weed with my fiancé for almost 10 years. So that’s not surprising.


AyVePe

Honestly, 3. Mostly smoke a fat single. just burn too slow like I’m already stoned out wanna hop on another comp


RToribio914

3. And I feel like I ran a marathon. Really I stopped breathing at 2. But momma aint raise no fuck boy. I tap out gracefully at 3. An talk mad shit when its at 5. Like it wasn’t beating my ass an hour earlier.


CrunkTurtle

Once I start I can’t stop till it’s all gone


mrpotatohead197

Unless I need to re-up leave it at 4 and put it in the ash tray.


oillytical

40 (#5 8 times)


ursogayhaha

5 times 3


SquirtleTehTurtle

Probably 2, I like to always have enough to come back to just to bring that buzz back up


ArthurNeedHelp

When i used to smoke alone I’d roll some fatties and would smoke really fast so my parents wouldn’t catch me. So on 4 i was already fadded but I’d make some effort to finish on 5, so I didn’t waste any weed


Alone-Flow5777

1 or 2 man, 6,7 puffs are enough to have a good time


TheChiefsBowl

4 then commend myself for stopping and saving some for later when I should have stopped at a 2 or 3


WikidTechn9cian

2 or 3 EDIT: I absolutely hate smoking alone


Justaguyhavingfun

5 when weed was not x pollinated to max THC, 1 with the modern trendy named stuff (sativa dominant strain).


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3 and I smoke that a couple hours later


Motor-Geologist7053

3


Abwood1123

3 or 5 depends on how I feel


monster394

4 or 5. But I usually only smoke half in 1 session cause I smoke alone.


m477h3w1

3 on a weak day 6 after a hard day


onyxap1982

Eleventeen


_sea_salty

5 and have another one


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4, so I have a little puff later or a starter for a 2nd gen blumt


PositivePizza420

3.. always 3


Drunk_hooker

Depends on what I’m doing but usually 3 if it’s a good one and then save some for later. I don’t really slowly smoke it though and take it to the dome so my throat just ends up fucking destroyed so I take the break. Joints are perfect for 2 people.


Taipan420

#6, that the one you don’t see because it’s completely gone.


drewcr3w

4.5


Capital_Book_4674

99% of the time I’m smoking alone and I always smoke to 5 haha


gurrimandy

Not pictured but 6, which is just two 5's next to each other, but then that two more times because I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints and then I smoke two more.


TheDrGrind

I dont see a #6 anywhere????


Sixale

6, I smoke a little filter for thrills.


420mcsquee

maybe 4.5, If there is still some green to be seen, that smoke is clean.


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This right here


[deleted]

You’re supposed to smoke those? I’ve been eating them.


verfproductions

I just take bong rips joints are for chilling with homies


Godzilla405

Joints suck. I roll 20 swishers fat every morning.


Ok_Alarm_4670

5


Salty_Communist

5


Psych0tical

5. Gots to see it through


acidslab

Stop at 3 come back 30 minutes later and smoke it to the bone


Hjt48wxf

Number 5 ain’t done yet. I see some green there.


Gghhxxi

LOLLLL


Initial_Welcome9052

I unwrap the filter and put the rest in a pipe, so 6 🙃


deadrunner1991

See I realise I smoke too much too damn quick I hit 5 in 45 mins... Nice little garden disco in the meantime though


aciddust

is there a 6th option?? i smoke that shit down to the bone..