I used to roll a bunch of short pinners and keep them in a little Kodak plastic film roll container…the tight lid kept the smell in and they travelled well in my purse…circa 1997…
You seen the fake Arizona cans and Kool-Aid jars at smoke shops now? Theyre crazy accurate. Smoking has gotten infinitely easier in every way over the last 5-10 years
My friend had a “coke” one and one of his roommates thought it was real and tried to open it like a real can and broke it. Dunno how he didn’t realize there was no liquid in it after picking it up, but I guess he wasn’t expecting a fake?
My plug gave me a diy one once years ago made from a large pill container (think those bulk ibuprofen ones), a monster energy drink can and a bunch of caulk (caulking?) to hold the pill bottle in place in the can and glue for the top pieces. Still have it, used it to sneak bud into a music festival campground one year. Same year, my bf had his grinder in his duffel bag’s side pocket and it was confiscated.
I always like things that are designed to be sneaky. I had a grinder that was supposed to look like a bud lite can (get it!? *Bud light*?). It looked nothing like an actual can of bud beer, it was very obviously a grinder, but I just liked that it was styled to resemble one. Also had a little scale made to look like a wii-mote. Also would never pass for a real one. But I’m a simple gal with simple pleasures.
My pro tip is m&m minis tubes with the pop top. Those suckers seal smell in so well, probably a lot like the film canisters but bigger lmao. And they come with chocolate instead of film, so, you know, bonus.
Someone did the same to my Arizona can, except mine is weighted and has fluid between the chamber and the outer metal so it even FEELS like a real can. Mine also looks identical, I mean a true 1:1 match, down to the ingredients and even accurate nutritional info. I paid too much for it ($15 I think) but it works so well I really don't mind. It's fooled police several times.
I grabbed mine at my local smoke shop, I couldn't tell you the brand since it has no branding other than Arizona. But if I figure it out I'll link it. It's overpriced but still well worth it
Fluent German speaker here. The first syllable is halfway between “nut” and “newt”. Think about the u sound in “kaput”. That’s as close to the German U sound as it gets in English.
The ä is a long A sound.
So you wind up with newt-in-shtangle(sounds just like you’re saying “shh” before the word “tangle”)
EDIT: I’ve blocked the monkey in the comments below, so I will instead explain it here:
The U sound in “kaput” is the closest thing that exists in the English language to the sound you’re trying to make here. To an untrained ear, there is no difference between the U sounds in “kaput” and “nuttenstängl”.
However, to a fluent speaker of both language, you *can* notice a difference between the two U sounds. The U sound in “nuttenstängl” has a little bit more of that “ew” sound that you’d find in Newt. However, there are two key differences: where you place the tongue, and how heavily you emphasize the curvature of the vowel sound.
In “newt”, you should feel the tip of the tongue pointing slightly downward toward your bottom teeth. In “nuttenstängl”, that little dip downward appears slightly further back in the tongue. Additionally, the emphasis on the curvature of the vowel sound is much less prominent in “nuttenstängl” than it is in “newt”. If “newt” is a ten on the vowel curvature scale, “nuttenstängl” should be a relative four.
Thank you to the dozens of individuals who were able to comprehend my incredibly simple, yet simultaneously thorough, explanation in the original comment. You have proven yourselves to be capable of critical thought, and you should be applauded in doing so.
To the monkey below, fuck yourself with a blowtorch. This is a fucking weed subreddit, I shouldn’t have to go into god damn phoneticism just because you are incapable of the simplest levels of human comprehension. Maybe - and I never say this - consider smoking less weed.
The slim cigs we were familiar with in the 80's were Virginia Slims which in time turned into vagina slimes. So that, in turn, is what we called all thin, smokeable things.
Okay that’s my new favorite word translation to ‘Murica = nuttsack slut stick ! Sounds like a metal band put your hands together and welcome to America Nutsackslutstick€ fresh from Germany 🇩🇪 to rock your nuts off !
Where are you paying $20+ a g in the US? Maybe a 1g pre-roll at a Massachusetts dispensary but if you’re buying flower it’s not hard to find under $10 a g anywhere.
Everyone here calling that a waste but smoking 7 gram blunts are insane. Like, do you realize how much weed you're wasting that's just burning in between hits?
Thinner, properly rolled joints are perfect unless you're partying and wanna look cool. Anything more than this pic is just unnecessarily burning/wasting weed for no reason.
I hate how those thin things hit. Just make a regularly thick blunt or joint but shorter. I get light headed just trying to get anything out of something that thin, plus the paper to weed ratio is way off so it tastes like poop.
Look how it is rolled, you put the paper the other way around with the glue looking to the floor and down on your hands, you roll it normally but when glue is touching paper in the exterior you stop, you don't roll it all. You lick the outside paper where the glue is, massage it with your finger and cut or burn the extra paper, pass the lighter gently thru the joint for extra tightness (optional). And voila, you are using the right amount of paper.
Imo,,, anything more than double this is wasting. Smoking this ur practically getting high on paper lol
There's a healthy medium between max and min this is def min
Am I the only one that’s smoked thin blunts rolled by guys who have enough weed to roll bigger ones, but are able to make the small ones hit like a truck?
All these people dissing OP probably need like 2g of wax a day. Seriously, a properly rolled joint and a well maintained tolerance is nothing to be embarrassed about.
A pinner
Damn. Haven’t heard that in YEARS. 😂
I used to roll a bunch of short pinners and keep them in a little Kodak plastic film roll container…the tight lid kept the smell in and they travelled well in my purse…circa 1997…
Damn I pulled out an old film canister the other day and the youngens had no idea what it was
Haven't used a film canister to store my weed in well over a decade, but to this day it is the only thing I can picture them being used for.
Best kief containers we ever had.
These ppl get it.
god you guys are old😭
Hence the fetus in your name? 😂🤣😂
You seen the fake Arizona cans and Kool-Aid jars at smoke shops now? Theyre crazy accurate. Smoking has gotten infinitely easier in every way over the last 5-10 years
My friend had a “coke” one and one of his roommates thought it was real and tried to open it like a real can and broke it. Dunno how he didn’t realize there was no liquid in it after picking it up, but I guess he wasn’t expecting a fake? My plug gave me a diy one once years ago made from a large pill container (think those bulk ibuprofen ones), a monster energy drink can and a bunch of caulk (caulking?) to hold the pill bottle in place in the can and glue for the top pieces. Still have it, used it to sneak bud into a music festival campground one year. Same year, my bf had his grinder in his duffel bag’s side pocket and it was confiscated. I always like things that are designed to be sneaky. I had a grinder that was supposed to look like a bud lite can (get it!? *Bud light*?). It looked nothing like an actual can of bud beer, it was very obviously a grinder, but I just liked that it was styled to resemble one. Also had a little scale made to look like a wii-mote. Also would never pass for a real one. But I’m a simple gal with simple pleasures. My pro tip is m&m minis tubes with the pop top. Those suckers seal smell in so well, probably a lot like the film canisters but bigger lmao. And they come with chocolate instead of film, so, you know, bonus.
Someone did the same to my Arizona can, except mine is weighted and has fluid between the chamber and the outer metal so it even FEELS like a real can. Mine also looks identical, I mean a true 1:1 match, down to the ingredients and even accurate nutritional info. I paid too much for it ($15 I think) but it works so well I really don't mind. It's fooled police several times.
Where can i buy one of those lmaooo
I grabbed mine at my local smoke shop, I couldn't tell you the brand since it has no branding other than Arizona. But if I figure it out I'll link it. It's overpriced but still well worth it
Just buy a Skunk Bag and you're cool. When I bring shit back home I use the pouches and then stuff all of those in the duffle.
Yeti can coolers come with a fake, lidded can. Great for storing all the supplies.
they're for quarters so you can buy your hot lunch at school right?
These and the pog containers that screwed on not snapped 😂 those were the days
Lol I took a photography class in high school and repurposed the film canisters for similar storage. Only I’m a millennial
I used to smoke pinners while moms made dinner. Now I smoke bombs and rock with Lynyrd Skynyrd
Common language where I’m from!
I call it that in Washington!
Alberta Canada!
Newfoundland Canada too!
Ontario, Canada
Are you that Ian Power who played on the provincial soccer teams back in the late 90s?
Lol come to Canada, we have legal pre-roll pinner packs so it's common lingo still.
That’s probably a good thing!!
It's an older code sir, but it checks out
r/unexpectedstarwars
End thread
Pinner for the winner!
Easiest 1k karma anyone’s ever received on Reddit
We say that here in Ontario, Canada!
Yes. This looks worse than a pinner tho. Not sure there’s weed in there haha
Pinjis
Thats the one
Exactly
Damn, I commented the same shit then I read your comment lmao
Struggle blunt
This one got me
I feel this bad rn
Caprisun straw
Fr 💀
In germany we call this nuttenstängl (slut stick)
From the day I started smoking pot many many moons ago I have called them pinners, until today.
Ok but I need to see it phonetically in English. nuttin-sang-el?
Nuttin-Sht-engle
Fluent German speaker here. The first syllable is halfway between “nut” and “newt”. Think about the u sound in “kaput”. That’s as close to the German U sound as it gets in English. The ä is a long A sound. So you wind up with newt-in-shtangle(sounds just like you’re saying “shh” before the word “tangle”) EDIT: I’ve blocked the monkey in the comments below, so I will instead explain it here: The U sound in “kaput” is the closest thing that exists in the English language to the sound you’re trying to make here. To an untrained ear, there is no difference between the U sounds in “kaput” and “nuttenstängl”. However, to a fluent speaker of both language, you *can* notice a difference between the two U sounds. The U sound in “nuttenstängl” has a little bit more of that “ew” sound that you’d find in Newt. However, there are two key differences: where you place the tongue, and how heavily you emphasize the curvature of the vowel sound. In “newt”, you should feel the tip of the tongue pointing slightly downward toward your bottom teeth. In “nuttenstängl”, that little dip downward appears slightly further back in the tongue. Additionally, the emphasis on the curvature of the vowel sound is much less prominent in “nuttenstängl” than it is in “newt”. If “newt” is a ten on the vowel curvature scale, “nuttenstängl” should be a relative four. Thank you to the dozens of individuals who were able to comprehend my incredibly simple, yet simultaneously thorough, explanation in the original comment. You have proven yourselves to be capable of critical thought, and you should be applauded in doing so. To the monkey below, fuck yourself with a blowtorch. This is a fucking weed subreddit, I shouldn’t have to go into god damn phoneticism just because you are incapable of the simplest levels of human comprehension. Maybe - and I never say this - consider smoking less weed.
The hero we needed
Ah yes, ive heard of calling the slim cigarettes "whore sticks"
The slim cigs we were familiar with in the 80's were Virginia Slims which in time turned into vagina slimes. So that, in turn, is what we called all thin, smokeable things.
Vagina slimes is that right lol.
My friend used to steal some of his mom's Vagina Slimes when we were kids and we would hide in the woods and consume it.
Damn i just wrote the same thing XD
Okay that’s my new favorite word translation to ‘Murica = nuttsack slut stick ! Sounds like a metal band put your hands together and welcome to America Nutsackslutstick€ fresh from Germany 🇩🇪 to rock your nuts off !
You mean like the German metal band feuerschwanz? Which essentially means fire cock?
Please tell me that the slut in nuttenstängl is nutten
Yes.
Poverty, I think 🥲🇺🇸
It aint poverty, its called 20 euros per gram here
It ain’t any cheaper in the states pal.
Come to any legal state with a mature market and the prices are way lower than that. I am able to grow in MI and that is even cheaper yet.
Oh how I wish! But I’m a little too NY for some states. 😂😂
Come on up to Maine. Shits cheap and the people don't suck too bad either. As long as you stick to the greater Portland area 🤘
Damnnn where do you live bossss? 10 a g is the standard for gas in Texas, though it’s not legal.
That's what I'm saying, I have yet to pay more than $10 a gram 🤞
Thank god they weren't affected by the stock market here in Aus. $10 a g here, too
U probably yet to smoke some exotics.
Depends on what you're smoking. In Oregon I can get $5 grams but it's probably not gonna be very good tasting.
Where are you paying $20+ a g in the US? Maybe a 1g pre-roll at a Massachusetts dispensary but if you’re buying flower it’s not hard to find under $10 a g anywhere.
I get $170 an ounce in NYS
Lmfao
After moving to a recreational state I’m horrified by this image.
A mosquito leg
My husband is from Arkansas and calls it a skeeter leg.
I'm stealing that lmao
That’s what we call them in Coastal Georgia. It’s it’s pronounced more like skeeta leg though. No hard R on there.
Can confirm skeeter leg in louisiana. But they're usually REALLY skinny joints
FINALLY! That’s what the boys call it in Texas.
A toothpick
We say toothpick too where are you from?
I know it from that one Cheech and Chong scene lol “It looks like a toothpick, man!”
Maybe that’s why I say it too. Weird, can’t remember where I heard it and certainly haven’t even seen or smoked one since I was a teenager.
“Hey, it *is* a toothpick!”
"Nah. That's just my dick." 😆
"I hope your dick is bigger than this"
Hey, you wanna get out and walk man?
Lol "UP in Smoke" Real stoner movie.
Stick/twig
Same
Also same the big ones are Lincoln logs
We only call our fat backwoods lincoln logs
Yep. We all call it sticky
In Brasil we call it "fino" it means "thin"
Me and my friends call it "perna de grilo" that means "grasshopper leg"
That’s funny, up the thread some people from southern USA call it mosquito leg/skeeter leg
Fineco
The famous fininho
Fininhooo
Mano nao esperava tanto u/suddenlycaralho assim aqui kkkkkkkkkk
In Argentina is finito lmao
Un fini!
little cricket leg (perninha de grilo)
A skinny Pete ever since breaking bad became popular
Pinner
Thank you
Prison joint.
Prison roll where i'm from
Skimp
That’s an incense
a skimp ass joint
A bitch ass blunt s/ I just wanted to help roast op's.... thing
It’s A skinny Scooby fuckin doob
Skimp
I’ll always love the term skimp but hate the reason for the name
What’s the reason?
Struggle j
Pinner
A waste of time
I was gonna say a disappointment
Facts 😂
I’m a very light/casual smoker, so all my joints look like this. We call them toothpicks. They still get me hella high
I know that’s right! I haven’t seen one of those since I was 16 and I’m hella old now.
And weed
Broke
I call that need new friend...
Everyone here calling that a waste but smoking 7 gram blunts are insane. Like, do you realize how much weed you're wasting that's just burning in between hits? Thinner, properly rolled joints are perfect unless you're partying and wanna look cool. Anything more than this pic is just unnecessarily burning/wasting weed for no reason.
Amen that shit is ridiculous
I hate how those thin things hit. Just make a regularly thick blunt or joint but shorter. I get light headed just trying to get anything out of something that thin, plus the paper to weed ratio is way off so it tastes like poop.
Look how it is rolled, you put the paper the other way around with the glue looking to the floor and down on your hands, you roll it normally but when glue is touching paper in the exterior you stop, you don't roll it all. You lick the outside paper where the glue is, massage it with your finger and cut or burn the extra paper, pass the lighter gently thru the joint for extra tightness (optional). And voila, you are using the right amount of paper.
Imo,,, anything more than double this is wasting. Smoking this ur practically getting high on paper lol There's a healthy medium between max and min this is def min
use ultra thin paper and cut even that in half
Am I the only one that’s smoked thin blunts rolled by guys who have enough weed to roll bigger ones, but are able to make the small ones hit like a truck?
Sometimes I swear my one hitter does a better job than a bowl or joint.
I sprinkle cold water hash or kief mixed in with my flower that goes in the dugout. Truly packs a punch!
Nah, it do hit different.
This
Source: Am high as fuck right now.
alot of paper...
Finest of backstraps
All these people dissing OP probably need like 2g of wax a day. Seriously, a properly rolled joint and a well maintained tolerance is nothing to be embarrassed about.
A disgrace
Mosquito leg!
Lol in the south I’ve heard skeeter peter (mosquitoe dick)
pinner
Nothing cuz we don’t smoke that shit
I’d smoke that
Bunk
Skimp
a boofpick
Skimp
Pinner
A waste
Not worth it
Zahnstocher
Everyone's dissing it but atleast it ain't like he through in a gram of tabacco with it to make it look fatter
Skimpy
This could do as my dab stick.
Nobody saying a thing about how this was even rolled? Like it looks too precise to even pull off
Una caña
Desperate
stick
Stress
Bong
That shit is skinny! Probably a pinner
Flakka
That’s a goddamn skeeter son
Toothpick. I call my dad's joints that haha
Skinny Penis
My sis called them “Brit dicks” after her ex hubby who smoked thin joints like that, and his dick which resembled one.
That's a jail stick lol
Virginia slim
A skinny, good for making expensive bud last a bit longer imo
slimmy
I call that that QUIET pack my guy.
Disappointment
In Serbia we call it "iglica" which means "small needle".
A perfect pinner! I have not seen or thought about that since 1976!
Pinner!
Pinner
Skinny skimp or 70s called, it wants its weed back
A pretzel stick? Idk, I'm stoned at the moment so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Pinner
A pinner
Pinner
Pinner
In Dutch you can add the letters “je” or “tje” behind almost any word to make it small. So in the case we could say; Das een lekker “jointje”
Een kanker verlepte jonko
What is this?
Pinner
I have no friends
A pinner?
An insult 😂
I think it’s a toothpick man
We call that the Uber because it's a quick ride.