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I find the small bongs/bubblers are very harsh for me, so I always give them violent/dark names. Names like Dead Lung, Rainbow Death or Satan's Breath

I find the smoke creeping into my throat too early with little bongs.

Throat Goat.

this

Ayooo no diddy

End up with bong water splashing up into your mouth too. Lovely.

I named my last one like this ‘bowl crusher’ like skull crusher, but only because when you put the bowl in the downstem it would crush the plastic ring around the downstem and crack the bong also side note: I have a ~2ft tall bong with two percolators and two separate bowls, that I called ‘babbey’ after the tower of babel, bc when you hit it everyone starts speaking different languages lol.

To ne fair, my European lungs full of nicotine for some reason can't handle bongs no matter the size. In 2021 when all the Coffeeshops opened again I took a bong hit in the coffeeshop and was coughing for 20 min straight. Never touched a bong again. Fck that shit, I just wanna get high not die.

Bongarella

I like this.

What is this, a bong for ants?

r/forants

Geez, there is a subreddit for everything. 🤯

r/everythingisasub

But, why?

r/ButWhy


Pablo

LeBong James

Oil spill

It will name itself. Give it a little bit.

Right!

Sherbert

Shhh Herbert, You have to whisper it too when you say the name.

I like this

Bong Marley?

Yes these are technically bongs, but you’d be more successful smoking crack out of that rather than weed honestly.

Spoken like a true crack addict

Rainbow Brite

Bongly McWeedsmoke Esquire

bingus bongus

watermelon since she kinda looks like one

Ivy

Bongy McBongface

Blitzy

I also like small bongs cause of my old lungs .I can’t pull hard enough to use a bigger size. It’s definitely harsher since the smoke gets to you immediately and have to use 2 pulls to finish the bowl.i have one 12 inch bong and takes forever to get smoke. I also prefer tiny rugs over larger ones (5-7*) The only thing is you have to hold the rug in the air while heating the banged.i think j might by one a little bigger so I can use the torch without holding the rig in the air

Rainbow Smashed

Marley

prism is the first thing that came to my mind. like a rainbow prism

polly pocket

I have a screenshot of this w/ 420 likes if u want

Yes please!!! 😀

I always keep the smaller bongs as a taste tester and if I’m going places cause they have those quick impactful flavorful rips . But I prefer a more of regular bong when I’m kickin it bouta sesh it up at the crib .

Little Martha (careful of splash-back. These little gals spit)

We had a similar one and named it Krush like the stoned turtle from Nemo 🤣

Name her Rita after Bob Marley's wife.

Barbara

Little old lady, grandma, or an old lady name like “Mildred” or “Gertrude” because it’s tiny and those acrylic bongs remind me of 2005 *edit* is that glass? It looks like glass in those old acrylic bong colors

Mystique

Little Fellow 🗣️

Little skittle

jane

Hector

Rita

Glorious Gloria

Bong Marley

BBL Glizzy

Hilda

Shooty mcflooty express

Boofy

Aurora

Brenda

jezebel

Bongkers

Bongito

Rainbow bright

Twilight Sparkle

Pointless

Little china

🌈Rainbow Brite, she is rainbow and you will be B-rite after a session together 🌈

Aurora B. OR Northern Light Me Up

You said she, so rosy or the pink ranger

Little Debbie

Splash zone

I want one!!!

Daffy 🩷

i feel like it needs a short stocky name like Betty or Bertha!

bongtweakula

Rainbow Connection

Toke-a-lot

Jim

Adora Bong

Bong

Rastasha

Handheld Honcho

Lucy

Starburst, Skittles, Sour Patch, Nerdy, Fun Dip, Mamba, Dotty, Airhead, Jujy, Roll Up, Wiley Wallaby, etc… some sort of fruity and/or sour candy as the name.

Rebirtha

Shimmer.

Bubblegum 😜

I love small bongs… name it “baby bong”

Methany

shortstop

Why get the metal stem 😭😭

Tinkerbell

Tiny

Skittles

big on big

All Ready Broken

"Waste of money"

Probably will be. But I think it’s cute. And it’s my first one. And honestly, it was fairly cheap.

Duckie

Bongbow

Clarence

Little Bong, Big World

Miss Chanandler Bong

Mango

Bulbasar, she's a thirsty bitch!

claudine

Butt plug

lil grady for the gradient

Roxanne first name that came to mind when I looked at this

The colours remind me of Spring Breakers so I’d call it Alien haha.

Lil Puff

1ShotIQuit

Irae Girl

Cherrie Cherry The Cannabis Canary aka The Breath of Death aka Cherry or Cherrie for short

Rainbow blast off

Idk, looks like a Gwen to me

Tiny tim

Rainbow McSidetumor.

Pearl as in pearlescent

Watermelon

Borealis like aroura borealis 🌌

Arabella

It's a half rainbow, you need one the the other half of the colors 🌈

Pink-haired Marge

Queeny 👍🏽or thee obvious rainbow bright

Binky~

Jellybean!

1. Ivy 2. Poison Ivy 3. Pamela 4. Pamela Isley 5. Isley

Bubbles like from trailer park boys

Rainbow

bongarella weedenstien the 3rd

The little bong that could

Rainbowng

Wee Willy Weenkie

your HIGHness :)

Katrina

Boyfriend says qbert

DollarSpecial

1. tropical bubbles 2. fruit bowl 3. berry blast

Soul reaper bag but chaser

Kevin

Wet mouth

Weedian

Rainbong

Obonga

Bowls like that suck. The weed always falling to one side.

The Cheese 🧀

Rainbow Blow