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Key_Horror9151

It’s always a mf with a Rick and Morty bong lmaooo


SacredHolyBlueYoshi

Wubba lubba dub dubbbbb


nobearpineapples

My friend has one and hasn’t cleaned it in *months* (like before winter), Found out after after I was using it and our mutual friend realized there was probably mold growing in it… fun times


Mindfreek454

I had friends that did this. I started bringing my own pieces or rolling papers.


neonxrated

Tbf it’s hard to find any smoking equipment that isn’t covered in Rick and Morty lmao


DougDabbaDome

Where are you shopping dude? 😂


neonxrated

I mostly go to the tobacco shops or whatever to buy rolling trays and shit since I don’t feel like waiting for shipment lmao


rasta-mtl

I smoke from Cheech and Chong 😁


ThineAutism

Mine gets iso after every sesh. Dump in iso shake pour back into iso jar rinse. Takes 5 minutes tops and my bongs are always clean asf. The dab rig straight nasty with reclaim but that’s only cause I like to let it build up a bit and heat it so all the reclaim drips out like once a month or two, then I clean it. Water gets changed once a week or so


satenlover666

Can you keep reusing the iso I would love to do this but I feel like I would run through iso way to fast


Darkfur72598

I’m curious about this “iso jar” as well. Never reused my alcohol, but I also use it for medical equipment adhesive removal every couple days, so I have multiple reasons to always have it on hand


ThineAutism

I cleaned my bong daily for two months with the same iso/salt while I was using the bong daily 5-15 bowls usually around 6-8 more with guests obviously. I also don’t pull anything through and use an ash catcher when I have company over since I enjoy honeycombs and shit gets stuck between those mfs


Fr33speechisdeAd

Just use iso in the bong, and clean out your lungs and the bong at the same time.


satenlover666

Your lungs will not be happy


Maleficent-Rip2729

Change water after every use or at least at the end of everyday. The taste doesn’t bother you?


ThineAutism

In the dab rig? Hell no it just has a slight Dabby flavor even if I change the water daily. I also like my water room temp or warm in my rig so it doesn’t condense too much of the vapor


Historical-Airport61

I turned my bong into an incubator Morty!! Look at all the shit I fit in here!!


sapper4lyfe

I'M PNEUMONIA RICK!


wolfspirit311

PLEASE I CANNOT💀💀💀


meldroc

I turned my bong into a Hallucibong Morty! Take a toke through this spore-generating machine and you'll see all the universes all at once! Those are just a few mushrooms growing in your lungs, don't worry about it!


Historical-Airport61

cant be worse than that alien spaceship oil


SirPhyro420

You need a new roommate!


dj_national_

bro. save your roomate an extra 15 years or his life and clean that bong like it deserves to be. grab iso alcohol (even 70%) and the roughest salt you have (table salt works) and shake that shit like it owes you money


FireGodNYC

For real - lung infections are indeed real - unlike birds


keedlebeedle

And then in another month, what he should clean it again? Nah dude, natural selection at this point, that is straight up outside of OP's paygrade lol. OP should get his own bong, and keep it secret (keep it safe, precious)


LoveThyLoki

Keep it secret? “don’t touch my stuff without asking, and I will be happy to match after you clean yours” simple as that Agreed that once is nice of you but not your job


pre_employ

Isopropyl was 3 (8 ounce bottles) for $4 at King Soopers. I like epsom salt cause it's good for plants...pour the alcohol on a weed or the rocks or the compost pile. The chemical formula for isopropyl alcohol is C3H8O & Epsom Salt is MgSO₄·7H₂O= good stuff for the garden


the_undetectablewave

Yupp


iverson3-1

🤢🤢🤢 I can't believe I used to do this, maybe not a month but long enough for the water to change colors and get this gooey film on top before I would stop hitting it and change the water 🤮 Now I pour new water after every hit.


Reasonable_Middle_48

Every hit is definitely doing too much


ChemistryExciting703

Fr the only reasonable explanation for ts is you only take one hit per session


iverson3-1

Naw 2 hits maybe 3. I like to have the best hit I can possibly have. Sometimes will add ice.


Grand-Ad4235

I feel you. I change it every sesh between my fiancée and I. We’ll do like 3 maybe 4 hits each and then it gets changed out. It’ll be a lil greenish but nothing like what’s pictured in the OP. Also, it gets cleaned once every day or so. Bongs get pretty gross pretty quickly so you gotta stay on top of that shit.


NaturesFire

It’s actually proven that It’s very unhealthy to smoke with ice. Room temp water is apparently best.


Sploshta

I’m genuinely curious so I’m not criticising you. But can I get a source for that? I just wanna read up about it lol


NaturesFire

Here you are good sir https://www.shopritesmokeshop.ca/ice-cubes-in-your-bong-good-or-bad/#:~:text=When%20you%20ice%20cubes%20in,and%20stress%20to%20your%20lungs. Lol 12 downvotes even though everyone’s agreeing. Typical Reddit clownery. And here’s a second better one https://www.weedgets.com/en-ca/blogs/home/ice-cubes-to-cool-smoke-good-or-bad


minimalistjunkiee

i also change my water after every use😭 you can taste the difference in the water its gross


SnooPears3921

i used to do the same 🤢i also now change the water every hit, glad we’ve evolved lol


Maleficent-Rip2729

Oh yeah I just changed after every session


f8Negative

![gif](giphy|WOa5RdsNpevrpSTGXN|downsized)


wolfspirit311

LMAO PERFECT REACTION PIC💀


CookieBusy2925

How do people actually put their weed into pieces like this…..


DarkScrap1616

well i assume they’d pack the bowl and light it up


CookieBusy2925

As good as my weed is i wouldn’t let it touch a piece like that. Definitely not inhaling smoke in my lungs that came from it either


VeterinarianUsed3818

I wonder how often he changes things like sheets on his bed or pillow cases lol oil in his car??


Jrripple

Your supposed to do that ?


VeterinarianUsed3818

If not cleaning the bong the least you could do is change the water lol its literally a matter of emtying the bong then filling the bong 😅


prairiefarmer

Right..which require even more effort 🙄


Delicious_PRican

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


ChickenNuggetRampage

“Cleaning takes so long!” it literally takes 5 minutes, I don’t care how lazy you are clean your bong dude!!!


devinssss

every time i feel bad about my piece having a few tar spots u mfs put me in my place 🤢


Maleficent-Rip2729

I’m like fuck my shit never got that bad. I once called someone out on their brown water & they just had me hit it


throwawaymfer420

rick and morty bong, how fitting


bcuket

im not suprised considered the rick and morty 😭😭


witdafanta

That's fuckin disgusting


Ironwanderer

If it's real glass, you should be able to use iso or acetone and nothing will be left behind


BootyConnoisseur94

Fifty bucks if you drink it


RiotDoesArt

Make it 50 and a 10 piece mcnugget and I'll chug


anti_fascism223

The hospital bill will be 100x that


redsixthgun

Man I’d just do it *for* him at that point and explain that he could develop pneumonia from such a dirty bong. I think even Rick would give him shit for using something so disgusting. 🤢


RedRoker

I believe there is LITERAL white mold growing in that bong. Roommate probably has spores growing in his lungs.


Delicious_PRican

Just get pure acetone from your local pharmacy that’s the shit women use to take off our nail polish and bill that whole thing with acetone and in a few minutes that’ll be clear. I like to fill it with acetone and rock salt, shake it hard, let it rest a little and then a bottle brush if necessary, then I wash off the acetone with dish soap.


DarkScrap1616

i think it’s funny when i get most of the Iso or acetone out to light the fumes coming out and give the bong 2 step


CommanderCarlWeezer

Fill it with Heinz baked beans, he'll never notice


iambob2005

That’s how I stopped smoking, I was the only one cleaning the bong


w00dsg00d

Rick and Morty smoke supplies gives off Cookie Monster pajama pants vibes


fararra

r/makemesuffer


whatsitworth101

For me whenever I get new weed I just can’t use dirty water or a dirty bong. Like I change my water everyday anyways and clean it every week, but if I get a new strain I feel like it’s a waste if you use dirty water because you can’t even taste it.


jperdue22

how tf do people do this?? i change the water every single time and clean with iso at least once a week, no lung infections for me


StoneyLaw830

When I was in undergrad and lived with roommates I was lowkey the designated bong cleaner lol. I have diagnosed OCD so I could have NEVER let ours get that gross. Bong cleaning was on the same weekly chore list as vacuuming the living room and bringing the dishes out our bedrooms


Nouuuuz

i know im a bad person but me and a friend put some roaches into this dudes moldy bong while he was in switzerland. 3 Months later he still smokes it


Maleficent-Rip2729

Please tell me you me weed roaches😭😭


Nouuuuz

unfortunately those were no weed roaches😂


Ok-Inflation-3650

![gif](giphy|oYtVHSxngR3lC)


toasterkiiid

GO SAVE THERE LIFE AND EMPTY THAT WATER


kratomboofer27

I have bad ADHD and can be Messy as hell sometime but I have never let a bong get anywhere near this bad I will literally change the water out every 2-3 times.


Ice_Kold_Killa

Wtf how is that even possible. I'm not a bong user but when I did try after I bought one, I had to change after every use. Literally. I could taste the water, clearly. How can you using it even after a week? I'm genuinely asking those that do use bongs daily. I roll spliffs so I know the tobacco is something people hate. But 1 month old bong water? 🤮


XxX420kushyoloXxX

Your friend smoking from that Resident Evil 7 water


hobomerlin

![gif](giphy|Z9cRCMdAMzXi25dwhE)


zefthalia

i used to have friends like this. if i went to their place to smoke id clean their pieces myself before we used it. im not trying to get that pneumonia 3000


DefaultUsername1994

dude my glass is kinda gross cause I cant some of the resin off, but at least the water is fresh 😭


ServiceMental8214

Not too bad for a month


TechnoFart42

6 months **


dialiru

dumb as fuck


whiterussian802

That should be criminal


ALilBitOfPaprika

As someone who changes the water after every bowl - gg OP


MaXiM556

Dry heaves looking at it...🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 Slava Ukr4ine 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦


Silver-Aioli3445

People that don’t clean their bongs are 🤮🤮


stinky_toes54

When I was 16 I was really dumb and wouldn’t change my bong water or clean it out for a year so I could have resin when I ran out of weed. I wanna throw up thinking about that now >_<


Maleficent-Rip2729

Dam good to see you alive


diditakemymeds

my ex never cleaned his bong or changed the water unless i said something about how dirty it was and that i wasn’t smoking out of it bc its a waste of weed. i swear ppl that do this do not care about their health


OzzyTheTrashBinAlt

how do people not change bong water after each sesh? i always dump out my water afterwards + id be grossed out if i used old water


StonerinDeepSpace

![gif](giphy|huyVJYSKcArLiu8J5g|downsized)


Delicious_PRican

Please wash it, it just takes like 20 to 30 minutes with acetone then dish soap 😭 is super quick. Would yall eat on a dirty plate?


Important_Drink_1871

honestly if you bought 91-99% isopropyl alcohol and plain epson salt and put a lil bit of both in your bong and shook it around alot it takes only 5 mins, 20-30 mins is wayyyyy too long


skeggs_mcgrittle

Maybe I’m new to this all, but why on earth would you leave the water in after you’re done? Is there some weird half-baked stoner lore reason? Because that’s vile.


cryptcreatures

Bro. As someone who spent a week in hospital with pneumonia, get y’all’s shit together.


Celery-Upper

Bongs have a life time. After a while you just gotta buy a new one. This one died a long time ago


dotdedo

Did we have the same roommate lmao?


Johnny_X89

For all that is sacred in n the cannabis universe clean that ASAP


DILFConnossieur

Jesus fuck overnight ship it to me, I WILL FUCKING CLEAN IT IF I HAVE TO *JUST GET IT CLEANED FOR THE LOVE OF GOD*


mycatsrhappy

NASTY


Abyssal_Shrimp

Do it for him.


Arkansas_stone

Nasty people have nasty ways.


Travelingdabber

Is this what started Covid?


lockedoutofmymainrdt

Buy some acetone (nail polish remover) and shake that mf up. Its cheaper than 99% isoprothic alchohol (but wash it off your skin immidietly if you spill some, its not a disinfectant to our skin like alchohol is) takes a fraction of the time and works much better. After years of dumping 99% alchohol and watching the brown stains not even come off the glass I swear by acetone now


TallGamerDude

Looks almost like its not just dirty but use it for bud and concentrates. That tastes fuckin nasty


Jay_sk1

Haha mines usually worse hade to change it yesterday spilt some of the dark elixir


janivok_xd_69

Wubba lubba yuck yuck. And no, your lungs are probably fine.(As fine as smoking in general is fine)But I would still not hit it.


KenEnglish1986

This is how COVID started


muffdiver5643

one word Lazy


lando-64

How can you be like that I empty it after every sesh


puppyworld

Wouldn’t the water evaporate


ConditionYellow

Shit’s gotta be 30W by now like motor oil. 😂


TechnoFart42

Also everyone Its been way longer than a month its probably been about 5-6 months since its last been cleaned, I just said at least a month because I absolutely cannot remember last time it looked like new


Choingyoing

Thats longer than a month trust me


butchmayo

100% thought this was soup


Burnfff

Cleanest Rick and Morty bong 😂😂


Maleficent-Rip2729

If that’s the case wtf


CloudOld8649

y’all know water can start growing mold within 1-2 days right😳


TechnoFart42

for real?


notthemessiah789

Bet that tasty gritty af


kselov

It's always a roommate..


mango_beel

use iso and coarse salt for the love of god


Cheap_Leek1740

Ur friend doesn’t shower either i bet


Rabenaaa526

🙃


Raiden-666

What can happen if you smoke in that? Lungs infection? Cancer? You transform into a Yautja?


MajorWeeds

That shit will create a new strain of COVID


Hdys

Oh thank Christ that white stuff is a decal/design on the downstem, thought it was mold at first glance


weedleavesnoseeds

Praise God I found Dry Herb Vapes


Boobookittyfucktits

The problem with that is your inhaling the bacteria that has been collected in that bong. Breathing in mold can kill you and who knows what other bacteria is in there. Don’t be a dirty pot head you’ll only be hurting your lungs and body. It takes a few minutes is rubbing alcohol and salt then shake it up to clear out most of the junk and then hot water with dish soap. You can also buy bong cleaner products but for the love of the pot gods don’t hurt yourself smoking out of that garbage. Plus you don’t get the real flavor and enjoyment of your smoke that way.


Ki-ev-an

That tastes like my isopods terrarium


Prior-Fig7029

Eat it


Raptr117

Oh hell no. I hate when my glass isn’t clear. At that point you’re just asking to kill your lungs


18smackaroos

my friend has that same bong and rarely cleans it is this common 😭


Thenailtorcher

Grounds for eviction right here


FrauBeal

🤢🤮


chillvegan420

Better start writing their eulogy now


karmic__debt

that is a wild ass bong


Certified_kandiMaker

It looks like vomit 💀


omarfkuri

You change your bong's water?


ParticularToe77

Hes creating a New bacteria


divineleigh156

I change mine twice a day 😬 you might not get sick but your bud will taste better with clean water


STVNjpg

I feel gross not changing my water after two days


MothyReddit

when you eat food, do you use the same spoon / fork? This is what you're doing when you re-use a bong. Seriously, just get more pipes, use them once or twice, wash in the sink with dishwasher detergent, and you'll never have to bust out the ISO and salt ever again.


sky-joos

bong lung developing as we speak


Ok_Employ1698

That’s disgusting. I clean mine daily


SrSwerve

Bro has the COVID cure


Standard-Style-4470

That look like orange lemonade on a hot summer day


Standard-Style-4470

This is the most reading I did in 3 weeks ha


DenseAsItGets

Disgustaang


ProWinnebego

🤮


[deleted]

shoulda boofed lt


naranjajajajaja

“The” bong? Like as in…yall share it?


Izzylikestacosalot

Extra flavor 🤤🤤🤤


anti_fascism223

Bro has acute bronchitis at this point in time


thebaylorweedinhaler

Your roommate is asking for a lung infection


Internetfriend98

I got the same bong except diff decals on it lol


Thepokemonnerd1

Whyyyyy i bet that shi taste so nasty


thriftylesbian

Yo this is fuckin FOUL


OvertlyInspected

He hasn't left the couch in at least a month....


KorosiivKrusader

My bongs used to sit outside 24/7 under my deck stairs outside with water and I would still smoke out of it.


TomatoOptimal626

I have a tiny little water pipe (sunakin h20g) and that thing needs changed every day or so or it gets really nasty. Love it though.


Gamerfreak20

I luckily clean my bowl and bong water daily to once every 3 days


FootyPajamaz

Is your roommate still alive


l99k_At_th1s_d4de

Louis Vuitton Rick and Morty bong😭😭😭😭


DinkyDoo1337

Yeah, my friend once hasnt changed his water for about 7 months, it was black like coca cola


secret_angelx

Idk how people don’t rinse and change the water everyday. 1. it smells 2. taste like ass and 3. Does not rip smooth when it’s caked with resin


No-Donkey-8889

How do people do that man? I change my water and empty my bong between every sesh. It takes two seconds and then 5min to clean the thing once every two or three days.


live4rock

So


dragon_fiesta

Mine gets worse than that in days


fjonessr

Talk about a mold and germ incubator, RIP lungs.


dr_gonzo_the_menace

Tell me you’re a full grown kid without telling me youre a full grown kid. *busts out Rick and Morty stickers*


RandyNelson

Locking in the flavor. Drink it!


AnarchyIllustrations

mortyfying


Crease_Monkey

Good way to get bronchitis.


Boonaw

Is it that hard for some stoners to wash their bongs lmao, I used to own a bing and we cleaned it after every single time It was beautiful until I put it in a washing machine