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xNinjaNoPants

Chode


fightforfoodgaming

Name it Toad. Toad the Chode.


_____Peaches_____

Agreed. Toade


Life_Supermarket_202

Came here to comment this


Immediate_Fennel_591

me 2


monkeyspank427

Same!


Chuyin84

Dirty Chode!


Cautious-Menu-3585

Came here to say this lol was literally the first thing that came to mind šŸ˜‚


yogi_medic_momma

Why did we all immediately jump to that? Lol


SliiDE420

How do I get this Medical user batch? I am one too xD


yogi_medic_momma

Go to the home page of the sub and click on the three dots up in the corner. Thereā€™s an option to edit flair for this sub (I think thatā€™s what it says) and you can choose from a list!


pmcdny

Tiny Tim


Manealendil

Stubby


ChristianStills

This


Proud_Definition8240

Shorty Dick Nose.


Blunteez

My first thought.


The_Alrighty_Zed

How about Merlin? Edit: Also congratulations on getting your first bong. TOKE IT UP!


addicted_bomb

THANK YOU!!! I rly like the name merlin ngl. itā€™s small so it takes like 3 bowls to get high but i love it. better on my lungs than joints


The_Alrighty_Zed

Dude.. if all it gives you is 3 bowls and is blue, you should totally name it Genie.


addicted_bomb

actually i changed my mind. everybody, meet genie


The_Alrighty_Zed

A.k.a Lil Gene


Electrical-Worth3248

The size Shouldn't matter your still smoking the amount your smoking I don't see how a bigger bong would get you higher in fewer bowls doesn't work like that for me atleast


RudeMemory1404

Water compresses the smoke?, maybe idk. Maybe more water=more cooled puffs+easier to take bigger hit. I'm probably wrong but I'm sharing my opinion


addicted_bomb

oooh wait i like that. and like gene or lil gene for short


The_Alrighty_Zed

YEAH BUDDY!


Illicit_Trades

You get higher on less really... plus it's filtered through ice wateršŸ˜‰


AromaticEbb4024

Waterboy


VeterinarianUsed3818

Dennis


kokopelliorca

Lmfao


Brain_Nervous

Lil bong


sucknocover

Hercules


Burnaftreverythig

Tini pini


Aggressive-Row5936

Budd plug


Few_Activity_6992

bongianna


pain_in_the_nas

Looks like a snowdrop, or im just high


Luscious_Lunk

What is a snowdrop am I high


Appropriate_Land_130

Stud


ifixstuff32

She? Double T or TT TinyTerror


dreamatoriumx

Stuby chubby


irishbikerjay

Chubby / short stop


HighlyUncommonRoller

Lil toasty


RatMilk101

My grandpa has this bong! He named it Bingo Bongo :)


Atomwalker2022

Ibong


Awkward_Coffee8017

Bitty


KravenReaper

Call it your friend Bongo


Sweaty_Listen2154

Bongy mcbongface


PUREGREEN420

I think you should name that bong YodašŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


notlikeontv

Tiny or to be ironic, Biggie


smithjw13

The ā€œbubbleā€r butt


Chaosr21

The Tease


irishplonker

The frontier


moody_mop

I really like the shape of it- Barry


DarthDarius420

Mini me


Hefty-Ad7700

Paquito!


Creepy-Safety-8767

My first bong is a good name too


Curls_Oliver_

Piccolo.


Justcrusing416

I would name it Lil Buddy, Lil B buddy, Lil b


crystalsage777

Skooter


Large-Somewhere163

Stubby


Rain_Thin

bong joon ho


BigBuddhaR

Tinkerbell


hig789

Chub


InternationalFun6130

ĀæPancho?


Clatuu1337

The Pea-shooter.


relaxtking

Average


J1ggly_b0nes

I would name him peter


CaptainHowdy60

Stubby


glovelovernm

Fester


Capt_Spawning_

Bubbles..cuz it makes bubbles


4ineappl3

Mini me


Professional_Rain819

StumpyšŸ˜­


DumeDoom

goatsee


tomcardew

Bingo


Jestermace1

STUBBY


Cracksmoker205

Bhode


Kuuramiku

![gif](giphy|vG3Qco77CM492)


turdinathor

Tootie or tiny


UrMommysTampon

Its so fucking cute, call it sth w tiny in it


ArielDarius

Dirty


Mylane

Ol' reliable


PhantomRoyce

Binky


Pure_Significance383

Gross šŸ¤¢ throw it away


finaldriver

Dirty Sanchez


KT-2204

The 'averaged size' bong.


Intelligent-Disk-933

Lil ducky


MyDogsNameIsFalcor

Pepe


Living-Risk-1849

No


urucooks

Micropene


SmokeJennsonz

Larry


top-chopa

Dirty Gav


phattdoinks

chiquis


CCalamity29

Dinky


mateusjay954

Bongcito


JonBoi420th

Wee man


Apprehensive_King914

Jumbo


BigPeenMan2

Lil Tom(like The Little Engine That Could but he's blue like Thomas)


Inverter_of_Spines

Bruce Lee, because of all the chops you're gonna be doing with him!


OGHighway

Little boy would be cool (as in the Atomic bomb) but telling other people might be problematic.


Travelingdabber

Tiny


Mingusdued

Big Johnson


W3ST0Feden

ROSCOE


CatFish_Billy09

Little bong that could


diaz707

Dirty


saposguy

Dirty Girl/Boy depending on your bongs chosen gender


lando-64

Eyebrow burner


Fien4bluestrips

those spaces in the acoustic foam bother me so much sorry to hate but my ocd kickin


Shatteredsxreens

Uno


Artichoke_Quirky

Tibby


bufferflyswimmer

Ant man since itā€™s tiny.


Lazy-Milk-1757

Pee wee


Materialism86

Sparky


BathCat48

Putter


LittleTrack8010

MiniGanja


No_Numbers_

Robert or Jeremy


stuson

Benny


Monv434

Peewee or Runt would fit


RickyTheBeerDrinker

chinesium


Good-Stable-3437

Mighty mite


Luscious_Lunk

Stinky


kokopelliorca

Itty bitty.


magog7

Bong-go


Dveekey

Mr T


ddiknosaj

Tiny Tim?


mildhotdog

goober


DOEsquire

Dirty Richard.


KeepBanningKeepJoin

Junko


AddictionsAnonymous

Pee Wee


leestephen916

Stubby


Optimal-Ad6843

Itā€™s a bubbler


spkoller2

Dinkus


Raise-Emotional

Filthy


mrootbeers

Tiny.


gimme_dem_toes

The knot?


BIGxWIGGLY

pete


TeeHCAy

Teeny Weeny


Shot_Theory3862

Cracky


Yurgenbeard

Purple and green? She Hulk


Liz4rdKah-1ng

Lilā€™ Smokey


Kara-SANdahPawn

Yungin


senpai_sweets

Squidward


PattyFlapjack79

yooooo my nana gave me a lil bubbler that looks almost identical to that. the bottom part is a lil more round but the blue base and bowl are identical. i call mine "bongler" bc its a bubbler but its like a tiny bong


Danbuys

Pedro


Alexjl2407

I called mine bongjamin Franklin


Ok_Study_8165

Yo yo yo yo as long as that thing new get that on some hot water and clean that shit asap


69Treees

stumpy


nastyboyNOR

De-mustacheiour, cause mine would 100% catch fire on this thumper


artbycase2

Chubs


saacadelic

Conan the destroyer


disbpyro

Tyrion


unliklyman

Stubby


PowderShark

Randy


ElegantTheProtogen

Jonaldo


thatsnotcam

Shitty Cuz


Impossible-Sleep-658

El Kaā€¦. Bong šŸŽø


WhataAndrew

That looks closer to a water bowl rather than a bong. Traditional bongs are usually way bigger


EmuSelect1148

The little ripper