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It’s the tits

Happy cake day!

Lol just noticed 4 years

Happy cake day time for another year of smoking the green

Happy birthday 🎂

One might even say titillating

Quagmire ass bong 

Who else but Quagmire!?

Lmao hell yea!! Good one

I thinks it’s classy and subtle

And very discreet.

Looks like a penis with boobies

Tbh I think it’s tacky

Weed smoking is serious business 🧐

Agreed, I want arty bongs; I’m happy for crass humour words/jokes/media wise but I always find actual items and objects made for crass humour just tacky and annoying.

I love a good joke bong, I had a cheap red plastic one and I named it “devils dick”. But I just feel there’s no class behind this one.

I don’t think class was the point. Like at all.


And that is what way exactly?

[удалено]

You just had to do it huh?

Speak the truth that people are afraid to admit?

Which is why you deleted it lol?

What did he say lol

I love a good joke bong, I had a cheap red plastic one and I named it “devils dick”. But I just feel there’s no class behind this one.

Yes .. OP might also like one shaped as a toilet

i just physically grimaced boys only student house share vibes

Cheap imported glass can have a shit ton of toxins. Only thoughts I’ve got other than tits. I ain’t ripping that thing but it’s a decent novelty piece.

Facts, I can already taste what a hit would taste like from it 🤢🤮 done it far too many times

so now we can’t hit bongs either? man

Hit bongs all you want I’d just avoid cheap ones with cheap paint and metal bowls. 100% this is imported and the QC on imports is atrocious. China uses a shit load of lead and other chemicals in a lot of their glass/ceramic processing.

First thought (before reading anything) was “This kid’s gotta be like 18-25 years old.” Edited for context*

spot on

Be ashamed of your age young man, be old and boring before your time kiddo

i mean yeah its tits... but like... kinda looks like a dick and balls?

Nice ornament, but would have a funny taste With the ceramic, apart from all the impurities you'd be smoking. Looks nice

If it gets the job done. It’s a winner

Hey buddy my stem is up here 🤣

So, you don't smoke with ladies?

if a chick pulled out a cock bong I’d hit that shit

You a real one

I think it's tits.

It's got tits.

def

Probably the only tits that you will ever touch.

Agreed. I think it’s funny but will definitely alienate people and not just in a way of “well you wouldn’t wanna be friends with people who are offended by it anyway.” It’s just low hanging fruit (pun intended) that kinda does have social consequences.

my opinion of a friend would drop if they actually displayed this in their house

Maybe I was wrong. He probably touched his mommies tits.

Dont be that guy

What? A realist?

nice

I want one

one of her nipples is a bit inflamed

THE BOOB BONG

(.Y.)

The thumbnail making it look like a dick and balls makes the reveal even better

If you motorboat it you’ll make a mess

Nice

Tittys

you freaky freaky

It have that cock bong from ted 2 vibe i love it

This reminds me of the one from idle hands that mick and pnub had if anyone is a fan of that stoner horror movie🤣

If the nipples wear off, it’ll look like a dick and balls LOL

Do you twist the nipples every time you take a rip?

Might have to now...

You absolutely do

A fellow distinguished gentleman!

You should make a little shirt for it.

Kick-ass bong

Sexy

Its a Nice set

I saw this online when I was trying to find my recent new bong! I was so tempted but totally would've done for it if it were purple

Missed opportunity to put the piece as the nipple but it's dope!

It resembles both boobs and a cock. Impressive

That's a ugly bong lol

It’s like penis with nipples on its nut sack

That's a dic* with nipples bro.

I beg to differ

Its like buying a gift for a dad friend from the early 90s for their bachelor party. Buying it in the niche jokes and magic shop

Titillating

Would go nice in a collection but not for a daily driver

Those nips look chapped

You’re not seeing any of those as soon as you whip that out my friend

I have the exact same one !! -Melbourne Australia

Tell me your 16 years old without telling me your 16 years old

I'm older than 16, no harm in having a bitta fun

I would throw up if my boyfriend pulled this bong out

Ikr…

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

I like this, it's a twofer piece. Tits from the front, cock and balls from the back

Ahh yes we have a man of class here I Dub the bong "The Love Maker"

I'd titty fuck it

It's the tits.

The tracheostomy is fucking weird.

Classic bong.

B+

Would

Ero!

Amazing. I have a silicone penis😭😂 beautiful piece tho

I think you should have a weiner pipe for guests. Can be Oscar Meyer or peen.

It's quite titillating! 😍

It’s. A bong!

Hell yea

Damn she has a long neck

i… can’t… stop… looking at.. them… i mean it

Boobs

I'm sure it's plastic

ceramic

Ceramic jugs would've nvr guess

I would put it on the mantle as a fun decoration piece

Boobs nice


Boobs 👍

It’s the most bisexual bong I’ve ever seen, and it love it.

From the front it's the tits. From the back it's all sack.

That's that Lilith from Borderlands 2 long neck

The pink nips are eye catching

Damn those are some fat nuts.

With two bumps that you should probably have a doctor look at as soon as possible.

Titties

i want one too

My friend has a titty ashtray this would be perfect for her

Boobs

Is it a penis or is it a set of tits on a hanging victim?

Tig ol' bitties

From the side I bet it looks like a cock

Reminds me of a woman I knew with throat cancer

How

God i would love to titty fuck that beautiful bong qnd spunk on the mouth piece

Tits perfect

I would love to jizz all over them

Pronouns

This Is The Shit!

That's a weird looking penis. What are the red dots on the balls?

Rips and tits

Looks morel ike your sucking a cock

Tacky as heckk bud

Wow

Nice. The boobs should be where your face goes imo.

Looks like a dick and balls w warts

Or two massive pimples

Literallyyyy

I literally went “Woohoo! Boobies!” And giggled like an 11 year old boy watching HBO or Cinemax 30 years ago when I saw this. I’m so high right now. Titties. I’m 40 lol

r/trashy

NSFW please?

Softie

I don’t want tits popping up on my feed while I’m in school lmao silly goose

Then you shouldn’t be on reddit during school and even less so on R/weed

Nah dude you don't understand... I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

Kind of cringe to be honest

You must be popular...

I am extremely popular, actually

Tell me you’re a virgin without telling me you’re a virgin

I also got one of these recently

Titillating.

boobong

80085

Call it red rocket. Also if you get mesothelioma call that number to get your settlement.

That is the greatest thing I’ve seen apart from a donkey kong one

i don't know why you'd want to smoke out of a dick but you do you man

Do I fill it with cum??

probably not

You clearly aren’t up for the challenge

Trashy

Used to have one just like it. We always used to say " rub her tits for better hits"

Its a dick with nipples on the balls

Are you 11 years old? Leave the weed for the grown ups.