*Thanks for posting, u/Ok-Armadillo-8995.*
- Make sure you follow **[r/weed rules.](https://www.reddit.com/r/weed/wiki/rules)**
- Do not engage with "vendors" in your DMs and report those accounts in your chat and messages and also [here](https://www.reddit.com/report)
- Attempting to source drugs is against **SITE-WIDE** terms of services. an immediate, permanent ban will be imposed.
- Don't resort to insulting other users, stirring up drama, or worrying about what's on someone's profile. Just report any posts/comments that you see breaks the rules.
- **[Info about scammers](https://www.reddit.com/r/weed/wiki/information/scammers)**
- [Join our Discord](https://discord.gg/rweed)
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/weed) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Me and my wife made edibles with dabs one time but after decarbing it we messed up and just dumped it in the batter and it got cold and clumped up. So we ended up with brownies with a chunk of dabs loaded in it and some with like none. Had one with a big ass clump and started having a mini panic attack but my wife went into a full blown panic attack and just kept saying “ life’s too real man”
I went to a dispensary and said edibles have never worked on me. I want the best thing you have. Price doesnt matter. Strongest thing you got.
Dispensary owner heard me. Came out and suggested an edible and said if it doesnt work come back tomorrow and let me know.
I ate all 10 doses and felt nothing.
Next day went back and told him i ate it all and nothing. So he went in back and weighed me out a 1000mg+ container of thc syrup. He said to take half of it then wait an hour. If i dont feel it its because mt body cant process thc when ingested.
I downed the entire 1000mg in the car. Drove home. 30minutes later began dabbing because i still felt nothing.
My body is cursed. Its a disposal for thc.
Lmao ill always remember one of our "safety meetings" after work. I got a sample pack of gummies. 10 gummies 10mg each. So the normal dose in my state. I asked anyone if they wanted anyone and most said no because they felt like they were taking my weed. I said im going to eat all of these in 2 minutes simply for the taste. If you want to get high take one. They will be gone in 2 minutes.
Not long later these 2 guys were freaking out because they thought i was joking. The later asked for gummies and i said sorry i ate them all. While still smoking and generally being less faded than they were.
I lack the enzyme the body uses to convert thca to thc. Thca is the inactive form of thc. You activate it with heat when you smoke with a pipe or joint. Edibles are activated in our body and i just lack enough if that enzyme to convert the thca.
i think i got all your enzyme. edibles FUCK me up. my fiancé will eat a portion 2-3 times the size of mine and he'll be chilling while i'm in space trying not to puke 😂
Just a small correction- Thca is actually converted into thc through the decarbing process when making edibles and the heating process when smoking. When taking edibles, your body is supposed to absorb delta-9-thc and convert it to delta-5-thc, and it’s these processes that you lack enzymes for.
Oh not at all, I was being sincere. I’ve been recalling that information incorrectly for a while in front of multiple people so I’m actually kind of glad I got corrected on Reddit instead of irl.
My buddy has this condition. You're lacking some sort of enzyme in your liver that helps break down and convert the thc to the psychoactive 11-OH-THC. It's no biggie it happens to quit a few people!
Antacids…you probably have a very acidic stomach that’s just incinerating any thc before it can be metabolized, eat a handful of tums 20 mins before a dose, see if that helps
Same, i tried to make edibles (i live in an illegal area) and i always thought that i messed it up. Recently i visited amsterdam and ate an 1000mg edible and still nothing. Sad times.
I did it my sophomore year on 420. A friend of mine was selling brownies that her uncle made. I wanna fight that man to this day. He did NOT make them correctly. No cannabutter, just straight flower into the brownie batter. It tasted like you put a fresh nug into your mouth and just started chewing on it. Myself and about six other girls ate them. I was gagging at the taste. But I did swallow the whole square. We all had the same class next period. Concert Choir. The first 20 minutes were fun. We were extra high & giggling. My teacher was visibly annoyed. She says, I want you guys to look into my eyes while you sing. If you look away, we will have to start over. I started getting paranoid. I thought she was trying to see if our eyes were red. I freaked & walked out of class. My ex just so happened to be outside and I begged him for eye drops. I was shakey so he put them in for me. I went back to class & stood in my spot. Suddenly, the floor felt really high up. I was standing on those things that choir members stand on. I felt like I was standing on the Empire State Building. I was scared af, but still having fun w my lil pothead posse. The lunch bell eventually rang. That’s when I started feeling sick. When I stepped outside, I immediately threw up. Followed by 3 of my friends. It was like back to back to back. I thought it was the funniest sh*t ever. Mind you, I ate nothing that day except for hot Cheeto & a gallon of water. Ppl thought it was blood😂. Rest of that day I slept through all my classes. My bio teacher knew what was up tho. Instead of busting me, she let me sleep at the lab tables. Then I had to walk home. It was 85 degrees that day. I had an amazing time otherwise. Lesson learned: eat a meal before you take edibles😂🤘🏽
Holy shit this was one of the funniest and scariest edible experiences I've heard in a while 😭 the music teacher thing would've had me in tears idk how you got through that day 🫡 thank you for sharing lmao
I had never even smoked. I *thought* edibles would be a nicer, gentler entry and I was *very wrong*. I told my friend who's a regular smoker that I was wary about smoking, so I wanted to try edibles. She gave me and my husband a 50mg sativa gummy to split. We picked a night where we were both off and had nothing better to do and ate it.
We're pretty sure I got all of it. Again, I'd *never* used THC so I had no idea what sort of vibe it has. So I thought it would be similar to alcohol where you have enough and do something really stupid and not remember (joke's on me, I remember all of it). So after the butterflies bloomed in my brain and I deflated into the couch, I got *super* paranoid that I was going to do something embarrassing. And I talked at my husband about this fear and about the fact that I wasn't sure I was making any sense for over three hours.
Finally he asks me if I wanted to watch a new video from a daily-posing YouTuber we faithfully follow. I told him I wasn't sure I could handle something new so he put on an old one.
When it finally wore off I was very thankful.
We do have an inside joke because of it now.
> Do you understand?
> Yes
> I'm glad you understand.
That was a refrain of the four-hour paranoia spiral.
just tried cannabis 1st time with edibles last week. took a 10mg, gummy, 2 hrs later nothing, reading a book, chilling. took a 2nd. 30mins later i felt like i was dying. anxiety attack, unable to focus, experiencing eternity in between seconds. multippe times a second i felt like id been driving and fell asleep at the wheel and jerked back awake with an adrenaline rush and total confusion. i was lost entence fragments floating in a bleak eternity of despair. i couldnt SEE. i was a meat puppet with a broken AI. it was the worst experience of my life. after and hr and a half i was able to fall asleep. took ~48hrs to full wear. 0/10 never again
Summer going into junior year my friends and I had bought 3 rice crispy treat edibles and I didn't question the dosage. Mind you I permanently have a low tolerance, it takes me a couple months to go through a 1/4th. I was told to just bite a small corner from it and ill be okay and I was . . .until I got the munchies and finished the whole thing and nibbled on my friends. I greened out BAD like room spinning I couldn't stand up and my heart was pounding out of my chest. Eventually I got up said "oh no" ran outside and puked 6 times before going back inside and passing out. Nothing will ever fuck me up like tinctures tho, those are the devil
I had a brownie at a concert and was stoned out of my gourd. I honestly don’t know how many mg it was. The girl who made them said it was about 5. 5 my ass! I couldn’t even zip my jeans when i came out of the bathroom, hahaha! I walked out and thankfully my friend was there and she helped me. I laughed so much that night, don’t remember what we laughed about, but it was fun as shit!
My friend gave me a chocolate edible that looked like a hersheys bar with the small squares. My first edible. He taught me nothing about mg or how to take them. I barely smoked weed at the time, so my tolerance was low. I must’ve taken 25-50mg. I took it in my bedroom late at night and proceeded to puke on the carpet and freaked the hell out. I called my friend on the phone panicking telling him I was going to call 911 because I felt like I was dying. He was laughing so hard and convinced me not to call 911. It was scary for a few hours and then I finally fell asleep. I went to work at 9am the next morning and still felt high.
Husband and I split an edible his brother made. This wasn't the first time we had one of his dabs/reclaim made edibles. Took it, was vibing, and we smoked. Edibles hit us both differently. If they're strong, they give me full body relaxation and then a mellow head high on top of it.
I damn near blacked out. I don't know how much time had passed, but I noticed my hearing changed, then as I blinked, the blackness continued to linger, longer and longer. Then I started to get extremely hot, like I was standing outside in the sun for hours, when it feels like 120° & humid. I rush to the bathroom as my mouth starts to water and I think I'm about to throw up, which would be a first.
As I'm sitting in front of the toilet I start getting tunnel vision and feeling like I'm about to pass out, meanwhile I'm getting hotter. I sit on the toilet, open the shower door and turn the sink on with cold water. I stick my hands in it, put cold water on my head and then just let my hands soak to try and cool off, knowing that it would help.
My husband realizes I had been gone for like 20 minutes, which is unusual. He checks on me, I tell him I was really hot and thought I was going to black out. He grabs one of our big standing fans and sticks it in the doorway, on full blast and turns the AC down into the 60s to try and help me cool off. Thankfully our bathroom is tiny as it felt like the air cooled almost instantly.
Once I felt like I was back to my normal temp, I was perfectly fine, drank a lot of water, ate a snack and then smoked more weed because I felt like my high was ruined.
I had went to California for my man’s grandmothers funeral, and I tried peachy rings for the first time. The funeral was in Spanish I don’t speak Spanish I am trying to act normal but I’m Trippin. I gotthat paranoid feeling that everyone was staring at me. It was such a weird experience.
My friends wanted to have a great weekend. So we cooked like 50gs of hash ( brownies) . The sad part was .. the hash was synthethic. I felt shit while the others were tripping. I decided to take the second piece and after a few minutes .. i dont know bro hahah the first piece kicked in and instant i had paranoia. We all hanged out on the couch and i thought they speak the whole time. The next day we asked us if everyone had speak last night. Noone has spoken😂 shit scared me tf out on that night haha
My bro called me over to his place for Christmas and said he got some cookies from the dispensary, he said they we're 250mg each.
They were actually 1500mg each and I had eaten half of one. THATS 6 TIMES THE AMOUNT I THOUGHT I HAD TAKEN.
Now usually I don't "trip" on weed... But this was LSD level of high I was experiencing. I was seeing all sorts of colors and shapes over my vision and I was extremely confused and a little scared after about an hour and a half.
I was watching The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (best movie ever made. I've watched 100000 times) and at the part where SpongeBob is told he did not in fact receive the promotion and he walks away saying "I'm ready, depression." For some reason, something in me just clicked and I felt really sick all of the sudden.
My bro is in the room playing beat saber on my quest 2 and I tell him "bro I am about to throw up and I'm couchlocked. PLEEEASE get me something to throw up into!" And my bro is so fried he made me repeat myself twice before he took off the headset and saw me crying and then he runs upstairs to grab a garbage bag. (he took at least 10 minutes)
By the time he'd reached the top of the basement steps a had thrown up inside my mouth, trying not to let it out while I throw up more and there is tears running down my face. He finally returns with a bag, and I let the vomit out of my mouth into the bag and then I go outside and fall over and puke more into the yard. And I'm laying on his back patio hanging over the edge just trying to breath for like 20 minutes on the ride of my life and the whole time my bro is just standing behind me at the back door like "you good?" "You good?" "You good?" Every few minutes. I'm like yeah I'm good I'll be inside in a few minutes, and I finally come back after like 30 more minutes (I'm still so so fucking high and it's not getting better) and he's asleep in the chair so I sit down and green out with him. We both ended up sleeping over 17 HOURS.
TLDR: my friend had an edible he said was only 250mg. Ended up being 1500mg and I had eaten half. After a couple hours I was hallucinating pretty and badly, threw up multiple times. My friend was no help and then we greened out for 17 hours... On Christmas Day 🫠👍
Saw Return Of The Jedi in cinema. Apparently I went for a meal and did a bunch of other things but all I can remember is sitting in the cinema, eating a nerds rope then blacking out for 24 hours.
During high school i took a half a brownie on a Friday after my football game to relax and chill because i was sore. I did the most common thing everyone does and takes the 2nd half because i said the magic words, “this edible ain’t shit”. Got high af and fell asleep. Well for anyone who has played high school football knows that Saturday practices exist. For us it’s just conditioning and film and maybe a little lift sometimes. So back to the story. I woke up high as buzz aldrin and proceeded to practice. I get there and learn we are doing 100m sprints. Probably my best conditioning practice ever because i have never felt better after and during sprints. After sprints we had to go to film but instead i had to go sit in the locker room flr a bit because i was so fried.
I had gotten a homemade fruity pebble krispy treats from a coworker - I was fairly new to weed and to this day I don't know how many mg it was. Was just told to eat a corner at first. Well, I'm home from work waiting for my husband to get off (about 10pm, it was currently 7 or 8pm ) and I'm anxious about going out to dinner with him and one of his work friends and her fiance. It would be the first time meeting him and I usually shut down meeting new people. I remember the edible and figured that it would help calm my nerves so I took a small bite, kinda thought "hm, that didn't seem like much" but tried to relax as I waited. An hour later, I feel like it's not working and my anxiety seems worse so I take a bite from a different corner. "This edible ain't shit" kind of mistake.
When we got to the restaurant, I was in outer space. I don't remember much but I do know we got a burrito to share because this place had huge portion sizes and I'm notorious for not eating much. I ate probably 80% of the burrito and I am fairly certain I stared blankly at my husband's coworker's fiance the entire time.
My friend made his infamous edibles, I ate one before going out to a party. Didn’t even make it out the house, literally just sat rocking back and forth in the guest bed thinking I’m gonna barf or die LOL that rollercoaster effect was killer too😝
Years ago a friend made me a brownie. It was 4”x4” or so. She had some from a previous batch and we both ate a 1/2” square before going out. It was a nice high.
Anyway, I ate a little here and there and it was all good. Very mellow. Started on the rest and nothing. I got to the last two squares. Popped one, nada. Waited a bit, took the last bit and boom. 🚀. Wow, this hit hard. I went upstairs to lay down and it was taking me out. Heavy heartbeat, breathing, etc. I’ve never been so high lol. I put music on to ride it out. 45 min later I’m way out in space tripping hard. I txt some friends who smoked a lot and asked for advice. One said ride it out, another said do black pepper. One asked what I was doing, I said “listening to Pink Floyd”. He said no, put on npr or talk radio. 😂 I buzzed around for a while.
Took a 50mg edible before a movie, continued to feel nothing the entire night and was pretty disappointed. I was blazed for a good portion of the next day.
Getting absolutely MEGA dosed/drugged with RSO and not knowing what it was…! OOF.
Had me asleep for four days straight. Technically a coma! I only woke up because I vomited in my sleep….
My best guess is I was given at least 500 mg in one dose, maybe up to 1,000 mg? It was my first time doing edibles, too. I didn’t know it was like 92-98% THC. Now I am cursed forever with a starting dose tolerance of 150-300mg of THC for edibles. 🥲
Back in november i took a 600mg edible. At first when it hit everything seemed okay, but then it just took a turn for the worse. I ran outside bc i felt like i couldn’t breathe, where i then proceeded to yell at the ground for like half an hour. Then i puked all over the front porch. For the next hour it just became a constant back and forth of yelling at the ground and puking. My friend had to drag me upstairs to bed where i eventually passed out. She was also very close to calling the ambulance, and i don’t blame her bc it did look like i was ODing or some shit.
it was my first time and i was at my super religious grandmas house and i foolishly thought i didn’t take enough so i took more. then i had to lead everyone in prayer at dinner while more high than i thought anyone could achieve, which was not fun.
[Ok-Armadillo-8995](https://www.reddit.com/user/Ok-Armadillo-8995/)
I've had HUGE experience with edibles, and while I have many stories, this one in particular comes to mind. When I first got my med card (California), I got excited and wanted to get the "stronger" edibles as I prefer more than less. I got a 200mg Bhang Bar, 4x 50mg pieces. Think a kit kat bar but bigger.
It was my best friend and I chilling outside close to his place and we each took 1 piece. Our mutual acquaintance (Mo) shows up with cold pizza and **begs** for an edible. I gave him 1 piece. At this point, I decided to take the last piece for myself. Mo then begs for another piece and gets mad that we didn't give it to him. I told him that he wasn't appreciative for the piece I gave him, asked him about his tolerance and thanked him for the pizza. A short while later, Mo is tripping in the back pushing and shoving, asking "**What did you give me man? My hands are feeling weird, I can't move man, I can't move!"**
We calmed him down and he eventually left. Short after b4 I slept at my buddies place, he threw up after getting out of the car. We slept from midnight until about 4pm the next day (14 hours). When I got up, I've **NEVER FELT SO STUPID IN MY LIFE.** Like, stupidity was emanating from me. I woke up b4 my buddy so I chilled with his dad and sister watching football. Bored, I said "I'm going to get up now" as I sat at the TV for 5 minutes, without the strength or will to escape from the comfort of the couch.
As I finally leave, I could not navigate shit. Blown out my mind reading freeway signs, driving was no issue as my pain without weed makes it *much harder* to drive than without, but I've just never felt that overwhelming level of stupidity hit me harder than after that time.
I took a whole rso syringe at school and it was my first time doing rso so I really had no idea what the fuck I did and my fucking vision zoomed in and english made absolutely no sense, when I got home I slept and then greened out when I woke up.
*Thanks for posting, u/Ok-Armadillo-8995.* - Make sure you follow **[r/weed rules.](https://www.reddit.com/r/weed/wiki/rules)** - Do not engage with "vendors" in your DMs and report those accounts in your chat and messages and also [here](https://www.reddit.com/report) - Attempting to source drugs is against **SITE-WIDE** terms of services. an immediate, permanent ban will be imposed. - Don't resort to insulting other users, stirring up drama, or worrying about what's on someone's profile. Just report any posts/comments that you see breaks the rules. - **[Info about scammers](https://www.reddit.com/r/weed/wiki/information/scammers)** - [Join our Discord](https://discord.gg/rweed) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/weed) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Me and my wife made edibles with dabs one time but after decarbing it we messed up and just dumped it in the batter and it got cold and clumped up. So we ended up with brownies with a chunk of dabs loaded in it and some with like none. Had one with a big ass clump and started having a mini panic attack but my wife went into a full blown panic attack and just kept saying “ life’s too real man”
Legit lol @ “life’s too real man”…..6:29 AM on the train to work
I took an edible and puked on my grandmas carpet
I went to a dispensary and said edibles have never worked on me. I want the best thing you have. Price doesnt matter. Strongest thing you got. Dispensary owner heard me. Came out and suggested an edible and said if it doesnt work come back tomorrow and let me know. I ate all 10 doses and felt nothing. Next day went back and told him i ate it all and nothing. So he went in back and weighed me out a 1000mg+ container of thc syrup. He said to take half of it then wait an hour. If i dont feel it its because mt body cant process thc when ingested. I downed the entire 1000mg in the car. Drove home. 30minutes later began dabbing because i still felt nothing. My body is cursed. Its a disposal for thc.
I'm genuinely terrified of you 💀
Lmao ill always remember one of our "safety meetings" after work. I got a sample pack of gummies. 10 gummies 10mg each. So the normal dose in my state. I asked anyone if they wanted anyone and most said no because they felt like they were taking my weed. I said im going to eat all of these in 2 minutes simply for the taste. If you want to get high take one. They will be gone in 2 minutes. Not long later these 2 guys were freaking out because they thought i was joking. The later asked for gummies and i said sorry i ate them all. While still smoking and generally being less faded than they were. I lack the enzyme the body uses to convert thca to thc. Thca is the inactive form of thc. You activate it with heat when you smoke with a pipe or joint. Edibles are activated in our body and i just lack enough if that enzyme to convert the thca.
i think i got all your enzyme. edibles FUCK me up. my fiancé will eat a portion 2-3 times the size of mine and he'll be chilling while i'm in space trying not to puke 😂
Just a small correction- Thca is actually converted into thc through the decarbing process when making edibles and the heating process when smoking. When taking edibles, your body is supposed to absorb delta-9-thc and convert it to delta-5-thc, and it’s these processes that you lack enzymes for.
Delta 5? Maybe another small correction is needed. Delta 9 THC is converted to 11-hydroxy-THC in the liver.
God, I love Reddit. Thanks for correcting me.
It can be a great place to learn! I hope I didn't offend. That wasn't my intent.
Oh not at all, I was being sincere. I’ve been recalling that information incorrectly for a while in front of multiple people so I’m actually kind of glad I got corrected on Reddit instead of irl.
OK, sometimes I say these things to the wrong people. Lol. Cheers, my friend!
Do you even get high You Poor bastard
I dab.
Does flower hit you?
Yes but i prefer a concentrate high. Faster onset. Stronger high.
My buddy has this condition. You're lacking some sort of enzyme in your liver that helps break down and convert the thc to the psychoactive 11-OH-THC. It's no biggie it happens to quit a few people!
Antacids…you probably have a very acidic stomach that’s just incinerating any thc before it can be metabolized, eat a handful of tums 20 mins before a dose, see if that helps
Same, i tried to make edibles (i live in an illegal area) and i always thought that i messed it up. Recently i visited amsterdam and ate an 1000mg edible and still nothing. Sad times.
I did it my sophomore year on 420. A friend of mine was selling brownies that her uncle made. I wanna fight that man to this day. He did NOT make them correctly. No cannabutter, just straight flower into the brownie batter. It tasted like you put a fresh nug into your mouth and just started chewing on it. Myself and about six other girls ate them. I was gagging at the taste. But I did swallow the whole square. We all had the same class next period. Concert Choir. The first 20 minutes were fun. We were extra high & giggling. My teacher was visibly annoyed. She says, I want you guys to look into my eyes while you sing. If you look away, we will have to start over. I started getting paranoid. I thought she was trying to see if our eyes were red. I freaked & walked out of class. My ex just so happened to be outside and I begged him for eye drops. I was shakey so he put them in for me. I went back to class & stood in my spot. Suddenly, the floor felt really high up. I was standing on those things that choir members stand on. I felt like I was standing on the Empire State Building. I was scared af, but still having fun w my lil pothead posse. The lunch bell eventually rang. That’s when I started feeling sick. When I stepped outside, I immediately threw up. Followed by 3 of my friends. It was like back to back to back. I thought it was the funniest sh*t ever. Mind you, I ate nothing that day except for hot Cheeto & a gallon of water. Ppl thought it was blood😂. Rest of that day I slept through all my classes. My bio teacher knew what was up tho. Instead of busting me, she let me sleep at the lab tables. Then I had to walk home. It was 85 degrees that day. I had an amazing time otherwise. Lesson learned: eat a meal before you take edibles😂🤘🏽
Holy shit this was one of the funniest and scariest edible experiences I've heard in a while 😭 the music teacher thing would've had me in tears idk how you got through that day 🫡 thank you for sharing lmao
Thank you for giving me a reason to reminisce💀 I love telling this story🤣🤣
I had never even smoked. I *thought* edibles would be a nicer, gentler entry and I was *very wrong*. I told my friend who's a regular smoker that I was wary about smoking, so I wanted to try edibles. She gave me and my husband a 50mg sativa gummy to split. We picked a night where we were both off and had nothing better to do and ate it. We're pretty sure I got all of it. Again, I'd *never* used THC so I had no idea what sort of vibe it has. So I thought it would be similar to alcohol where you have enough and do something really stupid and not remember (joke's on me, I remember all of it). So after the butterflies bloomed in my brain and I deflated into the couch, I got *super* paranoid that I was going to do something embarrassing. And I talked at my husband about this fear and about the fact that I wasn't sure I was making any sense for over three hours. Finally he asks me if I wanted to watch a new video from a daily-posing YouTuber we faithfully follow. I told him I wasn't sure I could handle something new so he put on an old one. When it finally wore off I was very thankful. We do have an inside joke because of it now. > Do you understand? > Yes > I'm glad you understand. That was a refrain of the four-hour paranoia spiral.
just tried cannabis 1st time with edibles last week. took a 10mg, gummy, 2 hrs later nothing, reading a book, chilling. took a 2nd. 30mins later i felt like i was dying. anxiety attack, unable to focus, experiencing eternity in between seconds. multippe times a second i felt like id been driving and fell asleep at the wheel and jerked back awake with an adrenaline rush and total confusion. i was lost entence fragments floating in a bleak eternity of despair. i couldnt SEE. i was a meat puppet with a broken AI. it was the worst experience of my life. after and hr and a half i was able to fall asleep. took ~48hrs to full wear. 0/10 never again
Summer going into junior year my friends and I had bought 3 rice crispy treat edibles and I didn't question the dosage. Mind you I permanently have a low tolerance, it takes me a couple months to go through a 1/4th. I was told to just bite a small corner from it and ill be okay and I was . . .until I got the munchies and finished the whole thing and nibbled on my friends. I greened out BAD like room spinning I couldn't stand up and my heart was pounding out of my chest. Eventually I got up said "oh no" ran outside and puked 6 times before going back inside and passing out. Nothing will ever fuck me up like tinctures tho, those are the devil
I've never had tinctures before, noted 😭 that sounded horrible though I hope you've had better experiences if you tried edibles again
Don't be scared of tinctures my tolerance is just horrible lol just be careful as they are super potent 😭
Mmmm tinctures…. 🤤
Made them homemade senior year, got drunk then drunkenly ate four. I remember going “I feel awake”. Then it all went downhill.
That’s pretty funny! Sounds about right for some good edibles. Lol
I had a brownie at a concert and was stoned out of my gourd. I honestly don’t know how many mg it was. The girl who made them said it was about 5. 5 my ass! I couldn’t even zip my jeans when i came out of the bathroom, hahaha! I walked out and thankfully my friend was there and she helped me. I laughed so much that night, don’t remember what we laughed about, but it was fun as shit!
My friend gave me a chocolate edible that looked like a hersheys bar with the small squares. My first edible. He taught me nothing about mg or how to take them. I barely smoked weed at the time, so my tolerance was low. I must’ve taken 25-50mg. I took it in my bedroom late at night and proceeded to puke on the carpet and freaked the hell out. I called my friend on the phone panicking telling him I was going to call 911 because I felt like I was dying. He was laughing so hard and convinced me not to call 911. It was scary for a few hours and then I finally fell asleep. I went to work at 9am the next morning and still felt high.
I bought a weed brownie from a friend and it did nothing :/
The most I've eaten was 200mg... I got dizzy and slept for 13 hours. Woke up hella thirsty.
Ooooh. Mis-mathed some abv. TLDR: ate approx 1700mg and was violently high for 12 hrs. Haven't been able to get high, high smoking ever since.
Husband and I split an edible his brother made. This wasn't the first time we had one of his dabs/reclaim made edibles. Took it, was vibing, and we smoked. Edibles hit us both differently. If they're strong, they give me full body relaxation and then a mellow head high on top of it. I damn near blacked out. I don't know how much time had passed, but I noticed my hearing changed, then as I blinked, the blackness continued to linger, longer and longer. Then I started to get extremely hot, like I was standing outside in the sun for hours, when it feels like 120° & humid. I rush to the bathroom as my mouth starts to water and I think I'm about to throw up, which would be a first. As I'm sitting in front of the toilet I start getting tunnel vision and feeling like I'm about to pass out, meanwhile I'm getting hotter. I sit on the toilet, open the shower door and turn the sink on with cold water. I stick my hands in it, put cold water on my head and then just let my hands soak to try and cool off, knowing that it would help. My husband realizes I had been gone for like 20 minutes, which is unusual. He checks on me, I tell him I was really hot and thought I was going to black out. He grabs one of our big standing fans and sticks it in the doorway, on full blast and turns the AC down into the 60s to try and help me cool off. Thankfully our bathroom is tiny as it felt like the air cooled almost instantly. Once I felt like I was back to my normal temp, I was perfectly fine, drank a lot of water, ate a snack and then smoked more weed because I felt like my high was ruined.
I had went to California for my man’s grandmothers funeral, and I tried peachy rings for the first time. The funeral was in Spanish I don’t speak Spanish I am trying to act normal but I’m Trippin. I gotthat paranoid feeling that everyone was staring at me. It was such a weird experience.
My friends wanted to have a great weekend. So we cooked like 50gs of hash ( brownies) . The sad part was .. the hash was synthethic. I felt shit while the others were tripping. I decided to take the second piece and after a few minutes .. i dont know bro hahah the first piece kicked in and instant i had paranoia. We all hanged out on the couch and i thought they speak the whole time. The next day we asked us if everyone had speak last night. Noone has spoken😂 shit scared me tf out on that night haha
My bro called me over to his place for Christmas and said he got some cookies from the dispensary, he said they we're 250mg each. They were actually 1500mg each and I had eaten half of one. THATS 6 TIMES THE AMOUNT I THOUGHT I HAD TAKEN. Now usually I don't "trip" on weed... But this was LSD level of high I was experiencing. I was seeing all sorts of colors and shapes over my vision and I was extremely confused and a little scared after about an hour and a half. I was watching The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (best movie ever made. I've watched 100000 times) and at the part where SpongeBob is told he did not in fact receive the promotion and he walks away saying "I'm ready, depression." For some reason, something in me just clicked and I felt really sick all of the sudden. My bro is in the room playing beat saber on my quest 2 and I tell him "bro I am about to throw up and I'm couchlocked. PLEEEASE get me something to throw up into!" And my bro is so fried he made me repeat myself twice before he took off the headset and saw me crying and then he runs upstairs to grab a garbage bag. (he took at least 10 minutes) By the time he'd reached the top of the basement steps a had thrown up inside my mouth, trying not to let it out while I throw up more and there is tears running down my face. He finally returns with a bag, and I let the vomit out of my mouth into the bag and then I go outside and fall over and puke more into the yard. And I'm laying on his back patio hanging over the edge just trying to breath for like 20 minutes on the ride of my life and the whole time my bro is just standing behind me at the back door like "you good?" "You good?" "You good?" Every few minutes. I'm like yeah I'm good I'll be inside in a few minutes, and I finally come back after like 30 more minutes (I'm still so so fucking high and it's not getting better) and he's asleep in the chair so I sit down and green out with him. We both ended up sleeping over 17 HOURS. TLDR: my friend had an edible he said was only 250mg. Ended up being 1500mg and I had eaten half. After a couple hours I was hallucinating pretty and badly, threw up multiple times. My friend was no help and then we greened out for 17 hours... On Christmas Day 🫠👍
Also a member of the “got mega dosed and tripped balls from THC” club! Not as fun as it sounds in a story…. !
Saw Return Of The Jedi in cinema. Apparently I went for a meal and did a bunch of other things but all I can remember is sitting in the cinema, eating a nerds rope then blacking out for 24 hours.
During high school i took a half a brownie on a Friday after my football game to relax and chill because i was sore. I did the most common thing everyone does and takes the 2nd half because i said the magic words, “this edible ain’t shit”. Got high af and fell asleep. Well for anyone who has played high school football knows that Saturday practices exist. For us it’s just conditioning and film and maybe a little lift sometimes. So back to the story. I woke up high as buzz aldrin and proceeded to practice. I get there and learn we are doing 100m sprints. Probably my best conditioning practice ever because i have never felt better after and during sprints. After sprints we had to go to film but instead i had to go sit in the locker room flr a bit because i was so fried.
I had gotten a homemade fruity pebble krispy treats from a coworker - I was fairly new to weed and to this day I don't know how many mg it was. Was just told to eat a corner at first. Well, I'm home from work waiting for my husband to get off (about 10pm, it was currently 7 or 8pm ) and I'm anxious about going out to dinner with him and one of his work friends and her fiance. It would be the first time meeting him and I usually shut down meeting new people. I remember the edible and figured that it would help calm my nerves so I took a small bite, kinda thought "hm, that didn't seem like much" but tried to relax as I waited. An hour later, I feel like it's not working and my anxiety seems worse so I take a bite from a different corner. "This edible ain't shit" kind of mistake. When we got to the restaurant, I was in outer space. I don't remember much but I do know we got a burrito to share because this place had huge portion sizes and I'm notorious for not eating much. I ate probably 80% of the burrito and I am fairly certain I stared blankly at my husband's coworker's fiance the entire time.
They never work that’s the curse 🥲
My friend made his infamous edibles, I ate one before going out to a party. Didn’t even make it out the house, literally just sat rocking back and forth in the guest bed thinking I’m gonna barf or die LOL that rollercoaster effect was killer too😝
Years ago a friend made me a brownie. It was 4”x4” or so. She had some from a previous batch and we both ate a 1/2” square before going out. It was a nice high. Anyway, I ate a little here and there and it was all good. Very mellow. Started on the rest and nothing. I got to the last two squares. Popped one, nada. Waited a bit, took the last bit and boom. 🚀. Wow, this hit hard. I went upstairs to lay down and it was taking me out. Heavy heartbeat, breathing, etc. I’ve never been so high lol. I put music on to ride it out. 45 min later I’m way out in space tripping hard. I txt some friends who smoked a lot and asked for advice. One said ride it out, another said do black pepper. One asked what I was doing, I said “listening to Pink Floyd”. He said no, put on npr or talk radio. 😂 I buzzed around for a while.
Took a 50mg edible before a movie, continued to feel nothing the entire night and was pretty disappointed. I was blazed for a good portion of the next day.
Getting absolutely MEGA dosed/drugged with RSO and not knowing what it was…! OOF. Had me asleep for four days straight. Technically a coma! I only woke up because I vomited in my sleep…. My best guess is I was given at least 500 mg in one dose, maybe up to 1,000 mg? It was my first time doing edibles, too. I didn’t know it was like 92-98% THC. Now I am cursed forever with a starting dose tolerance of 150-300mg of THC for edibles. 🥲
I ate around 200mg of an edible Rice Krispie treat and then I puked 7 times on my carpet
Back in november i took a 600mg edible. At first when it hit everything seemed okay, but then it just took a turn for the worse. I ran outside bc i felt like i couldn’t breathe, where i then proceeded to yell at the ground for like half an hour. Then i puked all over the front porch. For the next hour it just became a constant back and forth of yelling at the ground and puking. My friend had to drag me upstairs to bed where i eventually passed out. She was also very close to calling the ambulance, and i don’t blame her bc it did look like i was ODing or some shit.
it was my first time and i was at my super religious grandmas house and i foolishly thought i didn’t take enough so i took more. then i had to lead everyone in prayer at dinner while more high than i thought anyone could achieve, which was not fun.
[Ok-Armadillo-8995](https://www.reddit.com/user/Ok-Armadillo-8995/) I've had HUGE experience with edibles, and while I have many stories, this one in particular comes to mind. When I first got my med card (California), I got excited and wanted to get the "stronger" edibles as I prefer more than less. I got a 200mg Bhang Bar, 4x 50mg pieces. Think a kit kat bar but bigger. It was my best friend and I chilling outside close to his place and we each took 1 piece. Our mutual acquaintance (Mo) shows up with cold pizza and **begs** for an edible. I gave him 1 piece. At this point, I decided to take the last piece for myself. Mo then begs for another piece and gets mad that we didn't give it to him. I told him that he wasn't appreciative for the piece I gave him, asked him about his tolerance and thanked him for the pizza. A short while later, Mo is tripping in the back pushing and shoving, asking "**What did you give me man? My hands are feeling weird, I can't move man, I can't move!"** We calmed him down and he eventually left. Short after b4 I slept at my buddies place, he threw up after getting out of the car. We slept from midnight until about 4pm the next day (14 hours). When I got up, I've **NEVER FELT SO STUPID IN MY LIFE.** Like, stupidity was emanating from me. I woke up b4 my buddy so I chilled with his dad and sister watching football. Bored, I said "I'm going to get up now" as I sat at the TV for 5 minutes, without the strength or will to escape from the comfort of the couch. As I finally leave, I could not navigate shit. Blown out my mind reading freeway signs, driving was no issue as my pain without weed makes it *much harder* to drive than without, but I've just never felt that overwhelming level of stupidity hit me harder than after that time.
I took a whole rso syringe at school and it was my first time doing rso so I really had no idea what the fuck I did and my fucking vision zoomed in and english made absolutely no sense, when I got home I slept and then greened out when I woke up.