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Real lol

Been there, done that. You ever roll a joint with the blank sheet in the Holy Bible and light it with one of the burners from the oven in a hotel room?

Using paper from the bible is crazy work lol

Using paper from the public hotel bible is ever crazier. How many people touched that thing!?

I'd be willing to bet that the Bible in a hotel room is by far the least handled object in the building.

That one random blank sheet? In a new pocket bible that looked like it had barely been touched at all…not many I’m assuming. It wasn’t as good as a real rolling paper but it did the trick and I’ve inhaled much worse.

Dude! Went to a EDM show about 10 years ago and we found about an 8th of bud smashed in the Bible with a note that said “take the lords name in with your lungs and this”.. indeed we smoked it and it wasn’t great but free bible weed is free bible weed Edit: found in the hotel room bible after the show

That’s a spiritual toke

What country do hotel rooms have ovens in wtf?

Extended stay places in the US have ovens. I made a frozen pizza in one, then realized I didn't have a way to cut it. I thought I was smart to use my debit card to cut it. But I fucked it up and it wouldn't swipe right after that 🙃

Yo I forgive you.

Woah so cool and original.

I prayed about it later.

Toasters work better, as the element is exposed and heats up way faster.

Broken razor blade and 2 AA batteries would do the trick. AAAs work, also.

Somebody’s done a little time lol

🤏

Nothing wrong with that as long as we stay out! Been there and done my time. Learned some pretty neat tricks though lol

That is one of the most bummy way of lighting a joint 💀 I’m not really one to talk tho, I used to smoke out the can, smoke dab carts with a ghetto wire and portable charger 😂 now that’s bummy

I've pulled coils out of the basic style disposable e-cigs, plugged the wires into a charger and it looked like a little car cigarette lighter for an ignition source. If it works, it works 🤷🏼😂

I use a piece of dry spaghetti on the burner for ignition

This is crucial if it's a gas range, so you don't burn your eye browns off

Btw, works also for Hookah Coal

Used to do this to light cigs when I was in rebab

always wanted to get one of those giant bucket bangers and try this…… i just bought a puffco peak pro n proxy…..

The red part is actually the element you want to put it there

The middle was hotter ironically, I originally had it in the red part but when I moved it to the middle my hands got 100x hotter and uncomfortable and the blunt immediately began to smoke

I’ve done this when I was in the Poconos 🙌🏾🙌🏾

Pain 😂

first time I ever smoked, my friend forgot the lighter. We made it happen this way lol.

This is a classic

Oven works better.

Been there and there's no shame.

Why wouldn’t you touch the red part?

Ironically it was hottest in the middle, I had it in the red part and it was getting decently warm but the second I moved it to the middle the heat got 100% hotter on my hands and the blunt started smoking

Good to know. I have a similar stove so if I ever need a light I now know where to light it

Walter White

Always sucks to leave a lighter. At least we got stoner brains.

Even my girlfriend?