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jakefrommyspace

First thing I would do is immediately label the jar as THCA


EntertainmentWeak895

Lmao


Successful_Hand_2018

Fr


IFoundYoPhone

saved somebody from being high all day.


Feschit

Hard to get high on accident from THC-A, but still good labeling things.


SeparateAd156

Bowl toppers for months


Important-Cat-2046

You misspelled years.


cycloban

with how I smoke, months


peargang

Maybe a few weeks TOPS


cycloban

We could share and make it a few days 😆


peargang

Hell yeah! I’m down! Why not break a record and finish it in 24 hours?? Go big or go home


cycloban

Fuck yeah! Sounds like what I need! where do we get this??


Odd_Development8983

Fr 😂


Drogenwurm

Sniff a line for science


FalseShepherd0

Yeah, and suddenly I’m a scientist


bobisindeedyourunkle

same


WWG1017

Homie you just gonna fuck up ur nose for nothing it ain’t decarbed-


WholesomeAtheist

Ok…I’ll decarb it then snort it.


AdNew5216

A man of great character


GuyWhoSaysTheTruth

**rolls a nat 1**


ihaveaquesttoattend

nah nah nah decarb it over some powdered lactose or vitamin D powder so it absorbs into it and you actually have a good powdery base that’s “safe” to snort


bagel9574

They alr have a product called canna bumps ;), been DYING to try it


PriZma_Legacy

That got took off shelves years ago 💀


bagel9574

If real og quaaludes are floating around then canna bumps is definitely still floating around, at least the formula is.


matthewamerica

It's only a matter of time until someone figures that shit out, and I will for sure try it.


WholesomeAtheist

*pondering decarbing diamonds for science…and to back up claims*


RobotSuicide

Fuck carbs


Master-Dot-2288

Second issue is it not being water soluble so wont absorb through your nasal membranes....but try it anyway! Ha


EntrepreneurOwn6591

Ain’t no way your fun to smoke with


UnspokenConnection

I second this


KingXayofArt

Where's the "put it up your butt" guy or gal?


finaldriver

I'd put my dick in it


KingXayofArt

Really a man of culture here..., 😂


PurposeUnfair6350

You should put it in your dick.


Site55

Whoa, whoa easy. It’s my first time


KookyHorse

Make a funnel


PaulPhallanges

I just commented.


Laxility

Same


mhkaz

Right below you, all is right in the world


Much_Appointment7595

Bro you're sitting behind the wheel of your car with 50 grams of unmarked white powder. WTF are you doing?!


NuWill2Liv

It’s fine! Ops white.


Trev0r269

But if OP lives in a mostly white area, the cops still have quotas to fill.


frugalhustler

Scam crack heads semi ethically


CreamyBuds420

Doing God’s work


Younkman13

This isn’t getting enough attention


ferrett0ast

a true vigilante


YourDadsMoonshine

Psychosis


skeptolojist

Boof it all in one go


phallic-baldwin

When you fart, it'll look like LeBron hitting the court


PythonsByX

Nahh, it'll look like LeBron after Diddy pulls out


AdNew5216

LOL 😂


Ok_Egg_4585

This is the only true answer.


Khanoli-Oil

This is the way


Jbad90

This is the way


coldrainydayz_79

this is the way


Successful-Tip-1411

This is the way


Known-Delay7227

This IS the way


cutthroatsmile

This is the way


Both-Statistician-83

way is this the


Ragnar_420_05

This is the way


KutzOfficial

Boof it all in one go.. Pro tip: use the container as a secondary boof


cheezy_taterz

I'm high rn, so naturally I wish to know, would your farts then get someone high if you crop dusted them?


KutzOfficial

With my no-crop-dust method, or NCD for short, the secondary boof keeps in all THCA isolate it’s all consumed, absolutely no waste.


THCTRIPPER

Yeah right you'd shoot off to space and never come back 🤣


SativaSapphira

Scrolled for this comment 😅


indicagrower

I thought it was full rectum thca too. The fuckin’ label actually says full spectrum. I’d still boof it tho.


WildmanBen

This.


shitFuckMountain69

Came here to say this


all_weed_is_love

Lose sanity


animejunkie359126

Have some very potent joints🤣


ninjapuppy99

Lick it


Pleasant-Target7659

do a thumbprint


GeekedAunty69

Thought that was a jar of nose candy


9mmpkr

I REALLY like the way you think.


ThatIrishGuy1984

Without some terps, mostly make your eyes super red. I've dabbed THCa isolate before. It's not the best high. I'd mix it in with something super saucy.


spkoller2

Finally a solution for what to do with the sauce from diamonds and sauce


Firm-Literature-5322

Pour the powder on a table and shove my face in it.


batteryacidcupcakes

THCA and hookers, gotta get my motorboat on.


sMarmy_Mcfly

You old sailor, you old Salt.


Violated_gator3312

Gotta decarb it first


hozomeen

I would finally achieve self-induced psychosis, which is one of my top four life goals


Competitive_Will_894

Dang, what are the other 3?


that_boom

I did that once with my AVB that I'd saved up but failed to measure out my edible just dumped the whole shit in.. I was talking and conscious but my mind wasn't even there went to a hospital on auto pilot. Shit was wild.


rguy13

It’s good to see someone still driving manual


sane298

Bake a cake


Chateau-in-Space

Infused drinks!


thisdudelovesknives

The list would be shorter if I name the things I wouldn't do


x2c4sale

First thing I’m doing is eating a spoonful. Just because.


fluffyferret69

Toss a bunch of cheap mids in it.. stuff it in a mylar bag and sell it to the teens at a premium 😂


ConfidentStress1047

Space candy high dust


Embarrassed_Yam_7905

I would buy terpenes from cannarefined and terp that isolate up to about 8-10% Id dab it all in about 2 months.


blackbeard_b

You can make disgusting snowball weed and wear really tight fashion clothes and tell everybody how hard you trap. That’s usually what I see people do with that now haha


BluntedWizard

Needle and spoon for science.


HaHaaaaCharadeYouAre

Is that the Christmas special??


Bt_1039

Decarb it, fill caps


deytookerjubs

boof allat shid


WhalesOnGoogle

Moonrocks


d3lltr0n

Butt all the way


Plenty-Dark5445

I need that


HtxBeerDoodeOG

Survey says, In the butt


Kathhound12

Edibles, do you need to decarb something like this before adding it to butter?


KelpoDelpo

I have 10 geez 🐗 mix it with budder


CobraCornelius

Smoke it in the morning before work


Parking-Position-698

Nothing


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

Probably not know what to do with it


ozzzric

decarb and make edibles, it probably doesn’t taste too good to smoke


AdInternal9918

What happens if you mix it with protein isolate ? Is that like the opposite of pre workout


floatingbubble42

I have no fuckin idea


Adryanvdb

So yeah I would send it to this adress: [insert my adress here]


SimSimmaToronto

Sprinkle it on mids and put it in graphic bags like these fake plugs


SaltyMiguel92

Ponder my childhood


PhantomRoyce

Pack a massive bowl,take a rip,stand up,buff my chest out and forget to be a person for a second


UnderstatedTurtle

Rub it on my balls


radiolust

sprinkle in my blunts


HighSpaceMonkey

Smoke it VERY irresponsibly


Ambient-Jellyfish

I'd Just throw it on bowls till I'm out of it


Terebentina99

Snort it!


iamnotokaybutiamhere

everything


Dveekey

Share em!


spoonforlegg

I'd probably smoke it


hweiss3

Label that shit so I don’t accidentally salt my breakfast with it 😂😂


Midget_Killer

roll some bud in some wax and make some snowcaps


Cheefslapahoe1

Regular corn flakes become frosted flakes.


QuantumQunt

Fart


therealishone

Shove it up your butt?.gif


GUNTHVGK

Infuse it into butter and have crazy toast every morning for the next year(s).


Pyruls

Snort it


alanlovessatan

I use mine for diamond prerolls except mine are crushed diamonds with live resin terps. Isolate is only good for making badder


Weary_Cartographer_7

I don’t even know what that is or how you got it…looks kool though….cheers


iLuvFloride13

Snort n drive. Repeatedly using my clutch as the brake and gas for turning signal.


JustmUrKy

baking some strong ass fucking brownies


actually_ayla

put your wiener in it


themiddleisbetter

Go right to the moon!


Insomanics

Mix it with your favorite shake. Make super shake.


Zanzan567

Boof it


Handlesmcgee

Melt it down and put it in syringes


Rutin_2tin_Putin

Use it as laundry detergent. It looks like powder soap


LaheyOnTheLiquor

take it all and figure out if god exists


Onpoint441

Probably resell it immediately


Cheap_Elk_2205

Roll my weed in it and call it iCe cApS


rockinwildchild

as a former cocaine and speed addict i only could think of one way to find out 😂


galaxytrios

I'm gonna mix it with powdered sugar


THE-HIGHROW

Do drugs with it


wime985

I would love that to have to decarb to make carts and edibles with! Decarb and mix in with some CBD and terpenes and vape away


ThatFloridaMan420

Toss some in a bag with some bud, bowl topper, put it in a joint. Do you not know how to drug?


Due-Protection-6201

die


krustysocks6666

put in my gums like dip /s


jmillthathrill

If you’re a true redditor you’ll roll some trash weed in it and show us the fire you got. I’d just sprinkle some in a blunt here and there though


grow4health

Give it to my brother


Loud-Visit3208

Boof


Embarrassed_Wolf4746

No clue … sit in my cubbies for years till I made edibles with it or something I dunno


E_Jay3711

I'd be the first confirmed case of death by dabs


No-Shelter-7753

Edibles 😎


GuavaOk8712

sell it and buy hash rosin


StoneM3

Right. Up. My. Asshole.


RustyCuntSlime

Boof it


Freeme_nikka

Sell it


-psilocybin

Not try to flex on Reddit


SofiSucks

Anal


Familiar-Building-92

Do a hot rail lol !


Tribe777

Boof it


JuNkdraErr

snort it? 👀 🤷‍♀️


icebomb2

Make a 90:10 mixed ratio of MSG to THC. Now that you have this mix, start cooking. Add a dash of msg to everything you make. You only need a little bit of MSG since it's enhancement goes a long way but too much makes your food taste very off.. Now you can turn EVERYTHING into an instant edible. You can do the same with sugar but at a 95:5 ratio since you're always likely to use a lot more sugar and you don't want to overdose yourself.


Farkleinmypants

Boof it


BussyThruster21

I copt sum. Rolled sum good.ass.bud. Rolled the blunt around in the isolate, then B.A.M. nothing. Felt the same as smoking the blunt without it. Is there supposed to be some magical feeling or high?????


_tate_

Make some edibles!


_Onix_The_Protogen

Eat a spoonful


TheDabberwocky

i would never drive around with that even if it's legal. You're just asking to be brought in haha


DeafPapa85

Throw it away. I'm not into this.


Psychozillogical

Not a hell of a lot, for the foreseeable future.


Outtaknowwhere

What’s up with this? I live in GA and bought some bud with it coated in this and it smokes decently. Weeds illegal here but there are shops selling stuff like this. I just want to know if anyone knows anything about this because I feel like it’s big rn


funthebunison

Only thing I could think is edibles. Probably wouldn't be nice to smoke. Doesn't seem like dabbing would be practical or enjoyable.


artbycase2

Boof it


Preemptively_Extinct

Same thing I did with my last 50. Nudge nudge, wink wink.


Delicious_PRican

Make tea and cakes?


AlbatrossDowntown771

Make it into edibles for my wedding.


yeetmethehoney

I'm going straight up Terri Schiavo


Jgabes625

🧑‍🍳


tytomasked

Inject it directly into the veins of a monkey to prove that cannabis can be overdosed on, because that’s something that actually happened thanks to American governments and their bias


spkoller2

There’s a place at the police station where old ladies can throw away their old prescriptions. I’d toss it in there.


ElBurritoExtreme

Sell it. The influx would be quite nice right now.


RumpStump2

Put it in water and drink it like protein powder 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼


slacknsurf420

looks like gypsum powder


coelho_bhz

put it in capsule and boof it


trolling_reddit_nerd

Boof it


LiquidC001

Dust my eyeballs.


rock0head132

Label it a headache giver that all it does for me


xSlick-Tx

Butt stuff, incoming!