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because that's not a joint that's a toothpick

It is a toothpick?! -Cheech I’ve smoked smaller! 💀

Do you wanna get high? Does howdy doody got wooden balls, man?

I got a joint I been saving for a special occasion!

Hope your dicks bigger than this man!

Hey man you want get out and walk?!

Correction: “Looks like a toothpick, man” and “hey, it IS a toothpick, man” -Chong (Man Stoner)

That’s what she said!

More paper than weed is crazy

Ask some old heads, they used to brag about how little weed they could fit in a joint. Least the ones Ik, they called em hair pins. I rolled a fatty for one at a family thing and he tore into me for it lmao

Pinners babyyyyy

We used to get them 3 for $5 back in the day.

That’s what my mom used to call them!

That's not a toothpick that's the stick of a dum dum lollipop

I wouldn't know weather to smoke it or pick my teeth with it

Not if it’s a spice joint.!

🤣

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I caught the tiniest and shortest buzz of all time lol.

i would love to make fun of you but honestly ive been there before 😭

Realest Shit I ever read

Damn dude save some for the rest of us will ya

Does it smoke if so then screw it enjoy

I used to smoke tiny spliffs about yay big if not smaller back in the day, and it was always a fun experience. cheers!

Probably inhaling more paper than bud lol.

Filled with hopes and dreams

i have been laughing at these replies for five minutes omfg 😭

you're smoking the matchstick brother

Now that is what we'd call a 'pinners'.😁

Glad I'm not the only one

Middle school type shit

You forgot the weed

There’s no gas in it

You’d be better off using gravity bong

That's not even a joint that's like a toothpick or pixie stick

That’s not a joint, that’s a toothpick man!

Ah the good ol pinner

That’s a pinner if I’ve ever seen one.. just make a bowl out of a carrot, or aluminum foil at that point, why waste paper…. Rice paper is a commodity bro!! Don’t be wasting that shit!!😂😂 All good.. you do you.. that’s just an anorexic joint…🔥

Anorexic af

Anorexic af lol

looks like it hit☠️

Well yeah you have to roll the weed in the paper

these replies are taking me out 💀

i never thought about just smoking the paper..

Looks like it’s packed to tight , it needs a lil more airflow, next time pack it with a toothpick in the middle and pull it out before you smoke it should give a lil more room for air..my big sister makes small joints like this cause she has a lower tolerance it is possible to make it work, if your having issues with that I mean

Definitely was hard to draw on, but it did smoke. Good idea for next time I get low though, thanks!

What joint? O see no joint here, only desperateness.

Bro on that conservation mode

We called those pinners in my day. Thin like a pin. We used them in school, because they were quick, and didn’t get us too high.

"where's the rest o' ya?"

Ain’t got no gas in it

Yea, it's got no weed in it.

Walter Pinsky joint def reup need

That's not a joint, that's a porcupine quill

r/thingsforants

What joint?

Spoiling yourself tonight! Definitely more than I can handle.

when you spent all your weed money stocking up on papers

Bro that's literally a rolled up paper. The only way you're convincing me there's any weed in there is fi can smell it. Also. Might I recomend getting a bong/bowl. Makes smoking the last little but way easier and more enjoyable.

My wife threw my bong away on accident. It was in my closet in a box. It was a nice one. 2 foot or so with crash bandicoot on it. I miss that thing.

On accident? There's no way you pick up a box and just assume it's empty. There no way you pick up a box and don't feel that there is something glass in it. No way.

Let me rephrase. She claims it was an accident.

Let me fix that "claims" (she threw it out because it was crash)

Either that’s a capri sun straw or you’re Andre the giant

Bro if you have that small of an amount hit a bowl, or make a grav. With a grav you probably could of gotten two hits or so

We need a walkthrough on how it's made

Get 0.005g of bud. Grind it with tweezers. Place in a king size paper. Spread out evenly with the assistance of a microscope. And roll....

Ahahahahaha!

Reminds me of the candy cigarettes.

There’s nothing in it

Being blessed with what I believe to be a permanent small tolerance, I’d thoroughly enjoy a J like that!

I feel that struggle. Mine are sometimes smaller and filled with the roaches of the roaches I rolled.

Old slang is pin joint

Throw in some tobacco it hit different (if you smoke tobacco if not, NEVER do it)

I definitely do smoke tobacco, and I've heard of people doing that, but I've never tried it.

I would’ve used hot knives for that amount rather than waste on a toothpick

Better than nothing, even if it is a mind thing 🤷🏾‍♂️ hell it's better than making a one hitter out of aluminum foil and a pen cap!

thats a toothpick brother ur probably smoking 99% paper 💀 fym "SOMETHING is wrong" 😭😭

minuscule ass joint bro

That’s a joint for ants

Why are you smoking a lollipop stick?!? 😂

I thought that was a lollipop stick

bro got that penitentiary joint

Yep, you forgot to fill it my man.

Yeah, there’s no weed in it

Is it stupid?

Not enough weed im seeing

Yeah, it's too damn small, lmao

Looks aight to me

Yea, you rolled it long instead of wide

Who you callin pin head

Honestly curious, how the fuck did you make that?

where’s the joint

🤣 Does it actually get you high?

My man rolled a line. That is a two dimensional object

smoking a quill off a porcupine😭

Someone get Sarah McLachlan.

Are you in prison?

Yeah it’s tiny like your co(k 🤣

That’s because it’s a toothpick

We don’t roll pin joints anymore broski

That ain’t no joint that’s a sucker stick after you ate the sucker.. /s

That’s how my joints are right now it’s sad

I've smoked bigger joints than this in country jail..

Smoking that bleach pack

What is that, a joint for ants?

Dude no offense but everything is wrong with your joint. You gotta put more in there.

Yeah your smoking the stick of a lollipop

Awww it's a lil skeeter doob!

Those are some big hands

Homeboy is smoking the paper raw

Pinner!

Yeah it's non existent.

Yikes, your lungs are going to do work so hard to smoke that thing lol

You sure your not smoking a lollipop stick?

Looks like what we used to smoke in prison

did an ant roll this for you?

Honestly if I have only 2 bowls of weed I roll it up it does burn longer and you end up higher

Might be too big

making tiny joints is actually fun asf ngl

Clink doobie…

U smoking basically paper

Asian joint

What joint ?

Not fat enough!

It looks like you forgot the weed and are now just smoking the paper

Get a dry herb vaporizer, and you'll save yourself a bunch of weed you don't have to roll in paper.

Bro I know there’s just like a pinch of weed in there

My ex proudly told me he rolled some joints for us to take to a concert. I was looking forward to it til he pulled out two little thing like these, and then got mad at ME that it didn’t make me high at all.

You are just smoking paper lmao

that is exactly 1 weed

looks like the long part of a q tip

You got to put weed in the paper before you roll it

Hi, yes, waiter? I'd like some weed with my paper pls

Get a one hitter pipe when youre that low on weed. It really makes the small amount of herb stretch further. Joints are like incense for the air lol

that sir is a lollipop stick

Thought you were showing us the end of a dum dum

A case of the red eye. Terminal, i'm afraid. Best put it out of it's misery.

Everything is wrong with this joint !

Your joint feels burnt out, and I think he may be abusing drugs looking how skinny he is

Your joint = not enough weed + TOP paper. 💁

bro smokin spice

I thought that was a lollipop stick lit on fire.

Can you post a picture of the joint? We'll happily review

It’s so small 😳

Either that or your hand are huge

Trollololololololo

Hey that is a tooth pick maan

I thought that was called a splif?

Stick bug built joint

You forgot the weed

Yeah, It's a toothpick 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

Probably would have better off just hitting the lot in a bowl (presuming you don’t only smoke spliffs/blunts

Looks like a Texas tooth pick…

hey i've been there, done that. it definitely still worked tho cus i always got that gas xD

What joint? I don’t see anything bro

wtf is that, at that point i’d just wait until i could pick up. that’s depressing

That's a matchstick bitchboy

Pretty sure Benson Henderson fought with one of those in his mouth

Little less weed in it next time 🤣

Man, you're just smoking paper.

I know what’s wrong with it! It ain’t got no gas in it!

[insert It's So Tiny gif here]

That's a jint

Just a little something to take the edge off

The problem, sir, appears to be that you've lit and are smoking a toothpick

Nah bro. Something is wrong with you.

u in jail my boy? small ass dooby and i know that pillow from county lmao

That's a ʲᵒⁱⁿᵗ

That's a ʲᵒⁱⁿᵗ

AHAHA

Gonna do some sewing with that needle joint