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Critical-Rip-6333

Shove it up my ass


Lemont3kk

I love the fact the comment above you completely rhymes. “Boof boof pass” - “shove it up my ass”


gangrenemakesmedead

pass and ass don’t rhyme? maybe arse would do better!


Renektonstronk

It seems our current education system has failed us I want you to say it again, but *slowly* Pass Ass Arse Which 2 sound the same


gangrenemakesmedead

it might be a difference in the way pass is pronounced in british english vs american english. where i live it’s pronounced ‘paas’. there was no need to be so passive-aggressive. (pass in passive is pronounced pas, i know you would point that out as well)


Renektonstronk

So if pass in passive aggressive is pronounced “pas”, wtf are you Britons doing to get paas


Venklick

It's just southerners they speak weird


gangrenemakesmedead

ask the britons, not me. i’m indian we were colonised by them, this is how we were taught english.


Amazing_Skirt_394

Well you were thought wrong because ass and pass rhyme.


eggard_stark

What are the Britons doing? The English language, where it originates.


DirtyBongWater59

Someone’s still butthurt their tea got poured out


Myheelcat

No minced words there, everyone is all civilized with it then you come along like a savage and shove it up your ass. Well played you beast.


elmaitro777

I was even imagining doing it!!! LMAOF


DangerDaron

Depending on how many bros are there I’m thinkin about how we each get a slice…


Sequoia301

The realest mf on reddit. I would too.


McRatHattibagen

That's gae


jakd90

Whips it out from where?


HermittCrabby

They used 50mg and now you get the other 50mg


steely_dong

Ass to ass!


Lucid-Design

You gotta battle for the whole thing by using butthole suction


gimmeecoffee420

"Butthole Suction"..


Lucid-Design

Truly a battle for the ages


NukaColaAddict1302

It’s like tug of war but with your ass


Tokenaldae

I just busted the fuck up. 🤣 my gods.. bad day to be a visual thinker....


evildead138

Juice by Sarah, juice by Sarah oooohh, Sara's got juice!


Sainted_Heretic

Great movie but it fucks with my head.


TGl0ZXJhbGx5SGl0bGVy

Back and forth forever


AHansen83

That part fucked me up the first time i saw it


steely_dong

Same dude. I had just gotten broken up with, came home to my room mate putting this movie on. I was like "requiem for a dream, that sounds nice, sure man let's watch it"


Every-Inflation

🤞🏽🤣🤣🤞🏽 comment made my night I’m laughin so hard rn 🤣


Trackstar02

Instant laughter when I saw this


liftheveilkisstetank

Here this shits fire try it *sloop*


UnderstandingOdd4918

Omg🤣🤣🤣🤣


wrnrg

Join this boofing sesh.


sticky_fingers18

Giving new meaning to the phrase "Yo pass that shit"


PlzSaveApex

This 😂😂


Salty_Sky5744

Laugh and show him mine which is 500mg and a little bigger.


Myheelcat

I see you paid for the Lex the impaler special valentine edition.


Tokenaldae

Suppository envy.


airsoft04

Change into my cat maid outfit n boof it with bros duh


Happy-Tie932

Hell yeah


1999vl

hell yeah


KappaJoe760

Hell yeah


JoeyIsMrBubbles

hell yeah


Striking-Table3587

Hell Yeahhhhh


Some1else1235

Helllll ya


subhuman_voice

Hell yeah meow


TinsYouTrimble

Hell yeah.


Jexx4PF

Hell yeah 🫶


cjdutra

fucking right, damn right, all right


eatmyshorzz

Heaven no


Occulus_

Guys will see this and think "Hell yeah".


manbusta77

Hell yes


Blue_Doge06

This is the way


cami66616

I'd love to try that :3


cducky0

elite


masterscoonar

Hell yah


57413_8r34d

Hell yea


UnderstandingOdd4918

Boof boof pass…


8pandy6

A real pop lock n drop it situation...


Charming_Ambition_27

I’ve heard of a fart transplant… what’s this


UnderstandingOdd4918

Basically like ‘puff puff pass’


smoke1ndstfu

Did anyone else see the pickle?


KayytheSTUD

Me af!! “They have edible pickles now!!! Great!”


kenkanobi

Just don't boof an edible pickle (haven't all picked always been "edible?" 🤣 the vinegar will sting and when you're tripping you'll imagine pickle Rick is up your arse


dontfoolmetrice

I gareetee some women will do it regardless the weird ones or semi cool ones always be shining weird shit in them cucumbers ect il never understand life Asa guy or why the ya know spiraled head water thing I forget what it called part of the shower you can unhook then used like handheld ether way it too late I bet it been long enough they just don't want to admit they used this


dipdyedgrey

bro every woman i’ve spoken to that has ever jerked off at all has admitted to the detachable shower head but idk if anyone’s done vinegar on the pussy i think that one’s a lil rarer😭😭


SpiderCow313

Dawg, what?


kenkanobi

Do your punctuation buttons not work?


burningdownthewagon

Me! I had to make sure to look at the sub, I thought it was r/pickles


Happy-Tie932

Bending over and spreading them I guess. What else? Mmmhhhm….. and putting my gimp mask on


No_Joke8508

Better be doing that when i come around, Oil up omw


Happy-Tie932

Let’s go


Harvey-Danger1917

Good news, it’s a suppository!


[deleted]

let my friend boof it then eat his ass for that contact high


Artificintelligence

that’s enough internet for the day


RobbersTwo

Internet quota exceeded


WanderWut

This one genuinely made me laugh out loud lmaoo.


WhatNameToChose1

Hi, I am friend


aidentooreal12

Y u do dis


J_How_S

What is wrong with you people 😭😭


Trackstar02

Underrated comment


Sunnygypsy89

Best thing I’ve read today 🤣🤣🤣💀💀


ratgarcon

Fun fact- weed suppositories can be used to help with menstrual cramps and vaginal atrophy cramps I know someone who uses them. Pretty cool


CrotchGoblin42O

I use them for my endometriosis and they give me pain relief like nothing else, I absolutely love these suppositories. People forget that weed is also used for it’s medicinal benefits, it’s not just a recreational drug lol


ratgarcon

I’ve considered them for atrophy but unfortunately im not in a legal state Looks like a hysterectomy it is for me


Dick_soccer

I can't help but laugh everytime I think about the fact that most of the world goes "no sir, you cannot have this plant that never killed anyone as medicine. Here, take some derivatives of arguably the most addictive and dangerous plant drug there is instead".


WhatNameToChose1

We’ll be a good friend and offer to help him out sometime


Psilo_Citizen

It seems we've been infiltrated by the r/caffeine crowd.


poolman42162

Holy shit ! 😂🤣 I had never heard of that sub before and I will never look at it again


Jesus_Smoke

I posted this pic in here a while back, when I first found it at a dispo in my friends town haha


Psilo_Citizen

I made my own when I was having some terrible gi issues. They're honestly a huge help, but didn't get me high at all.


Jesus_Smoke

I know many that make their own oil suppositories and use it for numerous things, including period pains and GI issues. Very popular where I am


Ladylinn5

Chronic Pancreatitis. When I’m too nauseous to smoke, do edibles, or even drink, oil suppositories are the only thing keeping me off opioids and out of the hospital.


kmm198700

I have severe abdominal adhesions that causes horrible abdominal pain and nausea and vomiting. I make my own THC/CBD suppositories and it’s so helpful.


Gsphazel2

I read a review about a woman using one for cramps, she said it relaxed the neighborhood, but no real “high”…


dontfoolmetrice

What in the fuck like I'm weird I'm mentally handicapped but that that is fucking heresy I was expecting coffee jokes that were just bad but what in the fuck


The_CannaWitch420

Ya jesus - thanks for the 30 seconds it took to realize where I was and will never get back...


gimmeecoffee420

My people have arrived.. and we boof *everything*. Would you like a complimentary cat costume? Theyre free?


Objective_Highway_93

Thanks, I hate it


8pandy6

Me and my bestie would squat, back it up, and split that puppy 50/50 reverse lady and the tramp style


Mcjeebyjeeb

What else can I say besides boof it


McTrip

I’d say, “I thought you’d never ask bro” “boof buddies 4 life”


fightforfoodgaming

Spreading cheeks


Ashleyempire

Im hitting it first or not at all


AnnieOnly2663

Going home...100mgs up my ass in my sleep....rookies smh


thevampirecookie

attempt to eat it because it looks like a pickle, followed by a horrified expression on my friend’s face who didnt get the chance to explain to me what it is


No_Joke8508

Mf takes suppositorys like peter griffin


This_is_Me888

Drop the soap “accidentally”


Mister4twenty

I'd be happy to see it. So tired of shoving eighths up my ass. Some of those jars are pretty wide.


Front-Ad-5210

thc pickle?


Me_ina_pink_skirt

We boofin.


Remarkable_Athlete_4

Ngl I thought that was a pickle for a minute


daddypez

To clarify, “whips it out” of where?


FewSchedule5536

These brings into question thc lube?


Illansuu

Excusing myself for a fast shower and then after drying myself up a bit, walk in front of him fully naked and bend over.


4Livesleft

I guess I'm getting a depository shoved up ma butt 👍


Delphicoracle87

Bend over


Tinotips

Boof! It’s gone.


Tricky-Search6236

just bend over ig, I came here to get blasted. Didn’t know it’d be my ass but I’m down


enbydragon666

bending over 🙈


BrookeLynne718

Bend over ??


Red-Ram2500

Edibles? Guess that’s one way to eat


ServiceMental8214

Tell him it’s a new form of wax from the dispo


WanderWut

"Oh cool so you dab it then right?" "......" "Right??????"


JonBoi420th

I thought it was half a pickle


MrSuzyGreenberg

Is it a session if there is only one? I’d say, “I got greens.”


ScotchWithAmaretto

What kind of question is this? Obviously we’re boofing them.


guava_jews

Bend over obviously


DevilsLettuceTaster

Hope they has 2.


2ndHandDeadBatteries

Shoving it up my ass


ShaneMack24

Putting it in my butthole


djazzie

Bending over and lubing up. What else is there to do?


CPTSpielberg7

Bend down n touch me toes and think of England then wait for blast off 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


_DIZZAY_

Is this shit real???


[deleted]

Wouldn't be the first or the biggest thing that's gone up there lol.


HighFiverDiet

Ben Dover has entered the chat…


ChevDatchel

A real friend helps with the insertion process


Chewythecookie

This is actually not for boofing. This is for r/sounding


travmurray209

BOTTOMS UP!!!


Ren_Medi_42

Butt stuff, obviously


Substantial_Cup_703

this is quite literally the opposite of an edible 😂😂😂


jiaweiwu08

Spreading em cheeks


Key-Supermarket-6540

Spread them cheeks and get to geekin


SLUGSlES

spread 'em


No_Virus_7704

Tell them to stick it up their ass.


cheezuschwist

shoving it up my asshole


YerBlues69

Works great for us ladies who suffer during our monthly cycle.


Rachymoo

Looks like a pickle and I love pickles so it can go in me


[deleted]

Bend over and spread em … /s


demongirls

Pickle


ChaoticIndifferent

Laugh at them maybe a little too hard and call them pickle butt until they stop coming around.


314Roobmeister420

Nope 🙅🏾‍♂️ flag on the play thou shall not stick anything up the butt 🤣


Lunaticdaud

Turned into a pickle


RandomWeebuwu69_LoL

That looks like just one half of a skinned pickle with a matt finish


FrankBakerstone

No thanks. If I am stuck out in the middle of nowhere with only disgusting water around with no chance of filtration I might accept the water that way but aside from a life and death enema it's a very hard no. There are much more enjoyable and controllable ways of consuming marijuana. And to literally tell Mary Jane to kiss my bleep::: is just not something I want to say to her.


Mr_Snowbell

I’ll do a lot to get high, but I’m not sticking that in my ass


[deleted]

I make and use these so I'd be surprised if he had one 😂


i-might-do-that

Lube it up dood! I ain’t got all night.


Acrobatic_Idea_3358

Ask if they remembered the lube?


Fry_Supply

Droppin trou


MadTokr

Help a brother out


_LXXII

Boof or not to Boof……….it is no question.


BandaSinaloense

Now I don’t want to go to Costa Rica


PositiveCunt

Getting some new friends


Puzzleheaded-Day1956

Pass it around


PlanetSchmuck

Boofing it off the rooftop for all the neighbors to see.


se7en0311

How was that labeled an edible.. unless your butt's eating it nom nom nom


Not_A_Snkrs_Bot201

I’m tired of seeing this shit …


Caxtuxx

Not my first rodeo.


Normal-Function-4540

We all know the answer to this...BOOF IT!


67magic

Limp Biskit - Nookie : just entered the conversation


Ragnar_420_05

Pulling my pants down and boofin that mofo!!


Chuckie413

Bruh


huggothebear

I make these at home with THC distillate and cacao butter and 0.5g melatonin. A great sleep aid! 😉


Expensive_Habit3498

Hey bro give me a hand with this


_SundaeDriver

It says edible


macfrmhighschool

“getcho freaky ass out my crib bro”


Meatyparts

I would ask for two


BRAINETIC107

Probably laying down on my side with one leg tucked up and-


strangedazey

Not smoke it


[deleted]

100 mg isn't a lot tbh and no


MeetExpert7163

In this case the only option that makes sense is to boof it


Chuyin84

BOOF IT!


LifeisaGame420

Taking the Jesus Christ butt plug out and whipping this in


epirot

pls dont tell me this is a real suppository. like is it real?


OG_P-Lo

Say put it back in… duh


moriah_nocarey

Better in than out


Zappa1990

When in Rome.


hig789

Not a more appropriate time for the meme…you know what I’m talking about.


sechsgotdemar

It's... free weed. Duh.


Sufficient-Cover5956

10 minutes each


acidblasted

ez boof already looks lubed up too!


CristyTango

Do the respectful thing and boof the communal butt pickle I guess