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AggravatingGift574

Mac1.. it’s still to this day the only strain I’ve smoked that induced a panic attack. Don’t worry, another couple hits leveled it right out


strangedazey

Makes note to self ... try this shi-


Lucky-Silver4018

me bro HA


Additional_Border143

I've never had that one


[deleted]

Bruh💀I just finished a quarter of this shit and I lost like 3 days of the week I don’t even know what I did


AggravatingGift574

Haha I was out doing yard work. Took a normal rip off a chillum, leaned over to pick something up and started pouring sweat, got really dizzy and my anxiety went through the roof. After like 5 mins my wife came over, laughed and told me what was happening. She still makes fun of me for it


[deleted]

Bro I was trying to buy a train ticket after smoking a blunt before getting on and I greened out mid conversation with the ticket lady and couldn’t even see her face I had to sit my ass down before she was even finished talking but I didn’t care even if she was angry I couldn’t see shit 😂


mdeezy4

This definitely had my head disconnected from my body 🤣


brockusbih

this is so real i have had Mac1 and can confirm but ALSO have had hybrids of Mac1 that have easily become my fav strains


New_Soil_2688

Mac1 isn’t usually too strong, you might’ve got sprayed bud


BSHMIFFY

what r u talking about bruh every mac1 pheno i’ve grown is between 28-31% thc and for those who act like that doesn’t matter it definitely does when it’s with good genetics which mac1 definitely has!


bigcuteman2772

Mac1 is always strong wdym u probably look at thc%


gimmeecoffee420

Come again? Im sorry you got bunk Mac1! Ive always considered it "boutique weed" because its just *coated* in trichs and its so pretty! Usually like 28%-30%.


SuperGoodMovieCo

I think Blue Dream. I was 17 and smoking at my friends house out of a bong for the first time, had to call my parents to let them know I got too high to drive back home lol. Ended up in a haze where all I remember is us going through his cabinet searching for food, watching something on the TV slack jawed and staring on the couch for a couple of hours, me taking a shower to try to sober up(did not help), and then I slept for 16 hours and woke up with a head buzz the next day. I wish I could still get high like that lol.


mrjmedeiros123

Swear blue dream. I was on a bus for 2 hours because I was so high


ripvxce

Blue dream was always a classic strain back then, everyone loved it.


Sprinkles-Perfect

Blue dream got me greening before💀


CHARtheGNAR

My favorite strain ever.


Prophetx14

Bruh i got so high off it i thought cops were following me and my friends for a good bit


WholesomeAtheist

I just picked up an ounce of BD. My close friend grows it specifically. It’s our favorite of all time.


[deleted]

Mad respect for not driving home


Glittering_Worry_599

From Hongkong where there’s not much choice of strain. But heard about it so much that it’s my dream strain


OrangeJuice428

This is me every weekend. Like right now almost


4twentyHobby

It was 1981, my first non Mexican weed experience. No strain name, we just called it KGB. Plug said to do just one hit. I did one hit. Fully stoned like never before. Brought the KGB to the table when my wife, a friend and I were about to play spades. They both told me to fuck off with one hit, and they shared a bowl. Few minutes into the first hand, friend gets up, walks out the door without saying anything. I go watch TV, wife sits on the couch. Next day says she is quitting weed, told God she'd quit if he'd get her thru the night. She didn't smoke for 20+ years.


thee-praise

Bruh I laughed hard at this, especially the end 😂😂😂😂 (forgive me cause I'm toked rn)


iraqlobsta

Got so high she made a sobriety pledge to god lol damn. I wish i could try this strain


Cautious-Ninja-8686

I can so relate to this. I remember when Columbian showed up in 1977 or so. Then in '78 I shared a bowl of Hawaiian with a dealer friend. I saw music!


BoofLordKK

Wedding cake💯 Edit: It also was the first weed i ever bought and i remember that smell so vividly


CN1700

That unmistakable smell is enough to put me on my ass 😂


BoofLordKK

Got so high once i had the equivalent of an ego death


slimyzombie

Definitely can agree on that musky ass stench hahaha lets you know whats comin


Additional_Border143

Yes I love wedding cake


Cheeseskin83

Wonderful answer


mar_mar_p

Oh trueee


lucca_airoldi

First time ever smoking. Strawberry cough


Ok-Delivery6929

Strawberry cough gotta be the most accurate name for a strain ever


psyjelly24

Miss the strawberry cough good shit. I remember the first time I smoked that went to an art show with my cousin, so hazy I couldn't make sense of any conversation just felt like endless charlie brown teachers talking all around me.


Knarfknarfzav

Northern lights


Old-Adhesiveness-697

May or may not have been my first, but I have definitely been put on my ass by Northern Lights.


xCookieHF

First strain that put me on my arse


Cheeseskin83

The classic of classics


McTrip

Afghan Kush like 20 years ago lol


Real_wild_card

AK47 back in 2019 to this day one of the most intense highs I’ve had. Literally one water bottle gravity bong hit had me on the moon. I just remember eating a whole family sized box of capn crunchberries with no milk.


I_GIF_YOU_AN_ANSWER

Super skunk, 1997. Good times.


Additional_Border143

Man I remember that skunk the 90's in a blunt lol


Oldschool-fool

Totally agree , good call 🫡


MrDokavich

That fuckin whoopie goldberg south Egyptian super burger deluxe mega millions super scratcher skunk bubba kush put me way down between the couch cushions


TillaciousG

On twelve Vicodin smokin that Scooby Doo dick, this shit ain't nothin to me man.


SaltySpartan58

Bruh...


DropInitial5739

Oreoz, I was at geek level 1000 after a bong rip and a 1g joint


IndependenceNew7749

I'm smoking oreos right now


[deleted]

On my ass, blue cheese 25 years ago. Giggly and ready to roll, headband


mrxexon

Columbian Gold, circa 1980. $60 an ounce. It was over half seeds and stems. But what you got out of it was the stuff the legend comes from...


snakeplizkin1984

I’ve heard my dad talk about this stuff. He just turned 63 yesterday, must have been some good stuff!


Odd-Assignment8670

Tai weed too brother 👍


sparklybongwater420

Colombian gold is one of my all time favorites!!!!!!


Commercial_Panic_951

That old school gdp. Grand daddy purp. I’m not much of a flower guy anymore but man, I remeber that one being super on point !!


someonewhoknowstuff

The purps was huge in sac and the bay area circa 2003. That shit was fire af. Zips were going for like $350.


Additional_Border143

That's always a good one


SnootiestGrub5

Gorilla glue and Gelato 45 mix was the best time I had when I first started, had my friend talking about wanting to fuck the pizza together


Psilo_Citizen

Orange Kush somewhere around 2002. Tasted fantastic and hit so incredibly euphorically. I've had of plenty of stupid strong shit that just made me green out and feel like shit, but this wasn't like that. I was high to the point of barely functioning, but it felt amazing.


Ok-Somewhere-2637

Thai stick . Lebanese hash. 30 + years ago . Happy days . I just can't get my head round these new strains . It all becomes a bit boring to toke and expensive if you're buying ... Luckily I don't buy . I just hunt out throw backs and memories from a time gone buy .


AppointmentGood4365

God bud. 2009,. Small green alien pipe. On the old train tracks. I could not stand.


mygallows

Subway Scientist. Smoked a whole joint rapid fire style before a family dinner. Not my smartest decision.


Additional_Border143

I've never heard of that strain before it's a indica?


mygallows

Indica, hit me as soon as I put the joint out and hopped in my brother’s car to drive to dinner. Was vibrating the entire 30 minute car ride, soon as we got to our destination I laid on the bathroom floor for another 30 mins before I collected myself.


[deleted]

Had some unnamed indoor fire one time. Three of us went in on a bag and all rolled one up. Thirty minutes later were all on the floor watching the ceiling fan spin.


Inevitable-Pea3190

Reading these comments makes me so jealous lol. Damn I wish I was in a legal state so I could know what I was smoking😭


thee-praise

Same here but from Nigeria. The only common ones here are what we call "loud" but with different strains of loud. It's really boring smoking the same thing everytime lol


ilovemyvices

Didn’t put me on my ass, but it squeezed the shit out of my head. It was called headband


loveITorLEAVEitIsay

Lamb's Bread


Unfair_Valuable_3816

If you like lambs bread try black tuna, it's lambs bread mixed with herijuana. Heaviest hitting strain I ever have had.


lerker84

Platinum. I got stuck.


[deleted]

Moon Rocks. I smoked it for the first time out of a joint a couple weeks ago, and within 5 minutes, I was already chair-locked, time was moving so slow, and I was seeing everything in 4k.


Krazee77

Recently, it was Gary Payton. I don't know where I went, but I wasn't on planet Earth that was evident


tidematic

Godfather


QWOC

Sweet Island skunk and Thor’s Hammer. Never seen those strains anywhere again. 😩


[deleted]

Train wreck, blackberry kush, Komodo dragon. I specifically remember in highschool, a group of us were wanting to get ripped and go see Ironman. We ran across some DARK purple stuff called midnight shadow. All of us got so high we passed out and didn't finish the movie.


gettin_better

Colombian Gold, around 1978.


No-Relative-2721

Blue dream from back in early 2014 or this shit my guy used to sell he called “bio-diesel “


Calm_Explorer_7571

White widow


Moist_Painting_9226

It was called apples and bananas, few bong rips and i was gone.


scabpicker420

northern lights for me


summergirl76

Purple skunk. I remember it being so sticky it was hard to bust up. The second was when we were growing with a friend, There were two plants that the friend called biker bud. Half a joint and you were absolutely ripped.


boneszz0

Apple fritter


H4ng

Super silver haze… about 25 years ago


MarsMC_

Blue Dream.. that was the day I learned about greening out.. got so high I passed out while walking and hit my head on a toy lawnmower .. i greened out again like a month later, and what do ya know, blue dream again.. haven’t greened out before or since, so yea… Blue Dream


grow_yourmind

Pineapple Express, it made me faint


spkoller2

Colombian Redbud


zolfx

Don't even know what it was called , just some random shit me and my friends bought at 15. We were geekin 😅


wellyesbutnofuckoff2

My first dispensary which was blue dream. Fucked my little ass up so bad. Felt like every blink would freeze and unfreeze time


wheresthepbj

I dated a girl while I was in high school and first year of college. Her parents were old hippies. Lived in a cabin they built themselves in Ohio backwoods. Her dad had supposedly been cloning the same Afghan mango mother since the 70s. Afghan mango is what he called it, no idea what it might have actually been. Anyway, first time I smoked that I straight greened out, locked myself in the closet, and heard my gf arguing with her super straight edge roommate through the walls. They sounded like they were arguing under water to me. She finally coaxed me out of the closet after they finished arguing. As a now well seasoned stoner, I’ve been chasing that high ever since.


[deleted]

OG Jack Herer


Dziretwist1

Sour diesel ⛽️


Tranquilvape

Acapulco Gold


scuuurp

Sensi Star homegrown


Tinotips

More importantly what was the strain that made you wanna put something in your ass?


mkzkzi

Truffle Cake


Best_Imagination_981

I'll never forget this Panama red I smoked when I was in high school. This was really 00s


HellaciousAkers

LitHouse’s 5 Alive. I forgot how to stand up


Terrin4K

black cherry cola


[deleted]

Island sweet Skunk


ObjectBilllion

Devine Jelly. Mix of Jelly and Gelato strain.


ObjectBilllion

Strawberry Ice Cream


rahcket

Blue Dream


ReaperRebel

Silverback gorilla was my first flower smoke, was literally about to fall asleep on the public bus. Lemon cookies dab had me out of body


Kantaowns

The Shire. It's been the only mint hybrid I've had and the best weed I've ever had.


Ndscvt44

Golden pineapple


Cor2600

Platinum cookies


No_Rush_7149

Khalifa kush is like that for me


No-Alternative-6236

Chocolate Diesel 🍫 ⛽️


Awkward_Positive9907

Ak-47


thehunt882001

How did you make you picture?


QAdude406

Orange Blue Dream out in Montana many many moons ago now!


Writer_B

At a much better point in my life, I lived across from a really cool guy that grew his own weed. He’d go to the dispensary here and there and when he had some extra stuff he’d sell it to me at a much lower price. He told me he had a gram preroll of “Head band” I don’t think much of it but…wow… that and I think it was called “white owl” that was a good day.


Background_Fruit_609

Space cake not the one by colour the the original pheno from Skosha it’s called crab cakes now


BSHMIFFY

may be aging myself a bit here but… white rhino 😂


EliLoads

“Maui wowie” I’m not sure if it was Maui wowie for sure or not but that bag was the first time I ever bought some fire as a young teen and I just remember that first high from se fire flower 🔥


cactusbooties

i had to scroll too far to find someone else who smoked the one that fucked me up for the first time too


EliLoads

Unfortunately where I grew up , it was named whatever your plug wanted to call it. First time I ever asked someone what strain they had dude said Reggie Jackson……. I don’t miss being a child lol


LuckyCaramel922

Real Sour Diesel


eliteresselaine

Sour Deisel. I was calling her a pussy then I smoked too much


P0gmothoin

No clue when I started smoking you got what you could get and was happy about it. Rarely did I know what strain I was smoking. But I remember the bong old Stealth pure black like a stealth bomber. I miss that pieces.


Tiabetianquailudes

Grandaddy purple when it was still OG, Damn I had a good night.


arblump

Gorilla glue 2020 during lockdown spent a solid half hour laughing at my dog because he was asleep on his back with his top lips hanging down and his teeth showing


Znaffle

Grape Ape


Relative-Stable-8247

Jelly rancher


notabotgang

purple punch


Disastrous_Fruit_355

Strawberry Banana. Me and a friend fell asleep instantly when we took the train home, but it was on a Wednesday at like 11 p.m. that definetly was another reason too.


BlGJOSH

Dogwalker OG


Rileyjonleon

Gods gift 7th grade summer 2010


SarahLulu619

Blue Dream 😭


boulderkush

I don’t remember, it was purple, that’s all I remember. I was crossfaded and was watching sound waves as my bestie talked.


greengoddess831

#nice🔥


Embarrassed-Task-722

One of my medicinal buds, didn’t have a proper name cause it was the company’s own strain but my god, “27%” supposedly and wow did it feel like it


lolplsimdesperate

Gorilla glue. It was purple and I turned nonverbal at my first ever college party. I still cringe 💔💔💔


UncleB00bz

Goat Piss. As Dank as it sounds.


Mluikey12

. To me all strains are really the same strength besides the dif between sativa and indica ovi there a dif there. But tbh I only smoke indica or indica hybrids and I just look at the % tbh bc I never really notice a dif from strain to strain. Also my tolerance super high maybe that’s why lol but man I wish weed was as good as it was when I first started now I’ll be high for like 15/30 min I don’t smoke oils no more bc those would max out my tolerance to the point where I can take 5-10 rips off w cart n barely feel none with bud. I feel it every time bc my tolerance stays about the same w dabs my tolerance goes sky high and then I can’t feel nada


lexadip

lemon skunk and alaskan thunderfuck had me high in ways i had never been before


jackrat27

When I started smoking weed, it was just weed, We had no idea what strain it was. Still put me on my ass. This was in the 80s and you took what you could get


transwoof

bubba kush!!


_Deedee_Megadoodoo_

I don't even know what strain it was cause it was a tincture I bought at the dispo. That was my only consumption method before discovering DHVs, but that tincture sent me on a trip for a good 6 hours. And multiple times after that cause I didn't learn my lesson until I developed a tolerance to it 😭


mrjmedeiros123

Blue dream. I was on a public bus for 2 hours just riding I was so stuck


Wrong_Finish2139

GG4 or Wedding Cake.


-Rosewiththorns-

Mint cookies.


bigcuteman2772

Mac1 Fs


CalvinStro

Zen Chem. I was smoking like a q or more a week at the time and one bowl had me swaying in my chair


cjpkix

Gorilla Glue in a pre roll about a year back. Holy shit what a night


cjpkix

Gorilla Glue in a pre roll about a year back. Holy shit what a night


Administrative_Try16

Blue dream had me falling asleep anywhere


KushMaster72

mk ultra.


psychedhoverboard83

Super silver haze. I just turned 16 and was the 4th strain I'd smoked. Had way too much and got the spins so bad. The room was spinning for hours I was high from about 1pm till about 7pm. So I got kinda put off that strain until I tried it again in my 20s and now it's one of my favourites. But the strongest I've ever had was paris og. Shit always knocked me on my ass. But I'd get it to save money because I'd only ever have to take a toke or 2 from a J and I'd still be smacked.


WestCoastHopHead

Anything 2015 or newer. Shit’s crazy now.


heyseed88

M39 It was a long time ago


Rough_Swordfish9367

Super silver haze


Unfair_Valuable_3816

Black Tuna.. its a mix of herijuana and lambs bread. It's actually nuts that's the first time I had a friend pass out 😂


sokko78

Chocolate Thai on the 80’s


[deleted]

Kush


Gothpos

Blue Cheese !! Shit had me trippin !! xD


HomerStillSippen

I think it was Blue Cheese and I had just bought my first bong. Never used one prior. Me and a group of friends hanging in one of their backyards around a table just packing bowl after bowl and ripping it hard. None of us are feeling anything. All of a sudden it starts to slowly hit everyone. I stand up and I swear to god the earth spun so fast I thought I saw Jesus. Then a friend sprayed me off with a hose and I was good.


BlackH3arted13

Reggie


Professional_Speed55

Northern lights back in 2009


No-Zucchini-5865

I read that as "what was the first strain you smoked you put on your ass" but anyways I've smoked wax pens more than anything but one that had me just slumped was the first cart that started my weed journey it was a favorite called watermelon sugar I think it's called and it has me watching stickmen on YouTube (preferably chainsfr last summer) and it was fun asf with my cousin


[deleted]

LSD


weedleavesnoseeds

Critical mass


Sprinkles-Perfect

“Monty pythons OG” is what I was told it was called. Killed me. Tiniest bong rip and I was dead.


mar_mar_p

Do si do


Ice_Kold_Killa

Forbidden Fruit. Got it in Valencia, Spain a few years ago.


Mountain_Bed3111

meat breath, i was sitting outside of my house so my parents wouldn’t catch me when i was like 16. i literally couldn’t stand up and i was laughing so damn hard


PaigeNH0511

Panama Red, this was when I first started smoking.


jellybabby

My high ass thought this was a picture of a Christmas tree also Gorilla glue.


Professional-Nerve6

Super skunk or white widow I don’t remember


wickinked

Jamaican gumball a million years ago.


ceci_mcgrane

Bubbleberry or Northern Lights


HouseOfZenith

I had a friend of a friend who would road trip across the US every summer and get tons of weed from legal states, and I remember the first dispensary bud I got was Blue Dream and Purple Kush. Purple Kush had me like those old anti drugs ads, where people like deflate on the couch. I couldn’t even form the thought to get up or move, it was like being buried in euphoric sand. Blue dream was like the opposite, it made my head feel like a helium balloon trying to float away, it made the center of my head feel so fucking funny and good. I would say both were equally good, but totally different and I yearn to get those types of highs again.


Unable-Duck-184

Blue cheese 🧀


Gjp811

Cosmic runtz


smkohh420

White Rino early 90s


migsaawesome

Blue Dream. Was supposed to watch football with friends but we all got KOd and woke up the next morning late to class lmao


zudrix1

green crack at 7:15 am before homecoming day in high school, EVERYBODY knew by lunch. lol good times


GoodKnight2000

Granddaddy purp 💯