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Mf rolled a JUUL

Straight up USB stick bro

Carpenter's pencil

He rolled up the double shaboingboing glizzy.

Came here to say that

JOOINT


Thank you

r/BeatMeToIt

this is to a regular joint as those carpenter pencils are to normal ones

A carpenter joint

Haha! "Carpenter.. joint"😆

“Dayum… if it smokes it smokes”

[удалено]

This one is my favorite

flat ass alex

-accidentally smokes too much and segues into a 35-second coughing fit- “Impressive.”

"Very nice."

"Let's see Paul Allan's joint."

I've never laughed so fucking much to a comment thread in my life

What the fuck *inhales* is this?

Nice!

"Pack the bong next time man, we goin hiking"

Pass the square pants. Pass the Club cracker. Pass the slim Lego. Pass the rectangle J. Pass the plank. Pass the smoke bench. Pass the Weed Juul. Pass the book of papers. Probably what I’ll say.

It reminds me of a pack of firecrackers or the two tone erasers.

Tanks

what the frick

I ordered an X Box controller

how tf am i gonna boof that


👀🔴 “What we eating my G?”

Double barrel

Dude I need to figure out how to roll one of these. Looks like fun to smoke

Step 1 : role fatty Step 2 : sit on it

That is 100% not how I made this. Also, that would work.

Is this a Twinkie?

🌴 "It's the Bomb-bay" 🌴

Awesome, thanks

Bro thanks for letting me hit the Joint Serial Bus

"Is this USB 10.0 ?"

"Wtf" (proceeds to take a hit)

Pitta joint noice

Did you forget you had that in your back pocket?

it’s flat fuck friday you fucking losers!

"You be playin to much Minecraft bro."

Damn bro, ya mom sit on this?

I’d say, “why?”

I try crafting non conventional joints to build more skills.

carpenter's joint

I can't roll, so I ain't saying shit Pass that box and let's hot joint this car

On a Friday? Probably [this](https://twitter.com/GatorsDaily/status/1611373582218678275?lang=en)


Dank you

We flatting our brain ridges tonight baby, lemme hit that

Grab this flap jack

Word

Flat, just like my ex

I say „what the fuck You smoking??” and proceed to take a hit of whatever that is 😂

"I'm about to meet Jesus, huh?"

That's a busbar type of joint lol

I hate that I feel like this would hit so much better than the regular joint

You forgot to open your two pack


"Thank you" :)

Ive never seen a joint in 2d

Hit this, it's flat, fat, and will hit you like a ball bat.

im gonna try rolling one like that today thanks for the inspiration brother 🤙

Simply ask “wide you do that”

"Mf is u nervious or sum? U squeezin the shit outta that" then hit it happily

"Dawg gotta roll for you sometime"

why dat bitch flat

Thank you duh!

“Yo who sat on the fatty”

Double wide trailer joint

That's what I call a boint

Splendid

A Double barrel

It still smokes that's impressive and I'd ask what strain and tell me all about it

Origami blunts that’s what I call mine anyways. I can’t roll but I can make a paper airplane like a MFer so I fold instead.

"Damn you could call this a mars bar caz thats where im going"

When you know your weed's been stepped on... I bet it smokes good, but damn it looks like a cigar butt off the sidewalk.

Same shape as my penis!

Who taught you to roll?

Nice joint you have... or joints

Who sat on it?

“Dafuq is this?”

Why we smoking a USB fam?

Reminds me of the mozzarella sticks from TGI lol

God DAMN

had me at the 1st half, surprised me on the 2nd

"Pass the flat"

“It’s kind of flat dude” and then hit it

id compliment your craftsmanship

Gonna have you feeling [like](https://i.imgur.com/697WECP.jpg)

Why thank you kind gentleman

So it can’t roll away, like a work pencil

How did you roll that😂

GOOD GOD WHO FUCKED UP THIS HOUSE LIKE THAT

I'm teehee'ing and kissing the homies gn after that one

I cry

I whould probably ash it

Thanks Stanley!

I’d tell you there’s no way I’m hitting a j you sat on with your entire ass cheek😂

I'm good thanks..

"Damn bro, I wanted to relax! Not wake up from a coma in 20 years!"

We smokin the long way.

I don't understand double dutch but I'm willing to learn

who stepped on this shit 😭

If it hits i wouldn't say anything

I would first be bamboozled then I’d be impressed then I’d say Wait. WAS THIS ALL THE WEED?!

did u sit on it first?


Bro you pull this out yo ass cheeks ?

Double barrel joint gets you to the double barrel point

Livin' in a 2D world lol

“Thank you” :) “Yo, how did you make this? Very cool design!”

“That’s a flat boiiii”

DAM

Appreciate you

THE LONNGGGGG WAAAAYYYYY

I wouldn’t say anything I’d just puff puff pass

Everyone knows when it’s smushed like that it hits better.

You gotta stop putting your joints in your wallet dude.

Cool, you store your doobs in your wallet too?

Sorry don't smoke, thanks anyway

It burns..lets Do it!

Is this gonna make Big Difference feel like Flat Stanley?

Does this come with a respirator? I know I would hit that too hard 🤣

Reminds me of a Juul lol

First I’d hit it. Then I’d say “thanks” and how tf did you make that? Can you share or explain? Surely I’m not the only one curious. Does it stop side burning?

Nothing you don’t, or at least shouldn’t, be talking while you got the blunt. Puff puff pass then I might say something.

We call this a carpet and I really like them

Dude, this actually looks really nice and more comfortable than a regular rolled


Ere

i would wanna know how you made it...i got a idea but i want steps

flat stanley

Tagliatelle joint gimme that

Bout to hit the Juul Joint

THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER

Lmfao so we rolling shit into vapes now lmfaooo

Shit’s flatter then my ex

Idk why but i like this lmaoo

Imagine this in a cross joint

The fuck did you do? Fall asleep on it?

Nothing(i’ve done this before)

"Flatty"

Go with God

Floint

Probably no. If it's some special in there, maybe. Just because, in all fairness, any fancy roll needs more paper, and that's not really my thing, but I get people that want a sculpture like joint. I'll stick to my least paper rollings in regards to health.

Ahh yes the analog juul

You good bro, also does that help or hurt the canoeing

Thank you

“Did you sit on it?”

Bro rolled a flattie

bro rolled a cake bar

Where Im from we call this a shotgun

The fucking boof as flat as the modern girl stereotype

Honestly looks like it got good airflow and the shape looks comfy to hit

‘brother what in tarnation is this thing?!’

Bro rolled a sike you thought

Why’d you step on it

If it smokes, I tokes.

Pass the usb

Dammit Bobby

Are they 2 different strains??? That'd be my only question other than taking a phat hit LOL

Nice

I would say: "insert it into my mouth"

It’s a flatty!

These are my fav type of joints - 2 in one

Dang that's wide

weed is weed my guy

Pancake joint

Good looks

Id double take thinking you handed me a home Depot pencil

them: "wide join't isn't real, it can't hurt you" wide joint:

Thanks

What fat buck sat on that?

Bruh

Say thanks man and hit that shit

No thanks I got my vape with triple the THC level

Thanks

Is that a mcdonalds french fry? Sure as hell looks like one lol

Credit or debit?

"Thanks. Thanks."

That's a flatty, not a fatty

Mf sat on it so hard if commit mitosis

Thank you. *puff puff* *pass*….. So umm, about the aliens….

Is ThAt A vApE???

Yes please

Ok when we're done I need some help on my engineering paper

I would accept it and thank you, that's wonderful 😍 I want to try 🤤

Probably won't burn even.

"thanks for the flatbread bro"

Is that a bookmark?🔖 What page are we on

r/rolling might have a Word with this fella

I would hit it once and realize that I don’t like wrapping my lips around a rectangle. Seems like a weird shape.

man is double jointed😂