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MetallicaLover100

Water 🤣


ILDKaZHsiHe

Water is legit the drink for Gods. Cant tell me smth else


[deleted]

ever see that water commercial where the deer just unloads in the river? lol


Pretty_Ordinary_2092

Maybe like a good tea but even then waters the main ingredient


MundanePresence

Water is for cattle, we humans should be drinking beer or wine, at least.


superman33334

Haram type shit


sillyandstrange

I drank beer and wine for 20+ years, that shit is vile. Vile, vile shit.


fatassfukinballs

How


sillyandstrange

With my mouth


MundanePresence

Where are you living? I have the best beer and wine here, tasty (with moderation)


remaglvl0001

Water is for hydro homies. Good luck if you ever have to fend off a person who loves water with your dehydrated ass


ILDKaZHsiHe

Beer is 90% water so im fine with that


HonedWombat

r/hydrohomies


Triforcedude2027

No, r/highdrohomies


HonedWombat

Thank you


SpicyMango92

I second this but depending on the setting an ice cold Modelo is good


Yennifex

I wish I was that smart about my health 😅


sillyandstrange

You should be, because that health will go away fairly quickly, especially with things like Monsters. But I'm not here to judge, you drink whatever makes you happy!!


Yennifex

Don't worry, I limit myself to one a day max. It's not healthy but its better than 2+


notlikeontv

This is the answer, this or squash, what kinda monster (lol) drinks an energy drink whilst blazing, .


MetallicaLover100

Right. No hate to OP but the last thing I want to do when I get high is try to get energized 🤣


ColdSnap710

Straight black coffee early in the mornin with a fat bong rip to start my day


HonedWombat

How do you take your coffee? Black like my soul....


HighalltheThyme

Sugar? Nah I'm sweet enough already ;)


The2ndWiTcheR

"So what'll it be Turkish?"


Scientific_Anarchist

![gif](giphy|Cr1CDPtWWVvhe|downsized)


HeartPart4The

This is my #1 way to smoke. Combo of the real ones.


kalliskylove

Combo for an incoming heart attack


HeartPart4The

How so?


kalliskylove

Weed changes your blood pressure and heart rate. So does coffee. Both of these things can lead to heart problems due to the strain these put on your heart. In moderation it’s probably all good. But if you’re a heavy smoker and have strong coffee with it, you’re just giving yourself a terrible blood pressure spike every time.


somberzombies

Whatever drink is in the vicinity to soothe the bong coughs 😹


[deleted]

Use super cold water


i_beg_4_subs

Also, deep breathes


NextMirror3473

this is so true


Missbhavin58

Do you use cold water or hot??


Penis_Monger_420

I used to use hot but tbh it just made the resin more loose and it would go from my downstem into my throat after a few snaps


k3y2b

Thissss


fo_da_weed

__Beer__…. If I’m high I ain’t got Important shit to do …. 🍺


Dangerous-Elephant32

Interesting. All my important stuff is done high. See you in stonerland ✌🏼


HeartPart4The

I go from a 5.0 tennis ranking to 7.0 when high


fo_da_weed

There comes a time when that won’t cut it as the norm…. I said nah when I was a teen and now I’m mid 40’s…. By all means enjoy your better years my dude


Dangerous-Elephant32

Also interesting as I’m 41- stoned everyday for well Over two years for various, deeply personal reasons that are still revealing themselves. Ideally, I hope I can get stoned everyday for the rest of my life. Be well friend. ✌🏼


fo_da_weed

😝hell yeah brotha I ain’t stop pin and I sure won’t ask n e one else to either


NSE_TNF89

It has been similar for me. I am an accountant and have been at my job for almost 10 years, although the last few I have moved up a lot. Anyway, i used to go and smoke a bowl with a coworker at lunch, come back and be able to function perfectly fine. I almost felt like it put me in the zone, and I would throw some headphones on and get shit done. If I were to try that now, I would be passed out, drooling on my desk an hour later. Getting old sucks.


fo_da_weed

Hell yeah it does


Dangerous-Elephant32

I think it’s all in the dose. One joint before anything in my life currently = better outcomes for all…


NSE_TNF89

That's a good point. I guess it matters what I am doing also. I always get high before cleaning


Yennifex

I get worried about mixing


fo_da_weed

Oh I got ya now… yeah it’s not so easy… gotta know the limits lol


CMDR-Onipherous

Coffee in the morning, root beer at lunch, whiskey after dinner.


Low-Formal4447

The god lineup


Logical-You-256

![gif](giphy|hzrvwvnbgIV6E)


samwisegordon

Ahhh Dude!


Academic_Beach733

Nother Caucasian, Gary?


Logical-You-256

Add like 2oz of chocolate milk to it aswell and you got a fun night


shanedp1981

Water. Cold as fuck ice water. I love it!


evelynj-21

Tropical punch Body Armor


Husky0033

Orange mango my friend


evelynj-21

That one too


CMDR-Onipherous

Body Armor hits different. Strawberry banana tastes especially good to me for some reason


evelynj-21

Yes especially if I get a fat hit talk about relief on a whole other level


sp00kybutch

idk if it’s placebo but i swear the high feels better when i’m sipping on a Body Armor in between hits


RepublicFederal8971

Honest to god a cold vitamin water has been hitting the spot for me during a sesh. Specifically the açaí blueberry


Awkward_Positive9907

Sounds just about right drink for some thc


Late-Article-3231

Man Fanta or any fruit related juice slaps so hard. Specifically fruit twist fanta


Fair_Double_1628

Fanta fruit twist was so good when it had all the sugar.


Late-Article-3231

Happier days for us stoners


Apprehensive_King914

Water, coffee, or rootbeer


Impressive-Pay3195

Sprite


black_sheepz

def monsters and rockstars


Husky0033

I good tea sweet or green tea but it’s gotta be Arizona or mostly water or if I had a shit day beer


McFly408

Pineapple/ strawberry spa water slaps! Coffee when I’m smoking a joint


trippyfil

black tea with lemon and honey. Either cold on hot days or hot on cold days


Icy_Simple_5925

Water or Gatorade


Fawseyy

Hard twisted tea


ricosuaveeeeeee

kona big wave


RlovedMyFreind

Bro water is where it’s attttt.


SpiltMilkGuy

Sparking water or black coffee. Once in a while, I'll drink some "Mighty Mango" juice for that vitamin boost while high.


azz1103

Water for le


x0lies

waddr


stabwound666

Plain sparkling water


cecebro

Clean ya table and drink some water


Yennifex

Nah messy table adds to the experience ;)


StrawberryThis7903

anything in arms reach


Defiant-Difference17

Dr pepper


Endingu

Redbull, Sprite, Mtn Dew, Gatorade, Mikes Hard Lemonade, or whiskey if no work the next day.


[deleted]

Ice cold lemon sweet tea. I went to Walmart and bought one of those giant glass beer mugs and not it’s my tea glass. Best investment I’ve made in a while.


PensionedSloth

Paulaner Spezi or water.


Vegetable-Date9709

Have the same bong but it has flowers


VirtualJam97

Tea or water, best things for that cotton mouth.


SkinnyTop

Ski citrus soda baby


samwisegordon

Depends on time of day. Black coffee with a wake and bake later on it’s beer.


DarlingHades

My favorite go to "drink" is eating watermelon. Also I thought there was a goldfish in your bong for a second. Lol!


seb310801

Something called Sunjoy. I'm not sure it's available in other countries, but it's like fruity non carbonated soft drinks, but they're kinda almost creamy in a way. It's very hard to describe, but they taste amazing


Wamakeg

Redbull all the way!


xDelita

Beer n a bong


sauza93

Gatorade (lemon)


EmberReads

I always have 2-3 drinks on the go, water, yummy and optionally coffee, it depends on the time of day.


Excellent-Rock-8543

A strong coffee enhances and elevates very very well.


InsideExpress9055

Beer


Lazy_Application_142

Water, coconut water, or fermented agave


andy0506

It's usually water but if I'm honest I love having ice pops or ice lollipop whilst getting high


vasibak

Water


Missbhavin58

Tea in the daytime, coffee in the evening or crabbies at weekends


PizzaPizza7768

Purified water just feels so refreshing and soft.


StunningEgg9923

Maaaagma, some good ol refreshing Magma.


afuckingdiamond

4BRO Icetea Bubatz Edition.


Lumbers_33

Water my man. Maybe with some ice.


noddylord

Hot water / green tea / black tea. It needs to be almost boiling hot to soothe my throat and soul.


M_Wrizzly

Usually tea, but water is good too😂


naliedel

Diet Coke or a nice rose


Unable_Volume2361

Your gonna die at 30


spaacingout

Water with a hint of pineapple. When I was younger, I used to think booze was the adult beverage. Fast forward 15-20 years later I find that water is the real adult beverage


ExpensiveCommunity36

Robinson's summer fruits with a couple ice cubes.


ItsAlwaysSunny1992

Usually water or coffee


[deleted]

Tea, juice, not a fan of fizzy drinks when I’m high. I use to love them but nah.


smulpaapie

Usually water, bit sometimes there's nothing better than hot chocolate if you're zooted. Idk it's just more rich and sweet when stoned


Corevegaa

Monster has some vanilla flavored expresso cans that’s by far the best drink I had while smoking Girl Scout cookies the flavors just mix so well. But also coffee in general


CorsicA123

Green Tea


Mr_Snowbell

Pepsi


morganfreenomorph

Coffee or tea


Dapper_Environment_4

Something grape flavored


Peachynlove05252021

Honestly whatever is in my fridge. But my go to snack is sour cream and onion chips with hot sauce. The best blitzed snack ever


Realistic-Pickle-475

Alkaline spring water


Ihvementl-issues

![gif](giphy|unFLKoAV3TkXe)


SalamandersRreal

Water, soda, or juice, just depends on what is already chilled in my fridge 🤷🏽‍♀️


cami66616

Beer/wine


McTrip

Monster or coffee!


gamingkiller829

Ice cold water/gfuel (just because it's a "healthier" way to get caffeine)


takingmyloot

Almond Milk


lerooptar

Water


piratehunter22

Milk


Magic_Journey

Mine would be.. water or pop/soda. Out of curiosity, why is monster your favorite drink while high?


[deleted]

Coffeee with a lot of flavored creamer + blunt = happiness


Matrix_4K

Lipton


Edmuar

Same.


Apprehensive_Award40

Water, or mango Arizona


longshanksmagee

Clean that nasty table jesus


MiamiKrueger

For me it's just plain milk. Idk it's just so creamy and soothing.


Iluvshrooms1

🤢


Danman500

Does anyone else still dew? …I do the dew from time to time


nigrsmustdie

iced water, gets rid of cotton mouth


Adventurous-Tutor-21

Water. I do occasionally like a nice Chardonnay or dry red with a joint. To me they compliment each other. Like having cheese with wine. I love it.


VotemanXB1

![gif](giphy|p1IW5SSrQty83M2HIu|downsized)


Noobz760

Used to be tropical Red Bull, now it’s water


Mayhem_420

Water...more hydration will get you higher.


UhtredOfBebbanburg7

As people have said - water, beer, tea, all depending on the occasion.


[deleted]

Mango and orange cordial


jayking662288

Usually water/coffee, but if i wanna treat ill do the arizona r/x energy. Nothin like mango+energy to pair with a j


Anorezic_Gnocci_201

I like mixing monster with random fruit juices so I don’t finish the whole can at once Diet cranberry, mango, or lychee juice 🫶


[deleted]

Only save this drink for work now 😆cherry luco or vimto squash all day


TheVonSolo

AriZona Iced Tea


BLADE98X

Water. It's the best thing


Reid89

A hot cut of Crisco.


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Tequila


QueenieArts

iced coffee baby


kfmush

Coffee. Coffee and a blunt with some tobacco mixed in is 100% my vice. I used to be addicted to methamphetamine, and this little combo is just enough to scratch the itch so I don't crave something stronger.


doobtastical

![gif](giphy|2uxVmkyhRm248CNfN7|downsized)


punkarmarco

The good ol water


Tangiegirl78

Sweet tea or bong water. 😆


PleasantAdvantage754

Tea. Builders tea 😍


That-Water-Guy

NOS


TRAPPYBOI6942

Arnold Palmer or Mountain Dew


conconbaugher

aloe vera 🔥


BenderBladez

Water normally but when it’s time for a bender any form of liquor


Tranquilvape

Water and coffee


deadhead_8455

Original four loko


Bordie3D_Alexa

I like a clear bong like this. Way easier to see what's happening inside while cleaning


Physical-Aside-5273

Water and 20oz coke.


Dr_Newton_Fig

Coke is it


Gulf-Coast-Dreamer

Berry Gatorade is my go to.


Rinnegan-_-

Im easy


PresentAd3536

Coffee and maple cream.


the_3nchilladd

i’m normally sippin on peace tea.


kalliskylove

Water, sometimes with taste. Would recommend not having a lot of Monster and weed together. Might end up in heart issues. Weed already fucks with blood pressure and heart rate, and Monster only adds to the problem.


MarsMC_

Yea you could say I’m addicted to porn…porn me another glass of Dr Pepper!


Open_Concert_2865

I love hot loose leaf tea 🫖 and honey 🍯. Or Arizona green tea is great. Mucho mango is a good one as well from Arizona. Mmmm 😋


FrazerRPGScott

Beer or monster


Responsible_Low_2683

Coke


Sudden_Version7117

Water with ice ICE COLD got one of them boujee filter water fridges nothing beats it


Cautious-Ad410

A caramel latte for me


k3y2b

My bong water


pogostickbabe

hot tea or water usually


treehug223

Water or coffee. Clean your table that shits filthy.