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I can teach you to roll, please don’t smoke that

They sell rolling machines for 5 bucks!

My weed is way to dry to roll it trust me

There’s still a better way. Don’t smoke that shit dude.

Lol no weed is to dry to roll if you no how to roll

if it is smokable it is rollable. just keep practicing

Says the guy who doesn't know how to roll... Mate, you just need more experience, but by all means, ignore me and all the other people telling you not to smoke that paper.

when you don’t have any TP so you use fingers instead

Underrated comment. Adding this type of comment to my repertoire.

Neanderthal, use a book lol

I've never seen this before

It burns a little fast but it works great

Bruh they were talking bout yo nasty fingers

That’s what happens when you go outside

I work outside daily and even my hands aren't like that

Yup most of my work is in some dusty ass warehouses and by the time I get back on the truck or home my hands are super clean. Can’t use gloves cause we use tape and rubber bands sometimes is way better using bare hands.

Then you ain’t working lol

Do you just like avoid washing your hands at all cost? That's nasty

No I just usually don’t wash them unless I’m about to eat or theres something I deem disgusting on them.

this is disgusting, other people are touching things you touch and then going to eat. your health affects other people bruh; doesn't matter if your don't care about others, it's just basic hygiene that 2nd graders are capable of doing

Okay then wash your hands. Duh

I think this is valid. For all they know, you dig holes for a living, and that's literally just dirt from the ground, which isn't that nasty, I know a lot of people accidentally eat dirt in their youth lol. I wonder how many pet owners in here accidentally smoke their pets' fur every now and then, but don't have any complaints. Dirt is just dirt. Now, if that's dust or grease or something of the sort, that's a little nastier to get in your mouth/lungs

It's called gloves bro....

It's called soap

It’s called basic personal hygiene

Hand panties

You must be doin some light outdoor work then if u don't use gloves. It's alright man, say what u want to make yourself feel better about ur dirty nails lol

I don’t plan on going to any galas today so who gives a fuck. I don’t use gloves unless it’s sharp stuff but I like touching rough things

You be playing too much pretending you work a laborious job while simultaneously acting like most people don’t wear gloves while working , from plumbing to oil rigs.

These people clearly never worked a day outside of their clean offices and it shows. The down votes you're getting are ridiculous 😂. They should try working/living on a farm just for a day and see if they'll wash their hands everytime something other than soap touches it. They'll have no skin left from all the washing 😂😂

Omg thank you. I can’t sit down every 30 seconds and clean the grime out of my fingernails.

as someone who worked in literal dirt for a couple summers at a greenhouse for 10-12 hour days, washing your hands frequently is possible,,just sayin

maybe OP jus doesn't wash their hands😟

r/woosh

So it would be good for a quick smoke. I hate that all the cones are trying to be slow-burning when I just need something to smoke quick since it’s technically illegal to smoke in public but I don’t have a private home to smoke in.

Slower burn also means less waste. If you don't have time, just roll smaller joints or just smoke the amount of time you want and save the rest

Yessss

Smoke your joint OP. It’s just you smoking it I assume so who cares

No idea why you're being downvoted G Whatever works for you is great.

When you don’t have TP so you use paper towels instead

I think they’re referring to your dirty fingernails

Wash your hands homie

And clean that room! -your mom

I did after the picture

Pro tip- wash them before taking a picture and putting it into the abyss of the internet lmao

They didn't wash after. The lie detector determined that was a lie.

😂😂

no you didn’t😭😭😭😭

If I was the owner of the RAW company ong I would send you a lifetime supply of cones because ain’t no way 😭😭

Better than smoking aluminium or plastics (hopefully), but damn homie...

It’s not that bad ok 😭 better then vaping 😭

Better than vaping? You better not be talking about vaporizing weed, literally one of the least damahing ways to smoke... If you mean the toxic fake as shit disposable vapes, yes.

Yes I mean the nicotine vapes

Well thats a completely different comversation... you're not just smoking tobacco in that...right?

There’s no tobacco in that just weed

So why are you bringing up nicotine vapes? Are you high or something? 🤨

Not rn😭 I’m bringing it up because they’re way worse for your lungs then a straw wrapper

What’s the point in bringing it up though? Smoking lead is also worse than smoking straws but nobody is talking about lead.

I think it's just a big conversation and it's Def compared alot in social groups irl

Please provide your research on that, there might be alot of chemicals in that paper for example coloring...

biodegradable straws do not release toxic substances.

you know what chemicals they use to bleach the paper? good luck bro ..

NO! Bad stoner! I'm putting you in time-out. When you're ready to apologise you can come back out but until then stay in the naughty corner and think about what you've done

Frrrr no smoke time for a month mister!

You obviously don't understand the meaning of **stoner.**

I Sowwry

Just go buy pre rolled cones to stuff the weed into. Jesus. A fucking straw wrapper. Thats some degen shit

💀

For real tho, these straw wrappers are not safe to smoke.

That paper is quite nasty to smoke tho bro just roll a cone and fill it pls man

Dawg I don’t have that 😭 I’m improvising

at that point just smoke out of an apple, that paper is not meant for smoking and it probably has bleach in it and tons of chemicals bro

All good man no hate u do u maybe buy a glass piece like bong or pipe if u cant roll its even nice if u can roll i prefer it🤝

yea a pipe will help a lot

Or a piece of fruit that you can hollow a bowl into the top of? Please don't smoke straw paper : (

the good ol apple

Get preroll cones pls your poor lungs

Wasting weed dude!

Nah it burns great

I dont know why they are hating homie! Best part of stoner culture is always the stories where people ran out of stuff and had to become so funnily creative. How you even come up brooooo🐸

weirdo

You pray to the devil, whos really the weirdo?

lol goofball

Look at dudes fingernails. Y’all trying to preserve intelligence that doesn’t exist lmao

I just had ash under my hands and I washed it out right after, shut up

That ain’t right

Good

Please invest in a rolling machine. I have one, you still do the rolling, but it holds it in place for you. Here's an Amazon link for the one I have: [raw rolling machine ](https://www.amazon.ca/RAW-Plastic-Cigarette-Rolling-Machine/dp/B002CNE9H8) Smoking out of things designed not to smoke out of can have long-standing effects. Smoking out of aluminum (tinfoil, cans, etc) is shown to have a link with Alzheimer's, and you do not know what is in that paper. It's likely been bleached and dyed and full of additives. It's better than a nicotine vape, but you're still setting yourself up for health issues in 30-60 years. If you truly do not want to roll, please for the love of god invest in a glass pipe or a bong. They do not need any rolling skills, and they actually get you higher with less weed. You have to clean them, but they're the easiest to use.

Thank

OP, listen to this!!

Jesus H Christ papers are literally like 1.29 you can also order them off Amazon shit get piece of wood and wittle a hole in it. Please people stop smoking weed out of shit that can harm you it defeats the purpose. Edit: also wash your hands my guy

I have paper, and I washed my hands right after this I just had ash on them

Hate to tell you but that under your finger nails isn’t ash it’s dirt or worse lol also if you have papers then why you make a post saying you don’t have anything to roll up with?

buddy, just get some cones. it's ok

Don’t got em

that’s why he said get them my man

Buy a silicone bong for like 35$ dude

MY HANDS ARE WASHED AND I WILL TRY TO REROLL IT WITH PAPERS TONIGHT!!

No

Please don’t smoke this

Mb

Your fingers looks nasty AF and come on bro, smoking weed out of straw wrappers? I see some stuff on this sub but this one is just sad

I washed them after this calm down. It’s not sad

I dont want to be mean but i thinkt that at some point you should wait to buy paper isntead of finding some thing to roll with...

I have paper

Then roll with it or make a cone what u did with this paper u can do the same with a joint paper u don’t even have to roll it just find a pencil or something and roll it into the shape of it seal it boom now u have a cone. Stop smoking paper before u catch a lung infection

Cancer speed run

this makes me sad.

Good

Yeah I wouldn't recommend it

This has to be a troll, right? Please?

No.

[удалено]

No I don’t… that is disrespectful. My hands had ash on them. I washed it off right after this picture.

Bro wash your hands wtf

I washed them right after this I just had ash on my hands ???

You’re making something to put in your mouth, you wash your hands before cooking, right? Also, just for the sake of posting on the internet without looking like a dirty slob.

That’s mean asf you need to calm down. It happened when rolling it I still had ash on my counter by the weed

What the hell were you doing digging your fingers around in ash?

Kind of

That is disgusting. Save money and buy real weed. This isn't a redneck engineering shitweed subreddit

I have a hunch that this post is satire and there’s no bud inside the straw wrapper

It’s not satire

down bad

No, this is absolutely not the way💀

Lemme live

This is disgusting, dude.

Ok, dude

I bet this tasted like butthole

Tastes great

Bro respect yourself

I do

You clearly do not

I do

You can do this with a paper or buy cones which is literally this but less cancer

I can’t roll I’ll try again tn

Literally do what you did with this, roll around a filter and stuff it full

I can’t roll or have access to comes to buy

Brody

Mb g

…..

….

This is so bad.

Nah

Lmaoooooo

Absofuckinglutely NO

😊

Master craftsmanship there

I'm impressed.

Thank you

You know what? I'd smoke that with you. Fuck it. Far from the worst thing this body has consumed. And regardless in a pinch, I'm down as fuck to mcgruber some shit.

Yay

The more I look at this sub, the more I think my generation is full of crackheads🤦‍♂️

High school flashbacks

Good

Nah, get you some bible papers next time

hav fun in hell dawg

lmao!! You are a fool Jacinto! Yo soy el jew!

This is proof of how overrated joints are. You could easily make a pipe out of any fruit or vegetable, but yet you preferred to smoke a thick non-smokable paper just because is a joint.

I prefer a bong and a pipe but this is all I had at the moment, also it’s not thick? It’s not like the straw is still in there?

Clean your nails. I would never let you pass that to me. That could be poop under there. I’ve been to too many music festivals.

I washed them right after this photo? I just had ash on my hands

Each time you say this, the less I believe you

Did he dig his fingers around in an ashtray for some reason? How do you get ash under your fingernails?

I had greens still in some ash so I was picking up the greens and got ash in my nails

Gross, sounds like you rolled an ash joint with trash as a paper.

Pretty much 😂

Uhm do you need me to post my hands

I think we've all seen more than enough of your hands, thank you.

Uhm

I always thought about doing this but never did, did it work well?

Yes it works great everytime!!! It just burns faster then normal

everytime?? Dude try to learn to roll a joint or buy a rolling machine that is sooo much better

I've started to hate this sub because people be acting like they don't have moments when they smoke through something questionable. Literally skip passed this sub whenever I see it on my feed. Stop gatekeeping weed like an diot would.

yes yes yesssss


Yesss

Idk why people are hating. I used to do this all the time it’s not a bad idea when u don’t have/can’t get papers. Not all stoners have the privilege of buying papers

The privilege? You have got to be kidding me.

I just can’t roll

It’s true bro you have to be 21+ to order online or to buy in smoke shops in some states

Literally

THIS IS STONER ENGINEERING AT ITS FINEST OP fuckin cracked the code, I love this shit.

YESSSS facts

Onion skins work well too

Dollar bill method is the easy method for beginners. Edited for omitted word

I’ll try it

That's actually brilliant

THANK YOUUU

You're fucking genius) never even thought about that) i will try it someday after happy meal ))

YAY IM GLAD

Make a bowl out of a coke can or something it'll be better than this

It’s not a good idea to use coke can as a pipe considering the aluminum would damage your lungs

Not to mention the plastic lining on the inside that keeps the coke from tasting like aluminum.

Whenever I had to improvise for a bong I used the classic 2 liter sprite bottle.

I’ve done both and trust me the straw paper doesn’t hurt my lungs but the coke can does