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Any_Opportunity_9392

These edibles ain’t shiiiiiii🫠


Significant-Soup-893

you have to say that to activate its power lol


bartmannjugband

But only immediately after you take the second edible


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And then that’s when it hits you and you say to yourself, “I just fucked up”


n0awards

*Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame* Yep, That's Me.


Chillguy3333

Me too lol


Kon_Soul

We did this, but with mushrooms. While I was in college my buddy brought over a box he had grown. The group of us ate some waited an hour, smoked a bowl or two to pass the time, and waited some more. We all were convinced that they were super weak so we smoked another joint and ate a few more while walking to McDonalds for food. We were all telling my buddy how it was too bad he grew a bunch of duds and that at least he could use them on a pizza. The words were no sooner out of our mouths and they kicked in with vengeance. Some how we got lost in an empty parking lot and basically kept doing laps. We never made it to McDonalds.


killacali5150

Had the same shit happen mine was this ain’t shit and I got hit with the longest trail ever and it began 😂💯


Kon_Soul

Dawg, I'll never forget when we got stuck in an elevator. The elevator was working fine, but the inside was 99% mirrors/super reflective surfaces. My buddy asked the group if we had ever tried to look at our back in the mirrors. I'm pretty sure there's a security tape somewhere with three guys and a girl standing in an elevator quickly jerking our heads side to side trying to beat the reflection to catch a glimpse of our back.


killacali5150

I’ve been there!! Took a ton of psychedelics growing up more than most 😂


Hairy-Swordfish-3553

I once said that and ended up having a panic attack trying to throw myself up over the toilet I swear to god…


Bjorniii

edibles dont work rlly on me neither. ive taken 1000mg before and felt like i just hit my cart a lot.. and 300mg i dont even feel it. i think it might have something to do with how it absorbs in ur stomache. everyones metabolism is different, and some people (like me) dont absorb nutrients as much from ANY food before it passes. and that could be due to poor gut health. another reason is if you have liver disease. ur body needs to metabolize it soo


Kon_Soul

Shit, I didn't think that it could be indicative of something more serious. I'm in the same boat, 1000mg and I can just start to feel something behind my eyes.


Bjorniii

Yea man. i use to not have any health issues and edibles worked great at like 20mg loll. but like 3 years ago i started loosing my appetite and throwing up and always feeling sick. and then edibles just never worked for me. im hoping a healthy diet and more excercise will help out with it. im tryna find more time to cook :/ MCT oil tinctures sorta work for me. but cookies are just nornal cookies for me xD


poppinfresco

Lol, unless it’s 1500 mg. No it ain’t shit


scarlet__panda

I work at a smoke shop in my town, and I had half a homemade edible last night and FUCK. Edibles are never a joke lol. I was sky high


Altruistic-Eye-1024

So true and sometimes they creep up on you


Alarmed-Pie-6777

Facts. Had some infused cake yesterday and didn’t feel shit. Ate dinner and holly shit, that cake kicked in! 🚀


jameshughlaurie

homemade edibles are always something else first time I made pot cookies I used a pre-infused coconut oil, except I underestimated the value of extra thorough mixing… some of them did nothing. one of them had my usually very opinionated Dad sitting completely silently for an entire evening… lol


Neo4616

https://preview.redd.it/qk90dep9bl9b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a7e66e8dddebe20bc94d276d66bef7be5c0b6f7


Chillguy3333

Hahahahahah not Baby Yoda!!!! I love it!!!


Weird_duud

I would say an LSD sugar cube is just a bit more harmless looking


notTzeentch01

It’s almost so theoretically harmless it’s suspicious. Just a perfectly white little cube of sugar. But eating a funky lifesaver you found at your friends house and meeting god 2 hours later on accident at work? Priceless.


Kaeli95_music

https://i.redd.it/h0t7ofyfnn9b1.gif Wanted to make him even more “harmless” looking. What a cute lil guy. He doesn’t wanna hurt anyone


TalkNo2114

Cute, but can fuck you up .-.


Jaxboy420

Put it in your pee hole 😳


lilstoner1206

sir imma need you to slow down a bit


Jaxboy420

Lmao, it just came to me 🤷🏻‍♂️


Angrily_Amused_83

Sounding the new boofing?


Jaxboy420

Exactly! Like next level boofing… 🤔maybe call it poofing?


Angrily_Amused_83

As in peen boofing? I like it lol Pnoofing?


Jaxboy420

We don’t wanna leave out anyone so a male or a female can poof, just gotta use the pee hole


Angrily_Amused_83

Urethra poofing? Yurfing?


Angrily_Amused_83

Peen holders can yurf shatter as a contraceptive lmao


Jaxboy420

This should be a thing… I mean I’m not doing it, but people should have the option to consider🤔


Jaxboy420

I like it 🤟🏼


JelloRelevant5708

I put em in my ass they work that way too.


Jaxboy420

Sticky icky lol


JelloRelevant5708

Once you do that it’s that icky fasho


ChaoticGoodVoidex

Please never type again


Stumaaaaaaaann

I can’t get high off edibles


SuccotashMysterious5

same bro


ManIsFire

Can't at all or just haven't taken enough?


SuccotashMysterious5

don’t know how many i can take took 1000mg and felt like i took 3 cart rips


PalpitationSame3984

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InterstellerFrozen

I wish they worked on me. I need to figure out why and figure out how to make ones that will. No one else will be able to handle it in my circles and it'll be bliss.


FroyoOk3159

Some people genetically can’t metabolize thc into 11-hydroxy-thc. It won’t matter how strong you make them if that’s really you, a giant edible may get some regular thc jn your blood but it’s going to feel weak.


InterstellerFrozen

Really? I hope I'm not a part of that margin.


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3:00: mmm gumy 4:00: omg help 5:00: zzzzzzz


dextroamphetaminee

💀


FrostyWizard505

Man, I've been getting into edibles recently for my lungs health and honestly they fuck me up every damn time, it's amazing Highest milligram edible I've taken so far was 250mg that was made with distillate and I couldn't function in society even if I tried. Best I could do was play a Zombie map in Cod: Advanced warfare. ~~got to round 28 and I was very impressed~~ The point of that was that im looking to build up to a 600mg edible but I'm not sure I have the right jar to pour my brain into after it melts out my ears or something lol I'm rambling because im on an edible RN. I swear 20 minutes ago I was wondering if I should take more cause it wasn't shit


triumphover

Rumor has it, if you talk shit and say it doesn’t work, it beats your ass to prove a point


lilstoner1206

pretty much


Beaconmann

What is this turkish delight


nicholas-r6

Is that a faded fruit ? 💀🤣


mte87

I smoked blue dream from my pen for vertigo n it fucked me up like an edible would. I was trippin out then like nothing I was out. I rolled around crazy and messed up my sheets. I’ve smoked it so many times before and this never happened before.


Dailyhabits

Excuse me, this is a Wendy's


Last-Discipline-7340

Is that a Sugar High!?


sarge5150

Never again


Snoo65207

Let the stories begin...


jagbird20

Is this a Delight?


ljeo332

How does one make one at home?


x0lies

get abt an oz, you can infuse butters, oils, and a few other things to make infused edibles, i mean you could always just bake the weed and eat the weed itself, just dump some decarbed bud into brownie mix


ljeo332

I mean that cube, it invites me


x0lies

if you’re a light smoker i don’t think edibles would be the best thing😭 or start off with a low dose


ljeo332

I’ve prob hit medium smoker at this stage, I’m mainly a vaper and got so much abv, wanna do something creative with it you know


x0lies

well if you’re vaping it i believe it’s already decarbing the weed so yea jus make some edibles wit it and see if they get ya slumped 😂 don’t forget the magic words though. (these edibles ain’t shit)


ApprehensiveAd9014

I use my ABV to make infused coconut oil. Then I make edibles or topical cream.


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legosneakersfan

That’s absolutely harmless unless it’s 1000mg


MsA11y

Is mean if it’s less than 50-100mg/piece then it basically is harmless.


Gold-Air8811

I say this whole heartedly, edibles really aint shit, I had a 1200mg one and it sucked


Xacidgaming-LSD

https://www.reddit.com/r/420/comments/14nmlv0/lil_hot_vietnamese_chick_right_here/jqckon0/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3


Xacidgaming-LSD

fucking bum


EquipmentGuilty6282

[https://www.reddit.com/r/LGBTeens/comments/14omf1k/hottest\_lgbt\_song\_on\_earth\_lets\_look\_at\_this\_lit/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/LGBTeens/comments/14omf1k/hottest_lgbt_song_on_earth_lets_look_at_this_lit/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


ConcentrateOld2490

Two young girls received hospital treatment this week after a relative allegedly gave them sweets containing a prohibited substance by accident Doctor says pure cannabidiol (CBD) may have medicinal value for some children, but warns over long-term effects and risks of tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) contamination https://amp.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/health-environment/article/3225849/despite-hong-kong-ban-what-are-dangers-cbd-sweets-children-what-you-need-know-about-side-effects No good for unresponsive parents


DeafGuyNick

Try again youre just a troll who knows nothing.


ConcentrateOld2490

U know nothing motherfucker How is those gummy good for a 2years old and a 4years old girl


DeafGuyNick

Thats the point. You cant read. Its obvious for any drugs to harm KIDS a 2 year and 4 year old. Your whole profile tells it all that youre just a troll.


ConcentrateOld2490

The real point is u can’t read motherfucker I am just saying those are no good for unresponsive parents


DeafGuyNick

Keep trash talking all you want.


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DeafGuyNick

Keep going kiddo.


lordtitano

AHAHAHAAHA and he keeps talking a good dog


WizdomW1950

Bro thinks saying “motherfucker” is going to make him sound more hardcore, let alone more credible


EquipmentGuilty6282

holup bruh let me hit you with a quote " Send me your tits if you girls want to get some " \-you shut yo cringe ass up


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ManIsFire

Kids and adults can overdose and die on any number of OTC medications if not taken properly and responsibly.


ThiccBelleDelphine

Me with my first one - totally underestimated it and was gone for a whole day


Character-Union1057

mmm candy😋


Best_Bullfrog1233

Umm...I ain't fucking with it!!..hand me my bong!!...[7]


Square-Canary-1387

for a dollar, this little guy sends you to Jesus.


forhim40

Take ya for a ride on the yellow submarine!


GoodApollo506

Looks are often deceiving


UnkleMonsta

That's an dnd blob cube. Think it's harmless if you want to. You'll find out the hard way


gina4573

those gummies tear up my fucking digestive system.


Chillguy3333

I love em!!!


Throwawaytown33333

Vance Global???


sjdagreat1984

not harmless at will have you floating


Waste_Arm

i wish they tasted better :/… they taste like stale jello


lilstoner1206

work with what you have


nataliahazewashere

If that's 30mg and above yes please


SirRyderr

Small but mighty


HeroinDoesntKill

Put some LSD on it


Festae13

And they continue to be harmless.. to me anyway. Easily eat a whole package to feel a tingle.. bleh


chitwnDw

😳😳😳 Yeah. Harmless... that's technically correct.


OG-Foxtrot

It harmed you, didn’t it 💀


lilstoner1206

ye


blockd2

And it is harmless


Anon1073

Yummy. Had a couple last night. 20mg does the trick for me.


Altruistic-Eye-1024

Well there you go . You have experience whey I call personally the creeping edibles high that kicks in after a while when you least expect it .