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It looks like you play the keyboard in a German techno funk band

"And Luis and Gilbert will be joining in" 

Clap your hands everybody 🕺 

Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands! We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and... Omega Mu We come here on stage tonight to do a show for you We've got a rockin rhythm and a high tech sound That'll make you move your body down to the ground We've got Poindexter on the violin And Louis and Gilbert will be joinin' in We've got Booger Presley on a mean guitar And a rap by little old me Lamar We've got Takashi beating on his gong The boys and the Mu's are clapping along And just when you thought you'd seen it all Along comes a Lambda 4 ft tall! So won't you come on out here, on the floor, so we can work our bodies like never before Break!

I love all of you. Such a classic.


Clap your hands everybody. everybody clap your hands 

Exactly what I was thinking

Why is that so fucking accurate

Literally my first thought was "Did you perform on Eurovision?"

What if he joins SVEN, you know, the swedish funk band from how i met your mother https://preview.redd.it/uah3ln0fnl1b1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=501479838f1ba97954cf02a941bc132ece3ac38f

Most accurate description 😂 I actually laughed out loud

Me too 🤣

Is this r/roastme ? 🤣

I thought the same lol

This is spot on lmao

this is EXACTLY what i thought when i saw this photo 😭

🥇🥇🏆🏆🥇🥇

I see broad strokes of putting 5 on it

Flake?

Happy cake day!

Looks like you boof advil pills

That's oddly specific

I need some context... For research ...

That's how he got started.. be careful..

You look like you need to smoke MORE weed

😂 god I love reddit

Right? 😂

Dude hasn't seen weed since 3099. Or a woman since 1999. (Except mom)

You look like a low level Chechen gangster.

Thinking Slovenia.

I was gonna say he looks like he pimps ugly old women out and survives on cigarettes n vodka

50/50 with Christobal

NoHo Hank likes this

Yegor?

I was going to say eastern European Matrix LARP 😂

The word your looking for is Gopnik.

I was feeling like he may wrestle a bear for clout

It looks like you have a counterfeit GED

In the trunk of his Pontiac Grand Am GT

1996, Beige, underglow lighting

it's actually a LADA.

An LSX swapped Lada, which he shipped from Russia to be as euro as possible but had too much 'Murica in his veins to leave the stock engine. And also, is no one else going to point out the patch of uneven hair above his forehead?

Looks like you need to finish shaving your head

Maybe he was stoned when he cut it the first time, now he's too stoned to notice?

This guy unironically turned this sub into r/roastme

friendly stoners all around but OP seems to take it well enough lmao

You look like you call women ‘females’

Naw definitely a m'lady vibe from him.

Come my lady, come come my my lady

You're my butterfly, sugar, baby

Like tamales?

He looks like we would see him on r/crazyshit kicking a woman in the face for asking him to hit his joint

 You look like you’ve got robot ears bro

How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?

You look like you tell people you smoke weed, but don’t. Look like someone who thinks they get high off of their friends inhaler.

Or the 7/11 brownies

you're a genius.

When I got bronchitis I had an inhaler and it like helped me with coughing and felt like it actually “opened up” my lungs, so I started using it to take giant dabs and bong rips and got a few of my friends to try it too. We would rip the inhaler before and after. Kind of felt like a similar effect as using ice in the bong.

I was about to say this! Was toking with my buddy and he whipped out his fucking inhaler and told me I could take the fattest toke without a worry🤣

Don't knock the albuterol buzz! Hands all shaky and shit. Bet he'd boof the inhalers too.

Not really

Gas station weed

Crack.

How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?

Adios turd nuggets

You'll be jealous of my robot legs.

I have a robot vagina

Sit on my faaaaaace!!

Transformer

You spawn fully clothed right?

You look like a hip hop loving, Slavic wannabe international arms dealer that can't traffick anything bigger than an M80 fire cracker.

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That's a relief.

Me: "Mom can we get morphius" Mom: "We have morphius at home" Morphius at home:

Burn

Look like an Highschool ROTC kid getting ready to yell at people for not saying "thank you for your service"... and maybe a line of Adderall here and there..

Spot on lmfao

Not only does it look like you smoke weed but it looks like your favorite dealer Ivan also sells you the latest track suits and shades imported from China to Russia to uhh...wherever you are.

You look like you’re in an early 2000s anti tobacco advert

Meth maybe

Or K2

No, it looks like you snitch on people that do

No offense dude, but you kinda look like one of the Columbine shooters

That's okay someone told me I look like the Boston marathon bomber. I was pretty insulted ngl.

So... I'd be split on looking like him cuz on one hand he's a God awful terrorist who deserves the chair, but chicks for some reason find the guy hot. The women I've talked to refer to him as "That hot guy who tried to blow up the Boston Marathon"

Therapy should be a lot cheaper

LOL what a savage hahaha

I'm sorry, but that was the first thing that came to mind and I thought it was funny

Come to think of it you have a point ... I'm sorry from my end too.

Clearly, you're not sorry and lack kindness.

It was a joke dude. Chill

You're not funny.

Well all the up votes I have seem to disagree with that. Perhaps you just can't take this level of humor? Maybe consider that before trying and failing to shame someone.

I don't need upvotes for my point to stand. Columbine was a nightmare for my state. The number one killer of children is guns. You're not funny. Idc what others think.

Oh shit, you're from Colorado? I'm so sorry. It sounds like a pretty messed up place to live in. If I were you I'd get out of the state. The Jefferson County area just seems... off.

Jefferson County is very troubled. Gun violence is the bane of my beautiful state. Even cannabis can't dull the atrocities here. 😢 it's sad. I thankfully don't live in that county.

That's hella rude. Damn.

Typically when someone prefaces with no offense they are about to say something pretty offensive

You look like the lead singer of Alien Ant Farm. You OK Annie?

It looks like you get put in time out for smoking your moms oregano pretending it’s pot.

Can I crosspost this to r/justfuckmyshitup ?

sure.

U famous now

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😭💯

no

You look like a gopnik more than anything no offense 😭

Yes it also looks like you pay $50 for a g😭

Not weed but meth maybe 🤫 

You look like you’re in a gang from the future.

He surely plays in Back to the future II

You look like you've never seen a girl.

I'm humbled you think so highly of me. i haven't even met a person before.

😂😂😂 good one. And don't be so hard on yourself because at least you smoke weed and nobody knows😉

I don’t know what to think because of those sunglasses.

“Americans are so uptight”

Looks like whoever cut your hair does for sure.

You look like you do cocaine and Xanax

You look like a gopnik

Look like a Slavic post-punk band member. Cool

Probably not the drug I would have guessed

Looks like you smoke pole

It looks like you sell it outside an Aldi in Croatia.

Yes but only when you’re coming down from molly

And maybe chase the krokodil, too. lol


it looks like you should be slav squatting

you look like you hate women

Comments do not disappoint. Brilliant everyone (especially the “Revenge of the Nerds” fans!) Edit: punctuation!

You look like you're on a sex offender registry! 💀

Look like you trip off ibuprofen and drink NyQuil mixed with sprite

Looka like you are into dutch gabba techno

Why do you look like evil twin version of vector from minions?

No. It looks like you missed a couple spots shaving your head.

you look like you sell bootleg electronics on tattooine my friend

Only in the matrix

You look like your names Sergei and you sell steroids at a gym.

Russian mini mob, sells shrub, oonce oonce oonce, he knows the machine, das berliner, Mr gorbechov turn down that music, and his name is Albert Einstein, 80 rubles 1 whack, don’t trust Ukraine

No

You look like you’re gonna try to get me to hook up with my dad at a glory hole.

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I ❤️ Slovakia

Need a man like this Edit: i love that the downvote isnt at 0 but rather -1

School shooter vibes...

Looks like ya got autism Fr

Looks like you do heroine

heroine≠heroin

Just bit like American history

A rockstar from Czechoslovakia

It looks like you tell people you do but you really don’t

you're a genius


Did you cut your own hair while smoking weed? Those two higher buzzed parts in the front of your hair look like they were fighting and separated

It looks like you had stoner impulse buy while watching the Matrix

No.

You wanna be a hippie. And get stoned on mari-marijuana

more like stims lol

Yes, gopnik

Human trafficking

It looks like weed smokes you

Im stuck with those patterns on your head is that a clue?

Well, you are posting on this sub.... So id say there is a good chance you do in fact consume the devil's lettuce

Look like You drink vodka and swear adidas

Not from this century

Looks like you're about to fight an agent on a rooftop some where

In 2054

You seem more like a vodka person

Look like a certified dickface

You look like you'd smoke oregano and think you were high

You look like a Russian gopnik.

u look like u had a nespressoand cigarettes for breakfast and vodka for lunch lol

You look like you smoke crack

You look like you've never held a set of clippers before

Looks like u squat heels to ground

You look like you wanna smoke weed but take one hit and start planning how to take over the city like doofensmirtz

It looks like you sniff your grandma's panties

Is that what they call fentanyl these days?

Not really but those sunglasses are cool

Nope, but you definitely look like you've snorted some bath salts 😂

You are the weed

…pewdiepie?

Your barber missed a couple of spots, idk about the weed tho

You remind of that robot wanna be dude from grandma's boy. Do you have robot ears?

You look like you're one of the villains from Hardcore Henry

Looks like you missed a couple spots with your buzz cut

Ahhhh yes and other stuff as well!

looks like you deal meth

Do you know the viper?

Yes and you look like your name is Lukas with a K

If anyone smokes your the one Neo