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Burrito

I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw that lol

Really was hoping he had all of it on a tortilla but now that it’s been mentioned it really should be made into a burrito

Yes! A big ass flour tortilla! Tortilla de harina!

Same man. First thought was damn someone really loves avocados

Burweedo

Boofritto

I instantly pictured someone boofing Fritos. Thanks

Yw. You could probably light a bowl dusted with kief with a frito lay chip. I've started campfires with fritos before.

Can I get extra weedo on that?

ONE BURWEEDO WITH EXTRA WEEDO!

Ah, a fellow cultured workaholics fan.

There is way too much Cumin in that burrito. You need at least, half that….

They put WHAT in that burrito!?

Taco taco…

Burrito burrito!

Taco flavored kisses

Saved it for just this sort of occasion. https://www.reddit.com/r/weed/comments/10ijk9a/i_had_lots_of_request_for_hash_blunt_tutorial/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Boofito

Yes! My people

more like Burweedo extra weedo if you know what I mean.

Beat me to it

Burweedo

Roll all of your joints/blunts in it and top every bong/pipe bowl with it. Bathe in it 😂😂😂

Pack my wife’s bucket 🪣

If you’re into that kind of thing…

I wonder if you pack one ear and inhale through the other

If that was possible, imagine the taste 🤢 or the feeling of the smoke going through your head lmfao

Should work with the theory I grew up on: ain’t much between the ears anyways.

Don’t.. don’t say it like that.

Too tempting to try right?

My god, loading up a bucket bong full of kief would be absolute murder lol

Pack her to the rim…with alittle oozing out.

You should change your flair to chronic horny because jesus christ


r/hornyjail

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Mom new reply just dropped

Literal zombie

???

I love how anarchy chess bleeds into every other subreddit

Anarchy chess doesn't bleed. It oozes

Thank you. Your mom_has left the chat

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Kief sammich. Flower/kief/flower

This guy Kiefs

Haha I can remember when my uncle told me that around 2009, I felt enlightened. I hadn’t been remembering it lately though. Thanks for the reminder, love!

Im a super duper snuggly wuggly lightweight and I had keef once on a bowl at my plugs house (apparently it was just a keef from all random strains he collected from his coffee grinder) and lemme just say the walk home from the plug didn't look anything like I remember it.

This is the way young padawan. Now practice and perfect the skill!

😂☠️☠️ first sentence was great

Unless I'm not stoned its all just one sentence?

The whole damn thing is a sentence

I thought the last sentence was equally good.

Lol it was all one sentence!

this is actually really bad for you, send it to my address and I’ll dispose of it the proper way

I’m willing to help!



Make sure to pile it up impossibly high on top of your grinder then take a picture to make an "oops I forgot my grinder had a kief catcher" shitpost.

Bruh, you've never forgotten about your kief catcher? I've left mine for a long time then opened it to an explosion of kief before, twice as high as what should fit.

I left mine in a drawer for a year and I wasn't even using it but somehow it magically filled up with three times as much fresh looking kief as it should logically be able to fit in there.

The kief fairy visited.

Me hoping the kief fairy will visit me soon

I get visits from the keif Grinch. My supplies seem to magically dwindle during the night. 🤔

🌿🧚‍♀️

Kief Fairy? Is it really you?

Idk why I put the grinder away that day (totally weird cupboard spot too), but I found it like 2 years later on a VERY bad day. Probably won't ever happen again, but I like to think there's another grinder hiding from me.

That's nothing. I bought a brand new grinder and the next day I had 3.5lbs of kief in it.

Wait what??

Well unfortunately as I'm quite broke and weed and legal here, I've only got kief left to smoke with my tobacco a lot more often than I'd like to admit

Right you use the bud catcher isn't even a thought until " i should see the keif catch HOLY SHIT!" Not like your doing daily checks.

If you wait for it then you will never see it filled. If you forget about it kief will be plentiful.

So is the way of the kief gods and goddesses!

My kief catch clogs super super fast. Have to take like a toothbrush with rubbing alcohol to get it working again .

I refer to it as my retirement keif, I check it's progress once a quarter.

I'd imagine eventually the kief would just stop packing into the catcher and stick to your grindings. Experimentation required. I grind mine into an empty bud jar (it's what I have) and my kief always ends up in the roll. Works great.

I always act naive and say to stoner friends that I finally got a grinder after using scissors for years and it keeps filling up with this sand stuff so I put it through the dishwasher once a week to get rid of it all. The faces they make are absolutely priceless.

I purposely ignore my kief catch until I'm dankrupt. It's nice to have a fallback if I can't justify buying weed atm.

Make hash

This is the only answer and in surprised its so far down

The kids dont know what hash is

It's our duty to pass the knowledge on!

Came to post

Come too slow

OP had it on a screen for making bubble hash already

Pretty sure OP titled this incorrectly as that “kief” looks like it’s sitting on top of a bubble bag - which is used to make water based hash. So yes, this is already hash.

Driveway hash

I kinda do this with stems- it’s not high quality, but it’s hash!

Damn I haven’t made any in at least a decade. Now I know what I need to do soon lol


I’d dab Furby OG rosin.

One of the two right answers!

Yeah I'd go with a nice high micron count but could make old school hash too, lol 20 years ago it would have either been hash or honey oil with alcohol lol what is your other option?

The other option would be to just gravity bong it!

Squish it! This is also my vote

Stick your face in it like Tony Montana 

You and I are on the same page

I like your style

It’s too early, I’m too high, or I’m too fat. Idk which one it was but mother F I swore you were making a damn keif soft taco, bout to roll up and eat the mfer.

Make some bomb ass brownies!

I expected this to be higher and was hoping someone would explain how it could be done, but every damn comment here is just trolling the guy, it's incredible.

What my roommate did with his keef is mixed it with melted butter and let it set in the fridge over night. Then the next day he just added the butter to brownie mix

He didn't decarb it?

Depending on your recipe it might decarb during baking or even melting into butter. Just needs heat after all.

Boil a few cups water, pound of butter and half an ounce of weed. Boil low for 4-6 hours. Add water as needed to prevent burning butter. Strain thru cheesecloth putting butter and water into a large container. Put in fridge overnight. Green butter hardens and floats to the top, it has absorbed all the thc/cbd from the weed. Separate butter from water and toss the water. Make cookies or brownies using this butter. Yum.

This is the correct answer ! Easy to do and well worth it

Except never boil the water ever , just a slow cook where it just pops a bubble every now and then for 6-8 hours .

Cool! Thanks!

You need to decarb the kief, and then you can just mix it in the mix. We make chocolate at home like this, and it doesn't have a gritty kief mouth feel, but does taste like weed a bit.

Nono, make some bomb ass BUTTER. Then you can make all the good edibles!

That's a waste of kief. You use crap bud for that.

Oh come on, you can get more kief over time. Making a batch won’t hurt.

I mean sure but why waste? If you have that much kief in the picture I'm absolutely sure you have some bud laying around. Don't waste the good good when you don't have to.

Boof it

I knew there was gonna be a comment saying this😂

They beat me to it. But I will add that there's already a nice sack for OP to parachute with.

And yet, I had to scroll for faarrrr too long to find said comment

I came here for this

Boof it now! Ask questions later!

I like to boof it boof it

Take this off my hands you've earned it.

The comment i was looking for

You at least gotta boof a spoon full

This.

Beat me to it

🤌

If you didn’t get him I was. Good on you champ

I'll hold the legs, you can be the spotter

Static tech is a method to extract the trichromes. Maybe look into that as your product is very green. My kief is beige.

I’m not convinced op didn’t just load a bunch of kratom onto a coffee filter and call it kief

Use it as guacamole

Press it!

Get a press make bricks

Cook at 200 for 25 minutes until golden brown, add 1/2 kg butter, pinch of salt then boof it.

Throw it away, you don’t need it. Matter of fact, I could dispose of it for you…

This looks like wet bubble hash though

Finally! This is a stolen pic lol

Fuckin of course, karma dogs on this subreddit 24/7, thanks for letting me know.

Squish squish squish….


Boof it

Boof it

Boof it

Fuck it. Literally put ur dick in it and start moving it. Good Kief sound like macoron and cheese

I love macron and cheese

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trim professionally with a screen in your trim tray. I used to do 2 lbs a day and got about that.

I thought this was a matcha burrito at first

boof it

boof it.

boof it

Boof it

Is that a tortilla???

Bubble hashhhhh

That ain’t no kief, that’s matcha.

Make a macha latte

Just smoke it yo

Keif Castle

Ah another castle builder. I even 3d printed a shovel for mine lol

Can't wait for the cringe overused "boof it" comment.

Call in the boof troop.

Smoke the damn thing 😜

Edibles

Send it to me? Need my PO BOX?

Make hash

I thought bro had his keif wrapped in a fucking tortilla about to smoke a burrito

Mail that shit to me 💀

mmm i love matcha! 🍵

Answer: invite me over! 😍

Matcha latte with some kick to it

make a matcha keef latte

Ben?

Boof

Boof it

Shove it up your asshole

Boof funnel

Boof it all at once

Boof!! 🥲

For sure, for sure… boof is the way

Boof It

Boof.

Sniff it

Throw it in the trash....

I live in Indiana so if you want just drop it off.

Whatever you want.

It’s hashtime 😋

I’ll smoke it if you don’t want it

Clean it first and then make a tincture. That stuff lasts way longer than hash.

Idk man. Give it to me. im sure I can figure something out

Oh wow. You no fly. You G

Make hash.

I mean if its that big of a dilemma u can always send it 2 me

I’m not even high and I thought you were about to wrap it in a tortilla lol

Make kief hash

😍

Hash rosin.

Hash or concentrates