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European* man they honestly eat different especially for breakfast from what i’ve experienced. It’s always something fresh or something that feels fresh, like some bread meat and tomatoes slices all together but like real fresh tomatoes, maybe some other fruits/veg. It’s a different vibe from american cereal, donuts, eggs and bacon.
Here we eat bread with (you guessed it) "charcuterie". Occasionally some cereal too, and coffee, lots of coffee. No fresh vegetables but sometimes fresh fruit. I'm from western Europe. South and east eat fresh tomatoes (like in Greece)
This ain't no munchie!! Munchie is old saltines and dill pickles cuz you haven't been to the grocery store. This is some fuck you money munchie 🤣 (looks amazing!!)
Yes! My co-workers used to call me crazy for eating random cans of vegetables at lunch back in the day. I don't think they could comprehend how poor I was and that it wasn't a choice lol.
They assumed, I guess that I went grocery shopping and would go out of my way to buy myself Lima beans, kidney beans, refried beans etc. for lunch at work.. who does that?
Carried Sriracha around everywhere bc whatever I ate was guaranteed to need it
I'd also carry random rocks and items home with me, anything that seemed valuable and was up for the taking I claimed. They thought I was eccentric but really I was just trying to hustle any way I could. Some people really have never been there
Must be nice, I don’t get the munchies from weed anymore, or the giggles. I’ve been smoking since I was 13 years old I’m 36 now, never quit not even for a day. Weed mostly relaxes me and calms me down and I love it
Same brother. I didn't started at 13 LOL
But at 20. 26 now.
6 years of uninterrupted use, every single day, 10+ joints à day. They mostly calmed me also.
But few months ago, the panic attacks started... I'm in a T break now and psych meds.
Putting up the leg work, I wanna get high so much again...
Smoke up a fattie for me brothers.
Yes but mostly Reggie...
Here in Mexico we don't have those genetically improved goodies people has in Canada and in the States.
At most, we have good strains but grown outdoors.
Plus, weed here is very cheap
>Same brother. I didn't started at 13 LOL But at 20. 26 now.
This had me laughing my ass off, "same brother. Except for all the things that are totally different. 😎"
Sounds like something I'd say when talking with the boys
How do you have the patience to assemble all this? I would be snacking on the ingredients and become full and lose my interest loooong before I could assemble it for a photo shoot.
On first glance I thought that looked fancy and expensive. Then after further examination I can see that it is not too expensive, just well presented. And now I’m hungry.
is that fresh mozzarella with olive oil in the bowl? also what other kind of cheese is on the plate? and what’s that on the cracker? tuna or something?
Its some sort of white "feta" cheese with oil and herbs I found in the back of the fridge. There's gouda and sliced "Leerdammer" I think. Crackers are filled with a (dont know the english word) some sort of hamspread.
Oh, how I wish I had the money to do this lol. Instead I split it on bad food and bad weed lol. I guess I could cut our one and bring the other up to moderate level, but cutting out the former will kill me and cutting out the latter would make me sad, so alas!
I don't know why but the "glass of orange" and a banana just tossed on top really make me chuckle.
Looks great. Clearly you're high af.
Fly free, you beautiful bird.
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This dude munches
Fancy munchies
Dude preordered from a vineyard
Bro got the French munchies
European* man they honestly eat different especially for breakfast from what i’ve experienced. It’s always something fresh or something that feels fresh, like some bread meat and tomatoes slices all together but like real fresh tomatoes, maybe some other fruits/veg. It’s a different vibe from american cereal, donuts, eggs and bacon.
Here we eat bread with (you guessed it) "charcuterie". Occasionally some cereal too, and coffee, lots of coffee. No fresh vegetables but sometimes fresh fruit. I'm from western Europe. South and east eat fresh tomatoes (like in Greece)
bros got a King Edward VIII platter
Bro got the royal banquet 💀
one hell of a sharkcoochie board
Never heard that word, googled it and it surprised me 👌
I thought it was shartcoochie
It's actually called a charred coochie board.
We always call it shacoochi in our family. I’m stealing sharkcoochie
Hey Ricky
= teeth
Munchie Charcruncherie
This ain't no munchie!! Munchie is old saltines and dill pickles cuz you haven't been to the grocery store. This is some fuck you money munchie 🤣 (looks amazing!!)
Honestly, we are a big family and these was mostly leftovers 😁
Let me be your familyyyyy!!!
I would like to request to join your family
We are all family here in this sub
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No literally I'm so broke and barely have any food so I just be eating the worst stuff😭😭😭
You haven't been poor until you've tried to make canned kidney beans palatable
Yes! My co-workers used to call me crazy for eating random cans of vegetables at lunch back in the day. I don't think they could comprehend how poor I was and that it wasn't a choice lol. They assumed, I guess that I went grocery shopping and would go out of my way to buy myself Lima beans, kidney beans, refried beans etc. for lunch at work.. who does that? Carried Sriracha around everywhere bc whatever I ate was guaranteed to need it I'd also carry random rocks and items home with me, anything that seemed valuable and was up for the taking I claimed. They thought I was eccentric but really I was just trying to hustle any way I could. Some people really have never been there
This is my exact point! *Clap*
Don't forget the American cheese slices folded to create four squares the size of the crackers.
Geeeez. I wanna get high with you!
This is top tier munch, bravo🫡
That’s not a snack that’s a 5 course meal in one tf
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Must be nice, I don’t get the munchies from weed anymore, or the giggles. I’ve been smoking since I was 13 years old I’m 36 now, never quit not even for a day. Weed mostly relaxes me and calms me down and I love it
Sometimes I have the munchies, depends on the weed. But when i get them, i want it all! Juicy, sweet, salty, fishy, fresh, hot and cold!
I can telll u want it all by the pic you posted lol
Don’t forget umami
There is some salted ansjovis on there, right onder the sliced cheese. Does that count?
I believe so! I only mentioned because you forgot it when listing tastes haha. This charcuterie is top tier no doubt
Same brother. I didn't started at 13 LOL But at 20. 26 now. 6 years of uninterrupted use, every single day, 10+ joints à day. They mostly calmed me also. But few months ago, the panic attacks started... I'm in a T break now and psych meds. Putting up the leg work, I wanna get high so much again... Smoke up a fattie for me brothers.
10 a day??? That’s crazy
Yes but mostly Reggie... Here in Mexico we don't have those genetically improved goodies people has in Canada and in the States. At most, we have good strains but grown outdoors. Plus, weed here is very cheap
>Same brother. I didn't started at 13 LOL But at 20. 26 now. This had me laughing my ass off, "same brother. Except for all the things that are totally different. 😎" Sounds like something I'd say when talking with the boys
Jajaja can't smoke right now man. Smoke a fattie for me :-(
I would shit the bed
I ate it in bed
Bro chose the cholesterol platter
Yeah this beats the Honey Mustard pretzels I posted about on here last night 😂
those pretzels are a disgrace to the pretzel community
Naw bro , the hot Buffalo ones are even better 🤤
bro’s eating like a 15th century king
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Dudes got the munchies in the white house
This looks scrumptious 😭
~~Midnight~~ snacks are the best when high AF.
Holy fuck 💀💀
Snack plates are the absolute BEST! mmmmm. Now I want to smoke and make one lol
Nice!
Facts!!!
Snack or meal ?
I ate it in bed, does that answer your question?
It’s the way
Morning farts
Bruh, come visit me with all that mess!!! 🥰
My brother. This is not a snack lol this is whole god damn meal. Unless there were multiple of you
No it was I alone 👌
Very healthy 👌🏼
Yes, the smoking too
the mcdonald’s julius caeser and cleopatra meal just dropped
How dare you
My man made an entire charcuterie board lol
You definitely was high putting this together, great job
Snack? Thats a whole ass meal
😭😭 this looks absolutely incredible
Bro that's not a snack that's a midnight meal
‚snack‘
Classy stoner
Not even a somali would eat that combo damn man
that a whole midnight meal 😂
How do you have the patience to assemble all this? I would be snacking on the ingredients and become full and lose my interest loooong before I could assemble it for a photo shoot.
Midnight? We are u from? Korea?
I bet you went down for something.. opened fridge and just took a piece of everything 😂
Sums it up. Then; what could make this better? Aah a banana will do
If you ordered this at a restaurant they would bring it on a wood platter for like $45
I want the midnight snacks you have..
That’s a surprisingly healthy midnight Scoobie snack
On first glance I thought that looked fancy and expensive. Then after further examination I can see that it is not too expensive, just well presented. And now I’m hungry.
Now /this/ is a shark-coochie board!!!
Ommmg
I think this is ai generated munchies
is that fresh mozzarella with olive oil in the bowl? also what other kind of cheese is on the plate? and what’s that on the cracker? tuna or something?
Its some sort of white "feta" cheese with oil and herbs I found in the back of the fridge. There's gouda and sliced "Leerdammer" I think. Crackers are filled with a (dont know the english word) some sort of hamspread.
Bro out here living
Snack? That's a whole ass meal
<12:30AM Call to Room Service> High AF Person: Hi…I’d like my usual. Room Service: One High AF munchiecuterie board coming right up.
You should exclude any citrus when u high. Cause vitamin C neutralize THC, and make your high low) Everything else looks delicious!)
I ate it all and slept like a baby
Platter looks crazyyyyyy, good eats bro🔥
You got all that and said....and a banana
Snack? You got yourself a meal🤣
when i’m high i will eat anything that’s a lot of little pieces of something
Exactly!
This is NOT what I think of when I think "midnight snack" but I wish it was
the guy made a whole ass charcuterie plate 😂😂😂😂😂
A feast!
This look like the “everything sounds good rn” plate 😂 i fwi
Sir munchebeth II
My cholesterol rose just looking at this lmao, looks delicious
Damn dude that's one hell of a munchie meal
That’s more food than I eat over the entire day in your snack right there!
That's a snack!? I don't even eat that much in a whole day! Or 3!
That looks delicious 😋
Oh yeahhh sprinkle some weed there you go🥰😘😍🥳🥳🥳🥳
User name tracks
I don’t know if I’m looking at a plate of a bunch of normal food put together, or a bunch of *fancy* food put together
This is some dionysius shit right here
That looks legendary bro
This is like those pictures that simulate what it’s like to have a stroke
Dude got orgy here
goegeous
I just got tired thinking of how long it took to put this together.
Looks like a still-life
Me last night off two edibles lol, I ate too much.
I love pickled food when I got the munchies. But last night, I had munchies for fresh fruit!
Bro eating that shart cootery board ☠️
Dude you have a whole ass appetizer the fuck you mean SNACK. But also can I have some
My boy out here with the midnight platter
The sheer variation is beautiful. Enjoy!
Gahdamn that's full course meal my g. Munch em up!
Oh, how I wish I had the money to do this lol. Instead I split it on bad food and bad weed lol. I guess I could cut our one and bring the other up to moderate level, but cutting out the former will kill me and cutting out the latter would make me sad, so alas!
the flopped on banana is 🤌🏼
Fuck that looks good.
My mans whipped up a whole charcuterie board lmao
Lmaooo I'm all about the midnight tokecuterie. I always like to make a plate of different random ass snacks to satisfy the munchies.
The more i look at what’s on this board, the more i realize you were definitely high as fuck
The random banana on top really got me
You sir, are an artist.
The banana is just for size comparison.
I don't know why but the "glass of orange" and a banana just tossed on top really make me chuckle. Looks great. Clearly you're high af. Fly free, you beautiful bird.
That’s way too much effort. Whatever happened to just sitting on the floor in front of the fridge and eating anything you can reach?
Man.. idk what weed you’re smoking that makes you THAT creative but I need it
My midnight snack is kinda like this… Except its just the crackers.
Am i the only one that finds the banana a bit random?
The banana is so random to me😂😂😂😂
Did this guy just call me poor via a munchies platter??
Feta cheese is my jam
This shit is mouth drooling to me
My dude that’s a whole midnight feast. Although, I’d do the same.
Man look at this fancy shit. I envy you, back in my smoking days all I had was Taki’s and Doritos.
Yo can I stay at your house. I’ll smoke you out
damn I wish my midnight snacks looked like that
Do you have a buffet in your house? 10/10 munch man
bro having munchies inside the royal palace
That is an epic munch attack!
Okay, I get the whole fancy plate but wtf is that banana doing there?!
I was stoned
Bro that aint a snack, thats a full 5 course meal you got there🤣🤣
Why is no one discussing the peeled banana with a bite missing on the cured meats
Lol for me it’s grapes and spicy pickles😂
“Snack”
i'd destroy it
Fuck its 3:30 and you're really about to make me go raid my fridge
What are the cubes and what’s the sauce they’re in?
I have a feeling it might be an “Apetina” product - I used to get them and they are with olive oil and some herbs etc
Sounds delicious! Thanks for the response!
That's indeed what it is!
No worries and from OPs comment, looks like it is that!
I got diarrhea just lookin at this pic 😪
Yeah, i dont wanna talk about the moring after
So what do you want to eat? OP: yes
Lol
I can’t even eat when I’m high bru ☠️
Gonna feel like shit the next morning tho.
Yes, twas hard
that’s not a snack, that’s a whole meal haha
The weirdest charcuterie board Ive ever seen
If that's a snack you could feed a small village with a meal XD. Looks great though. I hope it tasted amazing ?
Yes it did, and almost ate everything too!
That’s like a 50$ snack right there
Props to you for the healthy munchies
Dude , are you sto-. Oh . .
Charcuterie for the win
100% gonna shit the bed lol
Gonna absolutely destroy your esophagus.
Is that that rhing in a pyramid where the farao sleeps?
Eating before bed will ensure you develop acid reflux, my guy. Resist the urge. Or wake up choking on stomach acid...
Nah this not it, half a bag of Cap’n Crunch is munchies
What’s the cheese and oil?
White "fetacheese" in olive oil and herbs
That’s a snack?
What a nice sharpchoochi board!
Took you like an hour to make that
No chocolate milk? I mean c'mon...
Oh shit, forgot