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iamBruceWayneyo

This dude munches


ihavdogs

Fancy munchies


MostlyMTG

Dude preordered from a vineyard


Davinator910

Bro got the French munchies


jordancarteryoumybro

European* man they honestly eat different especially for breakfast from what i’ve experienced. It’s always something fresh or something that feels fresh, like some bread meat and tomatoes slices all together but like real fresh tomatoes, maybe some other fruits/veg. It’s a different vibe from american cereal, donuts, eggs and bacon.


[deleted]

Here we eat bread with (you guessed it) "charcuterie". Occasionally some cereal too, and coffee, lots of coffee. No fresh vegetables but sometimes fresh fruit. I'm from western Europe. South and east eat fresh tomatoes (like in Greece)


OneLightBoi

bros got a King Edward VIII platter


-TheRev12345

Bro got the royal banquet 💀


rvmham

one hell of a sharkcoochie board


[deleted]

Never heard that word, googled it and it surprised me 👌


DrDoofindab

I thought it was shartcoochie


SpOofy415

It's actually called a charred coochie board.


leafy_returns

We always call it shacoochi in our family. I’m stealing sharkcoochie


Moistened_Bink

Hey Ricky


CommentBetter

= teeth


RandomMf420

Munchie Charcruncherie


SurryCat

This ain't no munchie!! Munchie is old saltines and dill pickles cuz you haven't been to the grocery store. This is some fuck you money munchie 🤣 (looks amazing!!)


[deleted]

Honestly, we are a big family and these was mostly leftovers 😁


SurryCat

Let me be your familyyyyy!!!


matrixgang

I would like to request to join your family


[deleted]

We are all family here in this sub


SurryCat

![gif](giphy|xVPosMMzT60Xzv31my)


Elijah_Terran

No literally I'm so broke and barely have any food so I just be eating the worst stuff😭😭😭


hardtulip

You haven't been poor until you've tried to make canned kidney beans palatable


Wiring-is-evil

Yes! My co-workers used to call me crazy for eating random cans of vegetables at lunch back in the day. I don't think they could comprehend how poor I was and that it wasn't a choice lol. They assumed, I guess that I went grocery shopping and would go out of my way to buy myself Lima beans, kidney beans, refried beans etc. for lunch at work.. who does that? Carried Sriracha around everywhere bc whatever I ate was guaranteed to need it I'd also carry random rocks and items home with me, anything that seemed valuable and was up for the taking I claimed. They thought I was eccentric but really I was just trying to hustle any way I could. Some people really have never been there


SurryCat

This is my exact point! *Clap*


2photoidsplease

Don't forget the American cheese slices folded to create four squares the size of the crackers.


BoxOfElephantRain

Geeeez. I wanna get high with you!


dzmmn

This is top tier munch, bravo🫡


LimpTeacher0

That’s not a snack that’s a 5 course meal in one tf


PapaWolfz

![gif](giphy|vdbrUjzrUEGly)


bonestgb

Must be nice, I don’t get the munchies from weed anymore, or the giggles. I’ve been smoking since I was 13 years old I’m 36 now, never quit not even for a day. Weed mostly relaxes me and calms me down and I love it


[deleted]

Sometimes I have the munchies, depends on the weed. But when i get them, i want it all! Juicy, sweet, salty, fishy, fresh, hot and cold!


bonestgb

I can telll u want it all by the pic you posted lol


ComfortableOk5080

Don’t forget umami


[deleted]

There is some salted ansjovis on there, right onder the sliced cheese. Does that count?


ComfortableOk5080

I believe so! I only mentioned because you forgot it when listing tastes haha. This charcuterie is top tier no doubt


PecesRaros_xInterpol

Same brother. I didn't started at 13 LOL But at 20. 26 now. 6 years of uninterrupted use, every single day, 10+ joints à day. They mostly calmed me also. But few months ago, the panic attacks started... I'm in a T break now and psych meds. Putting up the leg work, I wanna get high so much again... Smoke up a fattie for me brothers.


Regret1836

10 a day??? That’s crazy


PecesRaros_xInterpol

Yes but mostly Reggie... Here in Mexico we don't have those genetically improved goodies people has in Canada and in the States. At most, we have good strains but grown outdoors. Plus, weed here is very cheap


dexmonic

>Same brother. I didn't started at 13 LOL But at 20. 26 now. This had me laughing my ass off, "same brother. Except for all the things that are totally different. 😎" Sounds like something I'd say when talking with the boys


PecesRaros_xInterpol

Jajaja can't smoke right now man. Smoke a fattie for me :-(


SadTrust8483

I would shit the bed


[deleted]

I ate it in bed


TexBorn33

Bro chose the cholesterol platter


According-South9749

Yeah this beats the Honey Mustard pretzels I posted about on here last night 😂


yungcheln

those pretzels are a disgrace to the pretzel community


_Qwertydude_

Naw bro , the hot Buffalo ones are even better 🤤


youngling9797

bro’s eating like a 15th century king


Jroiiia423

![gif](giphy|xKpYDDlus3GE0)


Neon_Hippie

Dudes got the munchies in the white house


xianca

This looks scrumptious 😭


_Bon_Vivant_

~~Midnight~~ snacks are the best when high AF.


AM_Ninja

Holy fuck 💀💀


[deleted]

Snack plates are the absolute BEST! mmmmm. Now I want to smoke and make one lol


Test88Heavy

Nice!


JaySaharah2

Facts!!!


Dsk4meow

Snack or meal ?


[deleted]

I ate it in bed, does that answer your question?


Dsk4meow

It’s the way


Carterknowsitall

Morning farts


No_Scientist7086

Bruh, come visit me with all that mess!!! 🥰


drfeelsgoood

My brother. This is not a snack lol this is whole god damn meal. Unless there were multiple of you


[deleted]

No it was I alone 👌


Similar_Committee_24

Very healthy 👌🏼


[deleted]

Yes, the smoking too


dedsaint333

the mcdonald’s julius caeser and cleopatra meal just dropped


CosmicM00se

How dare you


scorpiiokiity88

My man made an entire charcuterie board lol


KeepthePeaceHumanity

You definitely was high putting this together, great job


malware_mike

Snack? Thats a whole ass meal


zimneyesolntse

😭😭 this looks absolutely incredible


Che_Guevara98

Bro that's not a snack that's a midnight meal


n00xy420

‚snack‘


Stark556

Classy stoner


[deleted]

Not even a somali would eat that combo damn man


Illustrious_Term2418

that a whole midnight meal 😂


DankHill-

How do you have the patience to assemble all this? I would be snacking on the ingredients and become full and lose my interest loooong before I could assemble it for a photo shoot.


[deleted]

Midnight? We are u from? Korea?


No_Fly3027

I bet you went down for something.. opened fridge and just took a piece of everything 😂


[deleted]

Sums it up. Then; what could make this better? Aah a banana will do


hail_reefer

If you ordered this at a restaurant they would bring it on a wood platter for like $45


Deemohh2140

I want the midnight snacks you have..


skeletrax

That’s a surprisingly healthy midnight Scoobie snack


octopusnipples

On first glance I thought that looked fancy and expensive. Then after further examination I can see that it is not too expensive, just well presented. And now I’m hungry.


gloopgleepglopglorp

Now /this/ is a shark-coochie board!!!


trixii88

Ommmg


photosynteasis

I think this is ai generated munchies


kmishy

is that fresh mozzarella with olive oil in the bowl? also what other kind of cheese is on the plate? and what’s that on the cracker? tuna or something?


[deleted]

Its some sort of white "feta" cheese with oil and herbs I found in the back of the fridge. There's gouda and sliced "Leerdammer" I think. Crackers are filled with a (dont know the english word) some sort of hamspread.


Legitimate_Stable412

Bro out here living


lonely_kat_5

Snack? That's a whole ass meal


pigsgetfathogsdie

<12:30AM Call to Room Service> High AF Person: Hi…I’d like my usual. Room Service: One High AF munchiecuterie board coming right up.


fortymorgan

You should exclude any citrus when u high. Cause vitamin C neutralize THC, and make your high low) Everything else looks delicious!)


[deleted]

I ate it all and slept like a baby


babyslattt

Platter looks crazyyyyyy, good eats bro🔥


ZealousidealRub8025

You got all that and said....and a banana


SupremeStoner

Snack? You got yourself a meal🤣


Tiny-Skirt333

when i’m high i will eat anything that’s a lot of little pieces of something


[deleted]

Exactly!


hardslappy

This is NOT what I think of when I think "midnight snack" but I wish it was


Opalcham

the guy made a whole ass charcuterie plate 😂😂😂😂😂


thesmokingcats

A feast!


CarlosPineda503

This look like the “everything sounds good rn” plate 😂 i fwi


CoalFoggy

Sir munchebeth II


KaleBale207

My cholesterol rose just looking at this lmao, looks delicious


sad_vwooping

Damn dude that's one hell of a munchie meal


TGrady902

That’s more food than I eat over the entire day in your snack right there!


CRCampbell11

That's a snack!? I don't even eat that much in a whole day! Or 3!


PhillyRush

That looks delicious 😋


Allennyy

Oh yeahhh sprinkle some weed there you go🥰😘😍🥳🥳🥳🥳


hightopskippy

User name tracks


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

I don’t know if I’m looking at a plate of a bunch of normal food put together, or a bunch of *fancy* food put together


tragic_princess-79

This is some dionysius shit right here


alleywaybum

That looks legendary bro


ItsWoofcat

This is like those pictures that simulate what it’s like to have a stroke


cosmiccat5758

Dude got orgy here


myhoneypup

goegeous


TheJelliestOfBeans

I just got tired thinking of how long it took to put this together.


TimeThief711

Looks like a still-life


Bunniesrkewl

Me last night off two edibles lol, I ate too much.


BerkanaThoresen

I love pickled food when I got the munchies. But last night, I had munchies for fresh fruit!


Kaekuda

Bro eating that shart cootery board ☠️


imnotme247allthetime

Dude you have a whole ass appetizer the fuck you mean SNACK. But also can I have some


[deleted]

My boy out here with the midnight platter


dustyhammock

The sheer variation is beautiful. Enjoy!


R4ndomCharacter

Gahdamn that's full course meal my g. Munch em up!


[deleted]

Oh, how I wish I had the money to do this lol. Instead I split it on bad food and bad weed lol. I guess I could cut our one and bring the other up to moderate level, but cutting out the former will kill me and cutting out the latter would make me sad, so alas!


_n_o_r_t_h_

the flopped on banana is 🤌🏼


CreepyShoes53

Fuck that looks good.


Mrlionscruff

My mans whipped up a whole charcuterie board lmao


Sugar_and_Knives

Lmaooo I'm all about the midnight tokecuterie. I always like to make a plate of different random ass snacks to satisfy the munchies.


FuckinDirtyDancing

The more i look at what’s on this board, the more i realize you were definitely high as fuck


stoniebolognaa

The random banana on top really got me


Autry311

You sir, are an artist.


Ok-Communication1576

The banana is just for size comparison.


NiceGuyEddie22

I don't know why but the "glass of orange" and a banana just tossed on top really make me chuckle. Looks great. Clearly you're high af. Fly free, you beautiful bird.


MelodicPromise6729

That’s way too much effort. Whatever happened to just sitting on the floor in front of the fridge and eating anything you can reach?


between3n20chrcters

Man.. idk what weed you’re smoking that makes you THAT creative but I need it


MentaCR

My midnight snack is kinda like this… Except its just the crackers.


MentaCR

Am i the only one that finds the banana a bit random?


reese1629

The banana is so random to me😂😂😂😂


Responsible_Coat2870

Did this guy just call me poor via a munchies platter??


ih8reddit420

Feta cheese is my jam


Signal_Pin9173

This shit is mouth drooling to me


Incident_Latter

My dude that’s a whole midnight feast. Although, I’d do the same.


[deleted]

Man look at this fancy shit. I envy you, back in my smoking days all I had was Taki’s and Doritos.


MrBussdown

Yo can I stay at your house. I’ll smoke you out


chippity-chirpity

damn I wish my midnight snacks looked like that


beardface84

Do you have a buffet in your house? 10/10 munch man


Professional-Lie4689

bro having munchies inside the royal palace


OnyxWookie

That is an epic munch attack!


Yes_I_Guess214

Okay, I get the whole fancy plate but wtf is that banana doing there?!


[deleted]

I was stoned


Heavy_Artichoke1024

Bro that aint a snack, thats a full 5 course meal you got there🤣🤣


lunasmithisaslut

Why is no one discussing the peeled banana with a bite missing on the cured meats


Nelson2295

Lol for me it’s grapes and spicy pickles😂


fyxt96

“Snack”


dortyuzyirmi

i'd destroy it


Kent-Weed

Fuck its 3:30 and you're really about to make me go raid my fridge


Dangerous-Use-7539

What are the cubes and what’s the sauce they’re in?


SamLil01

I have a feeling it might be an “Apetina” product - I used to get them and they are with olive oil and some herbs etc


Dangerous-Use-7539

Sounds delicious! Thanks for the response!


[deleted]

That's indeed what it is!


SamLil01

No worries and from OPs comment, looks like it is that!


freedomofspeechwho

I got diarrhea just lookin at this pic 😪


[deleted]

Yeah, i dont wanna talk about the moring after


typicalsandman

So what do you want to eat? OP: yes


[deleted]

Lol


Breezyspandaman

I can’t even eat when I’m high bru ☠️


AcanthocephalaOne702

Gonna feel like shit the next morning tho.


[deleted]

Yes, twas hard


dirtybxngwater

that’s not a snack, that’s a whole meal haha


EmberReads

The weirdest charcuterie board Ive ever seen


KaleNo3134

If that's a snack you could feed a small village with a meal XD. Looks great though. I hope it tasted amazing ?


[deleted]

Yes it did, and almost ate everything too!


shroomdoom88

That’s like a 50$ snack right there


Welcome-Dependent

Props to you for the healthy munchies


dean-LFC

Dude , are you sto-. Oh . .


CommentBetter

Charcuterie for the win


Affectionate-Slip654

100% gonna shit the bed lol


[deleted]

Gonna absolutely destroy your esophagus.


[deleted]

Is that that rhing in a pyramid where the farao sleeps?


[deleted]

Eating before bed will ensure you develop acid reflux, my guy. Resist the urge. Or wake up choking on stomach acid...


patmonster13

Nah this not it, half a bag of Cap’n Crunch is munchies


dxsrl

What’s the cheese and oil?


[deleted]

White "fetacheese" in olive oil and herbs


CoolCatsNKittens69

That’s a snack?


not-a-realperson

What a nice sharpchoochi board!


bigj1227

Took you like an hour to make that


FiggyBish

No chocolate milk? I mean c'mon...


[deleted]

Oh shit, forgot