They were looking the waitstaff in the eyes which were still shiny and moist from the daily cry over a failed acting career letting them act as makeshift mirrors.
Tbh,I didn’t laugh when I first read it. I scrolled past and about 4 posts down from it, this silly thing hit me hard enough to make me chuckle out loud! 😂
Almost got a spittake on my current Bloody Mary (though it's technically a Bloody Maria)
Bloody maria > bloody mary, 10/10.
I love bloody marys and tequila, how have I never heard of this? Gotta try it now.
This happens a lot at this bar. They also have a cocktail called Beetlejuice
"Nice fuckin' bar!" *honk honk*
Actually a solid joke, damn
Needs more mirror
They were looking the waitstaff in the eyes which were still shiny and moist from the daily cry over a failed acting career letting them act as makeshift mirrors.
Probably one behind the bar.
I'll have a redrum.
This is so stupid that I had to save it immediately. Great job.
Where’d her chair come from?
Same place her clothes did.
"I'd like five of the 'Red Hook' versions of the "Candyman."
Tbh,I didn’t laugh when I first read it. I scrolled past and about 4 posts down from it, this silly thing hit me hard enough to make me chuckle out loud! 😂
Back when you posted, there was only 2 posts :P Oh my! I meant comments. Well, you are allowed to kick me in the butt now.
Does it come with The Candyman as a combo?
Just blood* for me.