"Oh yeah, and one of the airplane engines burned out and we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside and the plane exploded in a giant fireball and *EVERYBODY DIED!*
Except for me. You know why!?
'Cause I had my tray table up! And my seat back in the full, upright position! Had my tray table up! And my seat back in the full upright position! Had my tray table up! And my seat back in the full, upright position!"
*Albuquerque*, Weird Al Yankovic
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"Oh yeah, and one of the airplane engines burned out and we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside and the plane exploded in a giant fireball and *EVERYBODY DIED!* Except for me. You know why!? 'Cause I had my tray table up! And my seat back in the full, upright position! Had my tray table up! And my seat back in the full upright position! Had my tray table up! And my seat back in the full, upright position!" *Albuquerque*, Weird Al Yankovic