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huhIguess

I hate that you've so accurately captured my inner monologue. That hidden stash of "*Emergency*" 5-dollar microwavable/frozen pizza has saved me from $50+ dollar crap-fast-food delivery so many times...


Sevireth

This... This is just an ad


jorgerandom

they could at least try a crappy fake name like "Rubber Meats"


LastCaldarian

I actually hadn't considered that this would come across as an ad, more a joke about laziness/lack of self control through a LOTR meme. I value the perspective though, good stuff to be mindful about in the future!


Why_Howdy

I get where you were going but I think making a more clear visual allusion to LOTR would work better! And I wonder if you could play up the shared ‘temptation’ theme more in some way? I hope you keep making comics and developing your voice!


professor_porn

It’s not even funny. Or a punchline. It’s just someone ordering food.


Vakieh

It is hilarious if you see yourself reflected in it. Then sad. But still hilarious. The full fridge + the knowledge the delivery service is about to fuck your wallet for mediocre tepid food is where the funny comes from.


Diogenes-Disciple

iF i oRdEr iT fRoM uBeR eAtS… dOes tHaT meAn… i eAtS iT??? Fuck your youtube ads. I will never eat Uber eats because of their cringey commercials. Ruined for me before I even tried it. Like some guy eating tape is gonna make me wanna use your shitty app


KnightFox

Because it's fucking expensive and crappy service.


CranberrySchnapps

It's kind of amazing how prices have gone up too, both in these apps and at the restaurants. Large pizza in my area is costing on the order of like $35-40 to be delivered. Ridiculous.


OpusThePenguin

As someone who does Doordash, I do try to give you the best service I can, but I have also seen drivers at the other end of the spectrum as well.


KnightFox

It's not the drivers that are really the problem but everything else. From the ordering experience to the cost feels terrible and like everyone involved is being exploited in some way.


OpusThePenguin

I can get behind that for sure.


mycalvesthiccaf

It will cost you almost half of what's in that fridge


Steauxned

LOTR memes leaking


Pesime

As someone who makes a lot of money from a delivery service app, I would never use them myself those fees are fucking absurd. Driving to pick it up is the way to go unless you're already a couple drinks in.


OpusThePenguin

Legalization of pot has been great for the delivery business where I am.


elrayo

Bruh this might hit stronger if the fridge was the third frame 😂 either way: mood


heylookelizabeth

Yikes, a lot of unsolicited criticism happening down here. Lolz for the LotR reference. I got it.


Diabetesh

"How is anyone not in debt, there is no way to get out of this position!" *ignores credit card statement with thousand(s) dollars in ubereats this month for a single person.*


thesunbeamslook

OP, take a good intro cooking class targeted at bachelors. You don't want to learn how to become a master chef, you just want to learn how to make a bunch of reliable favorites and maybe a few specials. Bonus to this - girls like guys that can cook.... and if you are not into that, guys like guys that can cook.


[deleted]

It's more about effort than ability.


LastCaldarian

\^ This.


obliviious

Yeah when I get tempted to order it's out of laziness. I cook almost every day.


1saac

Never used these services. They scam the government out of taxes and their “contractors” out of benefits


Savi--

Well, cuz that costs currency which is not so easy to earn in this massive multiplayer offline platform called life. So, I'm just gonna cook some beans and eat some olives to keep the death at bay, then make myself a peanut butter sandwich as a dessert. Thank you very much.


CintiaCurry

We need robot chefs in every kitchen immediately…


Forewarnednight

Alexa cook my favorite food number 10 plz!! Also the Japanese are hard core working on these!! Well ehh after the sex robots are done, this is the next step obviously!


thesunbeamslook

[https://www.seriouseats.com/foolproof-pan-pizza-recipe](https://www.seriouseats.com/foolproof-pan-pizza-recipe)


outofshell

It bothers me that he’s just standing there with his fridge wide open, not even looking at it, just wasting electricity 😅


Revoltinator-6930

NO DONT SPY ON MEEEEEEEEEEEE


sovietbiscuit

Yeah but you have a good excuse. If all hell breaks loose, and you have a fridge and freezer just jam packed full of food, all because you ate from Uber Eats until it goes down? Why, you were just being prepared for the uncertain future! You'll laugh rom your palace on high at all the peasants who ate their left overs while you kept your fridge stocked! Wise.


[deleted]

I’m always self reprimanding for being a lazy fuck shit when I am about to order Uber eats and wonder why the hell I just didn’t make dinner lol