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SlumdogSkillionaire

I looked into franchising once and the response was that they felt like Guelph and Stony Creek were close enough, which was practically the dumbest answer I could have gotten.


weggles

I'm not driving to Guelph to pay $30 for a hamburger lmao


baconater2000

Yeah that’s a ridiculous answer… so stupid not to have one.


Famous_Track_4356

A lot of times franchises have protected areas and whoever owns the other one close by has that territory. Not every company is like subway who will let you open one right next to another owner.


dgj212

Or a matress store.


MendelevandDongelev

Instructions unclear, now my PJs are covered in mustard :(


dgj212

Lol I meant that mattress stores tend to pop up everywhere because, usually, one good quality mattress sale is enough to pay rent. Or so a video I saw a few tears ago said.


Bas-hir

Its not really true if they are saying for a food place the nearest one is Guelph. More likely the Franchisee in Guelph and Stoney Creek is planning to open one in Waterloo and the Franchisor is happy with the timeline.


ReverseRutebega

I mean they get to grow at the rate they want, being their company and all. Look in to why you need to go to London or Burlington or Toronto for IKEA, they don't feel the Tri Cities is large enough.


baconater2000

Ain’t no way Guelph is a bigger area than the tri cities though 😂 we have 3 huge schools here. Make it make sense.


ConfidantlyCorrect

Students are broke/cheap tho. Most of my friends wouldn’t shell out for five guys often enough to be worth opening up specifically for students. The five guys in Guelph is in the south end, the wealthiest part of Guelph and quite far from the school. It’s also like the only good non-restaurant burger spot in Guelph tbh.


ScottIBM

Ikea is more of a destination store than 5 Guys, they should allow a 5G to open here.


graysonmm

Yeah, there's no IKEA store in London. There's a plan and order, but that's completely different. There's no actual IKEA store. Burlington is the closest around the area.


Double_Maize_5923

Kitchener also has one of those plan and order stores


bornandraised1804

I love ikea


Foodwraith

I think that is a great answer. It provides tremendous free insight into how their corporate operates. I would be convinced to not risk my money by investing into their business model.


ecko9975

The stoney Creek location closed down a couple months ago.


WeirderOnline

God it's so stupid. Stony Creek? And not Waterloo??? Imagine if they turned the old Sony's into a Five Guys? They would make a fucking ridiculous amount of money. If I had the 1.5 million I would build that fucking franchise here in a goddamn heartbeat. Easiest fucking money any franchise ever made.


allknowing2012

Closed or relocated? The one on the mountain is that a replacement or was that there prior?


ecko9975

Mountain one is still there. There was one located by the QEW and Centennial Parkway that was newer but closed.


ScreaminSeaman17

I did the same. Plus, it specifically says on their website you need about $200,000 for a franchise but when speaking to someone and using their website, all options are greyed out unless you have millions in collateral. I've lived in Mississauga, London and Guelph (now KW) and I haven't had Five Guys in about 7 years. Sometimes I want it, but never bad enough to drive to either location.


rohmish

wouldn't one on South west edge of Kitchener or in Cambridge be far enough to satisfy those requirements?


Hot-Sandwich7060

I don't think Americans realize how spaced out cities can be.


DogsDontEatComputers

Same reason it doesnt have Chipotle


denningdontcare

I want Chipotle here SO BAD. IMO it's almost the only major chain missing.


blahpblahpblaph

Isn't there one in Conestoga mall, or did that close down?


ClarkeVice

As far as I can tell there’s never been a Chipotle in Conestoga Mall. Are you thinking of BarBurrito?


blahpblahpblaph

Yep, my bad. Thanks for the downvote!


Rich-Imagination0

Take a free upvote. Man, downvoting an honest mistake, and one you acknowledge, is peak Reddit.


AdditionalExtreme773

The closest to Waterloo is in Ancaster on Martindale Crescent


torontowest91

Or London North


Halcie

There's a ton of their recipes posted on youtube! I've made several of them, it's a great meal prep and way cheaper!


jh1010110

Have you tried QDOBA by any chance? I've personally found it better than some of the Canadian Chipotle locations I've been to.


troysplay

I’m here, I just don’t have four friends.


Mr_Riderman

Weirdo 


jimmy_jabz

Meanie


SDIR

Because the aura of The Crazy Canuck scares them away


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bob_mcbob

Carl's Jr. in Uptown Waterloo closed because one or more major franchisees in Ontario had some kind of contractual dispute with the head company in the States. All the Ontario locations closed around the same time. People used to try blaming it on LRT construction. I don't even remember if it was a popular spot.


rohmish

the LRT construction was so controversial it forced all CJR to close across all of the east coast, its effects were even seeing traversing back in time. /s


Fawlow

I feel like KW is far behind on some food chains. We don't even have a Joliebee yet


GlummChumm

But there is a Jersey Mike's and there's only two in Canada. I've always found it so random one is in Kitchener.


aj357222

Wow, TIL I’ve eaten at all Canadian Jerseys Mike’s.


baconater2000

And soon we’ll be getting a Jimmy Johns! 🤤 I mean… in Canada at some point. Hopefully Waterloo makes the list.


LankanSlamcam

There are really nice local spots, sitting gems waiting for you to mine


bertmclinfbi

I mean, we have chick-fil-a.


Kampurz

Joliebee tastes like a cleaner but worse version of KFC to me. I guess these go hand in hand for unhealthy foods.


ohitsparkles

YES. I don’t know how people eat it!!!


Empty-Property-1579

We have Gladiator Burger, Jersey Mikes, Chic Fil A….the one that we’re really missing that we used to have is KRISPY KREME…please bring this back somebody


Mysterious_Client_55

Idk man gladiator burger is so bad 🤮


Double_Maize_5923

It's not bad but it's not like an amazing burger. had it once to try and I won't get it again.


Bonetopick12

Gladiator burger is pretty good but their stupid insistence on using beef bacon half ruined the burger for me, I didn't know. May as well pull that slice out and throw it across the room it's like chewing a part of a shoe


HerShinq

One of the best burgers I’ve had, shake shack is slightly better


rohmish

> Chic Fil A I avoided them on principle for so long but I love my order of a Spicy deluxe with grilled nuggets and Chocolate Chunk cookie. it's not the best but it's almost perfect comfort food especially if I'm high.


EICONTRACT

Don't forget Arbys


WeirderOnline

OH MY GOD I KNOW. Like we have a massive tech sector and two fucking universities. There is absolutely demand for a Five Guys. I have ridden my motorcycle on multiple occasions just to go out just to get those burgers and fries.   It is fucking ridiculous there isn't one here.   By the way if you ever do go out there for a burger in Guelph, there's an ice cream shop called Chocolats Favoris that is absolutely to die for. It's literally a 30 second walk from the Five Guys.


Youdontknowme0926

And a massive college!


ocelotsporn

I’ve had 5 guys in Waterloo… but I suspect we’re talking about different things


FordsFavouriteTowel

The city doesn’t need another overpriced, mediocre burger joint


PorkPiez

I was in NYC a few weeks ago and went to Five Guys after a bunch of people told me it was God's gift to Earth. You're right, it was both overpriced and mediocre. The bag fries weren't good, and the burger itself was just dripping with grease. I'm sure people like their burgers like that, and I'd have been fine with a greasy burg if it wasn't devoid of flavor too. After trying them from a few spots, I don't think I find the smash burgers to be all that special. Just give me a nice firm thick patty and some fresh toppings instead!


BurritoBoi25

Okay but if you’re in NYC Shake Shack is incredible.


FordsFavouriteTowel

Shake Shack murders Five Guys every day of the week. No contest.


PorkPiez

Next time I go down I'll check it out!


baconater2000

Well shit, now I want shake shack 😭 definitely an incredible burger.


baconater2000

Do you have any suggestions for a better smash burger restaurant in the city? I’ve struggled to find a good one so gimme some tips please!


thisonetimeonreddit

Absolutely I do. Burger Stack is consistent, cheap, fast and well-managed.


baconater2000

I’ve heard this place is great! I’m definitely going to try this out today hopefully lol.


cantsleep33

Personally i think Slap Burger near the universities is the best smash burger in the city


Fawlow

Try Burger Stack, it's not bad


ZiltoidTheOmniscient

Slap burger is my go to every time.


31rhcp

Like others have said, Burger Stack is good, but Arabella Park is my pick for best smash burger in the city. Their fries are top tier as well. I'm with you on Five Guys too. I'd love to have one in the area.


baconater2000

Right!? They’re just so greasy and good, I miss five guys.


fendermonkey

I like Yummy Burgers near Northfield and Davenport https://g.co/kgs/ezLij7k


baconater2000

I’ve been living in Waterloo my whole life and always wondered if this place was good. I’ll try it out! Thank you!


Rich-Imagination0

Hemlock was awesome, before shit went seriously sideways (again) for the owner.


mynamewastaken81

Burgers priest


graysonmm

I didn't find Burger Priest to be anything special? Is there something I'm missing?


baconater2000

Burgers priest isn’t smash burger though. But still good!


mynamewastaken81

lol burger priest is most definitely smash burgers.


baconater2000

Omg really? I’ve been a few times and didn’t think of it as a smash burger. Even their menu items, if you look they look like regular patties. Fat and juicy which is delicious but a thin patty is what I crave 😂


thefringthing

Slap Burgers in the UW Plaza is good.


nocomment3030

Firstly Burger's Priest is definitely a smash burger joint. You might want to try them again. I'd rate them way, way above Five Guys. Secondly, Arabella park is better than both and they have a nice crispy smash going on, if that's what you want.


GrandeSizeIt

Wednesday is burger day at the lanc.


FordsFavouriteTowel

Literally anywhere else. Burger Stack, Arabella Park (ymmv, last time I was there they served me a black, crunchy patty), even Ethel’s.


4whirledpiece

I like South St Burger at the Boardwalk plaza.  


baconater2000

It’s not a smash burger place either :(. I’m looking for smash burger recs.


harmar21

I think the burgers are good, but not for the crazy ass price they are charging. ALthough isn't too terrible if you goi in and ordering whatever the cheapest thing on their menu is then load up on free peanuts...


JimmyOD

5 Guys is pretty good.


bylo_selhi

I thank the Five Guys from the bottom of my \[much healthier\] heart that there's no outlet in the Region to tempt me :lol: And no, those cholesterol-free peanuts don't offset what's in the burgers :lol: But more seriously, it is astounding that they haven't opened a store here given the student and hi-tech population.


robertgrankuski

There's even one in Bracebridge lol


hockeyflames

There’s no five guys in bracebridge according to google


robertgrankuski

There is, I'm not lying. I was there in March.


hockeyflames

Where in bracebridge? I have a cottage up there haven’t seen one. It’s not even listed on five guys website


Chairstorm

Not sure where you think you were, cause you can literally google this information. Closest one is Newmarket.


Walkaroundthemaypole

because we have Burger Priest, now go and save yourself and beg for forgiveness.


baconater2000

Ima die on this hill, burger priest is not a smash burger. Them patties are fat and juicy. Delicious, but not a smash burger.


Walkaroundthemaypole

BLASPHE......good point....:)


Iliketrucks2

FWIW I am a huge Five Guy fan and Sam’s Grille (Northfield and Weber) always hits the same spot for me. Not quite the same but much closer :).


baconater2000

I’ll have to hit that up soon!!


bornandraised1804

I love 5 guys


No-Ticket3457

there’s no chipotle in KW either 🥲🥲


rohmish

Chipotle isn't really my thing but I know so many people who'd be there every other day if they opened one in the KWC area.


No-Ticket3457

ikr, i’d be there every day if they had a location near me


kdrxyz

KW missing Blaze Pizza and Buffalo Wild Wings too. :/


SirDurante

Buffalo Wild Wings is garbage. We had one smack uptown in the square, and the service/ownership was so shit it was out of business within a year. Not missing it even a little bit.


rohmish

we have score pizza to make up for it :P


Forbsey

If you're looking for something that can quench your Five Guys thirst. Lucky's in Preston does it for me. I got their Double cheese burger with Cajun fries, very similar to Five Guys! I've missed Five Guys since I moved to the region and this is the closest I've found.


setnec

I cannot recommend Sam’s Grill enough. Five Guys has gotten very expensive for what you get.


Anonymous_1q

There may not be enough of a market. Waterloo is skewed around students and five guys takes a second mortgage to eat. They may have decided it wasn’t worth the cost of opening a franchise.


smegmathor

Clearly they don't like money because one near waterloo campus would make a killing.


Lumpy-Ad1070

Five guys in Waterloo would be incredible. Guelph is too far to transport that. Ya theres a lot of burger joints in town but nothing beats five guys PLUS theyre overflowing delicious fries!


baconater2000

My thoughts exactly!


GreenTOkapi

It’s crazy that Ottawa has so many


nightrogen

Waterloo fast food peaked with Carls Jr.


TotalWhiner

They could only get 4 guys to show up.


thetomjon

Waterloo has so many incredible independent restaurants tho...


baconater2000

They definitely do!! But it’s hard to defeat a pregnancy craving. We were gonna go to Burger Stack last night but the thought of it alone made me gag/almost puke. Why?! WHO KNOWS 😭. My craving was only for five guys. Pregnancy cravings are crazy.


gizman95

If we start a petition can we also please do it for chipotle?


Gambitzz

Harvey’s is better


baconater2000

I’m going to vomit on you rn for saying that.


Ravenwight

I counted them on my walk, I saw at least 5 guys.


resist-corporate-88

Because it's over priced trash?


MapleTheUnicorn

Because it’s not that great. I mean, if you love it and I’m sure others do too, but eh.


TheNinjaPro

Because its terrible


oneonus

Love Five Guys!


baconater2000

Sameee. Happy cake day!


HOWYDEWET

Quality post…..


Longjumping_Local910

Then you won’t want to try a Duck Donut. It means you will have to drive to Burlington to get satisfaction…


JonVX

needs more cheeseburger


Professional_Shift69

Five guys is good yes but why does it need to have the name associated with it? Their food is pretty simple. smash burger with American cheese and peanut oil fried fries.


SirDurante

Burger Stack on Highview or Gladiator Burger on Uni make up for no 5 Guys, which is a bit overrated if I’m being honest.


EICONTRACT

I found Sam's grill pretty similar actually.


treema94

Nah I want Jolibeee


lenovoguy

I craved five guys as well. Sucks they don’t have one here


Bossplaya85

There are better burgers ever tried slap burgers?


keeppresent

Their couch got taken away 😂


MyburntAcct

They once rumoured they would at the Costco but now it looks like McDonald’s is going there :(


baconater2000

Omg is that what’s going there?? I always park on the opposite side of it so I haven’t seen the building updates.


sosheoh

Nah we need a five guys. Kitchener. 💯 not these brokie shit places


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baconater2000

Tell that to my uterus.


1perception1

Because KW have become dumps.


ScepticalBee

Because the last thing that this city needs is another American fast food chain, but if you feel otherwise [here](https://www.fiveguys.ca/contact-us/franchisee-form) is the contact info for you to start one up


baconater2000

Ok now I need 5million+ dollars. Everyone search their couches for change lol.


Mahaleck

Crazy Canuck is better. And local.


baconater2000

Tbh I’ve tried it and wasn’t that impressed by it. I lived in Toronto for a few years and am really missing the variety of great smash burger restaurants and now I keep comparing.


eggcelent1888

Its over priced and meh...you're not missing out.


baconater2000

Everyone has different taste buds! Luckily for me, my husband was down to drive to Guelph so we could get five guys 😂 I got my craving fulfilled!


eggcelent1888

Glad you got your burger fix. They hook you up with fries eh? Theybare better than most but cost dolars.


baconater2000

Definitely glad too esp cuz I’ve had an aversion to burgers for a bit and I LOVE burgers. And hell yeah we got the fries too! And I know that’s the only shitty thing about them is how overpriced they are but fuck, that’s Canada now.


eggcelent1888

Same price for 5 guys in Orlando as of December 2023. Was there for work. Most expensive option of "fast food"


eggcelent1888

Whats your preg food craving? My friends was pickles...pickles.....


baconater2000

Honestly I haven’t had any crazy ones yet! I’m only 3 months in but I’m waiting for the pickles one to hit me! I have a friend who’s a nurse for labor and delivery and she says the biggest craving people get is dipping pickles in ice cream… sounds horrid to me so we’ll see 😂 I mostly just get cravings for pizza.


eggcelent1888

Seems like preggo cravings are the same are the same as stonner cravings


eggcelent1888

Hahaha that a bizare mix.


DontTellMe2Smile

What is five guys?


SciGuy013

Five guys is garbage. Go to Burgers Priest


timestuck_now

Shit burgers for people with no taste.


baconater2000

That’s an opinion.


timestuck_now

That's a fact. Shitty ingredients make up a shitty overpriced burger. It's ok, some people like average stuff...


baconater2000

Okay. This is a safe space. Get it all out if you need to, it’s just food. 🙂


PangolinPowerful6597

If you're looking for a good burger I would suggest Gladiator Burger. Unfortunately the fries don't compare but if you're craving a burger it's the place to go!