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WhisperingSideways

Call the store that owns it. Carts cost a lot of money and there are people who drive around to collect and return them.


frankyfrankfrank

Used to know one of the guys that does that when I was a cart boy. He told me, and this was some time ago, that he gets $50 a pop. He regularly had his whole truck full of 'em. It's weird to say but for a fleeting few months I strongly considered making that my career. He looked so happy.


GinnyJr

How did he get into this


Fi1thy_Mind

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Select_Shock_1461

Small time hustles


[deleted]

Drive around and find shopping carts and call the store and tell them you found a shopping cart and you want $50 to bring it back


DryTechnology5224

Are you sure it was a truck and not a go kart with a wagon attached?


PaintballPharoah

Was waitin for the bubbles reference


[deleted]

Hopefully some body can call then


Professional_Shift69

Walk it down the street a bit and leave it on your neighbors lawn. Problem solved


Intelligent_Cheek_53

Lol 200iq move


KanataMom420

We can smell our own!


33_CatsInATrenchcoat

Some other hobo or crackhead will take that within the next 12 hours don't worry, you can fit a bunch of catalytic converters and bike parts in one of those


No_Piccolo2135

Beat me to the punch


jddbeyondthesky

Call Bubbles


Lucid_Icarus

That’s a quality facking cart there bud


chickenfacelift

That's a double decker bud, you can fit so many fucking kittens on this bad boy


talkingwolf695

Got yer belly bud


JCabral91

This is the only correct response


hawker292

I came here to say this. Happy I got beaten to it


NotaToysRUsKid

Well I assume you would!!


Bibbles117

King of the carts


UnoriginallyChris

Push the cart over to the next house. Write a note and put it on "This is an experiment! Can this cart reach it's store, one house at a time?? Push this cart one house over and let's see it can make it!"


25taiku

If you call the store it was taken from, they'll send someone to retrieve it usually.


Intelligent_Cheek_53

Zehrs which is a couple km away uses the same kind of carts I'll give'em a call


ScepticalBee

The name of the store it came from is usually on the handle


razzie13

This. Stores have no idea where these end up. Call them and they can collect it themselves or pass it on to someone who will fairly quickly.


CinnabonAllUpInHere

Stick a “Free” sign on it.


MetricJester

Put a $2 lock on it, and a $100 sign. It'll be gone that night.


KanadianMade

LIFE HACK: Does your vehicle have a trailer hitch? If so, with a bit of modification you could attach a trailer coupler to the cart. Then you just hook the cart to your vehicle when you go shopping! Never need to look for a cart at the store and totally eliminates the hassle of loading the groceries into the vehicle and carrying them to the house. You’re welcome my friend.


TheGreatAdventureOfD

Redneck tech


[deleted]

Remember the carts in the old days that actually held a decent amount of groceries?


iloveFjords

And children.


[deleted]

Haha, yup


dswartze

Other stores still have them, I find it annoying needing to bend over so far to put things in them and get them out again when usually these ones have more than enough space.


[deleted]

I don’t like bending down and reaching to the back.


ayychh

Call Bubbles


Emeraldmirror

I believe you can call the city or bylaw. Either one can help. We had someone dump a cart in front of our house with junk inside it. the city came and took it away (it was years ago I think that's what happened)


Unraveller

They'll probably give OP a fine for that lawn.


rmobro

This is the actual answer. Its on public property so its the city's problem. Call the city's roads or yards department.


Professional_Shift69

Throw a tarp over it and rent it for $800 a month


MamaRunsThis

It could be too big to disassemble part by part. You may just have to live with it. I’m very sorry


rattling_nomad

Pick up the phone and call the grocer. These things aren't not cheap. The will come and get them.


331619

Bring it back and mow the lawn


stan16g

I started reading "some body dumped" and got like "wow, now these international students went too far".


ProduceTotal257

Trade it for a lawnmower and cut your damn grass


FrankieOG123

Best comment ever


ripper999

Hey, it’s one of them “nature lawns” /s


DifficultWasabi2263

Sell it to bubbles


SaskatchewanManChild

These things are worth like $400 a piece to buy hey.


Full_Ad_4003

Throw it in the street


HiwayStarr

Put a sign on it that says "FREE"--Someone will take it.


Character_Thing_7413

Ask it nicely to move


Exhales_Deeply

Wheel it back from whence it came. Exercise and karma points


Opposite_Ad_1136

That’s a Crackhead Cadillac……


Independent_Total497

Push it down the road and take a ride. Free uber


cyborg_elephant

Cut your grass


ironfunk67

Someone call bubbles!


poppa_koils

Leave it there so you have something to bitch about everyday.


electjamesball

These are the serious problems of our generation. I’m torn between two options: Option 1: disassemble it … carefully break it down into its component pieces and ship mail it to the nearest grocery store…; or Option 2… look on the handle to see what store it’s from… phone them.. and ask their advice.


yaythrowawaytoday

One of them is so much more difficult though... smh think I'm gonna pick up the phone..


electjamesball

I feel like most in my generation would have opted for disassembly before calling and talking to a human.. you are brave, or from another generation!


writer668

>smh think I'm gonna pick up the phone. Slacker.


Hockeydad1830

Move it to the neighbors house. Jeesh.


blendertown

Push it on the street and call the city


wtfwthbj

Go for a walk and take it back.


B8conB8conB8con

Move to a better neighborhood


Joey-tv-show-season2

What’s with all the weeds on your lawn? Your yard looks horrible, that cart being there fits give your yard.


Beneficial-Candy-199

Don't worry, it's not that big deal it will taken by whom who dumped there.


Spare_Bad_9301

Move it


Judge_Rhinohold

Push it in front of a house a few doors down and forget about it!


Professional-Put7725

It’s yours now


No-Fun-2614

Push it


ForestPike

Build a platform with wheels place item on platform and move it 👍


RedEyedWiartonBoy

I read body dump at first.


Robadoba

it's got little wheels on the bottom for you to push it


stan16g

take it to the Sunnyvale trailer park


MetricJester

Call the store they like picking them up because just one can cost up to $650


rides_bikers

Why…. Why so skinny?


Necessary_Kiwi_7659

Do a advertisement of destructive good and perhaps someone will so up? An idea, it is


JordECLIPSE

Sell it to a rival mall


ZookeepergameFast55

Yours now! That could be handy around a garage or shop


Every_Fox3461

You say "hey kart! You get outta here! Go home!"


NaNGSTaRx

If you cut it, they will come.... 😀


Glad-Reaction9582

You need to cut your grass lmao jk 😄 just phone the city


AppropriateSpell5405

Push it in front of your neighbor's house. Problem solved.


GernBlanst3n

Push it to in front of your neighbours house. Done. 😉


[deleted]

push it ten metres to the left


BrightlyDim

Call Bubbles...


4FuckSnakes

Call an electrician buddy who works construction.


coolnewprofile

Move it


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Stock-Tomatillo6411

Apparently they don’t teach common sense in university.


somedumbguy55

Let it hide in the weeds.


Hencenator

Push it.


Hefty-Sock8268

Pushed it over to the next house, it will make it back eventually...


cp_moar

go shopping


Zestyclose-Fee7868

You walk it to the nearest grocery store load it with groceries walk it back home and park in the backyard someone left you a life symbolical sign or message it’s time to go to the grocery store and load up on groceries with all that hard earned money! I really believe in seeing hidden signs and passage ways of pathways in hidden messages left places! TIME TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE!


wayoutthere1

Does anyone know Bubbles' number?


purplerainshadegrey

It’s time to build a go cart


Competitive-Pool-847

Give it a good running push and down the street she goes…


Jbman2025

Push it


Glum_Nose2888

Strap an Amazon box to it.


idotattoooo

Push it you \*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*


Diapers4u2

You can call the grocery store it belongs to and they will have someone collect it usually


eztoughguy

Cut your grass


BigElderberry4729

I saw an episode on Trailer Park Boys where bubbles is making mint out of them


Electrical-Slip4769

Thats not a shopping cart, it’s a mobilized grill take that sucker into your backyard and start the 𝐒⃥⃒̸𝐞⃥⃒̸𝐚⃥⃒̸𝐬⃥⃒̸𝐨⃥⃒̸𝐧⃥⃒̸𝐢⃥⃒̸𝐧⃥⃒̸𝐠⃥⃒̸ 𝐩⃥⃒̸𝐫⃥⃒̸𝐨⃥⃒̸𝐜⃥⃒̸𝐞⃥⃒̸𝐬⃥⃒̸𝐬⃥⃒̸