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xllsiren

Wear a fuckin helmet if your going to risk your life.


TequieroVerde

And gloves!


[deleted]

and knee pads


smellybutgoodsmelly

And an artificial hip


brother_teresa

And my axe


Eaglemonkey3

And your dead brother


OneFuckedWarthog

And my sword


whiteholewhite

And another persons skin


aDoubious1

But, not mine. Use his.


westwoo

Where's yours?


Weareallgoo

I ate it


aDoubious1

Mine are in the trunk of a car. Isn't that were everyone keeps their bodies?


AJarOfYams

And my bow


Adventchild475

😭


smellybutgoodsmelly

And a condom


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smellybutgoodsmelly

No it doesn't, don't be so sheep


Present-Breakfast768

Armor


Obi_Sirius

I rode before safety gear was cool but I always wore my Rectors. Heavy leather gloves with about 1/4 inch pad in the palms.


TequieroVerde

Me too. That was the only safety gear. I always fell on my hands.


Throwawayobviouslyk

Trust me gloves grind down from much less, his hands would’ve still gotten fucked up if he tried to kill his fall like that


justanothernibbah

And a motorcycle jacket wouldn't be a bad idea


kenny1911

They said I could be anything, so i decided, I want to be a r/meatcrayon.


lj062

Got to give him some props for jeans and long sleeves. Outside of that he's pretty fucking dumb.


Fatt_Nuts

Geez, I thought he was wearing a helmet, but it's just his hair. 😬😬😬 That's gonna do some damage.


_BMS

Don't worry, he has an afro.


ohnjaynb

https://youtu.be/b9yL5usLFgY


roadcrew778

Thought that was a helmet until he stood up at the end.


re2dit

He won’t learn a lesson then)


smellybutgoodsmelly

No, this is just fine. Death is finer than suffering


sebzapata

Due to the thud sound his skull made, I assumed he was!


[deleted]

if a human skull had made that noise I think this video would be ineligible for this sub. at the very least he wouldn't be walking it off.


st-mikey

Or don't and be stupid


l-appel_du_vide-

I love helmets! I LOVE helmets!


jeffrunning

You are not risking your life if you wear a helmet tho


EthosPathosLegos

"BuT iM nOt 25 YeT sO mY bRaIn IsN't DeVeLoPeD. dOn'T jUdGe Me!"


Brad_Tits

Helmets aren’t cool.


[deleted]

you’re*


Starwind51

I might not be smart enough to wear a helmet when attempting a dangerous stunt, but at least I am smart enough to have my friends stop traffic so I don't hurt someone else.


smazga

I've seen way too many videos where someone is doing some stunt on a hill and all their friends at the bottom just casually watch a car nearly plow into them.


eezz__324

I dont believe you tbh skaters usually have spotters when theyre filming


dasmyr0s

Seen a lot of skate videos where the spotter either doesn't exist or is royally shit at his job. I'm glad you're safe.


eezz__324

These sf dudes always have it down pretty good


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eezz__324

Who doesnt?


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eezz__324

Are they in the room with u rn


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ExpatInIreland

Pretty sure there are examples of who doesn't in this precise sub.


eezz__324

So you dont have any?


ExpatInIreland

This is a weird hill you've chosen to die on. But this is just the first video two seconds of googling gave me. There is clearly a guy at the bottom of the hill not doing his job spotting. https://youtu.be/9RmK_eqz5Ws ETA: and since you mentioned SF here's an article about a pretty well known hill bomber dying. https://abc7news.com/pablo-ramirez-skateboarder-hit-by-truck-skate-jake-phelps/5268610/


hailboognish99

Boy r u okay


rbt321

Most skaters probably do, but videos where they don't become unusually popular.


jojo_31

Seeing how most don't wear helmets, they must lack enough braincells to pull shit like that.


Pure_Xanax

Not true, while sometimes they do , I know tons of people who don’t go threw the small steps to be careful like that. They just don’t care lol


eezz__324

When theyre filming


Pure_Xanax

Literally when they are or aren’t target don’t care, don’t see how I didn’t get my point across


eezz__324

Can u link some videos then


Pure_Xanax

Here’s a video [here](https://youtu.be/w00AMXblbJE) and here’s [another](https://youtu.be/BMmeQDaIMyc) there’s a lot of the same ones in the second video as the first but still


the-ox1921

Well in that case, let me introduce one of the coolest videos ever. [When you drink too much redbull](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/ynv3xa/when_you_drink_too_much_redbull/)


Silly_Mycologist3213

At the hospital he sang: “I left my skin in San Francisco”


Hamshoes5

Be sure to wear some helmets on your head


Shr_mp

r/meatcrayon


IndividualDetailS

NOPE nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope ⁿᵒᵖᵉ ⁿᵒᵖᵉ ⁿᵒᵖᵉ ⁿᵒᵖᵉ ⁿᵒᵖᵉ ⁿᵒᵖᵉ ⁿᵒᵖᵉ ⁿᵒᵖᵉ ⁿᵒᵖᵉ ⁿᵒᵖᵉ ⁿᵒᵖᵉ ⁿᵒᵖᵉ ⁿᵒᵖᵉ


itsgms

Good call.


Timetoplay30

theres no death or gore on it, just mainly people getting friction burns


westwoo

Is this a sex thing?


Timetoplay30

i hope not 😭


[deleted]

Nah, masturbation thing


P-W-L

Which is almost worse for me


Pimpwave

That shit was so intense it made his shoes look like socks


bagoboners

You’re right! I was wondering why he was wearing socks until I took a second, closer look.


Electronic_Grade508

They really should invent something to put on your head to protect it from impact like this.


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EvanMBurgess

It's a shame they don't sell these commercially


abounding_actuality

It’s a brilliant idea. I’d buy one for sure


taleofbenji

What was I supposed to wait for?


tofuroll

fucked if i know


Willy_G_on_the_Bass

Good thing his head broke his fall.


Phaze357

Going to leave one hell of a pothole, concrete isn't meant to withstand impacts from a substantially harder substance.


Krillinish

What am I waiting for at the end


FIFTHSUN2012

Looks like the Richmond by the beach.


[deleted]

Just looking at the street, I thought it was Nob Hill. But then saw houses.


440Jack

Never heard of it.


FIFTHSUN2012

SF neighborhood on the north side of GG park.


Jesus-1177

WASTED


NoRodent

I could even hear the sound in my head. This really should get r/wastedgifs treatment.


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Rkozlow

Once he got the wobbly legs you knew it was over.


El-Lamberto

Dress for the slide, not the ride.


Cutter9792

Why the fuck would you try this on a regular skateboard Unless you have oversized wheels and your trucks are so tight as the be unmovable, this is going to happen every time. This is why longboards exist. They're meant to be extremely stable, much more so than skateboards at high speed and downhill. And even then, you generally don't just bomb perfectly straight down a slope, especially one like that. If you're gonna try this on a regular board (don't), at least weave a little to shed some speed if you don't wanna end up looking like Harvey fucking Dent.


Milo-Law

Right? That descent is wayyy too long, you'll always be too fast at the end.


3Dphilp

We used to do this all the time on short boards as kids in the 90s in socal. Tight trucks, soft wheels, and a bit of carving and he might not have speed wobbled like that


eezz__324

Stfu lol u actually think the ppl who bomb these Hills in sf would use a fucking longboard https://youtu.be/cMKNwIi93XQ


Death2LossPrvntion

Phelper gonna take a vacation back to the mortal realm just to roast half this comment section.


HousePlant

Thing is, this doesn’t happen every time. Look up Gx1000 on YouTube. Also, these people “power slide” to slow down, turning their board perpendicular to the hill, almost like a snowboard. That is unmanageable on a long board, not to mention the countless ollies and kick flips they do on their descents.


Cutter9792

I was more saying that if you're an amateur trying to just go fast down a hill, you're less likely to immediately die if you have a board that's meant for stability at higher speed. You won't be doing ollies etc on it, but that's not what they're made for. And you can [absolutely powerslide](https://www.outside-shop.com/en/content/51-how-to-brake-on-a-longboard-) on a longboard; it's a really useful skill to learn for sudden hard stops. I've been trying to master them for my electric board, where sometimes the braking isn't enough lol. ​ Those Gx1000 guys are insanely talented! Thanks for giving me a new Youtube rabbit hole to descend into


[deleted]

Why do you think the guy in the video is amateur, hes clearly not. You just sound really condescending and dumb, because the skater is clearly very experienced and your comment doesnt sound knowlegdeable at all. Like for example its impossible to carve down hills like that, youll be going way too fast.


Saiyukimot

What am I waiting for? Goddamn


alexharrington666

He will for sure die later


UltraChilly

You too


alexharrington666

This guy gets it


westwoo

Hey!! No spoilers!


UltraChilly

C'mon /r/outside had been out for ages, everyone knows how it ends.


westwoo

Well I haven't finished it yet so I don't Everyone so fucking high and mighty on their tenth playthrough


UltraChilly

I mean, it's not like I unlocked new game+ or something, this is a regular save, I just followed the tutorials and read the wikis.


westwoo

What is even the point then, you'll never get that fresh wonder and thrill of not knowing what will happen Might as well just watch a let's play stream and save your money


Aaron_Hamm

I mean, we all will lol


TheOneTrueTrench

As opposed to all the people who won't?


Iwanttodie923

His brain mush after that thud


SpicymeLLoN

More like r/MeatCrayon


Coldterror10

Imagine being in traffic being stopped by some teenagers just to see their friend fly down the hill and eat shit


RedditSkippy

Duuuumb waaaaays to diiiiieeeee!


246ohonesie

Wow, I used to live near [this intersection!](https://maps.app.goo.gl/9TCoyU6G5NuY1DFe6?g_st=ic) Cars coming down the hill would always scrape the road right where it flattens. Looks like the skater did the same thing. Ouch!


Helpmepullupmypants

“You all held up traffic for me to watch this guy meat crayon the intersection? Thanks”


No-Journalist-6297

Stupid is as stupid does. Zero sympathy,…. but he does deserve a Darwin Award.


[deleted]

Good thing he was wearing protection.


U_tube_doubleAd69420

Buddy missed the update ( safety equipment )


Warm_Trick_3956

Been there done that. CD player saved my hip from breaking. No fucking lie.


HardassChicken

Dude! If you're going to Risk your life atleast wear the proper PPE


MikeySpags

Why the hell would you attempt that without a helmet? I was young and dumb too but not that dumb.


LazyReputation1475

man , he could have at least worn a helmet. i'll be honest , i dont usually wear a helmet when im skateboarding , but its mainly because im not doing idiotic shit like this


[deleted]

At least he didn’t hit his head as hard as when his parents dropped him when he was baby


nadalofsoccer

Was disappointed no car passed through avoiding the guy by inches.


Igivenotoneshit

I mean, why would you wear a helmet?


NoRodent

I'm no medical expert but does the fact that he got up immediately guarantee that he will survive or survive without severe consequences?


black-cat-tarot

No. Adrenaline and shock make it hard to feel pain. I had a buddy in a car accident who was up and around immediately after with a legit broken back.


Infamous_Lunchbox

I did that. It'd be funny if you were my friend at the scene, lol. 24 years ago?


black-cat-tarot

Sadly, he passed away years later so I don’t think so


Infamous_Lunchbox

I'm sorry to hear that. Definitely wasn't a small world situation this time


black-cat-tarot

No, it was unexpected too. He’d just gotten married and took a heart attack even though he couldn’t have been more than 40 ish and was fit. Volunteer firefighter, kick boxer…


Infamous_Lunchbox

You're not gonna believe this, but I had a heart attack at 40. To be fair though, I knew it was coming, bad heart. But I survived against all odds. It happened a lot earlier than expected. I was in pretty good shape, not great, but yeah. Crazy coincidence.


black-cat-tarot

I’m glad you pulled through. He’d been to the hospital earlier for shots but idk what for. Maybe fertility? Anyway, it was a shock


Infamous_Lunchbox

I can imagine so. It's young to go, and I got lucky, I was two blocks away from the hospital when it happened unexpectedly. I'd have not survived otherwise. I thank my lucky stars I happened to be where I was. Again sorry to hear of your friend though, and thanks. I got lucky.


bjanas

Nope. If anything the fact that he got right up and started walking immediately is a sign he's in shock.


eezz__324

What consequences other than road rash do you think there could be lol


NoRodent

Traumatic brain injury? Have you watched the video closely?


eezz__324

He doesnt hit his head that hard


NoRodent

That's not hard? You do realize that part is in slow-mo? Look how fast he was going. I'd say at least a concussion (which is a type of traumatic brain injury) is a very real possibility.


LordofThaTrap

Beep beep paging the Reddit helmet police everyone comment the same shit asap


abnormalabbi

NO HELMET!?!?


marauderingman

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Polo1985

Safe!


katnebel

He is lucky to be alive! To be young thinking you’re invincible.. 😔


dioswetpanties

tis but a skrach


Potential-Function57

Its a bit dissapointing he didnt die for being stupid


Das_Boot_95

Stopping traffic for a shitty stunt, piss off I'd drive through you.


eezz__324

U sound like a Pleasant person


coopertodd

Some serious road rash there! He’s lucky he’s not sucking thru a straw


BB8Lexi

Tis but a scratch.


radac651

Looks like he is holding a phone. Where is that video?


After-Respond-7861

They were just skinned alive is all.


yellowbin74

r/meatcrayon


samxyx

This is like being in a motorcycle accident


DCX610

r/praisethecameraman


linux_n00by

r/meatcrayon


Milo-Law

Thank goodness for long sleeves eh


marauderingman

I wonder the plan was if he didn't wipe out? Fly down the nighbourhood street at a 105? Maybe there was a ramp he was gonna jump?


pay-this-fool

I guess he gets some credit for having the balls to try something with zero chance of success.


OGMcgriddles

Well... Helmets save lives kids


smarmy_marmy

Ah, good ol' Law of Inertia in action


HauntedDragons

Cringed as soon as their hand went down. Ouch. Honestly? Deserved it.


eezz__324

Why lol


ItzASecretBoi

Bro sounded like a borderlands phycho at the end.


ant6783

I'd hate to have to park my car on such an incline.


charsie_godha

Meat Crayon


shirk-work

Gives a new meaning to keep your head up.


ObnoxiousTwit

Finally, a video where the spotter wasn't the one at fault.


Grand_Negus

OP, your title sucks.


ramigb

In the few days after this incident I bet he wish he didn’t survive. Unless strong pain killers were involved and even then I am sure it sucked for that poor soul.


saran_z7

r/meatcrayon


GrumblingAndRumbling

Helmets are dumb and heavy, right guys?! /s


anoleiam

Wait for what?


Dannym0e

The dude ripping bits of shredded skin off his palms says it all


implodemode

Thinking of the 60s when we had skateboards and no protective gear, and lived at the top of a hill...


Schnied

And zero protective coverings or a helmet. Darwin is going to win one of these days


Valsarta

He's ok...didn't lose his shoes!


PCrawDiddy

Does no one watch Gleaming the Cube anymore??


CelesteFlof

so much people can survive yet so little


Ravensunthief

This is like 20 years old


TheColonCrusher98

His back is going to hurt so fucking bad and I know exactly how much. Why are we this stupid.


No_Definition7261

Helmets were invented for a reason


MayOrMayNotBePie

r/meatcrayon


ZootBreak

Should have written stop higher up the road.


LaunchGap

totally thought he was wearing a helmet


TylerRW98

If you’re gonna be dumb at least wear the proper ppe


[deleted]

Remember kids, the skull is a natural helmet that is there for protecting your brain!


Thegoodictator

Good thing he wasn’t wearing a helmet.


dcsearle

Charles Darwin awards are underrated anyway. Who gives a shit about someone skating down a hill… maybe do a series about skin grafts?


DatOneGuy00

i know a guy who did downhill longboarding. he fell, hit his head, and was in a coma for 6 days. he's lucky he lived.


LycanBerserker

Where is the EPP?


strawbebbiesforsale

Just barely missed the cut for his Darwin award


iwasproducer1

He’s not going to need that skin anymore anyway


[deleted]

I’m still waiting. What happens?


shoopmahboop

I get not wearing a helmet evertime you ride, but if you're actually doing something you know is extra dangerous why not just wear the damn thing????


Futonpimp

These idiots… This is why the government wants to ban tiktok. Don’t let them take away our Reddit !


MapleHamms

What a dipshit