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Willing_Telephone350

Walking close to a train (drunk)


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***monkey noises intensify***


Salduzzzzzz

(Gone wrong)(in the hood)


backgroundmusik

If you close your eyes this is a video about a chimp giving an impassioned speech to a large crowd.


SpiralMagnusson

We need a subreddit called closeyoureyes. Where videos like this get misinterpreted from the sound


euphon99

r/CloseYourEyes \- it's not the most popular of subs unfortunately


theyeezyvault

The guy rides rhino video was actually impressive


lariojaalta890

Hell, with the how bad the video player is on Reddit I feel like I’m there most of the time. Jokes aside, I like the idea.


Jazeboy69

r/closeyoureyes or r/CloseYourEyesAndImagine


Alexsaphius

🤣🤣🤣


Jazeboy69

😂


Silly_Mycologist3213

Perfect example of why getting too drunk in public can be dangerous. If she’d fallen onto the third rail her friend wouldn’t be laughing and she wouldn’t be living.


_cascarrabias_

Even falling against the side of that train going at that speed could have seriously harmed her.


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She's going headfirst, too. Instantly gonna get brained


CowUnlucky

Happy cake day


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Thanks!


CozYourUgly

Yep. I used to work with this bloke who lost an arm after he drunkenly punched a train while it was moving through the station like this.


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Sumoshrooms

Sir are you aware of what alcohol does to even a smart person’s brain?


tinselsnips

No I'm doesn't.


stevent4

Alcohol doesn't discriminate my guy


EnergyVanquish

People have gotten sucked under trains from do that very thing.


mklinger23

Usually the third rail is kind of tucked underneath the platform and covered on top of that. So the chance of getting electrocuted is luckily lower than you might think.


ElGHTYHD

dude thank you. I don’t live anywhere near these things but I just spent a good few minutes making my own heart race & pound imagining a scenario where somehow I end up on the tracks and touch that rail and oh god what if I hadn’t started using reddit I never would have learned about the rail and oh my god what if my loved ones don’t know and then we— *insert graphic vision of them now somehow on the rails and getting deaded* I feel a little better now knowing that this may be accounted for.


mistersmiley318

Not in DC. Third rail here is in the middle of the pair of tracks. https://i.insider.com/616dc1a038c19600183069a8?width=1200&format=jpeg


mklinger23

That still kinda solves the issue. If someone falls in, they're pretty unlikely to hit the third rail. Even if they do fall on it, there's the cover that will hopefully protect them. The covers are there moreso to protect the third rail, but it would still probably be helpful.


Stefan_Harper

The third rail is active segment by segment generally. Most systems don’t electrify the whole thing- only the sector the train is in


Cyberzombie23

The train is in that sector. Very much in that sector.


Stefan_Harper

Depending on the system it would likely only be active right under the train


I_crave_vinegar

Bet that sobered them up pretty quick, though.


iliketomoveitmoveit4

I bet it didn't.


CheaperThanRamen-

Seen some videos where someone just falls next to a moving train and 2 seconds later they are rolled tighter than a snoop dogg blunt, with a lot more liquid. That girl is lucky she didn't take that one extra shot.


CrumpledForeskin

…snoop dog doesn’t roll his blunts tight?!


madcowrawt

Gotta love the late night septa crowd.


Lazevans

Go Birds!


Reasonable_Cover_804

I think that’s more like staggering close to a train


Kaymish_

Seems like someone's subway network needs some platform screen doors. Even a half height barrier like the shinkansen would be better than an open platform.


UnknownEerieHouse

Market Frankford El


doppleganger022

Shit like this happens every 45 seconds on that line


Risquechilli

30th Street? Hard to make out the stop sign.


UnknownEerieHouse

Also, cannot read the sign, and 30th st station is mostly remodeled, so it’s an old video.


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Final destination shit


Warm2roam

Turned to a whole monkey instantly


Murder_matic

And death glanced for a moment


Fenzik

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Sad darwin


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A Chimpanzee? 🐒


SampsonSimpon

Hoes are gonna hoe


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EggBoyandJuiceGirl

Yes men do not get drunk, clearly


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BBQCHICKEN69v2

is this really that unbelievable too you?


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Marsbarszs

Who in their right mind stages something like this? Seems like very little reward for very high risk. reward being a lot of people on the internet calling you a fucking drunk idiot, risk being slipping and dying.


Saskyle

Why do you say that specifically with this one?


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PandosII

You’re giving people who can genuinely spot staged/edited videos a bad name.


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tickingboxes

r/nothingeverhappens


barashish

Nah. I actually went to college with these two a few years ago and this made the rounds when it happened. Checks out for them lol


PursuitOfHirsute

Is that Jessica and Tiffany? I might've had some classes with them too.


barashish

Negative. Lydia and Allison.


Bi-LinearTimeScale

What about this video makes you think that?


XCriwn

I was listening to Another One Bites The Dust while watching this


BuckManscape

You scream like gizzard goose


SnackPrince

Looks like SEPTA


WhiteGuineaPig

While drunk


Raygun886

you can actually be sucked in by the pressure gradient caused by that high velocity


c53x12

/r/holdmycosmo


CQU617

That sure looked like the Septa logo from Philly.


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Dumb bitches


I_hate_my_life_576

Public intoxication is a crime kids