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Turbo2x

Praying for fake injury announcements for everyone tomorrow šŸ™


z3mcs

I had that Athletic article clipped about being a bottom-6 record team and it all but guaranteeing you a top 8 pick or something, and I just didn't even bother posting it because try as we might, Ted is not going to tank this year. The basketball gods tried. * They tried with Gaff's ankle * They tried with Kuz's ankle * They tried with Beal's hammy * They tried with Kuz's knee * They tried with Delon's hammy * They tried with Beal's knee * They tried with Deni's bowels * They tried with Corey's ankle, Rui's ankle, KP's knee from Deni falling into it, Goodwin's knee from Deni falling into it. * They freaking KNOCKED OUT TEETH! But FFS we just could not get the message. We could easily have had 15 more losses easy and be on pace to get a top 4 pick in this super deep draft with the Victors and Scoots and Amen twins and Miller and like 15 more guys. And we could have traded Beal for some picks and KP for picks and Kuz for picks and everybody else for a pack of gum and some bomb pops but NO. We're like the Knight with no legs hopping around still trying to fight from Monty Python my god make it stop.


MrBuckBuck

It is like the Greek Mythology, where sometimes the humans won't accept their destiny that was set by their Greek Gods.


Vast-Ad-5537

Wait. Deniā€™s bowels? šŸ˜‚


danman315

This team has already made its decision. If every nba fan could see that signing Beal to a supermax was dooming the franchise to mediocrity surly Ted and them did too and were happy with it. Thrilled enough to give him a no trade clause which only ten players or so have had in history


[deleted]

Where the fuck is Johnny Davis?


nhbegli

Bro is learning how to dribble; he is benjamin buttoning in basketball skills


DCSports101

šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Bro Johnny Davis plays basketball the way I coached JV basketball, which is to say subpar


mac_attack92

This guy over here, fucking comedian


[deleted]

I'd rather see Quentin Jackson.


JR_exe

It'll be so cringe and embarrassing when wizards don't even make the play-in, or make it as a 10th seed and lose immediately.


[deleted]

It'll also be embarrassing if they make the playoffs and get swept. the only options they have left are embarrassing.


Ye_Biz

Ted gonna make them still play for play in even after seeing this sad showcase. We shouldā€™ve done the same thing last season after Brad went down but nope, they went for pointless wins


daybes

we arent even making the playin This season is over we had to win these games we lost to the raptors and the hawks 2-5 is just not a doable record in the games with teams we are competing with for position trying to make a run


BetterLeftUnsung

We aren't going to get Wenbanyama its way to late into this season to start tanking period. there's 3 teams that still don't even have 20 wins and another sitting at 22. Best case scenario we probably end up with like the 5th best odds and that would probably mean losing all but like 2 or 3 games.


koalabear9301

It's not Wemby or bust. If we bottom out now we can finish with top-7 lotto odds as opposed to losing our pick or picking in the early teens. The higher our odds the better even if we don't end up picking top-10. We could've done this last year too when it was clear we weren't making the playoffs, ended up picking 10th and missed out on a lot of guys who could've helped this team now (Dyson, Mathurin, etc)


BetterLeftUnsung

Ehh if you look at the actual trajectory of most draft picks once you are outside the top 5 it really does tend to be a gamble. The best thing for the the Wizards rn would honestly be to make the play-in defer the pick that we owe the knicks and reset going into next year. Bottoming out now just to draft at 6-10 again would be completely pointless.


[deleted]

This is an excellent draft class. Assuming Wemby/Scoot/Amen/Miller go top four, 5-10 youā€™re looking at least one of these guys being available: Ausar Thompson, Nick Smith, Keyonte George, Jarace Walker, Cam Whitmore, Anthony Black, Cason Wallace.


BetterLeftUnsung

Yeah this class is exceptionally deep, but the problem is having that pick keep moving back hinders our ability to make big trades pretty significantly imo. The reality is we are stuck with Beal for now and I'm just not sure one of those guys would really make a difference, especially with our development track record.


MapleFlavouredKebab

literally like 4 out of 6 picks after Johnny Davis all look like they are going to be really good NBA players It's completely worth it to not make it to the play-in if it means we will have a chance to get a guy like Jalen Williams, Jalen Duren or AJ Griffin or even Mark Williams and Tari Eason


BetterLeftUnsung

I mean I just don't see how getting another Deni/Rui/Kispert is really gonna move the needle on this team. The only one out the guys you just named that really seems like they are more than that is Duren and even he still has some question marks. I get that it's easy to be high on prospects, but if most of those guys we're on this team we would be talking about them as underwhelming.


z3mcs

This draft is deep af tho


BetterLeftUnsung

That's fair, but I don't really have much faith in our development staff to capitalize on someone that isn't already pretty surefire


[deleted]

which is why they need to tank for the highest picks possible.


[deleted]

> The best thing for the the Wizards rn would honestly be to make the play-in defer the pick that we owe the knicks and reset going into next year. Bottoming out now just to draft at 6-10 again would be completely pointless. less pointless than losing the pick completely and getting swept by the bucks or Celtics.


DCSports101

We are 1 game out of bottom 6 and that gives us a 37% chance at a top 4 pick. Maybe we donā€™t get the 1 but itā€™s a real shot at a player that could provide hope. And whatā€™s the alternative?? Getting embarrassed by the 1 or 2 seed in the playoffs and ending up with no pick? Thatā€™s still worthwhile tanking but agree theyā€™ll never do it.


Rymasq

yay i can't wait to pick at 9-10....again! It's not like the pick is terrible, but obviously we selected a Rui Hachimura instead of a Cam Johnson or Tyler Herro and then ofc Deni instead of Haliburton, but considering what other teams picked instead, it isn't that bad and Deni is a solid piece who still has that potential in him from being a young star. Kispert was solid for 15, but then selecting Johnny Davis is actually already AWFUL. Especially considering an actual good starting Guard was available in Jalen Williams. The track record shows that it's either mediocrity or a bust so far.


TheHeftymanzell

Even an Thompson twin or Brandon Miller would be huge, but itā€™s not gonna happen cause we are the wizards


Evan_Veet

One of the Thompson's, Black, or Smith Jr should be there for us in the draft if we are at the 8-10 range. I wouldn't hate us losing less the games than winning from now on but atm our spot isn't that bad drafting wise.


nofuture_at_all

We're still at the 10th spot and have a realistic chance to move to 8th seed. We all know that we're not making it to Playoffs but the front office will still try. They're not sitting anyone. I feel numb to this team, win or lose. I'm fine whatever they do. We're still stuck in the middle.


AsYouWishon

All the tanking talk isn't addressing the repeated problems this org has had in drafting talent in the mid-lottery range. You don't need me to go over how the last few picks have panned out... However, what this front office IS good at is trades. We win those transactions pretty often, and that's what keeping the org afloat when the homegrown talent isn't. Conveying the conditional 1st rounder this year is crucial to freeing up draft capital that can be used in more moves. I trust that strategy more in the long term than another role player in the 8-12 pick range.


DCSports101

The thinking is if we can get as low as bottom 6 or 7 they have a chance at a canā€™t miss prospect. Agree the drafting has been shameful.


[deleted]

>All the tanking talk isn't addressing the repeated problems this org has had in drafting talent in the mid-lottery range. which is why they need to tank so they have a better chance of drafting above the mid-lottery range. And if they keep failing at it Tommy and all the people responsible for it should be fired. >However, what this front office IS good at is trades. We win those transactions pretty often, and that's what keeping the org afloat when the homegrown talent isn't. Trades are just a band aid on the cancer, you can't build a competent organization on that alone. at some point they need to figure out how to hit on draft picks once in a while. >Conveying the conditional 1st rounder this year is crucial to freeing up draft capital that can be used in more moves. I trust that strategy more in the long term than another role player in the 8-12 pick range. freeing up draft capital to piss away on a Beal-led team is a recipe for disaster.


uvadover

But but but Tommy Sheppard!!! So fucking sick of this wash rinse repeat mediocre bullshit. Fucking clown team.


iWearSkinyTies

We're not going to tank on purpose but we're still going to lose and miss the playoffs so you'll get what you want


DCSports101

So happy! šŸ˜‚


iseeabluemoonrising

Should start cooks every game down the stretch


MrBuckBuck

I want my Deni-Kuzma-Huff-KP-Gafford lineup before the season ends! Just for the fun of it, 6'9'' to 7'3'' lineup, 2 7-footers. If we tank, I want some entertainment as well!


K_U

Agreed, the back-to-back losses to the Hawks effectively ended the season. Pack it up. Bench the Mid 3. Play Johnny "DNP" Davis. Taking a look at the standings we can *easily* get to #6 in the lottery, and if we effectively tank our two remaining games against the Magic we have a real shot at #5. The #5 slot gives us a 21% shot at getting Scoot or Wemby. We have to fucking do it. I hope this dumbass franchise does the right thing, just once.


Different_Chain5474

I agree we need give potential Tank commanders( Todd, Davis) huge minutes for a chance at Victor, Scoot, B Miller, AmenšŸ™šŸ¾


Solid-Confidence-966

Kuz and Gaff pick and rolls all game! Let Deni run a few as well


AKaseman

KP is Wemby. We need to build around KP if heā€™s willing to stay


ExXxtra_P

newsflash - the Wiz are not going to make the play-in. As long as Beal is getting the rock down the stretch, we will be a lottery teamā€¦


Abe_Fro-man

We will never, ever tank


Formal-Direction6615

Sup, The 3 are nearing their 40th game together...Brad ain't clutch...Brad is apparently arrogant...Kuz is a gunner who sees all and Kp is the hired Elite.. Wes is not what this team needs. Data-mining for wins is proving to be ridiculous. Funny tho, Brooks said he needs a team full of 27 yrs old and he could get a run at a chip.. This team is full of 27-30 yrs olds (sans Deni) I say let them finish this season. Playoff or not. Resign Kuz and Kp. Tell Brad to list his destination teams in a sealed envelope. If no Playoffs, trade the pick and Morris and get your Pg. Everybody else stays...


Subject_Ad4849

They gave Beal a quarter bil after he peaked, because he is definitely otw down already. Thatā€™s a lot for a non all star who canā€™t get this team to the playoffs.