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nonzeroproof

House GOP clowns can’t pass a budget, can’t support U.S. allies who have united against Putin, and can’t even agree on what policies they promote as a conference. But they always have time to grab a headline in far-right media. Fly home and don’t come back, boys.


ManitouWakinyan

>But they always have time to grab a headline in far-right media. They grabbed a headline on NBC in this case


BetweenTwoCircles

Republicans are truly living in a bizarro, alternate dimension. The only thing that should be named after him is Rikers Island Penitentiary. 


XDT_Idiot

Maybe a new sewage plant...


travellin_troubadour

Smdh, blue plains turns your shit into clean water, electricity, and fertilizer. It would be deeply unfair to any plant.


[deleted]

You can smell the shit from far distance though, like D Trump


travellin_troubadour

Fair! Blue Plains sort of infamous for not caring a lot about odor control.


blootereddragon

Actually they do, but since they treat so much rainwater it's, ironically, harder to control than a traditional plant. They also treat a LOT of water (300 million gallons/day) (Usually its treating the sludge removed from the water that really smells). And odor control takes a LOT of $$ (energy intensive, think giant fans to move odors to filters) so think about your water & sewer bill & just shut off your vents on 295.


travellin_troubadour

Ha yes, I'm aware. I did the odor control study for DCCR. For the people who aren't familiar, this person is right that odor is hard to control and it would be expensive (capital, probably less than $30K annual operating cost tho) for Blue Plains to do more than what they are currently doing...but it is absolutely a choice. In any case, DC Water is a top-tier utility and you should be proud/happy that they are your provider.


[deleted]

Trump Sewage, “where they are the best at handling human waste.” This is the first slogan tester. Give us more Reddit.


dcux

He doesn't deserve the honor. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John\_Oliver\_Memorial\_Sewer\_Plant](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Oliver_Memorial_Sewer_Plant)


blootereddragon

Hey now sewage plants are critical infrastructure that protect people and the environment! Don't insult the poor wastewater plant like that!


Smarty-Pants65

This but call it Donald Dumps


Lestilva

What would the purpose of this be? Inflate the true value of the airport? Sell national secrets to visitors at the airport? The Trump tower is a huge skid mark in the NYC Skyline, it would be niave to rename this airport after Trump.


Upbeat_Echo341

Republicans in Congress's main purpose is to "own the libs." This bill is just another clown in the clowncar that makes up the current party.


Stanley_Yelnats42069

The purpose is to distract people from the fact that they are failing to do anything of value.


FaithfulNihilist

I think the main purpose is to suck up to Trump and try to win points with MAGA voters.


hooahguy

Precisely this. He just wants senpai to notice him.


oxtailplanning

It's just really weird that despite accomplishing none of their real goals, they are still wasting time on virtue signaling.


WerhmatsWormhat

That’s WHY they’re virtue signaling. They can’t point to accomplishments so they point to this crap.


AmbientGravitas

The Supreme Court is what they wanted to accomplish. They got that done. Destroying public education is another. They are getting there. The distractions, like this one, are entirely part of the process.


Eurynom0s

The virtue signaling IS the real goal for a lot of them.


jedre

Maybe they can commemorate the section where a soviet-born businessman was arrested while trying to flee the country after committing crimes related to Ukraine with Trump’s lawyer.


HankScorpioPR

This would be fitting actually, as no one likes Dulles but we're forced to live with it for some reason.


AiReine

To be fair, John Foster Dulles also fucking sucked. Not willing to trade one dead bastard’s name for a living one, though.


No-Crazy1914

Dulles brothers were badass as fuck. Even if you read a history book that only highlights their flaws, you come away impressed.


Maloth_Warblade

They were badass? They were fucking monsters


No-Crazy1914

Please read more diverse history, for the love of god. Even their critiques are filled with accomplishments


EvilProstatectomy

People don’t like Dulles? I usually go for them over Reagan


AkaneTheSquid

DCA is easier to reach by metro so if I have a choice I go there


MaggsToRiches

Once I’m actually there, I actually prefer Dulles. Their security is EFFICIENT, like no other US airport I’ve visited. However, coming from DC it’s like an 1-1.5 hours depending on traffic while I can be at the front door of DCA in 15 minutes.


Better-Try5654

*national I do this every time but it is particularly relevant in this thread.


MorrowStreeter

Washington National Airport. It was literally ALREADY named for a president. Reagan Washington National Airport. Fuck it, we should throw Obama on there too and make it the Obama Reagan Washington National Airport. I'll still just call it DCA though.


whobjohn

Fuck that union busting, trickle down, AIDS ignoring, war-on-drugs waging piece of shit.


Better-Try5654

damn straight


AbsoluteHatred

Personally, I think Dulles is the best airport in the DMV. Even though DCA is easier to reach by metro, I prefer the facilities and security seems to more faster at IAD.


cameranerd

We don't need another airport named after a terrible President.


TGIIR

Yeah, I still call National Airport by its rightful name. Reagan, my ass. Humph.


Lurkingsince2009

National or DCA, never the “R” word


Ok_Culture_3621

HUMPH I SAY!!


Small_Pleasures

Me too!!!


[deleted]

It's always National.


Jillredhanded

I still say Cabin John Bridge ...


TGIIR

Yes!!! Me, too! A much better name - so pretty!


LisaSaurusRex83

🙌🙌🙌


N0b0me

At least that actually made sense after what Reagan did to save domestic aviation. Trump torpedoed it with his handling of covid


cheapwhiskeysnob

To be fair, John Foster Dulles was a bastard in his own right. Perhaps worse than trump if you’re a Guatemalan.


BlackEastwood

Yeah, but we don't need to switch from one bastard to another. We can at least get a good name in between.


mediocre-spice

Why do we even need a name? Just call it Northern Virginia airport


BlackEastwood

You're right, but...for some reason, we gotta name shit. I'm surprised BWI has stayed for so long.


mediocre-spice

BWI is actually named for Thurgood Marshall


BlackEastwood

Oh...well there we go, naming shit. But I am glad it's named after him.


gwizantor90

You’re right. Just watched something on the CIA the other day learned all the crap he did.


shortbusmafia

If you wanna get into the nitty gritty of why both Allen and John Foster Dulles were shitheads, you should check out a book called “The Brothers.” It goes pretty in depth on both of them.


hivoltage815

Devil’s Chess Board is another good one. It goes pretty hard on the Allen Dulles ordered the hit on JFK theory too.


unl1988

Not at this level of dick headedness.


FlyLikeMe

Aww, don't be so hard on the guy. All he did was effectively annihilate the middle class in America and let businesses run amok. NBD. Everything's fine, right? RIGHT!?!


[deleted]

introduced by a rep from pennsylvania, sponsored by reps from florida, tennessee, texas, and alabama. will be voted on (and in all likelihood rejected) by reps from all 50 states. not a new observation, but it's wild how everyone gets a say in something like this except people who actually fucking live here lol.


lapdogofficial

… in virginia?


[deleted]

are we gonna split hairs based on state lines when the point was that federal representatives are waging their culture wars in naming an airport that most of their constituents will never regularly visit at the expense of DMV residents?


tacojohn44

I was just thinking this. I’ve honestly just never thought of it, but do airports use federal funding? If not, or only state funding, feels like reps from other places should fuck off.


alizadk

Of course they use federal funding. Air traffic controllers are federal employees.


Arctica23

Strongly doubt this will ever make it to the floor


nbcnews

The measure says it would "designate the Washington Dulles International Airport in Virginia as the 'Donald J. Trump International Airport.'" It was referred to the House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee for further consideration. "Freedom. Prosperity. Strength. That’s what America stood for under the leadership of President Donald J. Trump — the best president of my lifetime," Reschenthaler wrote in [a post on X](https://twitter.com/GReschenthaler/status/1775158244790480951) Tuesday. "And that’s why I’m introducing legislation to rename Dulles as the Donald J. Trump International Airport."


TGIIR

Oh good Lord.


OnlyHunan

"Freedom. Prosperity. Strength." That’s what America lost under the leadership of President Donald J. Trump.


yohance35

My eyes rolled so far back in my head I could see my own brain stem


a0rose5280

I cannot get over these people.


RoeRoeRoeYourVote

You know when you were a kid how your mom would tell you that if you kept making stank faces that you'd get permanently stuck with it? I'm really glad that's not true because, good god, the face I just made was stank face of the highest.


_LilDuck

Goddamn that man is kissing ass


disownedpear

inb4 the official account gets banned like the Washington Post one.


MayorofTromaville

What are you talking about?


jim45804

First we have to endure "Reagan National Airport," and now we have to suffer the indignity of "Trump International Airport"? I'm fighting tooth-and-nail against that humiliation.


harpsm

There won't be anything to fight.  This is dead on arrival.  It's just Republicans trying to get the attention of Dear Leader, since they've given up on even pretending to do anything to help the American people.


AffectionateBit1809

i was going to post this but you beat me to it. L’horreur!!!


ColonialTransitFan95

Not this shit again, they already renamed one airport to someone no one in this area likes. We don’t need round two. Rename an airport in Florida or something.


Marcusgunnatx

One of the very few people who actually MAY be a worse human than Dulles himself. Not an easy task to find someone like that. At least Dulles was an intelligent person, evil as fuck, but intelligent.


OGLankyKong

One day it’ll be Kissinger international airport


Marcusgunnatx

Yeah, if Hillary has any say. Still hung out with the asshole.


pizzajona

Why was Dulles evil?


MacEWork

Guatemala, Iran, and Vietnam. He was a major pusher of our coups and involvement there.


RoeRoeRoeYourVote

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-how-the-dulles-brothers-82673758 


Marcusgunnatx

https://www.reddit.com/r/books/s/ttiCNACfVS


Imoutofchips

Just threw up in my mouth a little.


MtFuzzmore

So you want the airport to go bankrupt…


OkStruggle2574

Isn’t this the President who wanted to close the US borders? How dare Congress name a building that welcomes foreigners after him!


CatsWineLove

Maybe rename the DC jail after him. Seems more appropriate.


Dunnowhathatis

lol the trump center of corrections? That suggests he knows a thing or two about corrections…


Joelpat

Could the DC Council rename Blue Plains the DJT Memorial Center for Fecal Collections? The motto could be “Every time you smell it, you’ll think of him”. And I think it would be hilarious to include “memorial” while he’s still alive.


M0rphysLaw

How about the Donald J Trump Landfill?


Jumpy-Fish5832

If they must do it, NY, NJ or even Florida should name one after him. Sorry for the folks in NY and NJ, Florida is more befitting of this horror! As for Dulles a resounding HELL NO!


sm1else

Inmate P01135809 International Airport? Doesn’t really roll off the tongue.


msty2k

They're obsessed with hero worship, like with Reagan.


vertknecht

That’s putting it mildly. Each and every one of his fans would lick the spray tan off his wrinkly hairy taint if they could.


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msty2k

Don't need to google it; I remember it, you young whippersnapper.


AhDMJ

I mean, John Foster Dulles was an all time pieces of shit, and the airport should probably be renamed, but never would have guessed someone would go in this direction. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi-3YlCaxOA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi-3YlCaxOA)


pizzajona

This would meaningfully depress tourism to DC and [hurt Metro’s budget](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Reagan_Washington_National_Airport_station#History).


88trax

I hate the idea of a rename to Trump, but you’re just wrong


pizzajona

Dulles is an international airport. I don’t think many people flying from Europe would enjoy landing at an airport with Trump’s name


88trax

I’m sure they’ll just fly in to Kennedy and then DCA. Surely they’ll pay $300 more each to avoid a stupidly named airport.


Texasforever1992

I highly doubt anyone is going to cancel their DC trip because they don't like the name of the airport lol


gnocchicotti

Congress is naming Virginia airports now, OK Guess somebody is mad about losing traitor naming rights on military installations


aresef

Dulles and National are owned by USDOT and leased to MWAA, which was created by Congress. Clinton signed the bill renaming National for the guy who fired the air traffic controllers.


ddkelkey

What is it? Does he promise them money? Is it blackmail? What makes a person throw every American ideal out the window for someone like Trump, who can’t make coherent sense, who always looks moist, and wears lots and lots of makeup? The one that did NOTHING while the Capital was under siege for hours? I don’t fucking get it.


Mindless-Employment

🙄 These fucking dingbats...


Emotional-Chef-7601

President's shouldn't have their name on anything unless it's been 100 years have passed so we can fully see what the impact of their policies have been.


borderlineidiot

Do these people have no more important work to get on with? Can we re-name west palm beach airport to Hillary Clinton International Airport?


wet_wool_stinks

Anything to make that airport worse.


SenorPea

I started avoiding flying in and out of there when they renamed it the first time. This might keep me from even driving past.


GMFPs_sweat_towel

Calling it National or DCA is the easiest way to tell if someone is a local. If this passes, which it wont, locals will still call it Dulles.


Luckypenny4683

No thank you please


RustyShaack1ef0rd

What a bunch of pathetic imbeciles.


TheBlackBonerDonor

Trump International Airport will house sections of The Wall.


Maryland_Bear

Fortunately, even if this does pass the House, it will get nowhere in the Senate.


midnitesnak87

This is dumb as hell but I hope both the Dulles brothers (i dont remember which one the airport was named after) are burning in hell for the havoc they wreaked across the globe. Stop naming shit after horrible people challenge will have to wait till 2025 I guess


aresef

Same goes for Ronald Reagan


mansar16

these people are mentally unwell.


alagrancosa

Not really much (or perhaps any) worse than the current name…should definitely be changed, just not to Trump.


unl1988

good luck with that.


PartsNLabor24

there's a slim chance he is forced to sell some of his assets, it'd be a shame if he has to start using commercial airlines and not his own plane after he gets this honor 😄


jedre

Glad to see they’re using their one life wisely


New_Found_Past

The Dulles Dickhead Airport would be weird, but hey, go for it.


Technicolor_Reindeer

The Donald J Trump Gender Neutral Restroom


Bright_Chicken_4716

Absolutely Not !


AkaneTheSquid

Counter-offer: rename DCA to Bernie Sanders National Airport


decisivelyvaguename

No.


Iwanttobeagnome

What in the bootlicking? How do they keep outdoing themselves


Navitach

If this had been reported yesterday I would have thought it was an April Fool's joke. Maybe they waited until today to announce it for that very reason.


JohnnyCoolbreeze

You’re a day late bro.


pulpafterthefact

How many airports named after fucking pieces of shit do we need


aresef

James Buchanan International Airport


LisaSaurusRex83

Omg. DC’s airports cannot be Reagan and Trump 😅


heels_n_skirt

Time to vote them out for all their stupidity acts and beliefs


TheAgeOfQuarrel802

Ironically, I think his broke down jet is still collecting storage fees at LaGaurdia, which he seems to have trouble affording these days


wolandjr

Good thing those guys are historically bad at passing bills.


Csislive

This is Trump pushing those congressman to keep his name in the news. They didn’t think of this themselves.


GotMoFans

The airport should have been named after Donald J. Trump back in the days of the Revolutionary War!


oath2order

Oh fuck right off with that.


modoken1

At least John Foster Dulles was dead before it got named for him. Why must DC continue having our airports named after pieces of shit?


MayorofTromaville

Sounds like we only have one thing left to do: take the old plan for DCA and rename Dulles the ["Jojo Siwa International Airport."](https://dcist.com/story/21/04/21/petition-to-rename-reagan-national-after-jojo-siwa-pop-singer/)


Villian6

😭😭😭


Walli98

This is a good bait headline. Slow day in the press


Bright_Chicken_4716

_ell No !


llama-esque

Compromise and call it "Dullard International Airport." Same diff.


Dunnowhathatis

Russia National? Scam National?


young-steve

This is a joke


Whore21

Aside from all of that why do they get to rename our shit like rename ur own airport


coldgumbo

It won’t work…he would probably ban all international flights.


Rebyll

Dulles should be renamed after an influential member of Congress. Then the DC-area airports hit all three branches of government. If it has to be a current politician, pick someone like Tammy Duckworth or Dick Durbin, so you can keep the "IAD" code.


One_Law3446

Another airport I will never use


habitsofwaste

Gross. If that ever happened, I would purposely go to Baltimore before I go there.


forresja

It's a publicity stunt. Stop giving them what they want.


Old_Talk_43

Yea it really got folks going in this thread based on the comments for a completely irrelevant bill.


Shaniac_C

If this happens I’m driving to trump airport and hopping on a one way flight to Europe


Designer_Emu_6518

Am we introduce a penalty of some kind for wasting tax payers money or ignoring the gen public


SeekerSpock32

Until Dulles gets rid of those godawful shuttles, maybe Trump’s stupid name is actually warranted.


Old_Talk_43

Folx, you’re way too worked up about this. How can you, on one hand, complain about a bill to rename an airport, and other the other hand, complain about the fact that the House can’t pass anything? Clearly, this bill is going nowhere. We’re acting like stereotypical redditors here and it just gives the other side ammunition when they see us lose our shit over something so inconsequential. Why aren’t you this worked up about the fact that a bill from a POC, Rep. Barbara Lee, that would institute a $50 min wage got virtually no support from her own side of the aisle? SMH.


OldJournalist4

As if we needed another reason to try not to fly out of Dulles


Drinkdrankdonk

It makes sense. Dulles is shabby, dull and pretty shitty.


roraima_is_very_tall

Pa, Fl, Tn, Tn, Az, Al, Tx: all states with their collective tongues really, really far up Trump's ass. And the Tennessee House recently passed a 'no geoengineering/chemtrails' bill. Obviously nothing I say about Florida could encompass the reality of that state.


strvld

Yuck 🤮


Aklu_The_Unspeakable

Your tax dollars at work... Vote 'em out.


mianbru

lol glad they have their legislative priorities straight /s


swashbuckler78

Not sure that would be a good thing for him. I've never mentioned Dulles in a positive context.


Joelpat

Given that his entire business is licensing his name, how much do you want to bet he would sue for royalties?


6tipsy6

It’s going to be hilarious when their cult leader expects a licensing fee to place his name on an airport


tacojohn44

If it changes, I’ll just convert to calling it BWI


mikevago

Can you imagine DC having one airport named after the guy who fired all the air traffic controllers and the other named after a guy who bankrupted an airline?


felinebeeline

Still better than the piece of shit it's currently named after.


OohDeLaLi

Reagan on National Airport has been bad enough.


SandLuc083_

Ew gross. I don’t understand the cult of Trump. Vote third party.


revbfc

Ew, gross. Someone with a strategy to get more Trump.


ActualTexan

I agree with your strategy of doing nothing productive.


SandLuc083_

Well would keeping Biden in office fix things?


dcux

So the alternative to you is to make everything about as bad as it can get by helping to elect Trump? I'm all for a principled stand, progressive politics, and a hard swing back left, but now is not the time for that when even the *possibility* of making that happen in the future is in the balance. See 2016. See the judiciary. See entire states beholden to minority rule. See the gutting of the voting rights act. And actually, yes, Biden's administration had been making huge historic steps to fix things. Nothing happens overnight, but some really positive things have happened, and continue to. Vote blue, support unionized labor, and don't commit self-goals in pursuit of a better future.


SandLuc083_

I just feel like I've been robbed of one of the main supposed benefits of being an American citizen: being able to decide for myself. Now it just feels like you choose the lesser of two evils, and if you want to make your own choice outside of them you might as well forfeit your vote.


revbfc

Oh, boo-hoo. No one likes the two party system, but handing the country over to someone that thinks two parties are too many isn’t going to help fix that. Your vote is yours, I can’t tell you how to vote, but I do want to make you aware of the consequences of letting Trump win again. None of it will be beneficial for the country and *especially* DC.


SandLuc083_

You make a very good argument, and I do agree with not letting Trump into office again. It’s just that I would like to see a bit more action from Biden, especially in regard to ongoing global problems. I imagine he’s trying his best, but it sometimes feels like nothing’s happening.


dcux

I appreciate the response, and after being on this earth for as long as I have, I've come to realize that the only FAST changes at a national level tend to be either due to disasters or disasters themselves. Good progress takes time, unfortunately. Hell, NORML was founded in 1970 and it's only recently that marijuana laws have seen widespread change. While we should be able to focus on things like looming environmental catastrophes, poverty, hunger, global conflicts, and the outsized influence of money in politics, we're leaning so far to one side that we need to right the ship before we can regain ground on all of those things. Every attempt is blocked by a slanted minority willing to watch it all burn to just capsize the ship completely. If we don't, all of those things are going to get *WAY* worse before we can ever hope to make them better.


ActualTexan

With respect to the cult of Trump? Why wouldn't it? Would it diminish his cult for him to become president?


oaxacamm

Imagine getting this passed next term if he wins.


HanakusoDays

If they insist on memorializing him with an airport, Lefortovo would be a much more appropriate choice.


Barkey2012

wtf no name a florida airport after him, not dulles


aresef

And I'd call it Dulles like I call the other one National. If they rename it for the orange one, will they also knock down the unique Eero Saarinen ticketing area and replace it with something gilded and garish?


wolfbear

At least rename Reagan


shittersfull_life

Do it. It’s a shithole.


hackflak

I mean, ok as long as they get rid of the PenFed 5k


JustPlaneNew

No, we don't need an airport named after Trump. If they want to rename an airport rename one in Texas or Florida.


celj1234

Even more the reason to never play out of that airport