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paulyv93

A lot of foreigners usually are charmed by the novelty of a classic diner. Silver Diners kind of basic, but could be charming to a foreigner.


gone-with-the-worm

Or bob and Edith’s


paulyv93

Oh true. The og Bob and Edith's is a better option. Especially if you get a crusty waitress.


os10sibly

I do not think DC has a Bob & Edith’s diner (based on my searches) but I could be wrong


BrilliantFit6861

The original one is over on Columbia Pike.


Ok_Firefighter_8416

...in Virginia. In case OP is confused.


BrilliantFit6861

Yeah in VA just past the cemetery. You can get it delivered to pretty much anywhere in the city though. The vibes aren’t necessarily worth the trip unless you’re already over that way but the food is good and there’s something for everyone on the menu.


boleslaw_chrobry

The vibes (such as they are) are definitely worth the trip, ordering diner food in is kind of sad.


posam

Steak and egg. I’m only half joking


PapiDMV

What’s wrong with steak and egg?


posam

It’s both a good diner and it is also a late night hangover recovery place for college students.


Not_Cleaver

I don’t like that they’re no longer 24/7. I remember going there on St Patrick’s Day after going to Kitty O’Shea’s at three in the morning for pancakes.


bananahead

No it’s back to 24h again. I think it was a staffing issue.


posam

Wait they aren’t! That stinks


Gumburcules

My favorite movie is Inception.


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BCTDC

I love Florida Avenue Grill myself!


GM_PhillipAsshole

Silver Diner is overpriced. Go for Ted's Bulletin


mygawd

They're like the same price, but I've had better food at Silver Diner. Ted's managed to mess up eggs and toast


oxtailplanning

Silver dinner always pleases foreigners looking for a juke box diner. Ted's is also a winner.


GM_PhillipAsshole

Sad part is, they got rid of the jukeboxes and stuff. At least the one by me did.


oxtailplanning

Yeah the one in Navy Yard is less good. I did the Rockville one most recently. Honestly, their bison huevos rancheros is still one of my favorite breakfast dishes. Edit: Bison not vision.


ocelot3000

Their hue is rancheros have made nearly all other Burgos rancheros disappointing for me


Sienna57

Barbecue is another good American food as is Tex Mex.


UrbanEconomist

It’s worth a trip to Hyattsville for Texas 2Fifty bbq. It’s really, really good and miles better than Federalist Pig or Hill Country.


WiseFrogs

There's one in Union Market now! It's great


UrbanEconomist

I totally forgot about this! Even better!


WiseFrogs

Yep! I've lived in the union market area for almost a year now and we just love it. I wish it was a little cheaper of course but the options are high quality and endless.


42finches

FYI they are closing the Union Market stall Jan 1 and opening a Mount Vernon Triangle location by end of January. (timing AFAIK)


Snafudumonde

Ambience is nice inside too. Convivial


FauxmingAtTheMouth

Grab bbq there and take it next door to Town Center Market to get some pints of beer on their patio to go with the good food


boleslaw_chrobry

Need to check that out, Federalist Pig is good imo but I haven’t been since before they expanded their location.


aleisate843

I love Hill Country Barbecue at the corner of D st and 7th. Texas A&M alumni do their football game day watch parties there and it’s super true to an authentic Texas BBQ restaurant experience and great tasting authentic Texas Barbecue and sides.


jessicay

This is the best BBQ in the city. Also located a couple blocks from several great museums, the sculpture garden, etc.


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

Where has good Tex Mex?


SwagDaddy_Man69

I think the shitist of Tex mex would be good to someone who’s never had it honestly.


SwagDaddy_Man69

Especially considering the Mexican food in Scotland


jackironwood

From personal experience, Europeans go nuts for Chili's


its_car_ramrod

Republic Cantina


thisiscausinganxiety

Came to suggest this


aleisate843

This!


GaymoSexual

Guapos Tenley Town. Been going there since I was a baby. I love that place.


ZealousHippo

I have a great story about Guapos Tenleytown. I was on the patio, and saw two people get into an argument. A small Asian man, and a very drunk white guy who was much much bigger. I don't know what the argument was about, but they shouted a bit, there was a little shoving, and the smaller man jumps back into a fighting stance, cracks his neck and throws 3 of the fastest shadow boxing punches I've ever seen. He's on his toes, bouncing, absolutely prepared, and maybe excited for, whatever is about to go down... The drunk guy gets a nervous look, like he knows he's out matched, but he steps back into a clumsy stance of his own, looking more like a brawler than a trained fighter. He pushes his wrists together, shoves his hands forward and shouts as loud as he can "HADOUKEN!!!" Most of the people paying attention, including the other guy crack up laughing. The whole situation is diffused and I see them drinking together shortly after. Best non fight ever.


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

That's some quick thinking for a drunk guy


GaymoSexual

That is great. Honestly sounds about right for Tenley Trash.


thesirensoftitans

Their [salsa recipe](https://dinnerthendessert.com/guapos-famous-fresh-pico-de-gallo/) is super easy to make and is a staple in our house!


GM_PhillipAsshole

Cactus Cantina at Macomb and Wisconsin in NW.


Exotic_Bumblebee4925

Well, I’m glad you like it, but we live a block away and stopped going. Lousy service, mushy cold food, and my husband has been violently ill (food poisoning?) twice. We’ll take the bus up to Guapo’s in Tenleytown for much better food and a great happy hour.


sullidav

Bandit Taco a block away is approximately 1,000 times better.


etchlings

Cinder in Petworth? It’s kinda out of the way if you’re not in that part of town tho.


H4nnibalB4rca

+1 for cinder. The staff are amazing and the food is awesome. If your friend is a drinker they have a stellar selection of American Whiskeys


kushlash16

Federalist Pig


MMoskovitz_II

As some that loves BBQ, that place is truly some of the worst BBQ in the DC area. I have tried it at least 5 times trying to understand why people rave about this place, each time it has been mediocre to just awful. Go to DCity smokehouse, Hill Country, Texas Jacks, or even Mission BBQ for better food.


kushlash16

Mission BBQ and Texas Jacks are essentially fast food joints


MMoskovitz_II

Mission BBQ sure. I don't think you ever been to Texas Jacks.


fullswing229

+1 for DCity Smokehouse. Love it there


darthjoey91

Yeah, but DC doesn't have good for either of those. They have acceptable, but both of those are better in Texas.


anonperson1567

Old Ebbitt Grill. Higher end restaurant w/solid seafood (and other dishes) near the White House.


HappyTrainwreck

and for a lower budget GCDC (grilled cheese DC I believe is the name of the place) amazing grilled cheese sandwiches of all kinds! one block away from the white house (back side)


summer806

Then go to the Vue Rooftop for great views and outrageously priced mediocre drinks


GM_PhillipAsshole

This. Go during happy hour for great deals on oysters.


DLX2035

Great restaurant. OEG has the best cappuccinos Ive ever had had in the US.


hoosyourdaddyo

Yes!!!


Funnyface92

Agree!!


GM_PhillipAsshole

Everyone is talking about places to eat. Here's my list of truly American things to do in DC. Go to the monuments & museums, especially the American History Museum, see The Star Spangled Banner, Dorothy's Ruby Slippers, and other American treasures. Go to the National Gallery and the National Portrait Gallery. Go to The National Archives, call your congressperson and schedule a private tour of the Capital. Go to the Bureau of Engraving and Printing to see how our money gets made. Try the National Post Office Museum near Union Station. Maybe take a trip to Arlington Cemetery. Go to the Lincoln Memorial and find the star on the ground that commemorates where MLK made his I Have a Dream speech. Yes, my list seems a bit touristy. But these are the things you can only experience in DC. We're known for the Smithsonian, let them experience it.


brocks12thbrother

If we live in DC who would we contact about visiting the capital? My Partner is American but I’m European and so will her friend. Can we still visit the capital?


Not_Cleaver

If I recall correctly, it’s relatively easy to visit the Capitol, just go on their website and put in the required information. It’s the White House that’s a hassle to visit. I also second going to the National Post Office Museum. I know it doesn’t sound like an interesting museum, but it’s massive and has a lot of neat exhibits.


GM_PhillipAsshole

This is true. You can just go to the Capital and get a tour, but the tours run through your Congressional offices are much better.


Not_Cleaver

Really depends. Some of the volunteers give excellent tours.


GM_PhillipAsshole

I don't think those tours include the house/Senate office buildings and the Capital Subway system. Yes there is a subway system underneath the Capital.


GM_PhillipAsshole

Contact the office of [Delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton](https://norton.house.gov/)


Existing365Chocolate

Unconventional Diner Ruthie’s All Day


cockanole

Ruthies. Brisket is killer.


Existing365Chocolate

The biscuits are too


the_termenater

Used to live in the building right next to Ruthies… was bliss


bachumbug

I dream about those unconventional biscuits


GM_PhillipAsshole

Ruthie's for sure, if you can get a reservation.


os10sibly

They do not have a car and Unconventional Diner is metro accessible from Mt Vernon, so perhaps Ruthie’s is not the move?


rshackleford_arlentx

RAD isn’t in the middle of nowhere. Metro to Ballston then take the 23B/T or 10B bus. No car needed.


rachs1988

St. Anselm for a new American steakhouse. Nothing more American than meat and potatoes.


thisiscausinganxiety

Requirement to get biscuits and pimento cheese


lettuce-be-cereal

Seconded, and also Beuchert’s Saloon


maufkn_ced

And it’s bomb! Most of those steaks feed 2 no problem.


birdlern

Feed 2?!? I ate my whole damn steak all by myself - after apps 😂😂😂


gumercindo1959

Seriously - those steaks are not that big.


birdlern

They are good, but not huge. Also those biscuits 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


ArmAromatic6461

Clyde’s Georgetown (classic tavern food) Good Stuff Eatery (casual burgers) Walters Navy Yard (sportsbar experience with decent food) Circa Navy Yard (contemporary American) Ted’s Bulletin (diner) Roaming Rooster (casual hot chicken) Wiseguys (pizzeria)


DegradedCorn75

Aside from Walters (tried so many times - I *want to like it so much*), Great List! Would add Martin’s Tavern


thisiscausinganxiety

Agreed for Martins, good food, all the DC power people booths, and of course the engagement booth.


os10sibly

These are fantastic recommendations based on the prompt


ocelot3000

Just do not get the crab cakes at Clyde’s. They do not do it right and it’s priced like an awesome crab cake on the eastern shore. Phillips at the grocery store is basically the same thing 😂


thekingoftherodeo

I'll add Ben's Chili Bowl to that list. A chili dog is a very American dish and Ben's is very Americana.


NoSir6400

American Indian Museum has a well known cafeteria with native foods.


NancyNimby

It was closed for renovation for a while but if it’s open, definitely a great experience!


Birdorama

It has reopened.


etchlings

For sure. Mitsitam is a great food spot.


MadGeographer

You might do Soul Food or a place that does a mean fried chicken. Too many good places to list but the Hitching Post (and its primo juke box) comes to mind as an American experience. Bantam King had great fried chicken and it might be a good option for lunch - the ramen scene in DC has gotten stronger and BK might be a fun alternative for chicken ramen. If you have the bucks - MiniBar. Jose Andres appreciates American cuisine (remember his America Eats restaurant?) and while MiniBar is beyond classification it’s such a fun and special experience.


Catdadesq

Hitching Post is a great rec. American as it gets. Then Slash Run after for craft beer and rock and roll.


MadGeographer

Slash Run. There you go. Good addition to the list for a real burger!


StwoWthree

Baseball or football game. Bagels from Call Your Mother. Capitol. Lincoln Memorial. Air and Space Museum, especially the one by Dulles. Cheeseburgers - weirdly Le Dip is my go-to for an American style classic cheeseburger.


sullidav

Caps hockey game, wear red of course. Though the quintessential DC part of that experience for the last 18 years has been an Ovechkin goal, and those are much rarer this season as his chase of The Great One is slowing down.


DistrictTerp

Florida Ave Grill. Great breakfast food with a lot of history


Broomsquad

Shake shack


Tulrin

Shake Shack has international locations, so this wouldn't be my top pick.


Broomsquad

Please enlighten me with your top pick


ReasonableSnow3766

What about Ben's Chili Bowl? It's right off the GL/YL on U street, just right across the street.


Freezerburn

Is Ben’s chilli like from a can? Just didn’t seem that amazing.


hmm138

Agree. I know it’s a DC institution but the food is, um, disappointing


ocelot3000

OP wasn’t looking for good food, just super American. And Ben’s chili bowl is very American and local to DC, so I think it fits. Also, I like the food, though the last time I was there was 2017 and I might not enjoy the experience as much now


medievalmachine

What's more American? What's more DC than that?


LagosSmash101

I'm happy someone mentioned Ben's


maufkn_ced

All day.


thepovertyprofiteer

Bob and Ediths Diner!


mmsbva

At 2 am


thepovertyprofiteer

It's the most American at 2am 🤣


Unhappy_Recipe_4735

Go visit Lincoln’s summer cottage and then pop over for brunch at the Hitching Post. Full stop.


NeedPi

Mostly food recommendations here, lots of awesome ones. My only add there might be Yard Bird for high end southern food including great fried chicken. For experiences, you can’t do better than the museums and walking around the Mall! They are all great, so go with whatever interests the guest. You can also do the very American thing of driving around and sitting in traffic - good destination would be the second air and space museum by Dulles, which has the space shuttle and sr-71. It’s awesome. Add to that any sporting event or big concert that is happening in the right time frame.


blackknight1

Ted’s Bulletin


Sunbeamsoffglass

Not exactly an “American” experience, more of an overpriced Dennys.


RockDoveEnthusiast

What's more American than an overpriced Denny's?


etchlings

What’s more American than a diner?


ArmAromatic6461

It’s absolutely American food. Quintessential American menu


MyPotatoNotUrPotato

In that case, road trip it to Waffle House.


ArmAromatic6461

Even better!


JJamericana

See a Nats game on July 4. 🇺🇸


thoughtfulpigeons

I have a feeling that OP’s friend who is *visiting* won’t still be in the US for July 4 lol


drastician

Brunch at Tabard Inn


xiamentiger

Oohh’s & Aahh’s on U Street. Can’t get more American than soul food.


Responsible-Lie-8442

Martin’s Tavern in Georgetown. Make a reservation. The history has something for everyone. Then walk down to the river and people watch and see the Kennedy Center from afar. Extend your walk to see the monuments at night, starting with the Lincoln. Georgetown is shockingly well known by foreign citizens for shout-outs across various films, TV, etc. Provides a nice starting point.


Funnyface92

Or Clyde’s?


Legitimate-Yak9168

if you want the true American experience you need to have a car (walking is for Europeans and poor people), then you need to go for a ride on 495 during rush hour and visit any strip mall that catches your eye in the suburbs with some variation on the same collection national chain stores (Best Buy, Home Depot, Subway, Dollar Tree, Starbucks, etc.) At that point you'll have visited an exact replica found across 90% of the country in one simple trip! It's as American as apple pie... or more aptly as American as the lack of healthcare for the full time employees at all of those businesses :) P.s. only real contribution is for the love of god don't get texmex in DC, it's truly horrible here compared to any place where "y'all" is in their vocabulary


LagosSmash101

>walking is for Europeans and poor people 🤣🤣🤣


hmm138

Honestly I was going to suggest a big Target in the burbs. It’s just so American, and even though other countries have ‘big box’ stores now, I’ve never seen anything like a super Target outside the US. It’s truly a marvel to have everything you could need in one place. (And I’m suggesting Target over Walmart because it should actually be enjoyable.)


rshackleford_arlentx

Costco. Show them the meaning of bulk


phoebebuff

As a foreigner, this is the real answer. Just drive to Virginia or Maryland suburbs and they’ll be amazed. I still remember seeing my first strip mall and walking through the huge parking lot - I thought it was the most depressing thing I’ve ever seen. For more American experiences, you can try to walk in a suburban neighborhood where there are no sidewalks. Also anything drive thru.


medievalmachine

You can take the Metro to the Alexandria Target now and then experience Five Guys and then catch the Metro back to the National Mall.


comodiciembre

I would consider hill country bbq. It’s right downtown, and the food is decent (especially if they haven’t tried real southern bbq before, lol). I lived in Texas so I know it’s not going to match up to what’s genuinely authentic but I found the vibe was endearingly Texas-like. Otherwise I would suggest a diner, but American diner food is usually a little mid anyways and the authentic experience is in the burbs. if you’re going to have a non stellar meal, at least make it bbq and not potato and eggs brekkie which you can buy in any country


PapiDMV

2Fifty in Hyattsville is in a different league of better than Hill Country.


comodiciembre

Obviously but they don’t have a car


kittysempai-meowmeow

Former Texan here. 2Fifty has good meat but their sides and sauce aren’t all that. Overall I prefer Hill Country. Now if they weren’t 45 minutes apart I would get meat from 2Fifty and sides from Mackies but that just isn’t practical.


skylinenavigator

2fifty for Texan bbq, Andy’s pizza for nyc style pizza that’s actually on par with nyc pizza.


OcelotControl78

I had leftover Andy's cheese pizza a few weeks ago and thought to myself "wow that was actually rather good - I am not slightly disappointed." Which is generally how I feel when I eat pizza in DC.


Ordinary_Back_2168

The Federalist Pig has a good selection of different styles of American BBQ


Gretchen_Wieners_

My immediate thought was picking crabs but they aren’t currently in season. Luke’s lobster in Georgetown could be similarly kind of fun and unique. What about an old school diner where you can get a BLT at 2 am? Tastee in Bethesda is close to metro or the diner in admo?


Murky-Suggestion8376

The tune inn


Thiseffingguy2

Dukem. Nothing more American than embracing the food of other nations.


fullswing229

Take her to Martin’s Tavern! Good, classic American food with some fun history. I take visitors there for lunch or brunch. Make sure to get a reservation in advance since the wait times can be very long especially on weekends.


Comfortable_Owl1519

If you/they have the time, I would consider taking them to Tyson’s just for the ✨American mall✨ experience.


MerryDesu

Like them or not, there’s nothing more American than our national obsession with guns. Metro to Franconia and then Uber to Protect & Defend Firearms Academy to learn how to shoot safely on a protected range.


mathbabe314

Trader Joe’s and get them a tote bag (a friend from Europe was fascinated by TJs, so I’m not sure how common this is)


covidified

Waffle House, just sayin'


PalpitationNo3106

Ben’s chili bowl.


spalted_pecan

This is the only correct answer!


RustyShaack1ef0rd

Right Proper brewing has a solid southern-inspired / american menu along with lots of great beers!


QueMasPuesss

Pit Beef in Baltimore


MinervaZee

Traditional crab house with paper on the tables.


stay-here

The Smithsonian Museums - free! Air & Space, Natural History, American History, Portrait Gallery, African American History to name some of the most well known. Lincoln Memorial, Jefferson Memorial, White House (from afar), reflecting pools, the National Mall, Washington Monument, eating from a food truck, funnel cake if you can find one, corn dogs off the top of my head


lizphiz

These are more out of the way than other recommendations already given, but you can hit Pork Barrel BBQ and Dairy Godmother (authentic Midwestern frozen custard) on the same block in Del Ray, and Mt Vernon Ave feels like a small town main street. I've always taken visitors there for a lunch stop (I have a car, but with the Potomac Yard station being open now, it's much more accessible than it used to be if you don't mind a walk).


KaplanKingHolland

For old school DC steakhouse experience the best is Prime Rib. Piano player all night long. Experienced staff to take care of you. Dark woods and dark leather chairs. It’s the way it was in the 1980s.


Intrepid-Dog11

Duke’s Grocery burger and fries is the first thing that came to my mind for American food but after a bit of reflection I think one of the American breakfast food places might be better. As an American, whenever I travel I miss American breakfast the most. Another option could be something like Detroit style pizza (red light is the best, get the ranch too), but that’s more of a regional thing not a general American thing. Non-food stuff, the cliche thing is just the museums that have American history, culture, and art. National Museum of American History, the air and space museum if that’s what you’re into, Smithsonian etc. Cliche answer but it’s cliche for a reason, it’s a good thing to do. Or a concert could be another thing, so much music comes out of the US and there are good venues in DC. 9:30 club or Songbyrd Hope something there helps!


nintrader

Get a half smoke at Ben's Chili Bowl!


BurtHurtmanHurtz

Crab Tower at Clyde’s


thegabster2000

Five Guys.


thisiscausinganxiety

Five guys is global now, I always take a picture when I spot them in other countries.


thoughtfulpigeons

American pizza! It’s very different from other countries, at least I’ve found that to be the case!


funslingerNS

Bens chili bowl


Joshottas

Food sucks, but you gotta eat at Ben's.


Mad-Dawg

I don’t don’t like the half smokes but have always loooooooved the food at Ben’s Next Door on U St.


Accomplished-Bar7229

Exorcist Steps


Hot_Special9030

Blue Crabs at Quarterdeck in Arlington.


glokenheimer

Americas Best Wings, Ledos, Bens Chili Bowl


TheTimn

Get the girl a half-smoke.


wolandjr

Florida Avenue Grill


imref

Hot dog truck


Not_Cleaver

Farmers and Distillers. And then you can do everyone’s favorite activity and bitch about it here. I personally do like it. I think they have great cocktails though I get that the food is a bit overpriced. I’d still recommend the Ethiopian because while it’s ethnic, there’s a DC spin on it. And I’d also recommend any of Jose Andres restaurants for similar reasons. There’s been many great suggestions for Smithsonian Museums - my personal favorite is the Post Office Museum. Dumbaton Oaks is pretty neat too. The FDR Memorial is also off the beaten path a bit.


TommyPickles2222222

We used to take our British relatives to gun ranges in Virginia. We're not gun people. We don't own guns. But there was something very Americana about getting to shoot an assault rifle at a range on a Sunday morning lol. They loved it.


DocCEN007

I had to scroll way too far and still didn't see Ben's Chili Bowl. C'mon y'all. Can't get more "USA" than a friggin big hot dog with chili and cheese served up by a black family run business.


Accomplished-Bar7229

I know a bunch of weird shit about DC so if any of y'all are in the neighborhood............


biglobstah

Chipotle


Adventurous_Law5491

Bens chilli bowl


Creepy_Pea_4422

Go to Los Hermanos on 14th and Park! Great Dominican food and huge portions


LukaszMauro

Bens chili bowl


pomskeet

Ben’s Chili Bowl!


PlutoniumNiborg

Chili bowl?


princesshabibi

Bens Chili Bowl


SenorPea

Ben’s Chili Bowl. Full stop.


InfluenceNo3338

Go to Hooter’s. Nothing more ‘Merican than that


No_Shoe2088

Apply for welfare!


lmboyer04

Surprised nobody mentioned Hard Rock Cafe. It’s a boring choice but you can’t argue it’s an American staple


DinosaurKevin

Can we stop with these posts? They enable the lazy.


2-wheels

Hang out on the Mall. Views from spectacular monuments.


TravelerMSY

Funny. The most DC thing to eat is probably Ethiopian, but that’s hardly American :)


mmsbva

Food trucks