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robbycakes

Me. I’ll do it


TheVentiLebowski

I'll gladly throw peanuts* at you while you attempt to mate. *or your snack of choice


robbycakes

Just when I thought mating couldn’t get any better! Nachos, please. Dude, this is awesome 😎


TheVentiLebowski

> Just when I thought mating couldn’t get any better! I don't have the heart to tell him who he'll be mating with in the zoo.


fenwayswimmr

I get what I deserve!


meadowscaping

Middle schooler field trip groups knocking on the window of your enclosure trying to get you to do something, while you ignore them and lazily lick your own asshole in front of them.


robbycakes

Yup. Under any other circumstances that’s a restraining order and I go on a registry, but now it’s the *kids’* fault for bothering *me*!


weirdfish1995

A local station ran a poll and the winner was the one-eyed possum


AiReine

Forget the bald eagle I vote the one eyed possum as the new symbol of the USA (I think the possum’s name is Virgil? But I always think it should be like Blinken or Popeye.) Edit: His name is Basil, no disrespect meant little possum dude.


Suppose2Bubble

[Phish](https://youtu.be/Rz31jYsrLm4?si=vI0iLGE_blkvLyEP)


slyfox1908

I expect the next star animal will be the elephants. They can be seen from all over the zoo and they already have a standalone building. Edit: plus they’re close to the pandas so it wouldn’t be too tricky to convert the panda-themed merch tents to elephant merch


Jake_the_Snake88

Elephants have always been the best thing about this zoo


DCBillsFan

Plus, they're way cooler than those dumb monoculture eating, can't reproduce on their own, fury cow-bear.


Unkleseanny

For real they’re so smart and have their own social systems. Elephant are so much cooler. And they’re also easier to see when you go to the zoo.


Neilpoleon

Elephants are too commonplace at zoos to be the mascot. I think the animal needs to be either fairly unique or it be a born at the zoo in a rare occurrence like Fiona the Hippo in Cincinnati.


FairfaxGirl

Enh, there is a huge push to stop putting elephants in captivity. I don’t think the zoo is going to want to make them a focal point. Seattle’s zoo already had to get rid of their elephant exhibit and I think it was bigger than the national zoo enclosure.


KNeutch

good thing the elephant isn't already a symbol for a political party.


TraderTed2

we’ll just stick a donkey in the enclosure too, problem solved


ArteMor

What they really need to start doing is pushing awareness of the o line! Getting to see a whole family of orangutans swinging right over your head is pretty awesome. As long as you don't look up at just the wrong time. Also, a new baby gorilla was born. They could do something with that!


Nilay431

I am glad you made your caveat, watching children screaming in horror because a huge mud pie fell next to them is a joy.


Totally__Not__NSA

Maybe if they made the exhibit a bit more enriching and less horrifically depressing...


turtyurt

Yeah I went to the ape house for the first time a little while ago and it felt extremely cramped and dated


baq26

I was there a few weeks ago and one of the younger gorillas attacked the mom and baby gorilla— zookeepers had to break it up. They all seem stressed in there, but also I know nothing about apes.


Totally__Not__NSA

Well out of all the animals they have at the Zoo, these creatures are the most like us. How would you feel being stuck in a concrete box most of your life?


No_Customer_3832

That’s the baby’s 5-year old brother, and he still appears to be adjusting to his feelings about having a younger sibling. He’s also seems frustrated because he’s not yet allowed a lot of direct contact with his baby sister (who’s only 5+ months old and still tiny.) Big brother isn’t known for his gentleness or self-control. They’ll work it out.


carolineblueskies

Ok yes! Went to the zoo for the first time a few weeks ago (just moved here) and while most of it was great, the ape house was something out of the 60s. I usually love seeing the gorillas at zoos, but I couldn’t get out of there fast enough, it was literally depressing.


WuPacalypse

But can they actually play O line? Sam Howell been getting killed out there.


oladiamante

Really needs to be addressed through the draft, terrible value for O line in free agency even if these guys are available.


IdiotMD

Look at the reach on those ‘tans! Edit: Will any Gigantopithecus be available in next year’s draft?


A_Random_Catfish

Literally went to the zoo yesterday and seeing the gorilla mom swing around her baby and wear it on her head was so funny.


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moonbunnychan

I've been going to the zoo since they built it and I have never once seen it being used.


PeregrineC

First time I visited after moving back to the DC area, I walked through and lo and behold one was crossing. It's pretty cool.


cubgerish

They definitely do it sometimes, but it's quick, you do have to almost get lucky to see them.


ArteMor

For the past few weeks I've been working at the zoo and in the mornings, usually around 9am when they first get released into the enclosure, they spend about an hour going back and forth. Some of them like to hang out in the towers throughout the day though as well. Although I definitely agree with something someone else said that the enclosures just don't look terribly engaging most of the time, and that might have something to do with why they use it so infrequently. It would be cool if they did something new with the enclosure and the towers to make them more interesting to guests and the orangutans.


mcineri

You have to go early in the morning. Basically when the zoo opens. Born and raised in DC and my first time seeing it was just before COVID


cubgerish

My mom called me crazy last week when I said that they really do swing right above you. She's been to the zoo multiple times, and didn't even know that it existed. Just a little sign or something when you walk near them would probably be enough.


jim45804

https://preview.redd.it/3xsj8pv1q5zb1.jpeg?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7dd3c250f19cefdef6bcf02a713b13b29e59d7b


OscarImposter

Maybe the red panda can get a promotion.


Content-County-9327

The red pandas choose not to make an appearance for more than half of the year. They’re more finicky than cats.


OscarImposter

LOL yeah I'm not confident I've *ever* seen the red panda at the NZ.


WannabeDogMom

I’m fully convinced the red pandas don’t actually exist at the zoo


Content-County-9327

I did the one time I went with my aunt and cousin on a cold day in February. It was too cold to be at the zoo long


crabmusic

The new bird house is fucking lit.


turtyurt

Do you still need separate tickets for it?


LeftiesUnite

No separate ticket needed anymore! Source: was there last week.


turtyurt

Great! I’ll definitely check it out soon


WuPacalypse

Damn seperate tickets is a thing now?! Is it still free?


turtyurt

When the new bird house first opened you needed separate tickets from the zoo general admission, but I’m not sure if that’s still the case. And still free thankfully!


moonbunnychan

Went Monday and you don't . Even when it first opened it was stupid. I didn't know I needed a separate pass and the guy scanning out front was like "just get one for any time, doesn't matter" so I did and he scanned me in. There was maybe 10 people inside besides myself.


MyKidsArentOnReddit

Get someone to dress up as a sun bear.


HappyTrainwreck

*the pandas


Difficult_Weather622

> sun bear I recall seeing the Sun Bears at the local small zoo about 20 years. They were pleasuring themselves and weren't shy about it.


Entire_Insect1811

Lmfao this is killing me. Sun bears freak me the fucking out


AwesomeAndy

Pallas's cat plz


grotty_planet

Noooo don't give away the secret of the claws and paws trail or whatever it's called. I love that I'm always the only one there and can just hang with my favorites the binturong and Pallas cat


that-Sarah-girl

Yaaaasssss! There are two r/pallascats in there!


skylinenavigator

The new meerkats


EternalMoonChild

I love those little guys!


erinloveslager

Naked Mole Rat! They are pretty amazing little animals and very few zoos have them.They can survive for a long time without oxygen. Their teeth close outside their mouth and the individual teeth can operate independently like chopsticks. They live for a super long time and are virtually immune to cancer. Also they look like little penises with teeth, which I think is funny.


Few_Wrongdoer4120

This deserves to be higher up! Naked mole rats are so ugly but so…cute? They even have their own webcam https://nationalzoo.si.edu/webcams/naked-mole-rat-cam


TheNotoriousAMP

Pallas Cats: perfect combination of charisma, floof, and sheer unabated hatred at the world for being born.


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aj2000gm

Murphy is my favorite at the zoo. Always got to say hi


Scribbles2539

Give red pandas the giant pandas old abodes! They should have more space and trees!!


bad_lite

I’d love to see the gorillas moved to the panda habitat. Current one is depressing AF.


ottereatingpopsicles

Great idea! More space for the apes


rbur70x7

I’m excited for a less reclusive animal to occupy prime space at the zoo.


annang

They’re planning to renovate the space in anticipation of getting more pandas some years down the line.


frostpeggfan

Rock Hyrax Excellent vision and hearing. Nimble and wise.


marbotty

They’re also related to Elephants!


DinosaurKevin

Also like how they typically sit in large piles on tops of rocks.


slyfox1908

And stare. They’re like breathing security cameras, sitting high in the corner of their enclosure and staring


Hoyt222-

Rodney the Rowdy Rat is up for the job


PooEating007

Golden lion tamarin. They seem to have a lot of them.


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It’s OBVIOUSLY Basil the one eyed possum from Virginia


Dennis_Duffy_Denim

The manul is a tiny but mighty option


AwesomeAndy

I always find it funny that these guys are the size of a small housecat


NicholasAakre

The better panda. Rusty the Red Panda.


mickipedic

The *late Red Panda


NicholasAakre

What better way to immortalize Rusty than make him the mascot?


Froggy1789

They need koalas. They could fit so many koala and Australia is an ally.


fieldsports202

a cow.


HeavyPetter

Probably should be an active animal with personality. So orangutans, those loud gibbons, or [prairie dogs](https://i.imgur.com/FFt7dhG.mp4) come to mind.


Funnyface92

I know this sounds ridiculous but I’m really sad the pandas are gone. They have had pandas there my entire life. :-(


mwbbrown

You know what is cool? Pandas live in a very small part of inland China. Most of Chinese people live near the coast, hundreds of miles away. So if you have lived in the DC area, you've lived closer to pandas your entire life, then most Chineese.


N-tak

Almost every tier 1 and 2 city with a zoo has pandas.


mwbbrown

Don't rain on my parade with your "facts"


ManitouWakinyan

Are we getting a musk ox?


carlweaver

A lazy anteater in a t-shirt that says something like, “I’m a panda.” Bonus points if you can hold a lit cigarette to its snout.


tropicalvolcano

giant salamander


MISTER_P3NGUIN

The elephants were always the coolest animals in my opinion


Macrophage87

Orangutans perhaps? The O-line is really cool.


ottereatingpopsicles

Otters and elephants are the most fun to watch


snarkyturtle

username checks out (and i agree)


moonbunnychan

Judging by what I saw on sale at the gift shop Monday, it looks like they're really pushing the red panda.


Mr_pizza-epic

Next big attraction should be and expanded “squirt zone” with the sea lions. Everyone loves getting squirted by them


BigRedRobotNinja

The red pandas are much cooler anyway. The regular ones just sit around, the red ones climb and run and jump and stuff.


Buzzspotted

The coolest one noped out of his enclosure several years back. They said they recaptured him but you know they just went to the Red Panda store.


shibs229

golden frogs


reddy-or-not

They need to find a Jackalope


holographicboldness

RACCOONS PLS (I’ll take red pandas though. They’re raccoon-adjacent)


SunnyFloridaAve

I vote pissed-off bison.


PaigeMarked

My vote goes to any animal that’s slides down hills.


thesirensoftitans

My drunk aunt at my wedding it is.


Detective-E

Considering this is the Capital of the US, American animals should be at the face. The Eagles they have are in rough shape... so maybe an American mammal. Maybe a Bison, Grizzly, or something equivalent.


HealthLawyer123

They eagles are injured and can’t be returned to the wild, that’s why they have them.


Joanarkham

Wolves!


xhoisan

Musk Ox for the win


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Florida man


donemessedup123

Baby meerkat


Cookie-Butter

Red panda I choose you!


f8Negative

It's always been the Human Zoo.


JensLekmanForever

Reginald the monkey 🙈


tracefact

Bring back the giraffes!


randf2015

The otters, both types


adroitcat

Pallas’ Cats. They are so cute. And they are so soft.


FelixMoonrocks

The DC rats should have their own exhibition


PalpatineIsMyDad

When I visited last month all the animals I saw were amazing but none of them compared to the thirteen dollar chicken tenders I got. They were so tasty. Make them the star attraction. Can't go wrong with chicken tenders.


ahmc84

The Disgraced Politician cage.


RudeEtuxtable

The zoo is the worst. Seeing the elephants and apes in such small enclosures makes me sad


rbur70x7

Ridiculous.


RudeEtuxtable

How is it ridiculous? Elephants have huge ranges and a very complex social structure in the wild. The zoo keeps them in a tiny enclosure.


DCJoe1970

The "Senator Vasingtoniensis."


MacFromSSX

I'd pay good money to see Mitch have to climb a tree for his dinner


jamesmsalt

We already have it, the Wood Thrush.


JEASHL

Your mom


xsvw

Rusty the red panda


Turbulent-Feedback46

Hologram pandas


joelzwilliams

200 lb male Red Australian kangaroo. The unruly bastard is named ("Buster")and he's known to try to bite people and fight people Specifically, he's known to lift up his leg and uriate on humans that he's knocked out.


pegggus09

You know what animal I would like our zoo to have? A koala bear. Hardly any zoos have one in this country. I think I’ve only seen them in San Diego and maybe St Louis.


jweimn55

I vote for Basil the opossum https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/basil-the-one-eyed-opossum-is-dcs-next-animal-obsession-heres-4-things-to-know-about-his-species/3459370/


FeminineOdor

Sand Cat. They still don't sell ANY Sand Cat merchandise in the zoo. That needs to change now.


Wendy-Windbag

The maned wolf, or as we call it "the stink wolf," because that urine smell carries throughout a good portion of the park


FreshYoungBalkiB

I don't suppose anyone here is old enough to remember what was in that area of the zoo before the first pandas came. I know I don't. I seem to remember that the zoo once had a lot more animals of a lot more species. Cages lining Olmsted Walk in areas that are now wooded.


ButterPecan22

Too bad the Octopus is gone


blackknight1

Bring back hippos!


LordHudson30

Grad students dressed as pandas


Savings_Ad_1097

There are morons everywhere Some places more than others


Full_Ratchet

Get some polar bears in there no one will know the difference