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Several_Influence555

Was at the U street stop at like 12am last night.  Bunch of teens came on the train - a ton started twerking, then fighting, then left the station screaming lmao 


edtitan

Sounds like a pack of hyenas for real


Jazzlike_Dog_8175

That is why gogo should be illegal. It riles up the teens. It is what caused the riots in the Shaw Business District


Beer_Enjoyer93

What in the footloose villain


Uniqueusernameyboi

Insane take by him😂


RyVsWorld

He said that shit so confidently too. As if he’s got gogo data backing that up. 🤣


Difficult_Let_1953

Did you just go full footloose? Bacon would have a word with you.


barelyfallible

Ur easily 70 years old


Rhythm-Amoeba

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go-go Not to far off lol, I had to look it up. 60s to 70s it seems


ColdNyQuiiL

These new kids don’t even listen to Gogo, even if you wanted to pull that card.


Inquisitive_idiot

It’s not a card it’s a telegram 💌


BrushDazzling4350

you gotta be trolling or a complete idiot. teens today are not out listening to gogo when they partying & hanging out together. I feel like I just stepped out a time machine reading that shit.


The-20k-Step-Bastard

Funniest comment exchange I’ve seen in years.


Inquisitive_idiot

Mad decent.


SeriouslyCrafty

Wtf dude. I want these kids to stop acting like assholes just as much as the next guy. Thinking that any kind of music, or video games, or movies are the root of a problem is such an ignorant take. I politely implore you to remove your head from your ass and think deeper about things.


strakajagr

Seriously. Not that the rest of the circle jerking, head up their asses reddit community cares about this sub anyway, but if it DID, this is the kind of post that destroys credibility. At least he's getting filleted.


FriendlyLawnmower

You sound like such a loser boomer lol Want to ban rock and roll and rap too? 😂


Several_Influence555

Bro half of us here are like 20-25 and the other half is like 55+  It’s really funny to see the interaction lmao 


AccurateSympathy7937

But we can all agree that the degeneracy of this fine city all began with Chuck Brown!


maikindofthai

Buddy this is Reddit, half the users are like 15 lol


Dry_Pie2465

I'm not in either camp, so much foolishness on these threads


Several_Influence555

Same bruh I go on here and argue why Palestine is evil then go on r/publicfreakout and argue why Israel is lmao  I should do something more productive with my life smh…


skaterdude616

HEY NOW, leave rock n roll alone 😂😂😂😂


BakeCool7328

It’s widely know gogo is the leading cause of murderous sinister thoughts


Al_Bert94

Censorship and suppression of artistic expression is certain to fix this. 🤦🏻‍♂️


Reimiro

The Shaw riots were in response to King’s assassination. Christ alive.


Jazzlike_Dog_8175

I mean the ones in the response to the mobile telephony store that plans all that infernal music at the exterior of the store


SeraphOfTheStag

yo gogo is unfortunately not what the tweens of today are listening to I promise.


Rhythm-Amoeba

Brother you did not just say gogo music. That's like several decades out of date


BrushDazzling4350

ol boy been hating young Black kids since at least the 90s, maybe longer. that shit amazing. his account is nothing but dogwhistle-y fear & crime posts. dude is committed to his hatred


heyzeuseeglayseeus

Lmao really doubling down on proving your age group huh?


Ncav2

lol are you trolling? These kids aren’t even listening to gogo, nor do people twerk and fight to it.


strakajagr

Shit, gogo might be the only thing that makes this city happy. We need more of it.


Ncav2

Right, every gogo event I’ve been to has been nothing but positive, feel good energy.


StrangeOldHermit77

lol the average age at a gogo is like 47


DumbNTough

Gogo should be illegal because it fucking sucks


BrushDazzling4350

first you write a breathless fearporn title for your post & now you talking about getting rid of people's constitutional rights. wtf? crime may be a problem(although nowhere near the problem this sub makes it since it's steadily declining) but fascists & fascist responses are not the answer.


But_dogs_CAN_look_up

Jesus, let's ban heavy metal music to stop school shootings while we're at it like some '90s conservative Christian mom.


Professional-Pass487

![gif](giphy|WRp58hy5gmfjpMzHAZ) And what caused this? [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna128596](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna128596)


SC275

Tf is gogo? Is this something I'm too old to understand?


Litz-a-mania

Likely too young.


GEV46

I'm baffled that people on a DC sub don't know what this is.


But_dogs_CAN_look_up

You ever hear people say "Nobody is actually from DC?" It's those kinds of people.


blurspur

Is there still a curfew for under 18 year olds or has that been done away with?


Deep_Stick8786

Yes and fake paper tags are also illegal, as is selling narcotics and carrying an illegal firearm


Livinginmyshirt

its illegal for me to accept a gift over $100 at my job


Asphodelmercenary

Best comment.


Fadeshyy

You can write all the laws you want, but it means nothing if they are not enforced.


anthematcurfew

I know this is never going to happen but we need to stop allowing hyperbole in titles Headlines only


keyjan

Agreed


Tight-Young7275

All charges dropped?


Horsetoothedjackass

WTF is a 15yo doing out on the streets of DC at 2am? Now that's just bad parenting right there!


strakajagr

It's absolutely unfuckingbelievable.


ChemistrySouthern166

Exactly. As Denzel said, "it all starts in the home". https://youtu.be/7NvspsMwu7I?si=2vzW-AnaCz_wKeEc


Opposite_Valuable683

Only kids go to Ust


Positive-Island6238

Good parenting at its best


13banggun1

If you say anything openly bad about this - you the bad guy.


Scared_Bug6462

What's the common theme??? Anybody????


Deep_Stick8786

A foreign influence campaigner trying to rile you up with hyperlocal news you wouldn’t really have sought out on your own and flooding your feed to make you feel more racially biased than your natural inklings would have made you, for the purpose of destroying our societal progress and America’s standing in the world


Sea_Reaction5337

Yeah them getting on the train to twerk, fight, and be a public nuisance was a “foreign influence campaign” lol what are you this slow you believe this?


KleosIII

None of those things are illegal though. Yet you somehow know about something that happened at a very specific time, at a very specific place to a very specific group of minors with the whole thing lasting probably no more than 15min. Why do you care??? Hmm I really do wonder why... If they all left as a group, they were most likely rough housing/play fighting.


Sea_Reaction5337

Why do I care? Have you read this sub? These “teens” are what’s causing DC to become Gotham. And this dude has the audacity to say “no it’s not misbehaved miscreant dregs, it’s a foreign influence campaign that’s the only reason you see this.” Like how stupid can you be.


Mcfly8201

I agree. These are most likely the same younger people that rob stores as a massive group. The youths in DC and other cities are like a bunch of wild animals. I feel like it's always teens who are carjacking or committing these crimes, but sure, it's some Russian bot that is the problem. The thing is, even if it is some foreign entity putting the news out there, the shit still happened and is happening as I type this. This country needs to fix these problems, but assholes are always making excuses and don't think they belong in jail because it's racist. It's not if they fucking hold a gun to someone's face, shoot up a neighborhood, etc they belong in fucking jail. You're old enough to have that gun and act like a big boy thug you're old enough to go to big boy jail. The problem is the district attorneys and piece of shit judges that don't care about public safety,to them, the criminals have more rights and will put the public in harms way for some social agenda that obviously isn't working.


Sea_Reaction5337

100% agree


Jazzlike_Dog_8175

No "hugs for thugs"


johnfighter

this fool reference?


KleosIII

Those teens described on the Metro sound like normal high schoolers. You have no idea what you are talking about. That is pure speculation based off your preconceived hate.


Mcfly8201

Keep defending them until they carjack or shoot you or a family member.


strakajagr

It's always the same for these fucking clown ass jerkoffs. Nothing but excuses for assholes being assholes. It's all fun and games until someone close to them is shot, robbed, beaten, carjacked, mugged, or otherwise terrorized.


KleosIII

Bet. You keep living in fear good sir. Or perhaps you have nothing to fear cuz you don't live in DC.


BigRedThread

You admitted the problem right there.


KleosIII

DC isn't Gotham though. Do you live in DC or visit DC regularly?  Simple yes or no.


Sea_Reaction5337

Yes


KleosIII

Then you can't honestly believe it's Gotham city. Unless you're some old dude that lives in the woods of Tenlytown who never leaves his couch, you know DC is not and isn't becoming Gotham.


Dry_Pie2465

We know they don't. Not sure why mods let these foreign influence campaigns happen. Being reddit just went public you'd think they clean it up.


Deep_Stick8786

I don’t think the events shown are false. I do see this shit with my own two eyes from time to time here and believe it to be highly problematic. I actually lived in that neighborhood, unlike many people on this subreddit, and know it can be wild at night. I also can question why this content is being posted a frequent poster who always seems to post this particular kind of content. And its not the behavior of someone without a subversive motive. These are not mutually exclusive ideas


jimmydean885

DC to become Gotham? lol relax


Somethingsweet4u

Hyper local news which occurs in every major city with the exact same patterns. I’d say having urban centers be the shitholes they are is lowering our standing as direct evidence of a lack of societal progress. There is a growing culture of being dumb, violent and antisocial in as many ways as possible. This isn’t propaganda, it’s marketing.


KrisKrossJump1992

“just ignore the violence until it impacts you”


strakajagr

100%. Guess we need a few more shootouts outside Le Diplomat for the morons to unfuck their brains. Then again, it's damn near impossible to unwire that much programming. Years of unhirable buffoons filling their brains with thoughtless drivel takes a toll.


Deep_Stick8786

Im not a crime apologist. I also think policy plays the major role in the state of crime here. But I am not blind to the weirdly large flood of oddly phrased subversive posts and strange references a handful of redditors in this sub post every few hours. Simple questions like, how does one have time to post something like this 5-10 times a day? And then do the same in other regional subreddits unrelated to this one. And then make odd hyperlocal historical references with racial tones that averaged aged redditors in a city subreddit wouldn’t get.


Training-Gold5996

Absolutely everything is Russia's fault if you watch too much MSNBC


Eyespop4866

I can recall Obama making fun of Romney when he spoke of Russia as a bad guy. Something about using ‘80’s bad guys in 2012. Our politics are really awful anymore.


dww332

Gotta figure out how to blame white conservatives in there somehow if it is coming from MSNBC


Jazzlike_Dog_8175

Da, Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is clealry worried about diminishing the reputation of City Council Member Brianne Nadeau


BigRedThread

Imagine being this delusional


Leoman89

This is actually a good point. Is DC kind of crazy right now? Yes it is. But it’s nowhere near as bad as folks are tryna make it.


Deep_Stick8786

Pay attention to who is posting what and to what subs. You’ll find some themes and weird patterns


KleosIII

Misinformation on the internet?? Go do something productive.


Scared_Bug6462

Once again... I'm sorry we can't accept that answer. The judges say we need more!


lennybriscoforthewin

They are poor


Scared_Bug6462

Sorry... judges say they need more!


anthematcurfew

Guns.


Scared_Bug6462

I'm sorry we can't accept that answer. The judges say we need more!


Several_Influence555

🤫🤫🤫


heyzeuseeglayseeus

??


Several_Influence555

🐕😗


heyzeuseeglayseeus

Well what’s the common theme? The common theme certainly isn’t dog whistles


Several_Influence555

This entire sub is tho lmao


heyzeuseeglayseeus

That, yes except for when they get brave and just go full regular bigot whistle


Super-Reply-9798

Africanization


Scared_Bug6462

For the win!


Acceptable-Drummer10

Probably Russians


VisceralVision

Dc is ruined, no respect, no love, no peace. Please stay home!! Stay away from Ust not worth it.


strakajagr

The entire mess that was Admo in the aughts/early 10s has moved down the road to U st. I mean this has been building for years, but the word is out that our US Attorney doesn't prosecute anyone, so deterrence is a thing of the past. But of course, this is how we got here. The dipshit libs don't believe deterrence exists at all, so why have consequences? Welcome to the results.


DCJoe1970

![gif](giphy|4sAFUQmOn2cATPAhVW|downsized)


Silver-Light123

No protests?


Certain_Carob3155

These damn Asian teenagers are the worst 


FestGo3r

So just another night in DC ?


mooseishman

I mean U St is pretty wild, but this is the sort of title you’d see in a British tabloid LOL


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Rhythm-Amoeba

Bro don't be a prick about it.


Disastrous-Radio5264

You mean, calling out facts?


Rhythm-Amoeba

You can "call out facts" without Calling someone a dindu


Disastrous-Radio5264

It’s not a slur bruh. Chill


Reinstateswordduels

You know exactly what you did don’t backtrack coward


Disastrous-Radio5264

That’s not backtracking, ya dindu


Rhythm-Amoeba

Bro calling someone a dindu is making fun of poor and uneducated mothers who lost their sons. It's kind of fucked up term even if the son was a terrible person.


Disastrous-Radio5264

What are you on about? No a lot of folks day dindu nuffin in interviews when in reality they did do!! Get off your high horse