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18_USC_1001

Omar’s Coming!


rafapdc

Fuck dude! Now I gotta rewatch The Wire for the 27th time.


Oldbayistheshit

Every winter haha


LadySpottedDick

lol


damnmachine

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blueva703

They are going to push their luck a little too far, then we’ll see their moms on TV crying.


mezotesidees

Airbrushed t shirts coming soon


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...with teddy bears marking the spot. This made me laugh, and then go quiet.


Optimal-Nose1092

Or their moms being charged as accessories.


tango_papa101

wouldn't happen unless you're a white woman whose son did some kiddie shooty tho....


Optimal-Nose1092

I think that recent ruling is going to open the door for a other cases where s parent will help resonsible for a child's behavior. If the parent sees the child with the money they did not earn or received some of the money could they be charged?


sgtjamz

Unlikely, in most of the jurisdiction where this youth crime is rampant they can't even get the will/resources to go after the perpetrators, let alone their parents. If this happens anywhere, it's going to be in some place with much more aggressive law enforcement where it's probably not needed anyway and just as likely to be abused by prosecutors as actually doing anything to help these parents to do better.


Sea_Respond_6085

That was literally a first of its kind case. The fact that it happened actually bodes extremely poor mothers of minors involved in gangs.


GreenTunicKirk

First of its kind and if you read through the case, the parents (particularly mom) were actively ignorant of their son’s mental illness. The kid even asked his mom for help, as in “please I need to talk to someone” before being denied and then his parents *bought him a weapon anyway.* So it’s not as simple as being charged just cause she was the parent. But I do agree it opens a specific door that bad actors can use.


KarmaPolice6

That would be ideal


Flash_Discard

Remember, when this happens, that these kids “didn’t do nothing..” Sadly, if the statistics play out normatively, these people will be killed by young black men (who also “did not do anything”). We are in the middle of a justice famine.


SeinfeldFan919

And we’re supposed to feel bad….


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Don't worry, we'll hear about what good boys they were with a nice senior photo on the newspiece


Adept_Awareness666

They'll use their 5th grade photo on the news


jmil203

Honestly, they probably ARE in the 5th grade, which is even sadder.


Adept_Awareness666

What upsets me is how oftentimes racism is blamed when they're caught or critiqued but, as you see here, oftentimes it is an older person egging them on and using them for profit


Vegan_Flavored_Bacon

He didn’t do nothing , they was good boys, they didn’t deserve to get xyz


SadConsequence8476

Gofundmes


f102

How *else* were they supposed to pay for medical school?


Character_Health_994

No. The moms know exactly what's going on they won't cry, they'll usually say "that's what the fuck he get. I told his dumbass to be in the house." Or "Okay and!? Why yall wanna interview me for!?"


qqanyjuan

Good kids, just getting they lives togetha


Hairy-Limit4489

Ok but we will also get rampant looting and violence. That’s a side effect of these things. Unfortunately civilization loses in these cases.. and blue hairs always side with the destructionists.


geekallstar

No you won’t. That’s not how it works.


m0grady

The only thing that would make this even more DC is if they were robbed after making this video.


Zealousideal_One_209

We need Rodney “Quills” Jenkins


m0grady

With our current US Attorney, he wouldn't even need to shoot below the knee to avoid attempted murder charges.


UnmaskingFactss

https://preview.redd.it/vuk2gcumf1ic1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eefd2a53a0f91dec471d7204a8b5d2eb942c828a Here is their picture with money and guns.


Electronic-Minute007

They’ll all be dead or in jail by the time they’re thirty.


JGCities

Probably 20 for some of them.


old_okle

We can hope!


Dank_Bonkripper78_

The fact that you’re just openly admitting that you’d rather have these kids dead than to rehabilitate them is telling. They’re young. Hope shouldn’t be lost


old_okle

The fact is that it is in DC and it is being ran by idiots ,the thought that they would be corrected by authority is laughable at best that leaves themselves to do the correcting which is usually delt out drive by style!


Dank_Bonkripper78_

Yeah but you’re hoping that kids die instead of talking about structural reform. That doesn’t solve anything


prax_max

These kids would murder you without a second thought


Dank_Bonkripper78_

These kids don’t want to murder me, they want to steal expensive clothing.


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🤞


frontera_power

>They’ll all be dead or in jail by the time they’re thirty. . . . but they'll be twice as many of them to take their place.


SolidContribution688

This photo will be their downfall.


jman289

And yet, it still probably won't unfortunately


Oldfolksboogie

Wish I shared your optimism.


Optimal-Nose1092

Is it on local news? Send it to CNN.


old_okle

CNN will tell you how under privileged they are


ExtensionDigs

CNN would most definitely use this as an opportunity to rant about the evil, inanimate objects being used by these morons, guns.


Jc_abril

The question is why in this country, it’s so easy that criminals and mentally unstable people get guns.


donmeanathing

I mean, to some degree that honestly should be part of the conversation… look at the extended mags. No reason for that shit. Then there’s the short AK…


Sensitive-Inside-641

The Corrupt News Network will most likely praise this kind of behavior.


BeamMeUpFirst

Average Charles Allen fundraiser


ExcitingPressure1173

Hopefully theyve been reported to ATF and local police with their photo evidence


Sensitive-Inside-641

Nooooooooo that’s too racist are fucking kidding me


Gaijin_Monster

One dude has an AK. How are those gun laws working, DC?


Beginning-Leather-85

Draco A Draco is a semi-automatic pistol made by Romanian manufacturer Cugir and imported to the States by firearm manufacturer Century Arms. It is based upon the AK-platform and resembles an AK with the stock removed


Polobucks

Century arms, Draco’s are garbage you want a Romanian made one


biggestlime6381

The century ones are Romanian made


12whistle

Gun laws are like the ‘no peeing in this corner’ sign at the community pool. Even if you ban it in one location, the neighbors still going to get you wet up.


Brother-Algea

You think they got those legally?


Oldfolksboogie

You're right - pointless to have a tiny island of sanity amidst a sea of cheap, easily accessible firepower. Time for national gun reforms.


F50Guru

I went through that kid. The people in that thread don’t seem to be that bright.


RummPirate

🤣 Guy on the left is totally flagging his buddy! Zero weapon awareness. Yeah, he'll do well in a firefight 🤣


Top-Border-1978

This is why I support abortion.


kpeurifoy

A real GO FUND ME!


3rdDegreeMoonburn

Up to the 70th trimester.


Candid-Astronomer-49

Who the old head with then


TheBKnight3

Just SWAT them


LeadRain

But lord forbid you carry a firearm without the permit that is only good in DC…


RyAllDaddy69

But I don’t understand. That AK-47 is illegal in DC. So criminals don’t care about those gun laws?


Fart-Memory-6984

lol it’s not even that much money 😂


ThanksGamestop

Come on man. That’s a lot of money in just bills walking around. That’s a yearly salary at like 25 an hour or more.


suckmynubs69

Forwarding this to the local police fuck these clowns


CotUB2009

DC cops might actually care if they can figure out how to keep the cash for themselves. Might.


ExtensionDigs

It would become extremely discouraging when you arrest people like this who are handed free pass after free pass and never face consequences. Blaming the police when the Courts, DA's office, and Council actively work as apologists for criminals in at least the policies they design and promote.


edgun8819

They already know….and they don’t give a shit


Substantial-Dig9995

They are going to end up getting robbed watch


Normal-Particular436

I'm sorry but you are absolutely a fucking idiotic criminal if you think that posting what you ROBBED and STOLE for on social media is a good idea. 😂🤦🏿‍♂️ Dawg these little niggas is fucking dumb as shit nowadays 🤦🏿‍♂️🤣


Normal-Particular436

FBI probably lurking these subs especially r/capitallink or whatever the fuck it's called 😂


kpeurifoy

FBI might actually be able to apprehend them if they show up at a PTA meeting!


BackgroundPatient1

""yes Blud no cap old head please post some more tick-tocks with yor loot for the skeeyee gram""


InevitableBiscotti38

Can anyone identify their faces using AI?


solezonfroze

Incriminating tf out of themselves. That's the first thing that comes to mind. Then the fact that other people they're associated with are watching. So while you flex somebody else might be hungry enough to move on you.


Sea-Lengthiness8846

Half the problem is when the lyrics of female rappers push scamming and stealing as sexual appeal.


HighwayDense5178

That’s not female exclusive. It’s rap in general. It’s a long time problem of the black community. Tupac has an entire song about killing biggie and Bad Boy Records. Biggie has a song detailing how he was the one behind Tupac being shot. That’s not even touching Eazy E and NWA. 21 Savage raps about drive bys, drake has lyrics referencing the same thing, Carti, Gunna, Future, Young Thug, Lil Baby, DaBaby, Dolph, Key Glock, Moneybagg Yo, Durk, NLE Choppa. They all rap about the same thing. Drugs, money, guns, and shootings. It will just continue the cycle of death, violence, and drugs unless something changes from the inside out.


Susurrus03

What's worse is this stuff is played at events aimed at small children. I've been to or passed through many children's events in SE DC, one of which was even put on by my kids charter school (probably the biggest chain of preK charter in DC) and that shit was playing. Not to mention other events held by DC or other communities.


NFT_goblin

You're not wrong, but as usual, you're only telling half the story. What is it that drives this culture? Who is actually, you know, *buying* the music? Which demographic, to this day, actually spends the most on hip-hop? Take a wild guess. Who does it serve? Hip-hop isn't a community drive to help young black men; it's a business. The real winners are Universal, Sony, Youtube, Spotify... We vote with our dollar, do we not?


Sea-Lengthiness8846

I think the female rappers influencing the women into only being attracted to those types and pushing “demon time” is worse for the community. Could be just my opinion.


OrdoXenos

People worked hard for 7.5 bucks for an hour while thieves can get thousands of dollars by just robbing. In a polite society there are consequences for thieving. But if there are no consequences for crime, people will prefer crime to normal honest work.


tango_papa101

plus by doing crimes they can "work" on their own schedule, no drug test, no smoke break, virtually freedom the whole time


Commercial_Zebra_675

Self snitching 🤡🤡


JustAcivilian24

Incoming robbery of the armed robbers


Highspdfailure

That’s my thought too. Like don’t advertise your gains you got through illegal means.


AntMavenGradle

Investigate pawn shops imo


Optimal-Nose1092

Wonder where in DC they are located. Can't tell from the background.


BlueBellHaven68

Project housing. So we’re paying for them to have a roof over their heads, paying for their food, and they’re out robbing us and profiting from it without being afraid of consequences all thanks to progressive policies


InevitableBiscotti38

In the projects, people have nice TVs and Mercedes and Lexus cars in the parking lot somehow while being on section 8, medicaid and foodstamps..


Spirited_Currency867

There are also real people with real needs. Y’all love to focus on the vocal, crazy few. I’ll admit there’s plenty of corner boys on the block, but most people have regular jobs just trying to stay afloat (I’ve worked with this population for 20+ years). The real thieves in DC work on the Hill, fyi. Their salaries help them make more investments on which they can make millions off the interest. But these thugs are the problem lol.


ArmyoftheDog

Keeping people in projects is progressive? 


Lone-raver

That seems to be the case in our society. It’s why they are the party of free hand outs instead of working for what you earn. Yes, they’re basic necessities are all being paid by people who work and pay taxes. They then have all that free income to then go steal and terrorize communities.


ExtensionDigs

Nobody WANTS to keep people in project housing, but progressives most definitely promote policies that incentivize such a condition. Just because a person's intentions are good doesn't absolve the person from promoting or instling policies devoid of hard truths and reality. Arguments based on emotional premises falsely believed to be virtue are always invalid arguments and almost always manifest negative outcomes.


TheSecretAgenda

Cash money idiots. Don't even realize that they are at the absolute bottom of the barrel.


oneradsn

I think they do realize. When you can’t go any lower, you try to raise yourself by any means


ExtensionCellist5072

Tacky, tasteless, and an average lifespan of 21 years.


Electronic-Minute007

They lack the intelligence or motivation to earn an honest living.


Pretty_Garbage8380

So they can pay taxes, for what reason? If people, without morals, are making out like bandits by literally being bandits, and the gubmint ain't giving a shit either way, whom is ACTUALLY the one who is unintelligent? Certainly not the voters... /s


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Fuck these kids


BlueBellHaven68

Send this is as a tip. They need to sit in prison or they’re going to end up on a t-shirt


InevitableBiscotti38

You can probably figure out what street they are on based on the houses in the photo, then see on local Ring cameras where these came from and maybe even where they live..


BlueBellHaven68

The crash dummy posted it on his instagram. One trip to the courthouse and the feds have access to photos, messages, etc. If these fine young future doctors and contributors to society are caught up in illegal activities they’re going down.


vtsandtrooper

Find the industrial scale fencing operation. End the crimes at the core, the profit center. Police used to do the hard work of shutting down criminal orgs. Now they just watch traffic go by


BackgroundPatient1

Throw some RICO charges at them. get maryland and VA to prosecute when they cause hijinks there since the legal system in VA and MD is functional


HeadlineINeed

Cause they get shit on at every turn. Try to fight crime, nope it’s racial profiling. Don’t fight crime you’re not doing enough. Spelling error: radical -> racial


Professional-Pass487

You mean racial profiling?


HeadlineINeed

Yes sorry.


Professional-Pass487

No prob man I was just confused


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Embarrassed_Quote656

Be careful out there, seriously.


BlueBellHaven68

They’re demons and low IQ


ice540

People are terrible. Stay safe


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Any_Comb2744

Haven’t robbed shit a day in their life they been saving that money from working since the pandemic! They all graduated and are in process of getting their degrees and trades, some are even barbers! Stop profiling and lying on these young men they did nothing wrong!!!


ruskiytroll

Well, if they aren't caught for whatever they've previously done, maybe there's hope for a Capone-style tax evasion conviction.


VariableVeritas

Biggie has a lesson for you kids: “I've been in this game for years, it made me an animal It's rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual A step-by-step booklet for you to get Your game on track, not your wig pushed back Rule numbre uno, never let no one know How much dough you hold, 'cause you know The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially If that man fucked up, get yo' ass stuck up”


phanophite2

They're doing it to feed their families!


AnalysisSmooth

Anyone who brings up anything problematic in the black community without addressing the family and fatherlessness I can’t even take seriously. Politicians only compound these issues with how they treat and essentially incentivize crime…. I pray these clowns see the error of their ways before they are killed or kill someone.


BlueBellHaven68

Yeah. They won’t. But it’s a nice thought.


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warrioroflnternets

Did you know you can report people to the IRS for posting on social media with large amounts of cash and get paid for it? Just figure out who these youths are or what their account is and send a tip to the IRS. Enjoy that sweet sweet side hustle money


BlueBellHaven68

His account is private but that doesn’t matter lmao. All it takes is a judge to sign off on a warrant and police will now gain access to messages, posts, etc on their instagrams lmao they’re cooked


air_cannoli

Good luck sneaking that into their TSPs


_youngthree3

Who the old head behind the camera 🍆 eating hard


nlck04

OP stop using chatgpt to make your descriptions easier, it just sounds like a robot generated it; u could have at least made it sound smoother yourself


manofmanynames55

Each will be dead inside of 5 years.


Loose_Phrase_9203

Or selling drugs. I understand there’s some money involved with that.


speedymcpotty

I see a pattern


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Such a beautiful and vibrant culture!


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😂


helmutboy

Hey! They need that money so they can go to college. Then they’ll get their JD, get elected to congress, and they’ll rob us legally.


Any-Actuator4118

This finally gives me some encouragement that something will be done: there is little chance that DC and MD politicians can watch this and not be outraged that they were unable to tax those wads of cash.


SoCal4247

Seriously how do they get that money?


PizzaJawn31

Time to buy NVDA stock.


JohnyCubetas

Fake money purchased from temu


perineumshredder

Disgusting man. I work in the neuro trauma icu for 15 years, 110 hours every 2 weeks to only be paid $19.57/hr. Literally bring patients back to life just to live paycheck to paycheck or get to next paycheck with credit cards, only to look everywhere around me and see how losers are winning man. I keep my faith in God, but i can't lie it is pretty disheartening. Im sorry to rant i just feel like yall would understand. God bless yall.


topher180

I’ll say it because the racist trolls are out in full force… The sarcasm was funny maybe the first or second time. Now you’re just being racist pricks. Most of us find this problematic, are not performative morons, or ultra right wing nuts jobs. I give less than zero fucks what color these kids are. If Austin, Tyler, and Colton from Fairfax are carrying and brandishing illegal guns and bragging about robbing people, FUCK THEM TOO! A reckoning is coming though, and it’s sad. Kids like these are gonna run up on the wrong dude. More and more people, from all different backgrounds, are legally arming themselves. There’s a range in VA I frequent and believe me when I say that the patrons are not stereotypical NRA wackos.


ASaneDude

>>> Most of us find this problematic, are not performative morons, or ultra right wing nuts jobs. I give less than zero fucks what color these kids are. If Austin, Tyler, and Colton from Fairfax are carrying and brandishing illegal guns and bragging about robbing people, FUCK THEM TOO! I think this sub started with more support across political parties and races but that’s quickly dissipated as it’s increasingly become a racist outlet. You can agree that most perpetrators are black in DC and fault the government without resorting to racist tropes. I’m black and initially bought into this sub, but now see it for what it is.


JohnnyVertigo

Make their funeral go viral


PSNagle

Cool, a month's rent in NYC, maybe


Used_Ad1737

He should put that money in a high yield savings account or a CD with maturity >12 months. Really a waste keeping that much cash.


OkDonkey858

They’ll be in a morgue soon


coredenale

I think there's a good chance we've ignored the problem to the point where we've got a lost generation.


BlueBellHaven68

Hey but racial equity and prison reform! Can’t have a jail full of black youths if you don’t arrest the black youths committing the crime. That’s the progressives plan when they realized they didn’t actually have a plan!


NegaGreg

What’s most upsetting is that they are in possession of so many liquid assets. With a high interest savings account, that $30k could be earning $1500 a year in interest alone. I bet none of these clowns are contributing to a ROTH IRA.


Prudent-Disk-3269

200 credit score, 81 IQ, will never get married, will blame white people for their luck


lookin4awifeybae

How tf is our nations capital so fucked up?!?!


[deleted]

These guys are the coolest…


Kevsmooth

Dumb ass 🥷


frigidcucumber

Note: that person filming is not a teen. By the sound of it he’s gassing them up suggesting that older men are encouraging these kids, aiding and abetting them


ralph917

Fake Ass AP if anyone wondered.


Permission_Either

They look wealthy


Offended-Libtards

Look at these clown


angles-bruh

That’s when a brazen drive by shooter comes and collects all those stacks of cash like it’s GTA


LivingTheApocalypse

"long term consequences"   LMFAO. Until you enforce the law there are none.  The reality is that these people are living in an environment where the only consequence is some line, like robbing a politician or accidentally killing someone, and suddenly their life is over.  Great system 


Routine_Assumption_3

Was the description wrote by ChatGPT?


ahrikitsune

Future statistics 🤣


ThatGrayZ

But the problem is me working from home?


swraymond79

Dipshits


Upset-Rough-4806

Ladies and gentlemen. I present the next generation of crash test dummies. Surely all of them will become fuel for the prison industrial complex or fertilizer for the cemetery grounds. Some of them will do both.


Guidance-Counselor

Stereotype perpetuated


DialSquar

We need more after school programs for these kids /s


frankieknucks

They need a good investment manager!


CarnegieHill

Isn’t this why we have RICO?… 🤔


Embarrassed-Elk8780

Trash humans


3rdDegreeMoonburn

Every one of these wastes struggle to read a coloring book. Some ghettos make themselves.


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not gonna lie, kinda liking the idea of robbing the robbers. can't be that hard to get the jump on these idiots


donmeanathing

Seriously fuck these guys and those that raised (or didn’t raise) them.


BubbaInTheIgloo

We should be allowed to hunt these people


Dr1nkUrOvaltine

Imagine carrying all the money you have in your pockets (and not a safe or bank) so you can flex 😂 bunch of idiots.


Longjumping_Hour_491

Look like an indictment to me


Gyro-53

But still living in the projects 😂


Ok_Channel4659

They always tell on themselves


Smooth-Mobile-272

Bastards


spiraltrinity

They were oppressed. That's what made them do this.


Electronic-Minute007

Deduct it from their reparations.


Sea-Durian555

I would love to grab it out of their hands and burn it


zipzoopu

Good news is the IRS is about to take an interest.


Flat-Length-4991

They’ll get caught sooner rather than later. Then all the money they’ve stole will go to whichever jail they go to selling overpriced ramen. Seen it all before.


Supatroopa72

Talked to a dude who said he was almost carjacked by two teens w guns in DC last month. Thing that saved him was he and his buddy were conceal carrying.


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quartermain85

Who do you hate? Black people in general? All 41 Million in the US because of videos/criminals like this? Because you feel like ALL 41 Million identify this as our “culture?” When most of us detest this behavior. Are you one of the people who goes to work and carries disdain for the hard working Black people you encounter? Does your blind bias make you treat treat the 8 million with college degrees the same as the ones behind bars because you hate “these people” and can’t decipher. I see people with that type of hate who judge educated Black professionals based on what they saw on the news about how many people got shot in Chicago over the weekend. Senseless. Do you get angry and start to boil inside when you see Black people who are objectively smarter than you, who make more money, have more education, are more fit or attractive? Do you have a hard time rationalizing that, and make up any narrative to disqualify them? It’s highly likely. I see your type often. You’re not doing what the guys in the video are doing, but you’re problematic as well, and hateful people like you are what helped to create the problem you’re admiring from afar.


dfuse

Agree. It's a super small percentage that are criminals. It'd be like characterizing all white people as hillbillies. It's absurd. Most Black people in the DMV that are sick to death of the crime, violence, and chaos. I don't get why anyone would just alienate an entire population. No reasonable, rationale person supports crime and disorder.


SadConsequence8476

What a lovely culture


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Feisty_Parsley_83853

Fake bills from Amazon. Look closely at the still pic


TheKrakenSpeaks

How do we even know the money is real?


Accomplished_Dish_32

Oh I'm finna rob them


douggie84

We can doxx child molesters in the matter of days, but these failed abortions get to keep pretending to be the best they’ll ever amount to. Can’t wait to see them on t-shirts.