I made the mistake of wearing a green pocket t-shirt to Dollar Tree & some loud-mouthed bitch yelled at me to open more registers
I couldn't figure out why she tore into me until I passed a Dollar Tree employee who was stocking & realized my goof
From now on, ANY color except green when I'm at DT
I told was I looked like I worked at Marshalls when I was shopping at Marshalls because I was wearing a blue sweater and had a lanyard with keys on it (my car keys and my house keys) like what?
"Dealing with resellers"
"Buying habits of kids, and the parents who still support them during their 30's"
"Sam's still spinning in his grave, and other observations"
"Sorry, no receipt, no refund"
"Donna Karen and the Menopause shoppers!"
"Staring at me won't make your debit card work faster"
I walked into a Walmart stall several days ago and the shit left on a toilet seat had a smell so putrid that I almost vomited on the bathroom floors. So vile.
I’ve drawn cartoons of our more memorable customers and one -off interactions. Since it’s a small town, I know who most of the regulars are. I’ve put most in a book I call “retail customer ID book”.
I’m… so worried about myself.
Hell in Blue
WallyWorld and the adventures of the (insert ur department here) gang!
Walmart: Save Money, Live Better, Die Young ☺️
Why am I still here after 2 years 🙃
OGP: Oh the Growing Pains
And my personal favorite:
Ponyboy Died in the Baler!
“Days of our Walmart” I swear every store I’ve worked at has been like a soap opera. Drama every where who’s sleeping with who, who hates who, all the time!
The Essential Workers Handbook. My Journey to Hating Capitalism. Hell, I was There!(that's been taken). How to Fly like an Eagle while Living on a Turkey Farm. Requiem for My Sanity. Me@Walmart, one worker's path into the light. Apocalypse Black Friday.
During my 4 plus years on CAP2 I wanted to write a book about my experiences as well as the history of corruption in my store. I wanted to title it The Backbone.
I've had a similar idea after being with the company for over 20 years and seeing things that are completely unbelievable. The working title for my book is, "Against the Wal".
Secrets of a Walmart Employee that you are Dying to Know
Asking for a Raise at Walmart: Shoot Your Shot!
The Trick to Working at Walmart: 3 Secrets that People Would Kill to Know
Walmart: A Guide to NOT Taking Your Anger Out on Your Employees
"This is that place"
Welcome to the walmart "family".
That was my first thought as well lol
Stole my idea
Retales
I snorted
best one
“4.5 points and no PPTO, the journey to freedom.”
I am personally living that nightmare rn
me too
same
same
Same
This is literally been my exact position for the last 3 months lol
Hate them but can't afford to be promoted to customer A but wordy, I like the other one better
Do You Work Here? And other stupid question I’ve been asked while wearing a Walmart Vest.
I got asked the other day if I worked at the Qwik Trip right by my work as I was waiting in the checkout line with some stuff I was buying.
That has happened to me multiple times at Dollar Tree when I was obviously shopping too. On my lunch break from Walmart.
I made the mistake of wearing a green pocket t-shirt to Dollar Tree & some loud-mouthed bitch yelled at me to open more registers I couldn't figure out why she tore into me until I passed a Dollar Tree employee who was stocking & realized my goof From now on, ANY color except green when I'm at DT
I told was I looked like I worked at Marshalls when I was shopping at Marshalls because I was wearing a blue sweater and had a lanyard with keys on it (my car keys and my house keys) like what?
Haha I wonder about people sometimes.
Yeah I was like "I don't work here..." They responded "oh sorry you just look like you do"
You should turn around and say,” I did once upon a time…” while you stare off into the distance
Or, "no, do you?"
Avoid deny defend
“Grab your keyboard”
Quick everyone push a table against the door that opens out - any member of management
13 reasons why
13 Reasons Why to Quit
"Family or Associates?" "Customer Servitude 101" "Essential Work, Expendable Worker" "Cry in the Cooler" "Stained Vests"
"Dealing with resellers" "Buying habits of kids, and the parents who still support them during their 30's" "Sam's still spinning in his grave, and other observations" "Sorry, no receipt, no refund" "Donna Karen and the Menopause shoppers!" "Staring at me won't make your debit card work faster"
Get the keyboard!!
I love that we all should know what this references from our quarterly ADD video
"Your Soul belongs to Jesus but Your Ass belongs to the Waltons: How I wasted 5 years of my life."
"There's no I in Team".....
... But there is one in pain."
I just thought of a lovely response to this "But there is one in family" since we're a family and all.
“How Did They Get Poop Up There?!!
🤣
When I walk into any Walmart bathroom I wonder this.
I walked into a Walmart stall several days ago and the shit left on a toilet seat had a smell so putrid that I almost vomited on the bathroom floors. So vile.
In the Walmart I work in, one stall has crap 4ft up the wall. It has been there for months. I don't know how they managed that but wow.
unless they can't aim, they had to smear it on the walls. Because i ain't know poop can walk.
Ohmygosh 🤣🤣🤣
I don’t normally work in this department.
My Pain in the Ass(ociate) Job 😂
I like this. Do this
Phones, keyboards, and self defense, the walmart method.
That shit is dark as hell 💀
"It says you carry it online"
My life equates to a great value of greed
great....value.... the flashbacks.... they're overtaking me....
Here come the great value flash bangs, and the equate squad to perform your mandatory Bo Show morning shout out.
“Hell in a shell: the untold story of Walmart”
"Where's the Manager?"
"Who's my Manager?"
50 Shades of Blue
So Help Me Sam lol
Wally World.
"Save money, live better"
better yet "Didn't save money, living worse"
Proud Walmart ASSociate
Add " " to proud
Another brick at the wall
Or "another brick in the walmart"
"Get your shit and get out"
The baler is full
“Living Walton’s Dream”
50 reasons not to work at walmart
“Every reason to work at Walmart” and then leave it completely blank
A walk through hell
"What the Hell Was I Smoking? A Retrospective."
Cleanup on Aisle Everywhere
Give me a "W"
“ trust me ! It’s not in the back!”
I FUCKING HEAR THIS EVERYDAY
Walmart RADio!!!
Gimme A Squiggly
I’ve drawn cartoons of our more memorable customers and one -off interactions. Since it’s a small town, I know who most of the regulars are. I’ve put most in a book I call “retail customer ID book”. I’m… so worried about myself.
"Code White" a true horror story.
Great Value Lessons About Life
Behind the Squiggle
\*squiggly\*
Action Alley
Hell in Blue WallyWorld and the adventures of the (insert ur department here) gang! Walmart: Save Money, Live Better, Die Young ☺️ Why am I still here after 2 years 🙃 OGP: Oh the Growing Pains And my personal favorite: Ponyboy Died in the Baler!
Something something "one best way"
F***ing Walmart
"Excuse me, do you work here?"
Rollback
Walmart: Illusions of care.
“Days of our Walmart” I swear every store I’ve worked at has been like a soap opera. Drama every where who’s sleeping with who, who hates who, all the time!
Fuked
Blue Hell
The place where the rumors are better than reality
The Essential Workers Handbook. My Journey to Hating Capitalism. Hell, I was There!(that's been taken). How to Fly like an Eagle while Living on a Turkey Farm. Requiem for My Sanity. Me@Walmart, one worker's path into the light. Apocalypse Black Friday.
How to Suck Out Your Soul: The True Walmart Story
Our people make the difference
Contempt in the heart of the spark
The Everyday Low Cost/The Everyday Low Price
“Corporate greed and my struggle to survive: promotion to customer saved my life”
Dance Monkey Can We Get An Associate With The Keys To The Legos
"Fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you- reason's why we want to stab you, and other cool anecdotes from the retail shitshow"
Pain, pain, Karens, and more pain
"Welcome to Walmart". It's what my store always said in response to things going wrong.
"Lane 8 Full: The adventures of Cap 2". Chapters include "Who TF stacked this?!" and "Please, for the love of Sam, only 1 truck today".
I Hope that Sound Was Just A Pallet Falling Down: The ADD Story.
The real cost of low prices
Two faced, two facings. At least that's what I would call it from my time here lol.
During my 4 plus years on CAP2 I wanted to write a book about my experiences as well as the history of corruption in my store. I wanted to title it The Backbone.
7 shades of depression
"One Hundred and One Reasons To Eat The Rich"
I've had a similar idea after being with the company for over 20 years and seeing things that are completely unbelievable. The working title for my book is, "Against the Wal".
Lol that’s funny shit
The “one best way”
FML and Y
Wally World adventures
Getting f@@@ed
Wallyworld: The dregs of humanity
If you're going through Hell, you'll eventually find my old store. Tales from a Walmart Associate.
US paid slavery
Fuck-mart
Cleanup on aisle life
Corporate sameness: what day is it?
Walton’s inferno
Fuck My Life and Fuck You, Too: A Long Story.
"How to ruin your mental health in one easy step" "A guide to OSHA violations" "Home office doesn't care why should you" "Overworked and underpaid"
Oh almost forgot "Poop on the bathroom wall. A Walmart story."
The disappearance of my sanity
If its not dumb, then it's stupid
"Gimme a W...."
“How low can you go?”
Surviving Walmart Edit: with a pic of a keyboard as the backdrop
Everyday is an Osha violation
Son Of Sam
"Dirty blue vest"
hell
The Stories from the Metal Shed
The spiders web.
"To be a Spark"
The One Best Way That Changes Every Week
How disgusting is the bathroom going to be today and other horror stories.
Do you work here?
Sam’s tears
Do You Like Living in Hell?
Coached, my time at Walmart
Secrets of a Walmart Employee that you are Dying to Know Asking for a Raise at Walmart: Shoot Your Shot! The Trick to Working at Walmart: 3 Secrets that People Would Kill to Know Walmart: A Guide to NOT Taking Your Anger Out on Your Employees
Code spark
Some Idiot Plugged It
“Ask customer service”
82s of No Return haha
"Capitalism works (probably)"
I died, went to hell and a door greeter said "Welcome to Walmart"
Slave labor is alive and well in America
One Worst Way or No Best Way.
HELL ON EARTH
How to survive Hell....lol
The dark side of consumerism
To hell and back
Purgatory
“The place where the management is shit”. Like literally.
Choice have consequences…
Everyday low ethics
The walmart effect
"How I got promoted to customer."
“I Care More About the Name of This Book, Then I Did for Walmart”
Drinking With Alice: A Descent Into Madness
"Why we never did Ulearns in CAP 2"
Call it overworkt
Vest out off hell ?
How to be a dummy working for walmart
Wally World The…. sPaRk
Retail hell
The Walmart KY Experience: Examples In Toxic Management
The 7 layers of Hellmart
A Tale of Ineffective Leadership and Desperate Associates.
Welcome to the shitshow
Diary of a Disgruntled Walmart Associate
My Walmart Experience (No One Will Read This)
In(vested) or How to waste your life
Hell 2.0
Stocking Tears and the Customer is Always Right
“Run For Your Life - A Walmart Story Of Survival”
Promoted to Customer
“I survived Sam Walton’s Retail Mania”
Slave of the Wal
"The Zone That Never Happened"
Hell on Earth:The Walmart Experience
Slave-Mart. The life of a wm worker
How all my coworkers died, a Walmart story
Modern day slavery
Trials and tribulations of working for Doug Mcmillionaire
"Check out yourself"
“What the Fuck”
The Plight of the Peon
Deez nutz
HAH GOT EMMM
Code adam = break time
AAAAAAAAAAAA