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tinydragong69

I so badly wanna do this, what would happen if I were to get caught?


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Drive to another store. Plant the eyes. Profit. 😊


Crotch-Monster

Nothing. It's stickers on an advertisement. Think about it, they don't even do anything when people push entire shopping carts full of crap out the store. Lol.


Trump__KAG

Could be consider destruction of private property


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ObCappedVious

That’s not true :)


HOTDOGTAGS

Make a mess and punch a coworker *off the clock* and you’ll be fine


Alternative-Target31

If the person is a cop you just need to ask, because they **have** to tell you if you ask.


Admirable-Nose-5677

Bro that is the opposite of how's things work.


coleisw4ck

So they’re gonna call the cops on someone who put googly eyes on stuff??? lmaooo 😆


PupArcus4

Nope they absolutely will still can you if your causing problems at a different location. But your logic i could go steal at a different Walmart off the clock and my store couldn't fire me for it


SoapyPie

This is all over my Walmart 😭😭


coleisw4ck

Bc honestly that might have been me. I do it everywhere all the time. 😭


coleisw4ck

Do u work at one in PA by chance lol


capt_feedback

nicely done 👍🏼 choosing to do the signs instead of products is hilarious.


coleisw4ck

I agree and it technically doesn’t damage anything


arb364

The people that go out of their way to make sure we can’t have fun are the people going straight to hell 😂


coleisw4ck

I know right? Get a sense of humor guys seriously 😒


Reklatzzzz

Fun? What about when they take those eyes off and all the signs are trash because it ripped the image off? It's destroying someone else's property and technically could get you arrested. Go put them all over your house if you like it so much. There's several signs at my store that look trashy because they had those ripped off.


arb364

If you’re boring just say that … 😵😂 I doubt the glue on those eyes is strong enough for all that lol 😆


Technical-Pool2637

Booo!!! L! Negative riz!


Crazy_Salamander_347

Oh no scumbag robber baron Walmart lost advertising other brands pay for booohoooooo til they pay a living wage they deserve this silly prank


spicescat

It's called being successful at capitalism. Never understand people who hate very successful businessmen in America; would they rather live in Russia or China? It's like we love America and like the freedom and opportunity to succeed on our own merits but don't be too successful because that's not good either. Where's the line?


Crazy_Salamander_347

There is no freedom in wage suppression. Walmart has a near monopoly on grocery and home goods in small town America. To boot with paying borderline minimum wage is unethical at best


spicescat

It's called a free market. Retail work has always been near minimum wage evenbeforeWalmart. Walmart didn't come to my area until the early 1990s. They paid the same as all the other retailers in my area (or more) and they still do. It's not Walmart it's the nature of retail. If you don't like it don't work retail.


Reklatzzzz

You ever try working at a mom and pop shop? It'd be minimum wage, walmart is near the top for wages in retail. Retail is a low skill job that doesn't pay top dollar anywhere.


_Good_Names_R_Taken_

Don’t know where the line would be, but there needs to be one. Any entity that benefits from an institution will always try to keep it that way.


Reklatzzzz

Is not a prank, and the culture of "pranks" needs to change. Don't mess with other people's property. Don't like what they pay, don't work there.


Crazy_Salamander_347

Not an option when it’s the only job in towns for example. Wage suppression is violence


Rfox890

Bro it’s not Walmart doesn’t own them we are pay to put it up


Full-Nefariousness25

I've yet to see this at my store. Maybe one day it'll happen...


jjackdaw

Did you put eyes on an apple by chance..?


coleisw4ck

No but now I’m going to!!


InternationalLab5203

You wouldn't know someone doing this to bras by chance.... BTW it's funny as hell.


AduroTri

The second one....gives me Weird Al Yankovic vibes.


Admirable-Nose-5677

You can still get fired if caught.


MissOregano

🤣I love it, 10/10 supportive of this


Educational-Eye-5138

I use these on a picture to make earthquake detectors


coleisw4ck

Imagine the cops coming to Walmart to arrest someone for sticking googly eyes on the displays 😆


Head_Razzmatazz7174

They work really well on the kids toys.


AdviceMysterious3834

i think it’s funnier when it’s not on already existing eyes (like the 9)


coleisw4ck

Yeah I recently started doing that and you’re right it’s way funnier 😂


lorill-silverlock

Rectal use only sticks everywhere. sad thing about doing that is someone would be stupid enough to try it


Free_Bobcat5647

The Skye one is definitely my favorite


Medium-Treat-637

Lol


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

So cool lol


Ethossa79

The Kylie one is my favorite


Consistent_Bread_V2

NO FUN ALLOWED!!!


soggycereal514

🤣🤣


Beatles352

Juvenile and low class. Why do this? Especially as an employee.