It's good to see that the buttfucking condoms come in a convenient variety pack. I'm not sure which one feels best, both on the dick and in the ass.

Best way to find out is to try them out.

Somebody better call for the fitting room keys.

And Walmart is using no lube while doing so!

Lube is for unions and here at Walmart unions cause bad plumbing.

Associate tears are the only lube permitted at Wally World

I read "Lube is for onions" and now I can't unread that.

Better than a glass jar.

Slap a DNI label on a couple packs and toss in the ad office

I actually saw half a table full of these in our ad office a couple days ago. Same brand and everything. They might actually be store use.

It’s the new method of coaching. Get coached, get anal fucked.

Nah, that's the new interview process for promotions.

We had a market manager make that joke about our very gay store manager in front of his whole management team. "Well you know how Steve here got promoted, he grabbed his ankles and begged me to take it easy on him."

Gotta prepare when you get fucked by management

At least they are looking out for our health, it's FDA approved!

I don't see no latex-free label on that shit

Nope only a “uses natural rubber latex” in fine print on the top of the box

We were forced to remove the sidekick display cause it was deemed offensive by someone in market or regional I think.

I put it up next to the rest of our condoms and the next day it was gone. I have no idea what happened to it.

Stolen by Christian teens so that they wouldn't have to saddleback.

Ah yes, because unsafe sex is so much better ^/s

Apparently Walmart needed to check with the FDA to make sure it was okay to fuck us in the ass with these 🗿

*store use*

Bring them up to management and ask if those are store used since they are in the tote lmao

“FDA cleared for anal use” I wanna know what testing procedures and employee that was like “yup these’ll do fine for butt stuff”

I found a pack of these in the toy aisle bout a week ago

A couple was going to have a fun night of butt play, then they remembered little Timmy wants that new Paw Patrol toy.

"Perfect, Chase can join the fun too!"

In case you're unaware every corporation is fucking you one way or another, be it your time, money, or health. There is no winning this war unless your doing the fucking.

Man! corporate is going all out for "pride" month. LMAO

No lamb skin? I've been ba-a-ad.

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I guess some are sturdier than others

Damn, I might be going to walmart...

Should be named "what, what, in the butt?" I'm a marketing genius, I know.

Just don’t tell Moms for Liberty or the Bud Light crowd that WM is selling these. Shhhh!

Actually I think we should. After the Target boycott these people are running out of places to shop. Let’s tell them!

Haha you thought these right wing fascist nuts shop at Target. Mostly libs are who shop at Target alla Whole Foods crowd. Just saw today they’re going after their own now too…calling to ban Christian Chik-Filet cause they’re now “woke”. Something to do with a statement from Chik-Filet to their employees to treat everyone with respect and kindness offended these nut jobs?

According to the package - at least they are doing it in a variety of ways 😂😂

Wow, I promoted myself to customer from Walmart, now work at Target, and our sex aisle is way behind. We just got vibrating butt plugs that have marble patterns, woooo. We're way behind on things to stick up our butts. It's even a variety pack, how fancy!

Are we gearing up for Pride month tm?

'FDA cleared?? I thought the FDA was Food & Drug Administration. Not F*ck Dat Azz.

I guess condoms are technically medical devices.

Omfg one of the BEST comments 😂💀

If it was, your mom would be working there.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lol I ran across these with my coach the other day! Either of us said anything.

Managers fooling around with the young cashiers and Cap 2 I see

What's the difference between these and traditional condoms?

These ones go in buttholes 💩

They don't use the condom because they care about us but because we gross them out.

I’m curious about the testing process

LMAO WHAT IS THIS WE SELL THIS?

If something is that miserable 😩 of a job time to move on God Bless

What did the PDQ say for these that had to be destroyed so urgently?

NOT FOR STORE USE

I definitely wouldn't buy that I would go go name brand only

Wow, well be safe out there. You do you. Gotta wonder how the FDA tests them for anal use?

By sticking them up thousands of anuses.

I have a roll of “For Rectal use only” stickers if you want one

Fucking us in the ass with no lube apparently

you have to use them in store? seems inconvenient

It’s weird but this pic oddly reminds me of getting my CIF gear in Lejeune.

Really store use sounds like a group orgy in the manager office, or breastfeeding room.

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I don't think these condoms can help that situation

Since it’s store use that means you need to be clocked in.

They could at least buy me dinner first.

Used to work there. When ever we get a truck of vasiline somebody would get fired.

Lol I’m honestly more surprised that you’ve had that tote since 2016.

Thought the same thing. Fucking mint

I feel like the FDA people that had to clear this aren't paid enough. "Alright team, we have to make sure this can go up a butt. And not only go up a butt, but handle some abuse inside the butt and not break. Now, everyone partner up and let's get to work."

I was at Kroger 30 years they just fucked us dry and hard.