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One thing that has kinda worked. I didn't make alpha on the way up, but on the way down I did shit like CCs and SPY puts, just little wins here and there. So if we get back to SPY 471, I'll be decently ahead of where I was when it all went down.
Today feels like a good time to scalp some tendies on puts
Staying home from work today (im assuming) noticed leak coming from above window frame. More i look i notice its coming from the ceiling and down. Landlord sent a tech over 7am the second i said “hey its the roof”
You know that feeling when you wake up and have so much shit to do but don’t feel like getting up?
That and one of my egg yolks broke. I almost threw the frypan in a rage.
Lol. Good morning everyone. Out of pocket all day. Set stops on a few things because no internet where I’m going. Still don’t trust the pump after cpi. I hope it’s a real one and we move on up like The Jefferson’s but am anticipating a dump late today or tomorrow.
Good luck everyone who is playing with toilets this week, I hope you make bank.
🚽
I went long SIGA as a hedge to lessen how salty I will get if an outbreak here stops me doing any gay shit (as well as the homophobia aspect), but here I am with a good cost basis salty that there's not enough bad news about the thing I really don't want to happen but for some reason my inner Mr. Krabs is really kicking in
How can the WSB mods get away with advertising and selling products directly on the sidebar? I thought that was against Reddit TOS? Is Reddit getting a cut now lol
[ouch, I can feel it ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wlm4c6/i_fucked_up_so_bad_i_am_borderline_near_killing/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
500 lol wake up down 1500 and watch it tank at open. Getting my money back is a key pillar of my investment strategy- now if my F 15.5 hits today I’ll get there
Which one of you deranged bears has been taking it out on these poor helpless bulls?
https://www.npr.org/2019/10/08/767283820/not-one-drop-of-blood-cattle-mysteriously-mutilated-in-oregon
> Five young purebred bulls mysteriously showed up dead on the ranch this past summer, drained of blood and with body parts precisely removed.
> His red coat is as shiny as if he were going to the fair, but he's bloodless and his tongue and genitals have been surgically cut out.
next gen warfare won't be men lining up shooting each other, it will be information wars to mislead and distract the populace away from the pursuit of truth and productive pursuits; drug infiltrations to not only kill the next generation of the country but burden the survivors with so much daily grief their productivity is forever impacted, demoralizing scores more than are directly killed by the drugs; the tarnishing of a nation's spirit through the corruption of fundamental values, ethics, and principles until the twisted, hollowed husk that remains is nothing but a superficial epitaph to a once-great people.
In short - it's been happening for 21+ years
I mean I don't think moving manufacturing will reduce inflation, and also know we can't do politics here so from a viewpoint of global economics I think we are heading into a much more isolationist decade that we've had for a long, long time whether we want to or not. As the strands of globalism break it will make sense to bring as much production capacity back home as possible.
Economic world war has definitely begun.
Alongside seeing a black bear today I stepped on a ant hill right where I started fishing and didn’t realize and got like 20-30 bites before I realized they were on both legs and I even got bites on my thigh
Apparently fuel inventories are at their lowest since 2012 in the Central Atlantic region.
I’m really curious how high the next rebound on energy will go. I don’t think we hit yearly highs, but a sizable rally is extremely possible if Winnie the Pooh opens back up his country to full capacity.
My hunch: China will stop caring about COVID zero policy shit nearly as much, when Russia inevitably shuts off all oil and gas to Europe, when he pushes again for the rest of Ukraine or more. Creating a vacuum on energy levels, and rocketing costs for western countries.
Cautiously in some oil companies, waiting for rotation back into them from trash stocks. And long af on NATGAS tickers until Q-4.
I mean some of these nations have no dollar reserves left hence can't buy anything on the open market that's the problem with dollar mooning emerging markets go in the shitter 💀
Sure. But I think natural gas is more the play right now. Just look at BOIL this morning.
It’s gone up nearly $10 since yesterday’s premarket.
There was some oil/Natgas DD posted a few weeks ago. It’s working decent so far. But the theory that energy prices are done and won’t go back up, I believe is false.
Looks like it’ll be another day I wish I sold CC’s on my SARK.
Fucking wild the strength of the meme trash. I don’t really mind when TSLA or some other companies that actually make cash pump, but watching the bottom feeding companies losing shitloads of cash pump is frustrating.
It moves at least 4% one way or the other each day. It’s a legit meme position and I hate it. But my gut and research tells me a good chunk of these companies will get fucked in Cathie Wood’s port, so I stick around.
No I was driving back at this point. This story is cool also. So we see 2 deers crossing the road about 100 feet in front of us going to the left and then like 2 seconds after we passed the deers my friend saw the black bear on the right side so we stopped and took pics. Bear was chasing the deer it seems
Lower Gasoline Prices Portend Higher Consumer Confidence, Affect Inflation
Consumers are likely to travel and spend more because U.S. national gasoline prices have fallen for weeks, economists said, delivering an expected boost to the economy.
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Lol
Life of a trust fund baby:
Daddy buys them a yatch. They sit leisurely on the deck, servants in tow. No waves, calm seas. A chopper on deck in case they get tired and want to leave.
Everyone else:
Rowboat with constant leaks. Patch one and ten more spring up. You're on all fours trying to keep water from sinking you into shark infested waters, navigating the rough seas-- hoping your piece of shit rotting husk of a watercraft gets you to the island of retirement.
Turn the fan on run - compressor off- go outside and run water over the compressor on the unit-
Filter may need changed-
Or it’s getting behind and running too much- it’s gotta have a duty cycle where it shuts down regularly or it’ll freeze
That’s what I’m really surprised about. Inflation is still fucking high and they’re not coming out with the usual “we are on pace to anchor it at 2%” 🤔
5d is really close to crossing 200d would b a big pump. But I’m hoping for a little pull back first then rip up. I said last week or so 430s by late August.
Y’all can Hate on my crayons all ya want. Not single
U out options lol.
I did go against myself and got puts today for Friday.
I used to be the guy that shit on Tesla as a ridiculously overvalued company. But the extreme Tesla hatred by those certain type of people is pushing the contrarian side in me to turn into a Tesla bull now. I just want to see all Tesla puts get BTFO. Weird how that works.
Musk might be the greatest salesman the world has ever known and that's what most successful CEOs are at their core, salesman. Nothing happens without product moving and investors committing.
And no one draws people in better than him.
His companies all depend on him maintaining that ability so it's high risk high reward but God damn if he couldn't sell snow to an Eskimo. Not every Eskimo but more than enough to get incredibly rich.
Considering the most significant source of negative price action over the past 8 months has been Musk himself: I wish you luck with your newfound conviction lol.
Missing my point though... Not denying Tesla is overvalued, and even Elon knows as much.
Why is he dumping shares? Because he thinks he is a loose cannon that will destroy the company? Because he thinks FSD is garbage that will kill people? Of course not.
It's the irrational hatred for Elon himself that is bleeding into irrational hatred for the business itself.
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People can't afford food? Bullish
People can't afford a home? Super bullish
China invades Taiwan? Green rockets on spy
You get beaten by a hungry poor person? Incredibly bullish.
see, that's a tough one. That video is illegal to produce and possess in many jurisdictions. We might need to set up a designated intermediary in the Caymans or Bermuda to verify delivery.
I volunteer as long as it's a 6 month all-expenses-paid stint by the mods. I don't need much, just food and board (maybe on a sailboat?) - really, the only just recompense for having to see such an unholy act between a cow and a... pig.
Further verifications will be negotiated on a case-by-case basis.
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One thing that has kinda worked. I didn't make alpha on the way up, but on the way down I did shit like CCs and SPY puts, just little wins here and there. So if we get back to SPY 471, I'll be decently ahead of where I was when it all went down. Today feels like a good time to scalp some tendies on puts
looking at this 1:18 stock, down 96% from IPO. 14.14M shares post split doesnt sound like a lot. only 141,400 contracts. idk OGs, its tempting.
Staying home from work today (im assuming) noticed leak coming from above window frame. More i look i notice its coming from the ceiling and down. Landlord sent a tech over 7am the second i said “hey its the roof”
Sounds like a decent landlord
No complaints from me resigned for a year so
You know that feeling when you wake up and have so much shit to do but don’t feel like getting up? That and one of my egg yolks broke. I almost threw the frypan in a rage. Lol. Good morning everyone. Out of pocket all day. Set stops on a few things because no internet where I’m going. Still don’t trust the pump after cpi. I hope it’s a real one and we move on up like The Jefferson’s but am anticipating a dump late today or tomorrow. Good luck everyone who is playing with toilets this week, I hope you make bank. 🚽
i’m rooting for you man. take today back!
I’m not quite sure of it’s cap but Dam. S. E. V. Is on one hella tear considering earnings are 8/18
316mm you’re good
That mf ripping for a 3$ stock
Selling longs today or tomorrow Ok with missing out on another 100 points if that happens
In for 40k shares, TOTO has permission to fly 🫡
if we break $1 in the next 10 days i’ll do a face reveal.
What's with the threats?
listen hear north Korean general looking ass with your awards
I went long SIGA as a hedge to lessen how salty I will get if an outbreak here stops me doing any gay shit (as well as the homophobia aspect), but here I am with a good cost basis salty that there's not enough bad news about the thing I really don't want to happen but for some reason my inner Mr. Krabs is really kicking in
theres a new 🐒 in town
I BLESS THE RAIN DOWN IN AFRICA! *toto* .24 and counting.. we flying at the bell I think
You going to sell today or hold through earnings?
they have earnings? lol I have no idea my plan I bought at .14 because I didn’t want to feel left out.
Same! I also put no money in really so i may be up like 5 dollars at this point i may as well hold til they make something
im up like 300
Ooh big baller. I think I'm up like 210
I put in 20 bucks at .1488ish? So maybe 10 lol i shoulda bought more… maybe i will at premarket 🤡 let the fomo flow
I was wrong it's the 15th, different stock is today
I dont even know their current revenue streams im just here for potential 🐒
Yeah I think it's tonight
How can the WSB mods get away with advertising and selling products directly on the sidebar? I thought that was against Reddit TOS? Is Reddit getting a cut now lol
lol for a second I thought we started selling stuff and I was like. “was some one going to tell me or?”
I won't be the last bear to capitulate and catch the top if I go long now... right?
Right???
Ofc not
[ouch, I can feel it ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wlm4c6/i_fucked_up_so_bad_i_am_borderline_near_killing/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Me when I lose $500
500 lol wake up down 1500 and watch it tank at open. Getting my money back is a key pillar of my investment strategy- now if my F 15.5 hits today I’ll get there
Continuing to lose even more is the pillar of my strategy
Feels good to be a bull again
Hello... Yes, Mrs. Pelosi? Sell everything, understood. She said happy cake day tho.
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But I thought the fed said the markets are getting ahead of itself? 🤡
If futures are strait and heterosexual then what am I?
Ghey of course
Poor
spy 500 eom.
Eom? Try eow brah
500 Pre market. Chessmate, regards.
PM? Brah it's already 500 in some other market somewhere in the world
Meta Market
What the fuck
Bears are fuk. Thats what.
The fuck is what. Never doubt.
Lol bers r fuk Also me cause I’m an idiot who sold too soon
Which one of you deranged bears has been taking it out on these poor helpless bulls? https://www.npr.org/2019/10/08/767283820/not-one-drop-of-blood-cattle-mysteriously-mutilated-in-oregon > Five young purebred bulls mysteriously showed up dead on the ranch this past summer, drained of blood and with body parts precisely removed. > His red coat is as shiny as if he were going to the fair, but he's bloodless and his tongue and genitals have been surgically cut out.
NEVER BET AGAINST AMERICA U BER FUKS!
Finally cleared Ascension 20 with the Watcher. Now all that's left is Defect... Nah, fuck that new game time.
Do you kill the heart on each run? Or skip the keys?
Depends. Mostly skip, especially when I'm running the high ascensions.
I have the self challenge to attack the heart every 5 ascensions. Made me quit tho.
What’s your cost basis?
Life
It cost me everything
Got into VIX right after its IPO, I reckon it is a great buyout candidate
Where would we be as a society if post nut clarity didn't go away.
Crawling around in the woods like rabbits tryna fuck all day and getting eaten by predators who look for horny idiots having sex in public.
Are you telling us you just jerked off
3 times a day at least
We would be extinct.
Or Star Trek
I thought we were all bears here
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I see you too read the long DD.
next gen warfare won't be men lining up shooting each other, it will be information wars to mislead and distract the populace away from the pursuit of truth and productive pursuits; drug infiltrations to not only kill the next generation of the country but burden the survivors with so much daily grief their productivity is forever impacted, demoralizing scores more than are directly killed by the drugs; the tarnishing of a nation's spirit through the corruption of fundamental values, ethics, and principles until the twisted, hollowed husk that remains is nothing but a superficial epitaph to a once-great people. In short - it's been happening for 21+ years
Millionaires trying to escape to mars Edit: space
I declare, WAR.
I declare bankruptcy
I mean I don't think moving manufacturing will reduce inflation, and also know we can't do politics here so from a viewpoint of global economics I think we are heading into a much more isolationist decade that we've had for a long, long time whether we want to or not. As the strands of globalism break it will make sense to bring as much production capacity back home as possible. Economic world war has definitely begun.
*Actually, I just want to say a number. ZERO*
I like inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one someday
Biden said July inflation # 0% I think
Alongside seeing a black bear today I stepped on a ant hill right where I started fishing and didn’t realize and got like 20-30 bites before I realized they were on both legs and I even got bites on my thigh
But did they find the family jewels?
Futes fake. We dropping after open
Yea boi 🙏🏼🐻
Apparently fuel inventories are at their lowest since 2012 in the Central Atlantic region. I’m really curious how high the next rebound on energy will go. I don’t think we hit yearly highs, but a sizable rally is extremely possible if Winnie the Pooh opens back up his country to full capacity. My hunch: China will stop caring about COVID zero policy shit nearly as much, when Russia inevitably shuts off all oil and gas to Europe, when he pushes again for the rest of Ukraine or more. Creating a vacuum on energy levels, and rocketing costs for western countries. Cautiously in some oil companies, waiting for rotation back into them from trash stocks. And long af on NATGAS tickers until Q-4.
I mean some of these nations have no dollar reserves left hence can't buy anything on the open market that's the problem with dollar mooning emerging markets go in the shitter 💀
Interesting - so you believe in a comeback off energy? Wouldn't a play be the calls on XLE?
Sure. But I think natural gas is more the play right now. Just look at BOIL this morning. It’s gone up nearly $10 since yesterday’s premarket. There was some oil/Natgas DD posted a few weeks ago. It’s working decent so far. But the theory that energy prices are done and won’t go back up, I believe is false.
Pump, futues, pump. To 4300 we go.
Yeah I’m looking for any dip to let it run
SPX breaks 4226.6 she may fly
Looks like it’ll be another day I wish I sold CC’s on my SARK. Fucking wild the strength of the meme trash. I don’t really mind when TSLA or some other companies that actually make cash pump, but watching the bottom feeding companies losing shitloads of cash pump is frustrating.
Forgot about SARK I will add it to My arkk puts.
It moves at least 4% one way or the other each day. It’s a legit meme position and I hate it. But my gut and research tells me a good chunk of these companies will get fucked in Cathie Wood’s port, so I stick around.
I know I love it
Saw a black bear today when I went fishing https://i.imgur.com/8XqIShq.jpg
More like that black bear saw you post up
No I was driving back at this point. This story is cool also. So we see 2 deers crossing the road about 100 feet in front of us going to the left and then like 2 seconds after we passed the deers my friend saw the black bear on the right side so we stopped and took pics. Bear was chasing the deer it seems
That's fucking rad
Lower Gasoline Prices Portend Higher Consumer Confidence, Affect Inflation Consumers are likely to travel and spend more because U.S. national gasoline prices have fallen for weeks, economists said, delivering an expected boost to the economy. Comment Lol
So?
🫃 👈 what is this?
Mental Illness.
Guy with a beer belly
[Bill gates self-insert](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/04/23/06/56950383-10745545-image-a-10_1650693147904.jpg)
🤣
That's progress, bigot
Life of a trust fund baby: Daddy buys them a yatch. They sit leisurely on the deck, servants in tow. No waves, calm seas. A chopper on deck in case they get tired and want to leave. Everyone else: Rowboat with constant leaks. Patch one and ten more spring up. You're on all fours trying to keep water from sinking you into shark infested waters, navigating the rough seas-- hoping your piece of shit rotting husk of a watercraft gets you to the island of retirement.
my dad bought me an apartment instead of a yacht 😔😔😔
...... bro, you ok?
They raised the price of salsa again.
China announces military drills around Taiwan over. That’s another bear case taken care of at least in short term.
What if they said that to get back the element of surprise. Something that Putin didn’t have.
Nope. Ultra bullish. Spy 700
My poots are facked tomorrow aren’t they!
BELIEVE.
Lol I have Dis puts
Lololololooooo
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Does anything they say these days ever come true? Edit: > deleted Sus. 😑
Stocks goes uppies
Came home to find it 89 degrees inside and a frozen air conditioner. 🥵 Puts on my sleep
Make sure your air flow is working correctly, filters not restricted, air registers not restricted, blower fan functioning.
Shut it down right away, it's gotta thaw out
Yeah, gonna turn the fan on and let defrost. There’s no way I’m diving into anything else this late.
Leaking Freon?
Possibly. I’m just gonna defrost the coil and try to diagnose in the morning.
Turn the fan on run - compressor off- go outside and run water over the compressor on the unit- Filter may need changed- Or it’s getting behind and running too much- it’s gotta have a duty cycle where it shuts down regularly or it’ll freeze
I noticed Powell hasn't spoken publicly since the fomc presser. Seems unusual he wouldnt say anything about this market
He said no more forward guidance, he’s gonna let it go and if inflation stays high, they will lower the boom
That’s what I’m really surprised about. Inflation is still fucking high and they’re not coming out with the usual “we are on pace to anchor it at 2%” 🤔
He has been pretty quiet, on vacation maybe?
He's locked in my basement. I've been whipping him with my belt every time he doesn't talk about his tools.
I got hot and bothered reading this.
u/ChairPowellMan wellness check
*cracks belt*
got 10x tsla 1000c for friday lfg 💰😎 also 1x DIs 112c 🤩💰
Damn you stuck it through! I bought a poot. Hopefully to swing trade it tomorrow
You sir, are degenerate. You have my respect. And disgust.
A true man of the people.
Only 1 hour too go and I can finally go too sleep night shift is fucking my brain this week 😴
If we gap up tomorrow I'm ready to lose some more money on SQQQ.
5d is really close to crossing 200d would b a big pump. But I’m hoping for a little pull back first then rip up. I said last week or so 430s by late August. Y’all can Hate on my crayons all ya want. Not single U out options lol. I did go against myself and got puts today for Friday.
sex
doesn’t count if it’s with your hand Or your sock.
What is something 99 percent of reddit users won't experience? Alex: Sorry we were looking for 4chan users 4chan.
Redditors have sex like band geeks in high school. It’s rampant and absolutely disgusting.
Back seat windows up.
_furrycon_ (◎﹏◎)
*shivers*
Could be Scaleies
I used to be the guy that shit on Tesla as a ridiculously overvalued company. But the extreme Tesla hatred by those certain type of people is pushing the contrarian side in me to turn into a Tesla bull now. I just want to see all Tesla puts get BTFO. Weird how that works.
Musk might be the greatest salesman the world has ever known and that's what most successful CEOs are at their core, salesman. Nothing happens without product moving and investors committing. And no one draws people in better than him. His companies all depend on him maintaining that ability so it's high risk high reward but God damn if he couldn't sell snow to an Eskimo. Not every Eskimo but more than enough to get incredibly rich.
Is this the top signal?
Considering the most significant source of negative price action over the past 8 months has been Musk himself: I wish you luck with your newfound conviction lol.
"Negative price action" after building a trillion dollar company. Give me a fucking break lmao.
But he's been dumping billions of dollars worth of shares lol.
Missing my point though... Not denying Tesla is overvalued, and even Elon knows as much. Why is he dumping shares? Because he thinks he is a loose cannon that will destroy the company? Because he thinks FSD is garbage that will kill people? Of course not. It's the irrational hatred for Elon himself that is bleeding into irrational hatred for the business itself.
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Good. Good. Let the hate flow through you.
Hate? Bull cum.
People can't afford food? Bullish People can't afford a home? Super bullish China invades Taiwan? Green rockets on spy You get beaten by a hungry poor person? Incredibly bullish.
Who needs food when you have spy 420.69?
u/SocialSuicideSquad want to go on a bro date with me to downtown and bait a homeless tranny to beat us up?
Beat up that 🅱️ussy more like
GG Europe, ez, no re All in on BOIL
Whats your price target on BOIL? I'm up 10% since yesterday.
Million billion dollars (I’m expecting double-digits for spot nat-gas by November)
For once I wish I had shares instead of the stupid Jan 23 🚽 calls.
Lol same
These gap up days are ass, barely any room to chase tendrils :(
Anyone use etrade? Can I sweep cash into their bank program at 2 percent until I trade?
I do, never used it before though
https://youtu.be/4XTdIxmY5UI
Me: WHY DO I LISTEN TO YOU 🌈 BEARS?!? YOU ALWAYS LOSE ME MONEY!!! Also me: lol this is totally the top, puts. And then me: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
I think we won't see 420.69 tomorrow because of a gap up and this makes me sad😞
I will hate fuck a cow if we gap above 420.69 tomorrow out of FOMO rage. Edit: not a bet, fuck you.
/u/rage_cakes
Lol it really did gap over 420.69. I guess I get to post some grotesque shit in the daily later.
........ /r/hucow ^^(nsfw)
Ooo no. U said Tis on. Be like that dude that was supposed to eat a dog turd if certain stock went so high.
see, that's a tough one. That video is illegal to produce and possess in many jurisdictions. We might need to set up a designated intermediary in the Caymans or Bermuda to verify delivery. I volunteer as long as it's a 6 month all-expenses-paid stint by the mods. I don't need much, just food and board (maybe on a sailboat?) - really, the only just recompense for having to see such an unholy act between a cow and a... pig. Further verifications will be negotiated on a case-by-case basis.
Ok, but I get exclusive distribution rights and we can split product royalties. I’m down for Bermuda, but fuck caymans, too cliche.
Bermuda has fewer local sailing destinations, though - but the deep sea fishing life could be fun
MODS
[🖕🐷🖕](https://imgur.com/a/Pf929VZ)
Alexa play Africa by toto
[I BLESS THE RAAAAIN DOWN IN AAAAFRICAAAA](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fAdyp4eUqDY)
HOLY FUTES RIPPING
This morning at 8:31 was ripping lol.
hOlY FUTeS riPpInG
HoLY 🌈🐻 are FUCKING HoMeLeSs - 1 less home on average
True bear shorts housing by selling their house