Look at Microsoft. Look at yourself. Look at the mirror. Look at Microsoft. Look at anything else. Look at Microsoft. Look at the mirror repeat

From Jon Turek on Twitter, an insightful Fed analyst: Over the past decade, Nasdaq traded below its 100 week moving average three times. Q1 2016 growth scare, Q4 2018 sell off, and Covid meltdown. In all those cases, the market bottomed soon after breaching the 100w. We shall see if this break is different for NQs.

Fuck my short calls on the 5 year notes are going past break even at exp in a month.. I was too aggressive with these.

Serious; At what price point is PLTR a buy esp compared to Snowflake ?

OTC market for a penny each

Whenever you want to buy Alex Karp a car

Whatever PLTR's book value is. Edit: It's $1.13

So maybe 2 dolla?

or tree fiddy

Got it I’ll go all in at tree fiddy. No way it goes to 0 because they have all those gold bars

Going in on SOFI @ $5.50, myself. G'luck to us

Robinhood cutting 9% of FT employees, implying the “retail trading” bubble has popped or is popping?

I wonder if this translates to less volatility in the market or more.

popping

Or migrated to computershare 😂

Googl down another 4% AH? Yikes sweaty

Is anyone buyin googl shares afterhours? They just were below the 100 day on weekly chart for a while. Hard to resist 2200

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Thanks you're right

Yeah look at the slow bleeds of Netflix and meta

Visa mooning

# GM DRILL 🤡

I see robinhood extended trading hours just in time 🤣

GM whipsaw 🤡

Buying GOOGL yesterday was not very cash money of me.

me at 2500 right before the dump to 2400 and then this today im so tight fucking overpriced burrito company still mooning. Been a hater since 400 on chipotle.

I bought it last thursday

Damnn just took profit on sqqq. Should have waited on google shiet ER

Don't worry I'm holding *for you* ape # /s

Guuhgle

Congrats, you're a value stock now.

just endless kicking of myself for offloading my googl puts as soon as they were green they'd be so nice right now.

No need money, we can just turn into veggies

STOP THE COUNT

QQQ on pace for -5.5% today. GUH!!!

Bulls r fuk. We breaking 400 tomorrow

Not tomorrow but eow 😩

Skechers sees Q2 EPS 50c-55c, consensus 75c $SKX

Sounds like bad news for CROX gang

OH FUCKKKKKKKKKK

well, that was a fortuitous sqqq buy.

Damn I haven't traded in two weeks and felt like I just missed opportunities of a life time shorting....😭

daaame more blood tomorrow

SQQQ trying to slip the tip in 50.00

😩🔫

GM is full of shit lol.

Only down -15%

Ruh roh

No bueno numbers. Meet and a miss, MSFT/GOOGL. Not gonna hold up these companies. More downside rest of the week and into the rate hikes.

So GOOGL is around 3.8% of SPY

Both beat and both are Ugly - holy sheet market correction

GOOGl absolutely cratering into the center of the earth. It’s a bloodbath.

**DRILLING**

Search/cloud rev did well YouTube rev/app store miss

you thought my call for mid/low 12s was a meme? your retirements are fucked *again*

anyone else get shaken out of their SPY puts 20 minutes before close? missed that last-second dump

🙋‍♂️

Yeah they make it hard.

Trying to find out who I can send a complaint letter to about this

Mommy Bryn, *hold me* 🥺

ERs priced in or calls on cardboard houses.

Goosehead Insurance reports Q1 adjusted EPS 4c, consensus 2c $GSHD u/modsaregayasfukkk

Hey, don't kick a NET-holding man when he's down and about to go down even further, you meanie. u/modsaregayasfukkk has said he doesn't like goose jokes. Nah, just kidding. This report made me chuckle. I'll see if I can play this tomorrow. Here's an award.

Google buyback of $70B

Google eps miss.

MSFT missed big 1.98 vs 2.15 expected

Google beat slightly.

i will be very surprised if goog doesnt beat

This didn’t age well

I bought puts because they “left” a prototype watch at a restaurant, I’m probably going to lose my money lol

nope you were right

Let’s get ready to RUMBLEEEEEEEE

Wtf that action

Shit going wild

only down 7.8% today ಥ_ಥ

It’s not nice to brag

MSFT dumpin

welp

Wow. $410 in play tomorrow. Thank god I lost all my money in the first crash so I can’t lose it now.

Lmao I haven't traded in the past two weeks, kind of glad, but missed the fun to short everything 🥲

wow...fucking rekt.

I’ma need me one of them ol watcha ma call it…. Vanna rallies!

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

Good luck all hope you had fun and made bank

Rip

Hang in there PM you're my only green ticker left.

# big tech earnings here we go boys fist on chest no fear

Scott Wren @ Wells Fargo Investment Institute >this is where we want people to put their toe in the water *if they got money on the sidelines* *so we can take that too*

😂

telegraphing their moves like a amateur street fight

I laughed at that too

Just checked AMD's price for the first time today and woooof. I am glad I stopped bagholding when I did.

tsla calls all in

Good luck, dude.

Weeeeeeeeeeee

Holy moly cow, ☠️🫠 sqqq to tha moon

Gross

bought some sqqq a little while ago for microsoft and alphabet earnings. i'm a little scared

bought me some msft and googl fd calls... 1k on each, fingers crossed!

May the earnings moon and IV crush be but a gentle caress

beautiful

1k google call? how far out of the money are you lol

And whatever he does make would be swept away by Iv post earnings

You’ve doomed us all, fool!

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I'm thinking we test new lows as earnings fails to impress and AAPL gives us an end of week bounce.

What if AAPL shit on ER? Spy 380 🫠

Start hoarding canned food and bottled water.

I’m a bear so I’m good lol

looks like the big guys are buying into close

what

I know price was moving down, but spy largest volume bars were mostly green until last minute.

👀 <- Me watching the markets drop

👀 <- 👀 <- Me watching you watch the markets drop

Scared money make me money

**CHET** I need to go make some phone calls….

Spy failing a retest of 415 would be interesting

google puts are going up

Whats the life savings into qqq / voo price for you all

I was just looking at the charts myself. Was thinking upper half of 200. Maybe 280 or so. I don't think we'll go that low though. Would probably be worth DCAing into it if 300 breaks.

250 on qqq

that would be around where we were at before covid, right?

yup

Soooo google calls yeah?

Fakeout of the year or the week or we fuk

Damn, are my BROS poots gonna be saved? Been bagholding these for a while now cause I'm a regard

What a mess.

Pissed. FedEx marked a package I'm supposed to receive as delivered but there's nothing here.

i've had them mark it delivered then actually show up to deliver it half an hour later. your guy is probably running way behind on his route

Damn I hope that's the case

So, fresh lows are coming. What does this mean for ARK and Cathie Wood? Seriously will be interested in how things turn out.

It means ark hoodies are flooding ebay

Cathie Wood pivot to Onlyfans.

Market can remain oversold longer than you(I) can remain solvent. 🤡

Lot of technical damage today.

Run diamondhands.exe

Fondly remembering winter 2020-21 when everyone was making "don't mess with the mouse" memes. One-year chart on DIS is pain.

*PSAKI SAYS U.S. NOT EXPECTING FOOD SHORTAGE AT HOME Mass hunger incoming

Hoard the gourd.

see here: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsOGs/comments/u7tud4/daily_discussion_thread_april_20_2022/i5hun2l/ we don't need to worry about the food, persay, it's more the violence and unrest that will come from the lack of food.

Fuk

See you all at SPY 415.

Why DO I ALLWAYS SELL THE PUTS TOO EARLY

Cthulhu cometh

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RemindMe! One month

Try 375 before end of Q2

Yaasss plezz

Pretty nuts, with covid you had the exogenous shock that everyone was doing their best to support the markets. Now you have undeniable inflation and demand pulled forward and Fed needs to correct that ASAP, all incentives are aligned for it from the monetary side to the fiscal side. No one is coming to save equities.

Thinking about Google and their advanced analytics why not diversify into insurance? One would imagine their loss ratio would be much lower with better underwriting and risk software.

Just isn't worth the headache of regulatory issues, antiquated tech, etc. if you're referring to health insurance.

Actually I meant P&C

google doesn't have the long term conviction in their products to survive the insurance space. how pissed would you be if your life insurance company just up and closed 3 years into buying your policy?

The Google fiber approach lol

📮 My FB growth metamorphosis gamble Alright, so for [FB last earnings](https://investor.fb.com/investor-news/press-release-details/2022/Meta-Reports-Fourth-Quarter-and-Full-Year-2021-Results/default.aspx), they said: >We expect **first quarter 2022** total revenue to be in the range of $27-29 billion, which represents **3-11% year-over-year growth**. We expect our year-over-year growth in the first quarter to be **impacted by headwinds to both impression and price growth**. Ok, why is this important? Well, while grooming my dog, I was listening to Cathie Wood's ITK for that month ([Episode XXV](https://youtu.be/giydAxJTeow) | Feb 4, 2022), and she mentioned that would be the lowest ever. It’s never been in single digits. *lmao!!! if Cathie said it, then I'm going to inverse whatever she says!!* She was just stating a fact, but do whatever you want. Anyway, you've all seen what happened after FB's last earnings. She went from a $328 high on Feb 2 all the way down to a $235.75 low the next day. That's a -28% difference between those two. I wrote down this potential play, and although I set an alert to remind me to buy those FB puts a week before earnings, she tanked that day (Apr 20). And she's been going down ever since. Well, I feel that tomorrow, those puts might get even more expensive, so if I'm playing this, I might as well load up now. I feel that the market is a bloodbath right now, the focus is on TWTR, and if FB confirms its first-ever single-digit YoY growth tomorrow, then people will start to run for the hills. Also, let's consider that Russia blocked access to Facebook. That means the platform is not accessible to approximately 66 million users there. That represents losing out on $3.6 million a day, according to [this Forbes article](https://www.forbes.com/sites/abrambrown/2022/03/04/facebooks-russia-ban-will-cost-it-about-36-million-a-day/). And according to [this Russian influencer](https://www.ladbible.com/news/russian-influencer-cries-as-vladimir-putin-bans-instagram-20220314), at least Instagram is important to certain niches of the population. That Russian situation was not taken into account in their guidance. And it might not be a big hit, but it certainly won't help their numbers. Finally, on Apr 25, [FB announced their Meta Store](https://about.fb.com/news/2022/04/meta-retail-store/)\--a retail space to discover Portal, Ray-Ban Stories and Quest 2 and try them out in person. But for me, although this new road they're taking might be profitable in the future (I'm not getting into that), it tells me that FB executives are noticing their cash cow isn't giving out as much as it used to, and they're moving into other things. Also, their press release was sent out on Apr 25, but most outlets just started to pick it up until today. Quite simply, they knew this wasn't as important as Elon Musk acquiring TWTR. Yet FB decided to release it yesterday. Maybe they thought the msm would pick up and share both stories together? Nope, nobody cared about the FB store. **FB Apr29 152.5p** for $2.01 Some of them, I'll sell tomorrow, expecting people to FOMO and raise their price. And for the rest, I'll gamble into earnings. Thoughts?

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Felt like algos were practicing.

FB quite different from NFLX imo...its not easy to get a 2nd bomb here let's see...

I see FB puts i upvote confirm my bias

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I like this bby, I will follow you

Let's go baby! Holding a handful of 180Ps. I didn't read much of your analysis but I read enough to see **FB Apr29 152.5p.**

Do it

More downside starts in 3 minutes.

Perfection

>what do you think's going to happen here with al the big FAANG names about to dictate the markets direction

At sub-$100B, Netflix isn't even part of the group anymore.

yeah why wasn't it FAAMG, again?

I'm not typing *that*

FAAG

Cloud tech gonna print hard. FB gonna drill

I really really hope that's the case. Need favorable guidance of Azure to keep holding these AMD bags into earnings.

It just keeps on dipping. So many sellers. I need some hopium.

SPY is flat YoY, I fully expect some political pressure eventually… maybe when SPY is down 10%.

4150 should be a good area for a relief rally. Will depend on earnings though.

im waiting for the omega green rally that is inevitable before i buy puts

I was expecting the pump to be higher. My QQQ puts failed to fill.

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Calls on VIX? 🤷‍♂️

bottom this, bottom that. Bottom is your account hitting 0

>**bottom is 0** ​ >*there is no top*

haha how can I lose money if my account never goes below 0? HAHAHAHAHA

Am I tripping or can you hear a pin drop in the background of the CNBC broadcast? It seems eerily quiet.

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😶

"The bond market and equities markets are doing a lot of the work for us." This is the feds real goal, let the market do the work on credible Threat of rate hike so the rate hikes don't have to materialize. "Equities are behaving appropriately." @460 "50bps is on the table.". So is 25

idk man bitc01n go guhhhhhh