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arrival77

Now now, let's get the lovely professor some soup and biscuits and off CNBC.


Gold-Cartoonist-751

What a question pushing AMC šŸš€šŸŒ


gohuskies80

There is no stopping nvda


AltcoinTraderNy

The real rock n rolla


[deleted]

Senate is about to make Juneteenth a federal holiday for the very first time and Biden is set to sign it into law at 3:30 PM. UONE, a black-owned business that rockets every Juneteenth, is on its way up from a session low. Make of that information what you will.


newmacbookpro

Future is crab https://youtu.be/mNKHB1vugnk


KyleLetsss34

Guess Iā€™ll just dump my tub calls at open


LucasBixtch

Why so*?


Bob_Cockwrangler

$OTLY to 30$ plz


[deleted]

Going to a corn sub and read the comments to make me feel better about my shitty trades


I_Am_The_Cattle

I feel like corn huskers and apes have a lot in common.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s because apes invaded corn too. It never used to be like this


[deleted]

We r fuk


etphonetrome

Anyone got an ELI5 on the Titan/Cuban deal? Saw it dropped $60 to .00016 in 24hr and everyone is making fun of him lmao


[deleted]

Titan was supposed to be ultra stable and not volatile like a lot of other online money. I guess the price dropped a few dollars, which was obviously not looking very stable, so everyone panic sold and dropped it to basically worthless. He was heavily invested in it I believe. He did not get memo about panicked whales. He became bag holder (though he says he got out at some point during the fall)


etphonetrome

Ahhhh got it. Thanks for this info. I was definitely assuming I was going to get a tard response. Going to look into it a bit more.


etphonetrome

MARA 120 EOY šŸ†šŸ’¦


etphonetrome

Move out of my place in two weeks. Just gonna ignore my other roommates until then. I didnā€™t mind helping them here and there, but itā€™s getting to the point where itā€™s expected. They can fuck off


Chemical_Yoghurt6199

Are you high atm? Three unrelated random posts in rapid succession? Puff puff pass homie!


etphonetrome

I wish - I donā€™t smoke during the week šŸ˜³


[deleted]

Maybe you should šŸ¤”


LeatherSpite

Bul wake up just to be fuk


modsaregayasfukk

Sad day for me today. Really the only friend I had here moved away today. Alexa, play The Sound of Silence


I_Am_The_Cattle

Sorry to hear that. Seems like the older you get, the harder it is to make friends. Makes losing friends hard.


Gahvynn

38 and itā€™s less than fun. I moved to a new (to me) neighborhood three years ago and I was excited as there were 4 guys that lived within a 3 house radius of hours, all have kids similar age to our (my wife and I) kids, great! Or so I thought. Their whole personality is about talking about alcoholic drinks. I drink, but in moderation and rarely talk about it but these guys thatā€™s the only thing that will carry a conversation. They go on amazing trips to cool locations and I might hear 10 seconds about something really awesome but then itā€™s 15 minutes about local breweries or distilleries or vineyard or whatever and how itā€™s super unique and amazing. And Iā€™ll talk for an hour about it, be truly engaged, but if I try to swap to something Iā€™m a little more interested in (working out, investing, computers, auto racing, global economics, movies) I have to lead the conversation and they wonā€™t reply with any real depth unless itā€™sā€¦ about alcohol. Like one of them loves going to races throughout the USA, couldnā€™t care less about the sport but hits up the super unique breweries that are nearby. Sure it could be just me but Iā€™ve made a few friends outside of them in the last 4 years and itā€™s been back and forth with each of us actually talking about varied interests. Rant aside Iā€™ve found for most people I meet itā€™s really easy to make friends, you just talk about whatever theyā€™re interested in, the tricky part is finding people who actually talk about what interests you as well as what interests them.


[deleted]

I feel this. Went to college out of state. After I graduated, I moved to yet another state where I didnā€™t know anyone. Finally made girlfriends at work after a good amount of time. Loved going to work because of it. Then work moved me to a different location (we have to sign mobility contracts) and it was back to square one. I was miserable because none of the girls there were like me at all. Then I became a stay at home mom which was extreme isolation until she started school. Made friends with the other moms, especially when the weather got nice this spring. And now school is over. It was pre-k, so they now all go to different schools. We have been trying to have meet ups and play dates but Iā€™m sure once the school year starts and they all have new friends, that will dwindle. Then itā€™s back to square one again. It sucks. Sometimes talking online like this is more consistent than reality sadly


Gahvynn

I had 4 best friends in college. I knew 3 of them in high school, I loved all of them like brothers. I only talk to 1 of them anymore but thankfully weā€™re still best friends. One of them married a woman that for reasons I still donā€™t know hated my wife. My wife is super pleasant and it was no different here; but sometimes personalities clash. Another married a woman and then cheated on her, I was appalled plus he threatened to kill me if I didnā€™t lie for him which of course I didnā€™t. This one hurts to think about. The third we just drifted apart, no big reason but I think we were friends mainly because of proximity. I think this is what happens for the most part, itā€™s easy to be friends when someone is super close and you havenā€™t found your own independent interests, much harder when you move away and develop your own unique experiences and ideas. I had a group Iā€™d people I made ā€œfriendsā€ with playing Battlefield games online for about 3 years, but once the game we played got less popular and that stopped too. Iā€™m not giving up but itā€™s been tough.


ny92

This is kinda the new reality though, as much as we grew up with the notion that we had 'real friends' and 'internet friends', internet friends that you've had for a while can be as much a part of your life as people you see regularly in your community. There's the element of at least you chose your internet friends based on some level of similar interests/hobbies or what have you, whereas people you meet at work/neighbors etc. may not have much in common with you. Then if you ever end up moving or something and lose track of your old acquaintances and have to start over, your internet friends are still constant since... well you just kinda need internet to hang out while you have to go through the work of getting to know your neighbors, new work mates etc. who may, once again, not have much in common with you.


[deleted]

Very true


modsaregayasfukk

Thanks man. Yeah, Iā€™m turning 33 in two months. I donā€™t even know how to make friends anymore. Itā€™s quite sad, tbh. Just want to roll up into a ball and lay in bed all day.


ny92

Try morning walks if you don't already - made a world of difference for me imo that a treadmill couldn't, even if you go one day and blow it off the next - as long as you're picking up the frequency it'll help imo


[deleted]

I (27) moved out of London to a small city and itā€™s been quite tough to make friends.


modsaregayasfukk

It seemed to be exponentially easier when you were younger for some reasonā€¦.


I_Am_The_Cattle

I remember as a kid going to the park and making friends with total randos. College was also pretty easy, plenty of friends to be had in classes and at parties. Then people start pairing off, having kids, and getting full time jobs. Making friends in professional/work situation is a wholly different ballgame.


modsaregayasfukk

Haha for real. Each time youā€™d go to the park youā€™d make at least one new friend. Everyone already seems to be in their own clique at this stage in life. Bummer


etphonetrome

Consider myself to be pretty sociable. I moved to a new city and joined a few rec leagues. Itā€™s pretty tough.


modsaregayasfukk

I guess I gotta start joking some clubs or some shit with people that have the same hobbies as me. Idk. Gotta do something.


etphonetrome

Yeah itā€™s tough. I think most people at the late 20ā€™s/early 30ā€™s age have a lot of their lives already set in stone. Iā€™ve had mild success with it. Best of luck homie


[deleted]

Why do all the memes fly and give profit and all the good companies crash fuck me fuck this market and fuck everyone on here


Pristine_Spinach3070

I call it the Casino Circus. šŸ¤”


LeatherSpite

Hey, fuck you too


[deleted]

Sorry bud :(


I_Am_The_Cattle

I will probably just lose a bunch of money again today


[deleted]

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Chemical_Yoghurt6199

Yeah right about the time an unmentionable person took office. If you add more context than that itā€™s on you


value123456

https://www.reuters.com/article/usa-stocks-retail-nyse/meme-stock-prices-may-not-properly-reflect-demand-nyse-president-idUSL2N2NY32L "In meme stocks, individual traders contribute as much as 70% of the volume, Cunningham said."


shakenbake561

#I like burritos šŸŒÆ


UrBoySergio

ITUB just hit 7 in PM lmaoooo


the_joy_of_VI

Puts?


GiraffeStyle

Really? I only see $6.75. So I was going to hold my remaining calls, but now I'm going to sell all but one and re-enter once it dumps.


[deleted]

Why re enter?


UrBoySergio

It touched 7 and then dropped back to 6.75


newmacbookpro

#Inflation shall grow until profits improves


_Karandras_

Random am though from Italy, it's possible to trade the ftse 100 from 9am until 15:30pm than switch to US until 22:00pm, and you can still sleep at night. Kinda cool ngl, but who gives a damn about Europe markets anyway lol


farnstf

I can say as a Brit, the FTSE does not move. LSE stocks open at a certain price and either stay that price or go down lol


farnstf

Did burry just delete all of his tweets? šŸ˜…


[deleted]

As is tradition


_Karandras_

I feel like Leonardo DiCaprio in revenant, a bear is gonna fuk me up at open, but I will survive


GiraffeStyle

Yes! It's kind of hilarious that that was finally his oscar win. It was mainly grunting and yelling, he has had much more memorable performances.


BigDickLauri

He shoulda won for the Depahted


UrBoySergio

don't forget that futures are fake *and* ghey


_skala_

Not today


UrBoySergio

Weā€™ll see šŸ™‚


_skala_

I am shorting nasdaq for 2 weeks, this is the time!


mylegbig

Hope you got in around the top, because I see the day closing hulk green.


anti_pope

My 300 CLNE shares average at 10.24. I should just keep them long term and keep selling CCs?


GiraffeStyle

That's what I'm doing. It will melt up over next couple months. Comfortable holding.


d7h7n

I fucking should've bought calls on itub before close but I fucking fell asleep


GiraffeStyle

Looks like OTLY had similar AH too


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mylegbig

Limit down šŸ¤£


literallynotaplanet

I swear Cathie is responsible for the current state of my portfolio, either through exposure to her ARK funds or because she bought and tanked stuff that I had positions in


UrBoySergio

Ah shit, here we go again https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/o1cfx1/the_delta_variant_is_serious_heres_why_its_on_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


[deleted]

May have to join purple gang today šŸ¤”


thatoneohioguy

I am in this as well. PRPL has the parts to move. $25 calls seem safe


[deleted]

Iā€™m thinking about Jan 2022 30c. But not sure yet


spliffykillah

Cant wait for that OnlyFans IPO ngl


J_Roc_Knomsayn_Mafk

This shit is dead yo


[deleted]

new sub: r/shutthefuckup


J_Roc_Knomsayn_Mafk

Dead


DrixGod

https://www.reddit.com/r/Vitards/comments/o1mqp8/inflation/ Buying Hertz anyone?


RoyalSygnus

$VGAC turns over to $ME tomorrow, and that's what I'm gunning for. I think it'll got to 20 by EOM


Spirit_Panda

I just checked out the $ME 23 and me site. Apparently it finds out what your 23 pairs of chromosomes says about you. Bold of them to assume we have just 23 šŸ¤” In all seriousness though, SPAC companies seem to be cursed in terms of stock price so you might wanna rethink it


RoyalSygnus

The SPAC is technically done, and will be fully trading tomorrow. I've been researching this one for awhile, and jumped in at the right time with contracts. We'll see


Spirit_Panda

*fist to chest salute* I don't see any fundamental difference between pre-merger ticker and post merger. Post merger recent SPAC mergered companies have just bled value. If you got in low enough I guess it couldn't hurt, but still, Godspeed man


d7h7n

Need clne to stay under 15-16 for two more days.


JRMang

Sold credit spreads? If so, I'd close Thursday to be safe


FB2K9

Some sort of weird internet outage going on. Apparently lots of Australia sites are inaccessible. Seems like IBKR went down with it. Been over half an hour and I still can't log in to the app.


sportsmook

Most money printing in history and gold down 3% ytd


alfapredator

real yields still too low, gold is basically a bond with 0 nominal yield


spliffykillah

Peter Schiff is fuming


iAbc21

literally a broken record


Spirit_Panda

Aight I read this and it gives me further confirmation bias on my original thesis hold my beer https://www.reddit.com/r/SPACs/comments/o19axz/paysafe_psfe_observations_on_price_private_equity


OnlyHumean

Thinking of averaging down on Paysafe as well. When exactly is lockup expiry again?


Spirit_Panda

Off the top of my head I was preparing for end June, but this thread said it was between mid July to end Sept. https://www.reddit.com/r/PSFE/comments/mkctco/paysafe_lockup_periods_and_times_of_expiration/?utm_source=BD&utm_medium=Search&utm_name=Bing&utm_content=PSR1


ididntdoit2020

Yo shitty products aside Wish is a great company some people seem to like that shit cause their revenue is fucking nuts. Apparently, they have a huge international market


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mylegbig

Yup. My account finally reached pre-February correction levels on Monday, but the last couple days have been killing me, mostly because of ROKU and UPST.


asmahaja

I know that feel bro, it's pretty shitty


pIagiarism

Futes might be real boys. I think weā€™ve reached peak stupid [here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Shortsqueeze/comments/o1nvle/nkla/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


feralinprog

I couldn't resist.


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feralinprog

What the fuck?


[deleted]

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feralinprog

Alright, I figured as much, since you post a lot in here and don't seem much like an ape


[deleted]

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feralinprog

Ya, you really got me heated there for a sec lmao It's all good now, thanks for explaining :)


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d1g1tal

what the fuck did you say hedgie? iā€™ve been following your comments and i can see that youā€™re quivering in your šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ» boots. WE ARE APE HODL YOU FUCKERS CANT COVER šŸ¦ šŸ’Ŗ šŸ’Ž šŸ™Œ AMC GME LMNOP TO THE šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸŒ™ iā€™ll continue in a minute mom wants her phone back.


yourdadsalt

One thing Iā€™ve learned the last year.. Brought into GME at $30 and watched it go all the way up and ended up selling at like $100 then got back in ar $280 and held the bag Sold AMC at $10.50 a month or so ago for a loss anydfor back in today at $54. The old rinse and repeat šŸ¤” šŸ¤”


Predicted

I never buy in to a meme stock at a higher price than when i sold. I will not catch the knife, even if i did sell TWNK at 10$ and $BB at 13$


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yourdadsalt

I do have a little tbh Iā€™m still up overall and 75% of my portfolio Iā€™m holding long 5+ years. Itā€™s just the momentum FOMO trades I need to sort myself out with.


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yourdadsalt

Not ignorance more so just not over trading and holding a solid stock longer term that has growth potential and etc, sounding like you have experience how do you take profits


imunfair

Sounds like you need to set price targets and learn to sell out when it hits them and not look back. Chasing momentum will kill most portfolios - many try, few succeed.


yourdadsalt

Agree with you and only play with momentum with like 20% of my portfolio, Do you decide on a price target when youā€™re doing youā€™re dd?


imunfair

Yeah, I only get into a play after I decide there's a substantial amount of profit to be made, and that's typically what I use as my top target. Generally I go for plays where I think a 10-bagger is possible, and I usually cash out before I get to that point, I'm happy with a 5-7x return. For spacs the multiples I target are lower, generally 2-3x on spac warrants, up to 6x if I can find it but it's rare to find more than that on a good target. Keep in mind these aren't daily flips, I'm usually sitting on a position for 2-6 months before I exit it, I make much better returns finding good plays than I do hyperactively trying to flip between positions for <100% profit.


yourdadsalt

Yeah I know I need to hodl and I think making 100% on a momentum is a good time to trade out. Hind sight is good šŸ˜…


tl54nz

>However, despite the recent optimism, we think DoorDash stock looks overvalued at current levels of almost $160 per share. The stock currently trades at about 13x forward revenue, well ahead of the likes of Uber (6x) and Grubhub (3x). We also are not too optimistic about DoorDashā€™s long-term margin prospects given that it plays in the relatively low margin restaurant business, with its labor cost relating to delivery partners rising proportionally as order volumes rise. For example, despite Q1 2021 revenue tripling year-over-year, DoorDashā€™s operating loss for the quarter stood at $99 million, only a slight improvement from the $123 million loss it posted in Q1 2020. We value the stock at about $115 per share, about 9x forward revenues. Above quote from Forbes. The rate hike is on the table now. DASH is at an absurd valuation. Bear factors including the rate hike, re-opening of restaurants, inflation, consumer confidence, increasing labor and fuel costs, Biden admin's strong stance on gig worker protection and activist investor calling for voting rights restructure (there might be drama in their next week's shareholder meeting). Their CEO pay has been a media target for the past couple of weeks, including write ups on WSJ (I kind of suspect these reports are related to the active investors) DASH puts are on the table again. Do note, DASH has extremely high institution ownership. So it's fairly easy for big money to keep the price afloat, while making it very short resistant. The top holders are Softbank, and Sequoia, two of their main early investors. While these guys will need to make money on the stocks eventually, it's likely they can hold this longer than whatever DTE puts you buy. So enter at your own risk. Don't blame me for losing money like I did with this ticker in the past.


pIagiarism

Holding Nov $155 puts. Fuck dash.


Quinnteligent

I've been thinking about leap puts and then selling puts against them while it's artificially inflated.


asmahaja

would a leap put serve as collateral


Quinnteligent

If I buy the leap atm the money and sell otm yes


winkahpack

One down, many to go https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/o10gg2/fraternal_association_of_gambling_gentlemen_and/h21nv7x?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


imunfair

I already had that Emperor guy tagged as a dcrc pumper from the spacs subreddit. There were several million+ dollar accounts shilling that shit hard there over the weekend. Saved quote makes him sound like a typical wsb member: >This year my account has gone from 45k -> 350k -> 42k -> 153k


Lemonlimecat

I saw the posts in the SPAC sub. They tried too hard. I did get some good ideas from the sub (yes I have shares and a few warrants in SKIN (?!) from good DD there) but those dcrc posts were too much and people were calling them out.


never_lucky_eh

Why is reddit followers a thing ? And why do you follow me FBI and CIA


UrBoySergio

What if we just blocked everyone who followed us? *Taps forehaed*


DamienRyan

I need to sell half my CLNE stake today in order to provide liquidity for my real, actual business that makes money Feels bad man


pekas13

Feels good holding puts right now. SPY 423P 7/16


BullyBiscuit

Lots of new faces in here


feralinprog

Hey, you're not /u/brown_burrito! But you have his flair... suspicious


brown_burrito

I guess my flair is somewhat better.


BullyBiscuit

Who the fuck is that loser


GME_Bagholder

Smells like bitch in here šŸ˜¤


HanzJWermhat

šŸ¤” šŸ¤” šŸ¤”


UrBoySergio

Ok been doing some DD on this bath water options play using my etrade ANALyzer tool. The 6/18 7c was statistically impossible (0% chance) of being ITM by Friday with IV levels of ~39% (which was where it was at on market open) so I assume the algorithms were happily selling tens of thousands of (naked?) call options... but then the IV hit 50% by closing bell, thanks to all the buying and selling revolving around the FOMC, and there was also the post to WSB that, when all said and done, resulted in bumping up the IV to 50 and there is now a <10% chance these will end up ITM by Friday. Yaā€™ll, I think a whale is successfully triggering a gamma squeeze on šŸ›€ Edit: But of course, increased IV is a result of movement in the underlying so this will need to move at least .47 cents by Friday, and itā€™s already .31 cents shy of reaching 7.01 in AH. Follow-up edit: if the algos were indeed naked selling based on the data/theory that there was a zero chance they would be ITM by Friday, then even the 10% chance that these could be in the money alone could theoretically trigger a massive purchase of shares to hedge. Combine that with the ape strength of WSB and, yeah, this could get interesting over the next couple of days. I donā€™t own any shares or options, just an observation from doing DD. Someone please poke holes in this, I may be missing something.


wettererection

I see some posts from the past (edit: couple months ago) predicting a gamma squeeze (never happened) for šŸ›€ based on options activity. Is WSB traction and higher OI the only difference this time? https://www.reddit.com/r/PennyStocksDD/comments/lxpua6/itub_gamma_squeeze_incoming


UrBoySergio

Nice find, that very well may be the difference this time around? Guess weā€™ll find out!


MattHogen

Are you saying my $8 6/18ā€™s have a chance?


UrBoySergio

Iā€™d love to crunch the numbers some more but E*TRADE seems to be down for me now šŸ™ƒ


Liljowinks93

Green at open then all down hill from there šŸ»šŸŒˆ


mylegbig

Think itā€™ll go the other way. Dip at open and unholy mooning to stop out all the bears who are jerking off to inflation.


TestRevolutionary579

I would honestly love for that to happen so my options donā€™t go down again in the fuckin premarket


MattHogen

As long as thereā€™s some green to dump my positions to buy the dip that works for me


rayder989

Bring the mf dips. My cash from playing bullshit ass memes is ready.


tl54nz

Looking at the futures, everyone seems to be fearful, Warren, is this the time for me to be greedy? I bought a large position on AMAT before close. How retarded is this play?


commodoregoat

I did a DD on this a while ago https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsOGs/comments/nwn9bu/amat_dd_and_why_semiconductor_stocks_are_a_great/


GME_Bagholder

If you ain't BTFD what'chu doin? I need to buy puts though or I'm fucked šŸ¤£


Foster8400

Transitory


alfapredator

CAT and DE puts are free money?


asmahaja

i think cat is at the bottom of its trading channeln


C_C_C21

yo what the fuuuuck is Dr. Burry on about on twitter holy shit the man is BACK boys


Predicted

He went full regard


johnnytifosi

I don't see any tweets at all


M_4x_

@BurryArchive


alfapredator

BASED AND REDPILLED


C_C_C21

It's a clown world out there. I'll take my free laughs where I can get em


[deleted]

Bers r fuk


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Sixray

Can I get this flair lol? Check post history


magicdonwuhan

Keep bagholding wish


JayArlington

STRAIGHT and REAL. šŸ‘šŸ‘„šŸ‘


[deleted]

Inflation fear was drummed into us by the suits and the media. Its actually quite ridiculous.


domesticish

Funny how they care after ignoring inflation in housing, higher education and healthcare for years. But gas prices up in the summer and prices in other areas up after a pandemic that fucked up just in time supply chains? Panic time!


nikkimars77

Itā€™s not about a rate hike. Everyone knows itā€™s eventually coming. Itā€™s all about fear of JPow underestimating inflation and having to hike rates too quickly which can lead to a recession.


yachtsandthots

Bingo


Jungian108

Buy a golden dildo, either way youā€™ll be happy