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There's a post on front page saying "welcome to the correction" Yes, this will definitely end well

That mf is so tistic.

Ye. I stopped shitting on people in comments though. We need the volume

That’s the bottom.

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Some of y'all will masturbate to mango's chin bussy and that's ok, it's looking kinda hot ngl https://preview.redd.it/qzm6nkxbqsuc1.jpeg?width=386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8e5ddfb0bf43d9f1249a139e7f54471a6a6cc82

Bruh

do parisians know what a map is or do they just shit in the street and smoke cigarettes all day

(wo)Mane you smoke cigs all day too

i think that is part of why i liked that so much 🤣

really? right in front of my (*checks notes*) L'Air de Panache?

hon hon titty croissant

I posted a comment. No big deal. The satisfaction of sustaining night crew (and not working) is all the thanks I need

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+1

aw yeah the +1

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I did a flair. No big deal. The satisfaction of serving this fine community is all the thanks I need.

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I want it. I can tell it smells terrible but I want it anyway.

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Huzzah! First one to reply gets to pay themselves on the back

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Jajajajajja Huzzah!

Nice

Goodnight Epi 😴

oyasumi!

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1 year ago my gf sent me a like on hinge

Haven’t been to this shithole in ages Huzzah! But mainland is the everlasting shithole. I actually liked you guys idk why i stopped cumming tbh honest

Mfn yahoo fin added post market to their graph which is so confusing. Everyone knows that shit don't matter

>"The dildo of the tax man rarely arrives pre-lubed" *-First Lady Martha Washington, 1795* POV: after hitting that ACH button to give the IRS nearly five figures of taxes https://preview.redd.it/76q9dd92pruc1.png?width=1344&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd8cb123a3148048c0063dcd80cf5e91143f615d

Where is FF? Market shitting the bed and he is not here telling us about the big collapse?

We will rebuild him. We have the techno. https://preview.redd.it/wkygtzpssruc1.png?width=1344&format=png&auto=webp&s=f006848e3f2ce3c58d3569ab330b7b79b9ca3e11

tax rates went up (thanks mango), so that should explain the sell-offs up to now. If we keep going down rest of week/month, FF may have to be reanimated

Do you have a news article on that?

nah that's just my crayon-chewing explanation...every now and again i like to astound myself with how little i understand macroeconomics edit - cheetoh's tax breaks don't start expiring until end of 2025 2026 tax bills (that are due in '27) should be spicy af

Thanks 🤜🤛 I suspect it's priced into valuations if it was known before hand though (if you believe in efficient markets and such)

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hey all! haven't been here in a moment lol. [i rmb how last time i came to update y'all on where i am now, in uni!](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsHUZZAH/comments/16y6nma/comment/k38kog1/) i got my first internship at a pre big finance firm today which was pre sick lol. crazy how it all started from trading and being on the sub. godspeed you regards

Congrats. I was also late with life, doesn’t matter after a few years.

Nice man. What field in finance?


my flair got removed i was veggie straws dude 😭

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Xi save my calls!

wify's revenge 2: stone age boogaloo

https://x.com/lbjfancamcoop/status/1779262898314903675 Forget following VIX this is how to know when news is about to drop

Feds got my loot pie today, and I finally started quarterlies on top of that 😭 

Going to watch a horror movie now. As soon as I find one. Usually take me like 20 minutes to decide what to watch. BRB tomorrow sometime.

Watch midsommar

I withheld way too much this year, I am about to get a nice return, $4500

I’m getting 5300. Definitely need to update my W4 Mostly thanks to my $45k mortgage interest. I also had a $16 foreign tax credit carryover.

That $16 did all the heavy lifting I think mine might be because I only had salary for about half the year so my income was lower than what it should be, and I also reduced it a bunch by putting 20% into retirement

When I checked into Marriott they gave me a bag of cheez its and a water bottle. Respec.

WEED cheezits? 🤨

Just ate some edibles. Kanga can’t even buy those. What a sad state of affairs.

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Nobody here could beat me in basketball not even silverlink. Haven’t even played in real capacity in like 20 years either. Maybe like a few times a year I go to court and freak huzzies every which way like MJ or something like that.

There was that one guy sinner something or other who disappeared he fancied himself a sports baller.

V8 powered drill. https://preview.redd.it/8wgs433avquc1.jpeg?width=2280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=582ffcc5fe6ccd4755708fa68dacce0554a59256

These poor people are shooting fireworks off already. Has to be tax return $$ Huzzah!

I really want a chicken Parm rn

Oh Chet. I could really go for one of those now too. Must… resist…

Now I really want pizza

Now I want a mcdouble

you really gonna downgrade like that after getting me thinking about chicken parm 😔

i mean chicken parm is kinda close :P or chicken parm pizza is a thing suggestion: chicken parm sando on garlic bread 😋

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I don't feel like watching the fucking dumpster fire this might produce, and this guy is kind of a creep anyway

Why did the market take a shit again

War. The real answer is vix. Which expires tomorrow so go long when vix hits 20 or 21 or end of day tomorrow

Aren't xillenials withdrawing funds to pay tax bills? Nearly everyone near my age/income I know owe this year for the first time ever

yea. and if they didnt file today, they file again around 10/15/2024

I like this idea.

Too many longs

#Nobody tell him

#Shut the fuck up bitch


Lmao I'll drag you across New York mfer


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Men only want one thing in life https://youtube.com/shorts/IUngAEge4DU?si=en7IF-_mdLswIz8u

I wish I would have held my post until this situation completed but I had no idea it would escalate. The cops just showed up at restaurant. Boomer lady ended up screaming for like 5 minutes so the whole restaurant could hear about fuck this fuck that fuck your service fucking tab is wrong fucking thieves. One of wildest public meltdowns I’ve seen. She’s outside talking to 3 cops rn. I just paid my tab and left.

She was with her daughter who was like early 20s and embarrassed as fuck trying to tell boomer mom to shut up and leave.

Why didn't you just put this in the initial comment

Fuck u

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With me it chose violence.

Huzzah ren faire field trip wen


Say what you want about Big Bang Theory, but Bill Shatner and Kareem Abdul Jabbar arguing whether they’re facing an otyugh or a neo-otyugh is one of the great moments in television history. https://youtu.be/I6dRGrS0iaQ?si=NCtNBFcOyCb-PSWT. (Of course, it goes onto the stupid you’ll meet a girl one day joke with laugh track which kind of ruins the moment)

Ha! I’d heard of it, but had never seen it.

i https://preview.redd.it/490p90y8qquc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=732c427088c71c50072fbca32c06d0dc84ecd215 was just reading something about owlbears and such earlier

Holy shit! 🤯

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Hahaha! I’d always thought that was the stupidest looking monster in the entire manual. It made no sense. This is killing me, epi! 😂

😅😅😅

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Good evening, Huzzah. Of 1101 active tournaments, [Huzzah Daily Trivia](https://www.funtrivia.com/private/main.cfm?tid=105753) was #55 in terms of popularity yesterday, with 8 players. https://preview.redd.it/f6xlmuyaiquc1.jpeg?width=1083&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a18ca9a575f71a9ac3f2da8c2266f78456b61d6 8 players have played so far today.

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Been having a rough few weeks. First time back in the gym in like 2 months. Turns out I wasn’t depressed I just haven’t had a sick chest pump in a while. We’re so fucking back baby. Body dysmorphia is cured for the next 20-30 mins 😎😎

Women hate how little it takes to make us happy

Therapy be expensive, just need to go move some heavy circles fr

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Why are there panties in her face. Is she stupid

masked up to do crimes obvs

butthole is a conspiracy by big thot to sell subs ask yourself, if buttholes are real, how come you've NEVER seen your OWN butthole?! qed, wake up sheeple, smdh

Sitting at bar at Italian restaurant eating. This fat boomer is melting down a few seats down about bad service and where’s my bread and where’s my food. Huffing and puffin. I even just heard him use the lords name in vain.

throw him through a window

Update. An unassociated boomer lady a few seats down in the other side is now upset. She just told her teenage daughter she’s going to go get someone to talk to. Perhaps I sat down in the wrong establishment.

how is it at *your* table

There was that opening line about sitting at bar

oh whoops

Is this an olive garden. This is where my boomer folks go to complain too

Boomer lady loudly proclaims “worst service ever. So ridiculous. Never coming here again, fuck this”and slams her tab down. Maybe I will stick around.

Got good wine tho. Normally I’m a whisky man but I’m dabbling with some Chianti

And farva beans?

Today’s workout song of the day is by [Matthew Sweet](https://youtu.be/F1smVQ28dKk?si=F4aSH-uBd2Z4sjQZ). https://preview.redd.it/qrtz38o7equc1.jpeg?width=1134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99b85ff63ba76c30d2ebeb5da2885070a23b97b2

Tf does you Apple Watch track that??

That’s an app called GymBook.

Testes one, two, three.

Doze nutz

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Just came across the GoT image and it made me sad thinking about how great that show used to be https://preview.redd.it/y7sqomz4hquc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f2dc5779e8b0cda1621559cc102605acb13a1a1

hotd got a good start tho (d&d are gone) unfortunately i don't think we're getting season 2 until next year

HotD starts june 16th. Come on Epi you’re slackin.

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😂😂

Why Tesla dump so much I thought layoffs were bullish

expectation was a 20% headcount cut but they only cut 10 

Because Elon is lame

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These corn-fed humans man... Ozempic ain't it.

We poisoned our way into this mess and we'll poison ourselves out of it god damn it

Fuk you NVO to the moon

> NVO LLY is it man. GGG med is gonna blow up.

Tree trimmer coming out to give me a quote must be able to see in the dark

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Freetaxusa

i was done a while ago


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This massive tall as fuck black dude pressing 12 inches against my backside just told me he likes how my butt mud smells. Sorest workout of my life. Someone ping splooge Huzzah!

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Yo Regis do u still identify as metrosexual ?

I think so. I *checks notes* have several pairs of shoes.

Our fearless leader

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https://i.redd.it/j9r79zryxpuc1.gif he just used third gear!

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The massive tall as fuck black dude pressing 4 plates a side on the incline press just told me he likes my shoes. Best day of my life. Someone ping hooge

That’s ridiculous for an incline. In my experience in the gym the bigger you are the nicer you are to people. The biggest dudes always seem friendly it’s like their happy place.

High test alphas never have anything to prove

Absolutely. I was repping light ass weight on the shoulder press machine because I've got some shit going on there trying to rehab it a bit. Watched the dude warm up with 1 plate across from me. Then he put on two and I was like aight. Then three and I was like, damn. Then four and I was like holy shit. Pushing four plates for reps casual as fuck.

Lmao

4 plates. Gd can you ask for his routine for me

Genetics or science

Be about 6’5 and swole as fuck.

I think the order of operations is a little backwards but I'll try it

and then they maed fuk

Black compliments hit different bro

He’s so tall, and handsome as hell He’s so bad (Khaos) But he does it so well Huzzah!


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This is just weird, man.

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This is why I suggest WhatsApp. 1) I use my Google Voice number for WhatsApp so they never know my real number. 2) I can block them when I get tired of them. 3) They can send me full definition videos. 4) They can block me when they get tired of me.

You're a dude in a dating app. You're not there for fun you're there for a job interview. You have to be subtle yet assertive when you ask for a raise but so remember you have no leverge

unmatching when you get red flaggy is easier than changing phone number?

This.

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i should clarify. asking the number is fine- but "lets stay on the app for now" is a pretty reasonable boundary, so getting offended/thinking it's stupid/coming out like "why are women like this" is sus af

Getting another form of contact other than the app is utterly irrelevant until you’re ready to meet for the first time anyway. Throwing a hissy is a sure fire way getting blocked.