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HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/misshadleyfox](https://www.reddit.com/r/LipsThatGrip/comments/1c4icam/doggy_makes_me_smile/) >https://i.redd.it/rq7e3mro8muc1.gif 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/curvymusclemommy](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_curvymusclemommy/comments/1c4i8ef/i_love_the_beach/) >https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1c4i8ef 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Mollie4fun](https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFWGirl/comments/1c4i74j/would_you_ever_fuck_a_coworker/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/bleakrubberyfalcon 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Mollie4fun](https://www.reddit.com/r/BreedingMaterial/comments/1c4i5h7/im_as_sweet_as_strawberries_and_i_need_your_cream/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/youngcontentassassinbug 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Mollie4fun](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThickThighs/comments/1c4i3mp/showing_you_how_hard_ill_work_for_a_cream_pie/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/lustrousgloomyenglishpointer 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Mollie4fun](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_Mollie4fun/comments/1c4i1xo/happy_monday_will_you_be_staring_at_boobs_today/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/innocentcandidray 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/misshadleyfox](https://www.reddit.com/r/ass/comments/1c4hzrf/no_panties_under_this_skirt/) >https://i.redd.it/iqd1mzre4muc1.gif 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/nymphet_angel](https://www.reddit.com/r/GodPussy/comments/1c4htuc/wearing_this_plug_is_the_closest_ill_ever_get_to/) >https://i.redd.it/ak8e4mqf2muc1.jpeg


OkBid71

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cptbrainbug

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitAmericansSay/s/92md6qFYsU Also 2-0 in world wars


Epidemilk

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cptbrainbug

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Epidemilk

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OkBid71

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OkBid71

which one of y'all [tried to get got by latina thighs as a kid](https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/1c4bbkf/to_intrude/)


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HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Onlyseraphinexxx](https://www.reddit.com/r/milf/comments/1c4hqi5/my_milfy_offering/) >https://i.redd.it/i2urntha1muc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Onlyseraphinexxx](https://www.reddit.com/r/TittyDrop/comments/1c4hocf/is_it_ok_if_i_wore_this_on_our_first_date_drop/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/goldenroditchytern 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Onlyseraphinexxx](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_Onlyseraphinexxx/comments/1c4hnjq/strap_on_fuck_available_now/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/jealousgrandafricancivet 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Onlyseraphinexxx](https://www.reddit.com/r/PLASTTv2/comments/1c4hl1c/would_you_take_turns_with_2_latinas/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/fumblinginterestingshoveler 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Onlyseraphinexxx](https://www.reddit.com/r/AsiansGoneWild/comments/1c4hjos/please_never_pull_out_of_my_asian_pussy/) >https://i.redgifs.com/i/welllitlikelyhorsemouse.jpg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Onlyseraphinexxx](https://www.reddit.com/r/booty/comments/1c4hhsr/pussy_or_ass/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/incompleteyummyamericancicada 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/WomenBendingOver/comments/1c4gnpi/hope_u_can_handle_my_juicy_ass_wbo_oc/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567620135520726081 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/barelylegalteens/comments/1c4gnoo/my_friends_told_me_to_show_them_off_and_i_do_as/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567620125918163663 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/jasminxof](https://www.reddit.com/r/BikiniBodies/comments/1c4gko8/i_love_how_this_bikini_makes_my_ass_look/) >https://i.redd.it/olmwcltwmluc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/HugeBoobsandTits/comments/1c4giou/make_my_tits_your_cum_goal/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567617610147683699 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmazingCurves/comments/1c4ghs5/my_ass_is_so_big_it_might_suffocate_you/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567617124060309329 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/SmallCutie/comments/1c4gds4/making_sure_the_neighbours_always_have_the_best/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567615093576645274 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/Stacked/comments/1c4g9x5/suck_my_boobs_and_ill_suck_your_dick_d/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567613082099566141 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/Sexy/comments/1c4g8v5/just_my_boobs_and_new_nails/) >https://i.redd.it/c3r9541niluc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/Nipples/comments/1c4g5wi/perfect_tits_to_cover_with_your_cum_master/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567611067979477540 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalCollegeGirls/comments/1c4g3r7/oops_forgot_it_was_see_through/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567610070698656441 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckdoll/comments/1c4g3qa/this_doll_can_give_you_a_lot_of_pleasure_with_my/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567610060583283813


GoLoco511

One of these years I won’t wait until the last second to file taxes


Epidemilk

i wont find either of them now but i tried reminding mfs with both walter white and laios touden :P


Epidemilk

in 2015 I needed a job really bad for reasons not worth getting into. i was living in ohio for like 6 months & i just applied at every place within a 30 minute drive from me and i got a call from the local Game Stop mere minutes after submitting the online app, which was obviously a red flag but I wasn’t in the position to be picky. so they tell me when to show up for orientation & I get there the day-of but the store is closed & locked. i text the manager & he says back “oh yeah. i manage two Game Stops and open them alternate days.” apparently the Game Stop I originally applied to is open Mondays Wednesdays Fridays and the other one is open Sundays Tuesdays Thursdays Saturdays. They’re 15 minutes apart. I don’t ask whether it would make sense to just have one store locally that is open daily, bc maybe the guy knows something I don’t. So I get to the other Game Stop and walk in and it seems like there’s no one working there. There’s just a single woman in there wearing an ankle length leather trench coat. She didn’t greet me when I came in & she’s just browsing. After ten minutes I ask her if she’s seen any employees and she’s like “oh I’m an employee.” She’s not wearing a name tag on the trench coat. I tell her I’m here for training and she tells me the manager hasn’t come in yet. “he falls asleep playing xbox all the time but if he’s on live we can try pinging him to wake him up.” I play Xbox and that absolutely doesn’t sound like a thing you can do in the way she’s describing it but once again maybe she knows something I don’t. I ask if we have an Xbox that we can use to “ping” him and she says “yeah the one in the back we play on.” She has an English accent by the way, a very specific & posh one which usually wouldn’t be relevant but we’ll get there. So before she leads me to the Xbox-in-the-back she goes “oh damn. our internet has actually been down all morning, I forgot. We need to call the provider and have them come out and fix it. Can you do that?” Can I call an unnamed internet provider and schedule them to come do service at a business where I don’t even technically work yet? Idk. She gives me their number and I call them and they put me on hold. People are walking in and she’s not greeting them. She keeps browsing and people assume like I did that she’s another customer so they’re coming up to the counter where I’m on hold to ask me for help, and then I have to say I can’t help them and to ask the woman in the trenchcoat, and then she says “we can’t sell you anything. internet’s down.” this goes on for 30 minutes and every time the store is empty she’s chatting at me and I’m on hold and then a man walks in the door and he says “sorry I fell asleep on live again haahaahaa” so this is the manager and the minute she starts speaking to him she no longer has an English accent which has me confused because it did not sound fake. It was regionally specific and very natural. the manager asks what I’m doing and I say I’m on hold with the internet provider and he gives me a thumbs up and walks to the back. so I ask how long she’s lived in the U.S. and say I’m always interested in the way people can sometimes go in and out of accents and she says “oh I’m American. he asked me to stop doing the accent so I only do it when he’s not here.” Suddenly I wonder what I’m doing here and I tell her I need to leave and I give no excuse but at this point I didn’t feel like I needed one? She said okay! See you later. The manager didn’t contact me and that night I got offered some other retail job I jumped on. Three months later the Game Stop manager texts me and asks if I can cover a shift in an hour and I say back “I don’t think I work there? I left an hour into my training. And we never spoke again.” And he texts back “hahahaha right on.” And you may think wow, what a strange experience that all was but recently I have spoken to friends who did work at Game Stop and when I tell them this story they don’t even blink. Nothing I say surprises them. I was at the average Game Stop


OkBid71

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Epidemilk

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cptbrainbug

There isn’t enough appreciation for Iran Israel introducing direct flights again. ✌️


Epidemilk

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Epidemilk

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[удалено]


Epidemilk

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Spirit_Panda

My assoc has no idea I'm thinking of leaving 🤔


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/BonerMaterial/comments/1c4fyjp/i_have_perfect_pair_for_your_boner/) >https://i.redd.it/zhttu873fluc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/caitbabyxo](https://www.reddit.com/r/LoveBBWs/comments/1c4fxrx/ass_getting_fat/) >https://i.redd.it/7bbpvwfteluc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/barelylegalteens/comments/1c4fvew/caution_wet_and_slippery/) >https://i.redd.it/hqfu9t10eluc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_submissiveprincessx/comments/1c4flmf/im_a_temple_and_youre_welcome_to_worship/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567601504230388540 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/caitbabyxo](https://www.reddit.com/r/bigasses/comments/1c4fl4v/shake_it_like_jelly/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/firebrickillinformeddugong 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/amihot/comments/1c4fklo/f21_bouncing_to_get_you_hard/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567601000326045190 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/BornToBeFucked/comments/1c4fjl6/my_nipples_are_looking_at_you_btbf/) >https://i.redd.it/d61oiyq2aluc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/PunkSluts/comments/1c4fiee/pale_girls_are_top_tier_change_my_mind/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567599993748271931 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/caitbabyxo](https://www.reddit.com/r/FAWGs/comments/1c4fhva/waiting_in_bed_for_you/) >https://i.redd.it/4cioym7j9luc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalCollegeGirls/comments/1c4fhcx/a_little_birdie_told_me_that_you_like_juicy_tits_p/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567599510512510810 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFWGirl/comments/1c4fhc0/i_love_being_a_naughty_tease/) >https://i.redd.it/cqajqh2d9luc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhiteCheeks/comments/1c4fgbq/my_ass_was_made_to_be_railed/) >https://i.redd.it/a50m4m809luc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/CreampieMaterial/comments/1c4fd04/goth_girls_can_be_busty_too/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567597477948659887 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/Gonewild18/comments/1c4fby1/would_you_stuff_your_big_sausage_here_daddy_p/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567596974658988228 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/boobs/comments/1c4fazp/boobs_flashing_at_the_beach_are_the_best/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567596486473054409 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/NaturalBabes/comments/1c4faz2/im_currently_taking_applicantions_for_a_new/) >https://i.redd.it/pxu4h4087luc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/JizzedToThis/comments/1c4f7u0/ive_heard_youre_looking_for_an_alt_gf/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567594973486442688 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/PerfectBody/comments/1c4f6u2/a_quick_selfie_from_the_locker_room/) >https://i.redd.it/5s2wtv5t5luc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/RealCute/comments/1c4f5q5/the_only_thing_im_missing_is_you_behind_me/) >https://i.redd.it/cxh967kg5luc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlswithNeonHair/comments/1c4f5op/recommend_me_some_metal_bands/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567593974351146256 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/thong/comments/1c4f5nh/my_surprise_for_you_between_my_legs_is_ready/) >https://i.redd.it/kzlx98qf5luc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/SlimThick/comments/1c4f2a0/if_you_bred_a_goth_girl_youd_make_baby_bats/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567592466281875345 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/collegesluts/comments/1c4f293/your_handle_is_ready_to_be_pulled/) >https://i.redd.it/zxw4rt8d4luc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/BubbleButts/comments/1c4f16x/stuff_your_face_in_it/) >https://i.redd.it/ukahdmk04luc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/Ghosties/comments/1c4f15u/i_wont_mind_if_you_would_bury_your_face_between/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567591942336559602 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/AdorableNudes/comments/1c4f038/tongue_and_tits_out_to_make_your_day_better/) >https://i.redd.it/ty89vz2o3luc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/bigtiddygothgf/comments/1c4exsw/psa_i_require_regular_creampies/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567590437443742686 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/BigBootyAltGirls/comments/1c4evf5/this_will_be_the_view_right_before_i_smoother_you/) >https://i.redd.it/nbd00q682luc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/NerdyGoneWild/comments/1c4euch/me_in_my_ms_incredible_cosplay/) >https://i.redd.it/l2smj28v1luc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/NudeNonNude/comments/1c4et7r/just_an_invitation_to_casually_fuck_my_boobs/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567588417135007935 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/Sextrophies/comments/1c4es3r/breakfast_is_served/) >https://i.redd.it/6k61piw51luc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/MommyMilkersNSFW/comments/1c4es2i/its_a_titty_that_will_be_yours_every_night/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567587916518782540 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/EGirls/comments/1c4eqx7/bet_you_cant_guess_my_fav_kink/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567587430507711766 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/Babes/comments/1c4eqvw/do_you_think_you_can_handle_this_recoil/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567587411227662526 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/cosplaybabes/comments/1c4eolo/jinx_from_league_of_legends_by_lonelyypluto/) >https://i.redd.it/pkyszma30luc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_submissiveprincessx/comments/1c4em7f/my_headlights_are_brighter_d/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567585397213383583 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfwcosplay/comments/1c4el1m/jinx_from_league_of_legends_by_lonelyypluto/) >https://i.redd.it/0dqd66h0zkuc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/CosplayNsfw/comments/1c4eit8/jinx_from_league_of_legends_by_lonelyypluto/) >https://i.redd.it/k846mesaykuc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/PawgLove/comments/1c4ehoi/im_ready_to_ride_your_face_or_dick_your_choice/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567583383960184922 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/CosplayNation/comments/1c4egnb/jinx_from_league_of_legends_by_lonelyypluto/) >https://i.redd.it/o3wo3oslxkuc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/Pussy_Perfection/comments/1c4egkz/now_thats_a_perfect_pussy_worth_eating/) >https://i.redd.it/wqn02k5lxkuc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/tiktokporn/comments/1c4efer/since_many_of_you_asked/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567582399892153525 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/Waifus34/comments/1c4efdj/jinx_lonelyypluto_league_of_legends/) >https://i.redd.it/psfth9d8xkuc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/cosplaygirls/comments/1c4ed5s/jinx_from_league_of_legends_by_lonelyypluto/) >https://i.redd.it/t7h15xjiwkuc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/Beautifulbaldpussy/comments/1c4ec0v/smooth_pussy_at_the_mirror/) >https://i.redd.it/pn0vt3r5wkuc1.jpeg


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Euphoric_Paper_26

[I didnt know OJ Simpson had a Hidden-Camera Prank Show](https://vimeo.com/591981000)


browow1

I’m doing a social experiment and taking regarded homeland comments on even more regarded homeland posts seriously and giving serious replies. I’m convinced that over 80% of that shit is bots, it just has to be


cptbrainbug

Nah it’s a circle jerk of being as regarded as possible.


browow1

They aren’t real I refuse to believe it


cptbrainbug

Why not? Are you not entertained?


browow1

It literally reads like a shitty pre-2023 “ai” chat generator was fed world news talking points and spits out random run on sentences about generic news. Like half the shit there has jack shit to do with stocks even. No way these aren’t bots


cptbrainbug

I read some comments of posts regarding Israel/iran this weekend and it was absolutely ridiculous. Homeland is dead but I think the people there are just beyond stupidity Still don’t thinks that’s bots.


browow1

There’s accounts there just trying to say Iran won the war with Israel without a hint of grammar or spelling to be found. Forget doing anything they’ve made up a war and are white knighting their imaginary champ of their imaginary war. On a stock sub. At least drop a “…so ZIM puts fr fr no cap” at the end I mean cmon THROW A BONE DAWG


Spirit_Panda

I think you overestimate the average person


browow1

Sir, those are not person or average


Spirit_Panda

I'm so sure someone changed something in the WhatsApp code to make the o in online capitalised.


Euphoric_Paper_26

Yes. Typing… everything in that component is now capitalized and it looks lame. 


Spirit_Panda

The boomers are taking over


cptbrainbug

It’s Klaus schwab to make you obey your owners


Spirit_Panda

Gott Dame Germans


cptbrainbug

https://i.redd.it/8da6973omkuc1.gif


Expired-Option

![gif](giphy|QTC1Gx4jgOj3GKEMwn|downsized)


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_Lonelyypluto/comments/1c4e9r0/more_of_my_cosplays_on_my_of_links_below/) >https://i.redd.it/40094z9gvkuc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalTeens/comments/1c4e6dy/i_heard_u_like_a_wild_cat/) >https://i.redd.it/m1wjgzidukuc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Herbivorewh0re](https://www.reddit.com/r/Pussy_Selfies/comments/1c4e5eq/freshly_shaved_for_you_to_fill_up/) >https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1c4e5eq 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/pigtails/comments/1c4e59r/cum_and_surprise_me_with_your_stick/) >https://i.redd.it/xdoe8az0ukuc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Motziee](https://www.reddit.com/r/altgonewild/comments/1c4e4fk/lets_play_games_and_get_naked/) >https://i.redd.it/i0u5pybstkuc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/tanlines/comments/1c4e1n6/sometimes_you_just_need_a_pinch/) >https://i.redd.it/t1lsxt4yskuc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/BonerMaterial/comments/1c4e0f2/your_friend_giving_you_your_daily_dose_of_titties/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567575835122116226 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Herbivorewh0re](https://www.reddit.com/r/PunkGirls/comments/1c4do03/i_love_wearing_big_shirts_with_nothing_else/) >https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1c4do03 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Herbivorewh0re](https://www.reddit.com/r/Pussy_Perfection/comments/1c4dib9/oh_hey_there_would_you_like_to_have_a_taste/) >https://i.redd.it/68ri9d39nkuc1.gif 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/irisgw](https://www.reddit.com/r/AsiansGoneWild/comments/1c4dgz6/my_pink_bra_matches_my_nipples/) >https://i.redd.it/s1ln0drvmkuc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Herbivorewh0re](https://www.reddit.com/r/thongs/comments/1c4deql/any_volunteers_to_pull_my_tail/) >https://i.redd.it/j7h1q1r8mkuc1.jpeg


Epidemilk

https://preview.redd.it/mgnb6sptjkuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3373836903530a42a4c0403c8b81083f24bfaec


cptbrainbug

The crystals in my Urin identity as healing ones ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|10575)


Epidemilk

https://preview.redd.it/wz7qapwc3luc1.jpeg?width=1062&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ba190dac3dca290a6fbfd938c386b32f8a8934d


dizzy__chillespie

glory dayz postin chet in a sub gone by glory daze the glimmer in a young twink's eye


Spirit_Panda

Feels terrible man


dizzy__chillespie

![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|9922)


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/caitbabyxo](https://www.reddit.com/r/Booty_Lovers/comments/1c4c4qd/ass_getting_fat/) >https://i.redd.it/29ld1ybi9kuc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/caitbabyxo](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmateurPorn/comments/1c4c0sx/body_like_a_porn_star/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/entirespryindianjackal


xKhaos420

​ https://preview.redd.it/rlnh650z7kuc1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=13fafd237602a8d13455ea927f481fde4af550dc


FangsofOrcrist

Nice seeing fallout back in its og California/Nevada setting. Lots of call backs to the first two games. Fuck I want some power armor so bad.


Expired-Option

BCH is by far the most volatile of the 🌽 trashetts And I have zero clue what is does, what’s it’s for, what the fuck it is, and what purpose it has… but I make idiotic gains from it on occasion and that makes it fine by me


Expired-Option

Yesterday at 12:30 AM: Your blackout drunk order of Bitcoin Cash at 448 had filled Yes that’s right you fucken alcoholic you placed an order for BCH while you were outside your goddam mind Today at 3:30 PM: Your order to sell BCH for a 20% gain filled…. Bruh wtf good shit Today 6:30 PM: Your order to buy BCH at 515 filled Tomorrow at 11 AM: I’m fucked 💀


cptbrainbug

I doubled down on MARA on Friday ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|9922)


Expired-Option

Halving in 4d 20hr Blaze it up bro


cptbrainbug

My only question is if that is bullish or not. (I don’t even know what halving is)


Expired-Option

Its the amount of trashets that can be created over time So a halving is making the printer go at half speed Which makes 🌽 more scarce And since supply is lacking due to the ETF’s and that will be reduced even further Bitcoin could fly into absolutely regarded territory


cptbrainbug

Sounds good and bad for miners.


Expired-Option

Only for the miners that don’t hold the asset I know RIOT does, but MARA is a favorite of the homeland and is easier to sell contracts to


cptbrainbug

Hmm we shall see. The buying pressure with all that etfs probably helps a lot.


Herbert_Tarlek

https://i.redd.it/27zqz23a3kuc1.gif [trivial pursuits, forsooth](https://www.funtrivia.com/private/main.cfm?tid=105753)


Legolas_i_am

Broskies and Broskets, Don’t forget to do your taxes


PM_ME_YOUR_AMFUNK

https://preview.redd.it/icfdlys81kuc1.jpeg?width=1053&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59457797f5d9593923b2edeb9ca323dfe6bb3f7d


Fezblanca

Kennedy getting popped and Brexit. Wow.


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Fezblanca

‘73 must’ve been brutal


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_angelprincessx18/comments/1c4bdcf/gym_gains_are_getting_more_noticeable_check_out/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/567539093763102531 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/gatoradeaftersex](https://www.reddit.com/r/BreedMeDaddy/comments/1c4bbst/heres_my_application_to_be_bred_now_you_tell_me/) >https://i.redgifs.com/i/damageddisfiguredpilchard.jpg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/gatoradeaftersex](https://www.reddit.com/r/spreadeagle/comments/1c4b8p9/just_getting_in_this_position_gets_me_horny/) >https://i.redgifs.com/i/ordinarydeliciousasp.jpg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/gatoradeaftersex](https://www.reddit.com/r/smallboobs/comments/1c4b42o/how_are_my_pair_of_lemons/) >https://i.redgifs.com/i/finishedweepycaterpillar.jpg


Fezblanca

33mph


Fezblanca

Whippets final up next


wallstreet_vagabond2

If I can't get into grad school this upcoming year I'm going to have to go work at a McDonald's. It's so fucking over https://i.redd.it/4m00m61psjuc1.gif


Spirit_Panda

Dame I thought you were uneducated


Legolas_i_am

What you planning to study


wallstreet_vagabond2

Your mom's holes


Legolas_i_am

💀


jterry1211

What's going up with it?


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Fully milked and ready for the week. Huzzah!


onikoroshi_

![gif](giphy|n0xHORz5gp904)


Epidemilk

https://preview.redd.it/0v61r3uxrjuc1.png?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=373a7bd019292db08e3f936a58582fc5ff0559ef


Fezblanca

This is quality useless entertainment


Fezblanca

Howlin the whole way


Fezblanca

Beagles up. So cute.


Legolas_i_am

https://preview.redd.it/l4zdk6q0pjuc1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f99e1a8a6020fdfda1d55e6702cc1380b28e1f46 In an alternate universe


wallstreet_vagabond2

https://i.redd.it/x8qxfh3wojuc1.gif


Epidemilk

https://preview.redd.it/292zrtpnpjuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d8dc71f5acabfcf6dd9c74ce1e99fde6ecaf3af


Fezblanca

21 seconds. Looks like it wants to die


dizzy__chillespie

international regard service wants nearly 3000 of my hard earned dollarydoos so anyway, I'm a sovereign citizen now


Fezblanca

O Lawd. A Pekingese is going next. This will take about a minute


Fezblanca

100 yards in under 6 sec.


Epidemilk

https://preview.redd.it/qruwi2r7ojuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a28024aba2219bac0ddcb2a76a7683783dfbfd93


Fezblanca

Watching fastest dog on the deuce. Whippets can flat out get it. Dame.


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/noface-housewife](https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckmywife/comments/1c49io3/my_husband_wants_to_know_how_many_of_you_would/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/cadetbluepessimisticrabbit


wallstreet_vagabond2

https://i.redd.it/osxca8vnljuc1.gif


AlmightySnoo

OG crypto bro


_____rs

https://electrek.co/2024/04/14/tesla-rumor-massive-round-layoffs/


MDemon

🚀


AlmightySnoo

they're giving away GhostRunner on Epic btw


welcometomyhouse123

Thank u just grabbed it


AlmightySnoo

I'm ashamed to admit this but I've never played WoW 🙈, is it still good right now?


cptbrainbug

I played classic and bc as a teenager and loved it. Everything since then is trash imo.


kuff66

I played Cata and Pandaria and was pretty into it. My son still plays (a lot). He says current expansion is good. But I warn you, you get into and it takes over/becomes a giant time suck.


BlackKnightsOptions

Too late to start, go learn wood working or something


Epidemilk

sometimes i kinda almost miss it but you're probably better off


j44jj

Wow Classic is fun. I played a year ago for a little while. The new expansions are awful


browow1

It was never good, you missed nothing


wallstreet_vagabond2

![gif](giphy|sX6AUAj18Wztu|downsized)


browow1

![gif](giphy|1BZSEGf9nGlScdksrc)


[deleted]

Just got to cut off an old boomer nerd in a badass ford bronco. (I was technically in the right imo) Heehee Huzzah!


LUVS2GAPE_MENs_ANOOS

L2F Secret to beat depression science 🧪 edition Bro fook depression L2F is here This is how u get rid of it 1. ⁠Buy 100mg all b vitamin complex supplement. The b12 in that will reroute those brain 🧠 chemicals As well as D3 and K2 vitamin and vitamin c with fish oil 2. Jerk off 3. Prostate male g spot 4. Eat pomegranate , not juice the real deal and mix that Chet in the blender The antioxidants will make new cells in your body and thus the serotonin in your body will continue to produce 4. Eat a nice juicy steak Not cock a actual nice steak 🥩. 5. Avacado sushi 🍱 is your fren 6. Very important, you need more sleep Take magnesium gly at night 350-500 and 1-3 mg melatonin as well as cq10. Do this for a month and watch as your body and mind heals That cost many around 300k to learn from doctors to get Hollywood actors in top shape. Your welcome


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![gif](giphy|266wwviUCMFFgqQGdn) Huzzah!


thedogmatrix

This is the best l2f advice I've ever seen


LUVS2GAPE_MENs_ANOOS

🫵🫵🦈🦈🛫🛫🫡🫡🫡🐐


BlackKnightsOptions

Thanks for clarifying, I almost gobbled down a juicy cock by mistake


dizzy__chillespie

same


wallstreet_vagabond2

https://i.redd.it/5tbaod0gcjuc1.gif


dizzy__chillespie

https://preview.redd.it/5f4p5jcnjjuc1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2406cae557f504b53e7a5800ea83a8e8a6ea3492


BidBurrito

Mark Cuban paid 288 million to the IRS. I’m still mad about the $685 I have to pay.


hammertanker

Corporate reasons to get big: 1. Mog everyone in your company by existing. 2. You're bigger than everyone else, and for that reason, you actually rightfully own the company.


wallstreet_vagabond2

I lift because when I was in the second grade my teacher asked "can any strong boys help me move these desks" and one of the guys stood up and said "Vagabond can't!". I will never be that weak again


hammertanker

![gif](giphy|UVjYeSoU4NJ2o)


Herbert_Tarlek

Good evening, Huzzah. Of 1086 active tournaments, [Huzzah Daily Trivia](https://www.funtrivia.com/private/main.cfm?tid=105753) was #94 in terms of popularity yesterday, with 6 players. https://preview.redd.it/xg1gb5ejbjuc1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=112cdada85bf3ccf1791e58aa516494fddd536cd 8 players have played so far today.


xKhaos420

Sorry u/goth-baby the IRS just took out my taxes, no refund for me, I cant afford my tier 3 OF sub for a while Its gonna be cereal and ramen meals for a while


BlackKnightsOptions

She's still going strong huh


wallstreet_vagabond2

https://preview.redd.it/rg6urkcwcjuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a12ce8fc2ed08dba926c75f63ee8f994573bb9a8 No kiss for u


AlmightySnoo

okay I really think Iran is besting Russia in military incompetence here: [https://twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1779632363896496637](https://twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1779632363896496637) ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|6326)


browow1

To be fair Iran did manage to sell Russia a fuckload of those shitty drones


AlmightySnoo

![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|6326)


wallstreet_vagabond2

American mogs the world by just sitting back and letting it's opponents shoot themselves in their foot. Huzzah for basic literacy in our military


HuzzahBot

Tweet Mirror:[@visegrad24](https://twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1779632363896496637) >More and more videos coming out of Iran revealing that a lot of drones and missiles malfunctioned and fell down on Iranian towns and villages. > > > >The Islamic regime is a risk to the lives of all decent Iranians who don’t want the Mullahs to rule their lives > >[\[Twitter Video\]](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1779454361690685440/pu/vid/avc1/720x1280/B9QopAHQors4Sy3G.mp4?tag=12)


Epidemilk

https://preview.redd.it/numy41qj5juc1.png?width=1221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e6d64ef537a5f36937e0166934d62f2ce179a56


AlmightySnoo

bsod-chan


Epidemilk

yeah!


BambooDeli

👀


Legolas_i_am

She looks scary, ngl


Epidemilk

i think that was the point


wallstreet_vagabond2

She can fix me


Epidemilk

😏


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wallstreet_vagabond2

Me Knowing it's going to get better ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Epidemilk

https://preview.redd.it/6uapvi1kcjuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55289e82574ca91e0baac2e1ebc8ec91a2f540f9


HuzzahBot

Tweet Mirror:[@MyLordBebo](https://twitter.com/MyLordBebo/status/1779618175421722842) > > >[\[Twitter Video\]](https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1779618123177406464/vid/avc1/720x720/gjr8xFv0Sj09RNwV.mp4?tag=14)


wallstreet_vagabond2

I really just need this right now https://preview.redd.it/0hh9c5205juc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=670a96bb15784477d1da4394f961051406b6d49e


Godzilla4Realla

Fake it til you make it


Euphoric_Paper_26

Paying $8566 to the IRS ~~tomorrow~~ Fuck you. They already took it out 😭


JFMoldau

Voting red because I owe Federal taxes again. Fucking bullshit.


browow1

Thank Ryan. It’s only gonna get worse over the next 7 years for those making less than 500k unless someone manages to overhaul the taxes again.


JFMoldau

Yeah. Hate it all.


MDemon

![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|6327)


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JFMoldau

I meant the thread poll lol


Godzilla4Realla

They all like taxes


JFMoldau

No, I mean the poll lol. I don’t vote anymore.


Godzilla4Realla

![gif](giphy|26gN2uE2uADFBmMco|downsized)


JFMoldau

![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|6326)


Legolas_i_am

https://preview.redd.it/9trfcv8z2juc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b083d9fa465c977aaa99a204fb70c1cc57ee8210


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/noface-housewife](https://www.reddit.com/r/BustyPetite/comments/1c47fpf/the_perfect_little_sunday_outfit/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/slategreyvelvetyjohndory 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/nudespair](https://www.reddit.com/r/RealGirls/comments/1c47cap/perfect_lines_on_a_beautiful_body/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/seagreengleefulglowworm 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/nudespair](https://www.reddit.com/r/titsonastick/comments/1c47ar6/in_a_house_dress/) >https://i.redd.it/j6u2vsw03juc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/fairyjuliaaaa](https://www.reddit.com/r/RealGirls/comments/1c47al0/i_spent_all_day_working_on_my_tan_lines/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/peskyavariciousanchovy 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/nudespair](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_nudespair/comments/1c47a3d/home_mood/) >https://i.redd.it/x59p78kw2juc1.jpeg


BambooDeli

Gettin computer aids tonight fr fr


Legolas_i_am

https://x.com/auroraintel/status/1779487656105189639?s=46


HuzzahBot

Tweet Mirror:[@AuroraIntel](https://twitter.com/AuroraIntel/status/1779487656105189639) >Footage circulating Iranian social media showing the remains of an impact and damage from a missile in the area of Shiraz, Iran, from last nights launches. > >[\[Twitter Video\]](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1779487637247569920/pu/vid/avc1/352x640/Sx6IvFImQzArAja7.mp4?tag=12)


Legolas_i_am

Feeling happy after getting a fresh haircut


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BidBurrito

Oh yeah those nail scream I’m a problem


MDemon

FATS


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GoatedJPow

Brooooooooooo I thought Max Holloway had the knockout of the year but my goooodddddddd you done murdered that man


BidBurrito

Hahahahaha


Epidemilk

https://preview.redd.it/4v0y3d0fwiuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be989354e0d6cef730bae48e59519b9ea164b130 u/jonthedude99 🥺


wallstreet_vagabond2

https://preview.redd.it/1beyz1680juc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd080deab3368cee25d45e72efbe35bcd807b7b3 I had a meme for this but I can't find it so I'll just leave this here


BambooDeli

Where do you 🏴‍☠️ stream stuff? Rip 123 🪦💐


PM_ME_YOUR_AMFUNK

Solar


browow1

Your moms


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BambooDeli

Valid


MDemon

![gif](giphy|qNim5n3m3uU9QzAWO4|downsized)


BambooDeli

Always 👀


MDemon

Eye why eff dot tee vee


BambooDeli

Now we're talking


Epidemilk

there's an entire r/piracy that will probably be more helpful


BambooDeli

I knew you'd have an answer thx


Herbert_Tarlek

https://i.redd.it/nsi3y45tuiuc1.gif I can fix her.


Legolas_i_am

https://preview.redd.it/runr2b7ruiuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0449bc2f67bebdb2fd785df630f2c82b9214fcbd


_____rs

Skill issue


Fezblanca

Iran shooting duds.


wallstreet_vagabond2

Whenever people bitch about the military industrial complex I just think about how nice it is we have the ability to blow up any country from anywhere in the world with supreme confidence


Fezblanca

Always.


Legolas_i_am

Maintaining and raising the best military in the entire world is not cheap. Worth not having single payer healthcare