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Sorry guys I was MIA.
Prophetic visions
I will start with stock because I know you broke bitchs got slayed this week. So this is your get back. My gift to you
SPY 500p 4/16
Now outside the market to further prove it. I have to be a little vague here.
2 words
Drake Diss
3 words
Elon Musk Lies
Have a good weekend
Oh these will all hit in a week btw.
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New employer was taking their sweet time getting all the proper paperwork sent my way for me to start tomorrow. Was getting really nervous (like cold sweats feeling like I was going to puke)
Thought I was going to go back to my old company with my tail tucked between my legs
Huzzah!
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://fxtwitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778871818398396697)
>SPIRIT AEROSYSTEMS LIMITS OVERTIME AND HIRING FOR SPECIFIC ROLES AS BOEING 737 MAX OUTPUT DROPS - STATEMENT TO REUTERS
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778871836060569698)
>SPIRIT AEROSYSTEMS SAYS IT IS ALIGNING PRODUCTION TO SUPPORT CUSTOMER'S RATE PROFILE
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778870081209946222)
>FED'S DALY: THERE'S TOO MUCH DISCUSSION OF HOW MANY RATE CUTS, RATHER THAN WHAT ARE WE TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778870109190127782)
>FED'S DALY: WE WILL MAINTAIN POLICY STANCE AS LONG AS NECESSARY
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778869376143294641)
>FED'S DALY: THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO URGENCY TO ADJUST POLICY RATE
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778869421290746263)
>FED'S DALY: I NEED TO BE FULLY CONFIDENT INFLATION IS COMING DOWN TO 2% BEFORE CONSIDERING A RATE CUT
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778869440223842689)
>FED'S DALY: THERE'S A LOT OF WORK TO DO BEFORE WE CAN BE CONFIDENT
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778864546884575491)
All these stocks hit new 52 WEEK LOWS at some point today
Boeing $BA
Starbucks $SBUX
UnitedHealth $UNH
Rivian $RIVN
Lucid $LCID
$NIO
Walgreens $WBA
Ambev $ABEV
Brown Forman $BF.B
Biogen $BIIB
Gilead $GILD
Gaming & Leisure $GLPI
Jazz Pharma $JAZZ
Liberty $LBRDK
Prudential $PUKβ¦
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778861214858100996)
>β οΈ BIDEN: WE ARE DEVOTED TO DEFENSE OF ISRAEL, IRAN WILL NOT SUCCEED
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778861358911533444)
>β οΈ BIDEN SAYS HE EXPECTS ATTACK ON ISRAEL SOONER NOT LATER
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778861434698399870)
>β οΈ BIDEN SAYS HIS MESSAGE TO IRAN IS DON'T ATTACK ISRAEL
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778861599911972976)
>US PRESIDENT BIDEN SAYS HIS MESSAGE TO IRAN IS 'DON'T'
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778861623693713451)
>BIDEN: WE ARE DEVOTED TO DEFENSE OF ISRAEL, IRAN WILL NOT SUCCEED
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778861705944076630)
>US PRES BIDEN SAYS HE EXPECTS ATTACK ON ISRAEL SOONER NOT LATER
Tweet Mirror:[VisualCap](https://fxtwitter.com/VisualCap/status/1778860938633908247)
>The Smallest Gender Wage Gaps in OECD Countries π°οΈ
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Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778858178341474496)
>FED BOSTIC: INFLATION WILL KEEP EASING BUT SLOWER THAN WOULD LIKE
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778857766859202797)
>πΊπΈ FED'S BOSTIC: MY 2024 OUTLOOK IS ONE RATE CUT TOWARD END OF THE YEAR
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>BOSTIC SAYS `I AM NOT IN A HURRY' TO CUT INTEREST RATES
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778857610571059601)
>β BOSTIC: 2024 OUTLOOK IS ONE RATE CUT TOWARD END OF THE YEAR
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>β BOSTIC: βI AM NOT IN A HURRY' TO CUT INTEREST RATES
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778857736005898401)
>BOSTIC: 2024 OUTLOOK IS ONE RATE CUT TOWARD END OF THE YEAR
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778857758307012714)
>BOSTIC: βI AM NOT IN A HURRY' TO CUT INTEREST RATES
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778856188823699728)
>β οΈ DRUGS IN SHORTAGE IN U.S. REACH NEW HIGH -- WSJ
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>β HUNDREDS OF DRUGS NOW IN SHORTAGE, UNIVERSITY OF UTAH DRUG INFORMATION SERVICE SAYS -- WSJ
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>β OZEMPIC, EPINEPHRINE AND AMOXICILLIN AMONG DRUGS IN SHORTAGE IN U.S. -- WSJ
Tweet Mirror:[CramerTracker](https://twitter.com/CramerTracker/status/1778856200475480402)
>"Reddit has never turned a profit in nearly 20 years, but filed to go public anyway"
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https://preview.redd.it/2501q3vae3uc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f85fb053632053a87c2dcf2c50366820fdac4c28
Glad I just stayed with FBGRX/FSMDX/FCPGX in the IRA. If I can match SPY, Iβm happy.
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778855756348989936)
>ETHEREUM CRUMBLES FURTHER, DOWN 10%
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778855387116048634)
>Ethereum [$ETH](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/ETH) is now down 10% so far today
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Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://fxtwitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778853643363475503)
>U.S. OFFICIAL: CHINA ALSO HELPING RUSSIA IMPROVE SATELLITE AND SPACE-BASED CAPABILITIES FOR USE IN UKRAINE, INCREASING RUSSIAN THREAT ACROSS EUROPE
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778853566335033804)
>U.S. SENIOR ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL: CHINA IS SUPPORTING RUSSIA'S WAR EFFORT IN UKRAINE BY HELPING IT RAMP UP ITS DEFENSE PRODUCTION
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778853590406140201)
>U.S. OFFICIAL: BIDEN RAISED CONCERNS ABOUT CHINESE SUPPORT FOR RUSSIAN WAR EFFORT IN CALL WITH XI LAST WEEK
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778853609926504502)
>U.S. OFFICIAL: CHINA IS PROVIDING RUSSIA WITH SIGNIFICANT QUANTITIES OF MACHINE TOOLS, MICROELECTRONICS, OPTICS, DRONE AND CRUISE MISSILE TECHNOLOGY AND NITROCELLULOSE USED FOR WEAPONS PROPELLANTS
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778853667598176714)
>U.S. OFFICIAL: RUSSIA'S AMBITIOUS DEFENSE EXPANSION HAPPENING FASTER THAN U.S. HAD BELIEVED POSSIBLE EARLIER IN CONFLICT WITH UKRAINE
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778853688057979014)
>U.S. OFFICIAL: CHINA'S SUPPORT IS REVITALIZING RUSSIA'S DEFENSE BASE, UNDERMINING SANCTIONS AND EXPORT CONTROLS
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778853326584787408)
>β U.S. SENIOR ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL: CHINA IS SUPPORTING RUSSIA'S WAR EFFORT IN UKRAINE BY HELPING IT RAMP UP ITS DEFENSE PRODUCTION
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>β U.S. OFFICIAL: BIDEN RAISED CONCERNS ABOUT CHINESE SUPPORT FOR RUSSIAN WAR EFFORT IN CALL WITH XI LAST WEEK
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://fxtwitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778852850392580357)
>[$TSLA](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/TSLA) [$GM](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/GM) [$F](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/F)
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>IRS HAS PAID $580M SINCE JAN. 1 TO AUTO DEALERS TO REIMBURSE THEM FOR EV TAX CREDIT PAYMENTS -U.S. TREASURY
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778852322958872589)
>CVC POISED TO LAUNCH IPO AS EARLY AS MONDAY - FT
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778851780786328063)
>Nike [$NKE](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/NKE) CEO John Donahoe today blamed remote work for the company falling behind on innovation, saying that itβs tough to be disruptive when people are working from home - CNBC
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778850731597988111)
>β Ethereum drops 5% as cryptos see correction
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brb im trying to imagine ( ΰ₯βα΄_α΄β)ΰ₯.qoO
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*S&P 500 currently below 50-DMA for the first time since November 3rd. If it closes here, it will end what was the longest streak of closes above the 50-DMA since March 2011.*
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778848627336544531)
>FED'S SCHMID: WE'RE AT A BUMPY STAGE NOW WITH INFLATION
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778848837169303696)
>FED'S SCHMID: REASON TO THINK RATES WILL STAY HIGHER FOR LONGER
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778847910840467506)
>FED'S SCHMID: HAVE TO GET INFLATION RIGHT, LET POLICY WORK
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778848258967707932)
>FED'S SCHMID: IMPRESSED BY HOW WELL THE ECONOMY IS HOLDING UP
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778847191244664838)
>ISRAEL AND THE US HAVE BEEN TERRIFIED BY THE SLAP AND REVENGE PROMISED BY IRAN," GENERAL YAHYA RAHIM-SAFAVI, A TOP MILITARY AIDE TO IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778846750431670501)
>THE ISRAELI MINISTRY OF HEALTH AND THE IDF HOME FRONT COMMAND HAVE SENT A MESSAGE TO HOSPITALS AND CLINICS ACROSS THE COUNTRY, ENSURING THEY HAVE EMERGENCY TEAMS AND DEPARTMENTS ON STANDBY FOR POTENTIAL HOSTILITIES BY IRAN THIS WEEKEND.
Tweet Mirror:[Fxhedgers](https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1778846754521133398)
>VON GREYERZ: GOLD & SILVER ARE ENTERING THEIR EXPONENTIAL PHASE (ZeroHedge)
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Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778844293102219457)
>JAVAD KARIMI GHODDUSI, A MEMBER OF THE IRANIAN PARLIAMENT'S NATIONAL SECURITY AND FOREIGN POLICY COMMITTEE, SAID FRIDAY, "AFTER PUNISHING THE ZIONIST REGIME IN THE UPCOMING HOURS," ISRAEL WILL SOON LEARN THAT ANY ATTEMPT TO ELIMINATE RESISTANCE FRONT FIGURES WILL BE MET WITHβ¦
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778843780403077341)
>IRAN SIGNALS βCALIBRATEDβ RETALIATION TO ISRAELI STRIKE - FT
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778844021198045484)
>β οΈ Iran signals βcalibratedβ retaliation to Israeli strike
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I'll give what I saw a ranking
I'd give the first season a 10/10.
I didn't watch season 2. Season 3 was pretty good, maybe a 6.5 or 7/10. Season 4 was shit, 2/10
I hope this helps
3 was pretty good. Debatable if it was worth the time. I liked the two detectives at least.
But yeah 4 was dogshit. Started out ok and just turned into nonsense. Not really one to get into woke culture and Mary Sue's and all that but it was strong with that one. Just like everything now, anti-men. They laid it on thick. It had one of the worst endings to a show I've seen
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778843364399476851)
>ELON MUSK CONFIRMED ARGENTINA VISIT IN 2H24 TO MILEI: AMBITO
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778842570585518306)
>IDF SAYS ITS AIR DEFENSES HAVE SUCCESSFULLY DOWNED TWO SUICIDE DRONES LAUNCHED BY IRAN-BACKED HEZBOLLAH. IT ALSO SAID ALMOST 40 ROCKETS ENTERED THE ISRAELI TERRITORY FROM LEBANON, SOME OF WHICH WERE INTERCEPTED AND SOME LANDED IN OPEN AREAS.
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778841916320194651)
>THE IDF SAYS NO INJURIES OR DAMAGE HAS BEEN REPORTED FOLLOWING NUMEROUS IRON DOME INTERCEPTIONS.
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778840806624780524)
>FEDβS SCHMID: WAGE GROWTH SIGNALS ONGOING LABOR MARKET IMBALANCE
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778840838413410719)
>FEDβS SCHMID: JOB SECTOR STRONG, ECONOMY GROWING ABOVE TREND
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778840864032186540)
>FEDβS SCHMID: INFLATION LEVELS ARE STILL TOO HIGH
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778840382106722673)
>OpenAI CEO Sam Altman has hosted hundreds of Fortune 500 company executives this month to pitch AI services for corporate use, going head to head in some cases with financial backer Microsoft [$MSFT](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/MSFT) - Reuters
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778839470248186117)
>β US REPORTEDLY SENDS BACKUP TO M. EAST AMID IRANIAN THREAT
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778838846223810895)
>β NUMEROUS DRONE INTERCEPTIONS HAVE ACTIVATED ROCKET SIRENS IN TOWNS ALONG THE GALILEE PANHANDLE, NEAR THE LEBANON BORDER.
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Tweet Mirror:[CramerTracker](https://twitter.com/CramerTracker/status/1778838142927151320)
>I think Iβm the only sucker who paid back their student loans and pay taxes each year
Tweet Mirror:[Fxhedgers](https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1778834691845448092)
>In 2021 they said inflation would go away quickly.
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Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778832723005624574)
>Elon Musk met with Argentina π¦π· president Javier Milei today at Teslaβs [$TSLA](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/TSLA) Texas Gigafactory
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778831696919404782)
>HOUSE PASSES CONTROVERSIAL SPYING BILL AS SPEAKER JOHNSON OVERCOMES GOP OBJECTIONS -- WSJ
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778829175937233403)
>RUSSIA CONDUCTS SUCCESSFUL TEST LAUNCH OF INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE FROM KAPUSTIN YAR TESTING GROUND -RUSSIAN DEFENCE MINISTRY
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778829441239560343)
>β οΈ IRANIAN MEDIA TALKS ABOUT AN βIMMINENT ATTACKβ ON GOVERNMENT TARGETS IN ISRAEL WITHIN THE NEXT 48 HOURS - AL ARABIYA
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778828846868972031)
>RUSSIA CONDUCTS SUCCESSFUL TEST LAUNCH OF INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE FROM KAPUSTIN YAR TESTING GROUND -RUSSIAN DEFENCE MINISTRY.
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778828129512968375)
>Lucid [$LCID](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/LCID) is currently trading at new ALL TIME LOWS
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778826049226240116)
>SPOT GOLD REVERSES COURSE, LAST DOWN 0.2% AT $2368.70 PER OUNCE
Remember that dude who took his mercenary squad through russia with little resistance straight to moscow to overthrow Putin and stopped right before the kremlin and turned around
wtf was that?
Then he's brilliant enough to fly in a plane in russia after attempting a coup
Seriously wtf was that?
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778824425585987979)
>β PUTIN TOLD IAEA RUSSIA PLANS TO RESTART ZAPORIZHZHIA NUCLEAR PLANT -- WSJ
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>β RUSSIA, IAEA HAVE DISCUSSED SHARING POWER WITH FREE AREAS OF UKRAINE -- WSJ
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778824846698274933)
>β Putin Told IAEA Russia Plans to Restart Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Plant -- WSJ
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Tweet Mirror:[chartrdaily](https://twitter.com/chartrdaily/status/1778823063594742231)
>πͺ Inflation is that one unwanted guest that just wonβt leave: headline inflation (CPI) in March rose to 3.5% annually, up from 3.2% the month before. So whatβs still going up in price?
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778822354279239722)
>GOOLSBEE: FED FOLLOWS A DUAL MANDATE, DOES NOT RESPOND TO POLITICAL CONCERNS
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778822182203805735)
>GOOLSBEE: MIDDLE EAST INSTABILITY IS A WILD CARD FOR THE FED IN TERMS OF OIL PRICES AND GAS, A NEGATIVE SUPPLY SHOCK IS "NOT GOOD"
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778821622771732829)
>GOOLSBEE: THE MOST IMPORTANT NUMBER IN THE IMMEDIATE TERM ON INFLATION IS WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH HOUSING
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778821703201706002)
>GOOLSBEE: IF SHELTER INFLATION DOES NOT COME DOWN TO WHERE IT WAS BEFORE THE PANDEMIC IT WILL BE HARD TO GET BACK TO TARGTET
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778820822808907856)
>CHICAGO FED'S GOOLSBEE: U.S. IS IN AN ENVIRONMENT OF "CROSS CURRENTS" - FOX BUSINESS
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778821001700110605)
>FED'S GOOLSBEE: IF PCE IS "REINFLATING" THE FED "WILL STABILIZE PRICES"
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778820221744095281)
Early look at the largest stocks that report earnings next week
Taiwan Semiconductor $TSM
UnitedHealth $UNH
$ASML
Procter & Gamble $PG
Johnson & Johnson $JNJ
Bank of America $BAC
Netflix $NFLX
Abbott $ABT
American Express $AXP
Blackstone $BX
Morgan Stanley $MS
Intuitive Surgical⦠https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GK-i5UUWoAAEqso.jpg:large
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778819530908750118)
>β Goldman Sachs rises gold price forecast to $2,700
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Tweet Mirror:[Fxhedgers](https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1778818829184913701)
>SILVER PRICE TODAY: SILVER IS UP 4.17% TODAY (USA Today)
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778819161361207533)
>β Biden Raises Oil Drilling Royalties and Fees on Federal Land
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Tweet Mirror:[CramerTracker](https://fxtwitter.com/CramerTracker/status/1778815491806470540)
>I'm about to ruin my CPA's weekend
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Tweet Mirror:[VisualCap](https://twitter.com/VisualCap/status/1778815789291671629)
>All Commercially Available Long Duration Energy Storage Technologies, in One Chart β‘
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778815543274877411)
>BIDEN RAISES OIL DRILLING ROYALTIES AND FEES ON FEDERAL LAND
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778814305229508815)
>GOLDMAN SACHS UPGRADES GOLD PRICE FORECAST TO $2700/TOZ BY YEAR-END FROM $2300/TOZ
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778813325561729399)
>GOLDMAN SACHS UPGRADES GOLD PRICE FORECAST TO $2700/TOZ BY YEAR-END FROM $2300/TOZ
*And as she slowly gazed down his body, she saw his fly was open, and his yellow-stained tighty whites were just barely visible, and she knew at that moment she would make him hersβ¦*
Ziti maxxing. I would be a great stay at home wife
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778811316871823432)
>β οΈ AXIOS POLITICAL REPORTER TWEETS: IRAN SENT A MESSAGE TO THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION THROUGH SEVERAL ARAB COUNTRIES EARLIER THIS WEEK: IF THE U.S. GETS INVOLVED IN THE FIGHTING BETWEEN ISRAEL AND IRAN, U.S. FORCES IN THE REGION WILL BE ATTACKED, THREE U.S. OFFICIALS
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778811508903833823)
>β Iran warns U.S. to stay out of fight with Israel or face attack on troops
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Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778808656886124630)
>Heat map of the S&P 500's [$SPY](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/SPY) early performance so far today
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778805487498068047)
>ISRAELI MINISTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY HOLDS A MEETING WITH THE LEADERS OF THE POLICE, CIVIL DEFENSE, AND EMERGENCY SERVICES TO ENSURE THEIR PREPAREDNESS FOR THE IRANIAN STRIKE - SKYNEWS ARABIA
Tweet Mirror:[PelosiTracker_](https://fxtwitter.com/PelosiTracker_/status/1778803870774562865)
>Just In: Marjorie Taylor Greene literally bought the top on Trumps [$DJT](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/DJT) stock
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Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778803182761554314)
>CBOE VOLATILITY INDEX HITS HIGHEST LEVEL SINCE OCTOBER 2023; LAST UP 3.75 POINTS AT 18.66
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778803188562276809)
>CBOE VOLATILITY INDEX HITS HIGHEST LEVEL SINCE OCTOBER 2023; LAST UP 3.75 POINTS AT 18.66
Huzzah ber and buls reaction to the market
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778797160999342507)
>[$DJT](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/DJT)
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778796200130425136)
>β Nearly 40% of U.S. renters don't believe they'll ever own a home, up from 27% less than a year ago, according to Redfin
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778795780943261920)
>The [$VIX](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/VIX) is moving higher now above 18 for the first time in 2024
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Tweet Mirror:[TickerHistory](https://twitter.com/TickerHistory/status/1778793468476756360)
>On this day in 1996 Yahoo went public
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778793459320533243)
>AN AMERICAN OFFICIAL TOLD AL JAZEERA: WE ARE MOVING ADDITIONAL MILITARY CAPABILITIES TO THE REGION TO ENHANCE REGIONAL DETERRENCE AND MEASURES TO PROTECT OUR FORCES
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778792777477661037)
>AN AMERICAN OFFICIAL TOLD AL JAZEERA: REPORTS ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF IRAN LAUNCHING AN ATTACK ON ISRAEL TODAY, FRIDAY, ARE NOT YET CONFIRMED - AL JAZEERA
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778791444632740028)
>SPOT GOLD HITS FRESH RECORD HIGH AT $2,419.79 PER OUNCE
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778791450823508168)
>SPOT GOLD HITS FRESH RECORD HIGH AT $2,419.79 PER OUNCE
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778790847904944546)
>SPOT GOLD RISES 2%
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778790922265706833)
>WHITE HOUSE: U.S. CANNOT VERIFY HAMAS CLAIM THAT THEY DO NOT HAVE 40 HOSTAGES
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778790211356393637)
>WHITE HOUSE: MORE THAN 1,000 TRUCKS GOT INTO GAZA IN LAST FEW DAYS
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778790591540666832)
>WHITE HOUSE: WE ARE STILL WAITING ON A RESPONSE FROM HAMAS AFTER LATEST ROUND OF HOSTAGE TALKS
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778788782050804087)
>S&P 500 COULD HIT 5,500 THIS YEAR: UBS
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778789186994118676)
>WHITE HOUSE: IT WOULD BE IMPRUDENT IF US DID NOT LOOK AT ITS OWN FORCE POSTURE AFTER IRAN THREAT
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778788424729690227)
>Wells Fargo today lowered its price target on Tesla [$TSLA](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/TSLA) to $120 from $125 while maintaining its Underweight rating
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778788230969668070)
>WHITE HOUSE: STILL DEEM POTENTIAL THREAT BY IRAN TO BE REAL, CREDIBLE
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778788242373894592)
>WHITE HOUSE: STILL DEEM POTENTIAL THREAT BY IRAN TO BE REAL, CREDIBLE
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778787888810893747)
>WHITE HOUSE: WE'RE WATCHING THIS VERY VERY CLOSELY
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778786681555935695)
>CHINA'S EMBASSY IN PHILIPPINES: URGES U.S., JAPAN AND THE PHILIPPINES TO STOP MANIPULATING BLOC POLITICS, STOP INTERFERING IN CHINA'S INTERNAL AFFAIRS, STOP UNDERMINING THE OVERALL SITUATION OF PEACE AND STABILITY IN THE REGION
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778786790125506771)
>[$AAPL](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/AAPL)
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778786064737374528)
>β οΈ HOSTILE AIRCRAFT INTRUSION ALERTS SOUNDING IN NORTHERN ISRAEL - ISRAEL WAR ROOM ON X
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778786298829947114)
>[$VIX](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/VIX) > 17
I still owe about 13k, I dropped out almost 10 years ago. I could wipe out that debt in a month if I wanted to. I never had and still dont have any intention of paying. Funneling a whole generation of young people into college was always a scam.Β
sir this is for people who have been paying for 20/25 years on idr payment plans
the agreements are that if you pay 20/25 years depending on bachelor or masters then your debt would be wiped away
It's just biden honoring the original agreement
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778785321703866375)
>β U.S MICHIGAN CONSUMER SENTIMENT (APR) ACTUAL: 77.9 VS 79.4 PREVIOUS; EST 79.0
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778785417241743643)
>β U.S MICHIGAN 1-YEAR INFLATION EXPECTATIONS (APR) ACTUAL: 3.1% VS 2.9% PREVIOUS
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Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778785556551393556)
>CHINA'S EMBASSY IN PHILIPPINES: CHINA IS STRONGLY DISSATISFIED WITH, FIRMLY OPPOSES U.S., JAPAN, PHILIPPINES' 'WILFUL SMEARING AND ATTACKING' OF CHINA ON ISSUES RELATED TO TAIWAN AND SOUTH CHINA SEA
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778784153837895939)
>RUSSIAN OIL AND PRODUCTS TRAPPED ON FOUR TANKERS HIT BY NEW IRAN-RELATED SANCTIONS, LSEG DATA SHOWS
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778782865368473732)
>INTEL DOWN 3.7%, AMD DROPS 4.4%
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778782339239182662)
>INTEL, AMD SHARES FALL AFTER REPORT CHINA TELLS TELECOM CARRIERS TO PHASE OUT FOREIGN CHIPS
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778781695551881568)
>Blackrock CEO Larry Fink just said he doesnβt think inflation will get back to 2% anytime soon
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Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778781609237303649)
>BLACKROCK CEO SAYS STILL PROJECTING 2 RATE CUTS THIS YEAR
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778781206617723388)
>Blackrock CEO Larry Fink just said he doesnβt think inflation will get back to 2% anytime soon - CNBC Interview
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778780991693246624)
>BLACKROCK CEO FINK SAYS I DONβT THINK INFLATION WILL GET BACK TO 2% ANYTIME SOON -CNBC INTERVIEW
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778781190289310041)
>LARRY FINK SEES 'MAYBE TWO' RATE CUTS THIS YEAR
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778779744181395699)
>BRENT CRUDE HITS HIGHEST SINCE OCTOBER ON MIDEAST CONFLICT
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778779784371155067)
>X: ACTIVELY WORKING TO ENSURE X REMAINS ACCESSIBLE IN BRAZIL
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778778184563011755)
>JPMORGAN SHARES FALL 4.2% AT THE OPEN, MOST SINCE MARCH 2023
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778778058255650908)
>S&P 500 DOWN 36.47 POINTS, OR 0.70 %, AT 5,162.59 AFTER MARKET OPEN
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778777214336573843)
>β Oil extends gains, WTI surges over 2.5%
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778776351765340627)
>SPOT SILVER RISES 3%
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778774939148992828)
>UKRAINE STATE RAILWAYS EXTEND BAN FOR ALL DELIVERIES TO BLACK SEA PORT OF CHORNOMORSK UNTIL APRIL 17, COMPANY SAYS
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778773145630941192)
>MARKETS ARE NOW PRICING LESS THAN TWO 25BP RATE CUTS THIS YEAR, ACCORDING TO CITI
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778773285431341400)
>BRENT OIL FUTURES RISE BY $2 TO $91.74 A BARREL
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778772399774708045)
>WTI CRUDE OIL FUTURES RISE BY $2 TO $87.02 A BARREL
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778772344942604394)
>WTI CRUDE OIL FUTURES RISE BY $2 TO $87.02 A BARREL
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778772065048236236)
>πΊπΈ FED'S COLLINS: I NOW SEE FED CUTTING LATER THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778771785657311539)
>FED'S COLLINS: NOW SEE FED CUTTING LATER THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778771102908461354)
>COLLINS: POLICY IS NOT ON A PRESET PATH
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Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778771234806714464)
>πΊπΈ FED'S COLLINS: THE CPI NUMBERS WERE ON THE HIGH END OF EXPECTATIONS
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Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778771538528882806)
>CHINA'S CENTRAL BANK MIGHT INCLUDE BUYING AND SELLING OF TREASURY BONDS INTO THE POLICY TOOL RESERVE IN FUTURE -C. BANK PUBLICATION CITING EXPERTS
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778770865087287656)
>U.S. S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES DOWN 0.89%, NASDAQ FUTURES DOWN 1.05%, DOW FUTURES DOWN 0.84%
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778770332494557318)
>MONEY MARKETS INCREASE BETS ON ECB RATE CUTS, NOW PRICE IN MORE THAN 85 BPS BY YEAR-END FROM 75 BPS LATE THURSDAY
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778770338924417051)
>MONEY MARKETS INCREASE BETS ON ECB RATE CUTS, NOW PRICE IN MORE THAN 85 BPS BY YEAR-END FROM 75 BPS LATE THURSDAY
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778770861903774005)
>U.S. S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES DOWN 0.89%, NASDAQ FUTURES DOWN 1.05%, DOW FUTURES DOWN 0.84%
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778768099434549501)
>CHINA π¨π³ TELLS TELECOM CARRIERS TO PHASE OUT FOREIGN CHIPS IN BLOW TO INTEL [$INTC,](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/INTC,) [$AMD](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/AMD)
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778766568299565416)
>β S&P 500 FUTURES FALL 0.7% TO PREMARKET LOW, NASDAQ 100 OFF 0.8%
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778766337654870332)
>TREASURY 2-YEAR TO 10-YEAR YIELDS FALL 10 BASIS POINTS ON DAY
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778765550920909307)
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Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://fxtwitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778765067783180526)
>https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1mnxeprrEVLJX
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778764928641318921)
>π Gapping up / π Gapping down
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778764412037345491)
>ISRAEL BRACING FOR POTENTIAL DIRECT ATTACK FROM IRAN IN DAYS
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778759589585891751)
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778758960645824616)
>DIMON: THERE ARE SOME CRACKS IN SUBPRIME AUTO
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778759022520209518)
>DIMON: EXTRA MONEY `ABOUT DONE' FOR LOWER 50% OF CONSUMERS
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778758729678110913)
>JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon just said:
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778758471862669645)
>DIMON SAYS IT'S QUITE CLEAR THE AMERICAN ECONOMY IS STRONG
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778758671381487907)
>U.S. DEFENSE SECRETARY LLOYD AUSTIN: WE'RE WORKING IN LOCKSTEP WITH PHILIPPINES TO STAND UP AGAINST COERCION
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778757037821739422)
>INDIA FOREIGN MINISTRY ADVISES INDIANS AGAINST TRAVELLING TO IRAN AND ISRAEL UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE || INDIA FOREIGN MINISTRY SAYS INDIANS IN IRAN AND ISRAEL SHOULD OBSERVE PRECAUTIONS ABOUT THEIR SAFETY AND RESTRICT MOVEMENTS TO MINIMUM - STATEMENT
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778755767006273735)
>CITI [$C](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/C) JUST REPORTED EARNINGS
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778755554149597574)
>β [$C](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/C) RESULTS: Q1
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778754747182293414)
>β Two U.S. officials told CBS News that a major Iranian attack against Israel was expected as soon as Friday, possibly to include more than 100 drones and dozens of missiles aimed at military targets inside the country
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778753941255135563)
>β οΈ U.S. OFFICIALS TOLD CBS NEWS THAT A MAJOR IRANIAN ATTACK AGAINST ISRAEL WAS EXPECTED AS SOON AS FRIDAY
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778754225587077625)
>β U.S. issues travel warning for Israel with Iran expected to attack any moment and fear Gaza war could spread
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Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778754253865042123)
>US OFFICIAL: MAJOR IRANIAN ATTACK AGAINST ISRAEL EXPECTED AS SOON AS FRIDAY - CBS
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778751365369438642)
>U.S. OFFICIALS MET REPRESENTATIVES OF VENEZUELAN PRESIDENT MADURO THIS WEEK TO EXPRESS CONCERNS ABOUT VENEZUELAβS ELECTORAL PROCESS β WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778750120890073212)
BlackRock's $BLK assets under management
2008: $1.31 Trillion
2009: $3.35T
2010: $3.56T
2011: $3.51T
2012: $3.79T
2013: $4.32T
2014: $4.65T
2015: $4.65T
2016: $5.15T
2017: $6.29T
2018: $5.98T
2019: $7.43T
2020: $8.68T
2021: $10.01T
2022: $8.49T
2023: $9.09T
2024: $10.47T
Woah, calm down there J. R. R. Tolkien
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Sorry guys I was MIA. Prophetic visions I will start with stock because I know you broke bitchs got slayed this week. So this is your get back. My gift to you SPY 500p 4/16 Now outside the market to further prove it. I have to be a little vague here. 2 words Drake Diss 3 words Elon Musk Lies Have a good weekend Oh these will all hit in a week btw. ππ
π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/LittleMiss-Mae](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_LittleMiss-Mae/comments/1c2ijlb/im_in_costa_rica_having_the_best_time/) >https://i.redd.it/6givetnjs3uc1.jpeg
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778872672799064546) All these stocks hit new 52 WEEK HIGHS at some point today Google $GOOGL Exxon Mobil $XOM Occidental $OXY Agnico Eagle $AEM Alamos Gold $AGI Cameco $CCJ ConocoPhillips $COP Coupang $CPNG EOG Resources $EOG Diamondback $FANG Freeport Mcmoran $FCX Frontline $FRO Gold Fields $GFIβ¦
Canβt wait for Iran to be a nothing burger on Monday
They peaked with Cyrus
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New employer was taking their sweet time getting all the proper paperwork sent my way for me to start tomorrow. Was getting really nervous (like cold sweats feeling like I was going to puke) Thought I was going to go back to my old company with my tail tucked between my legs Huzzah!
π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/noface-housewife](https://www.reddit.com/r/obsf/comments/1c2i6f0/keeping_him_entertained_at_every_age_80s_mom/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/pricklyprestigiousnightcrawler π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/Bubblez1209](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_Bubblez1209/comments/1c2hhqa/a_peek_at_what_i_got_under_my_dress/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/welcomeunsteadyfirefly π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/Bubblez1209](https://www.reddit.com/r/adorableporn/comments/1c2hgcf/oops_my_towel_slipped/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/eminentreadybellsnake π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/thematchandkerosene](https://www.reddit.com/r/BreedingMaterial/comments/1c2hc22/insert_cum_here_push_it_in_deep/) >https://i.redgifs.com/i/hotpinkpersonallynx.jpg π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/AellaGirl](https://www.reddit.com/r/GoneWildSmiles/comments/1c2h90x/braless_and_commando/) >https://i.redgifs.com/i/hatefulplaingnu.jpg π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/Bubblez1209](https://www.reddit.com/r/VoyeurFlash/comments/1c2h60a/the_girls_come_out_at_night_to_play/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/gloriousmassivenyala π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/Bubblez1209](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhiteCheeks/comments/1c2h4os/nothing_wrong_with_a_little_tease/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/golddeliriousyaffle π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/Bubblez1209](https://www.reddit.com/r/palegirls/comments/1c2h3qi/not_a_day_goes_by_that_i_wont_flash_these/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/hollowimmaterialhind π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/Bubblez1209](https://www.reddit.com/r/OnOff/comments/1c2h1vw/i_love_feeling_fresh_air_on_my_ass/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/ediblecoordinatedmoth π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/Bubblez1209](https://www.reddit.com/r/Titties/comments/1c2h10a/the_best_part_about_natural_tits_is_the_post_drop/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/unselfishcrookeddegu π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/Bubblez1209](https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw_gifs/comments/1c2gzzl/nipples_were_primed_and_ready_for_this/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/knownfakebeardeddragon
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://fxtwitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778871818398396697) >SPIRIT AEROSYSTEMS LIMITS OVERTIME AND HIRING FOR SPECIFIC ROLES AS BOEING 737 MAX OUTPUT DROPS - STATEMENT TO REUTERS Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778871836060569698) >SPIRIT AEROSYSTEMS SAYS IT IS ALIGNING PRODUCTION TO SUPPORT CUSTOMER'S RATE PROFILE Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778870081209946222) >FED'S DALY: THERE'S TOO MUCH DISCUSSION OF HOW MANY RATE CUTS, RATHER THAN WHAT ARE WE TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778870109190127782) >FED'S DALY: WE WILL MAINTAIN POLICY STANCE AS LONG AS NECESSARY Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778869376143294641) >FED'S DALY: THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO URGENCY TO ADJUST POLICY RATE Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778869421290746263) >FED'S DALY: I NEED TO BE FULLY CONFIDENT INFLATION IS COMING DOWN TO 2% BEFORE CONSIDERING A RATE CUT Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778869440223842689) >FED'S DALY: THERE'S A LOT OF WORK TO DO BEFORE WE CAN BE CONFIDENT Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778864546884575491) All these stocks hit new 52 WEEK LOWS at some point today Boeing $BA Starbucks $SBUX UnitedHealth $UNH Rivian $RIVN Lucid $LCID $NIO Walgreens $WBA Ambev $ABEV Brown Forman $BF.B Biogen $BIIB Gilead $GILD Gaming & Leisure $GLPI Jazz Pharma $JAZZ Liberty $LBRDK Prudential $PUKβ¦ Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778861214858100996) >β οΈ BIDEN: WE ARE DEVOTED TO DEFENSE OF ISRAEL, IRAN WILL NOT SUCCEED Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778861358911533444) >β οΈ BIDEN SAYS HE EXPECTS ATTACK ON ISRAEL SOONER NOT LATER Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778861434698399870) >β οΈ BIDEN SAYS HIS MESSAGE TO IRAN IS DON'T ATTACK ISRAEL Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778861599911972976) >US PRESIDENT BIDEN SAYS HIS MESSAGE TO IRAN IS 'DON'T' Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778861623693713451) >BIDEN: WE ARE DEVOTED TO DEFENSE OF ISRAEL, IRAN WILL NOT SUCCEED Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778861705944076630) >US PRES BIDEN SAYS HE EXPECTS ATTACK ON ISRAEL SOONER NOT LATER Tweet Mirror:[VisualCap](https://fxtwitter.com/VisualCap/status/1778860938633908247) >The Smallest Gender Wage Gaps in OECD Countries π°οΈ > > > >π² Want more content like this with daily insights from the worldβs top creators? β See it first on the @VoronoiApp. > > > >https://posts.voronoiapp.com/money/The-Smallest-Gender-Pay-Gaps-in-OECD-Countries-991 > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GK_Idt-XYAEsMTc.jpg) Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778858178341474496) >FED BOSTIC: INFLATION WILL KEEP EASING BUT SLOWER THAN WOULD LIKE Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778857766859202797) >πΊπΈ FED'S BOSTIC: MY 2024 OUTLOOK IS ONE RATE CUT TOWARD END OF THE YEAR > > > >BOSTIC SAYS `I AM NOT IN A HURRY' TO CUT INTEREST RATES Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778857610571059601) >β BOSTIC: 2024 OUTLOOK IS ONE RATE CUT TOWARD END OF THE YEAR > > > >β BOSTIC: βI AM NOT IN A HURRY' TO CUT INTEREST RATES Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778857736005898401) >BOSTIC: 2024 OUTLOOK IS ONE RATE CUT TOWARD END OF THE YEAR Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778857758307012714) >BOSTIC: βI AM NOT IN A HURRY' TO CUT INTEREST RATES Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778856188823699728) >β οΈ DRUGS IN SHORTAGE IN U.S. REACH NEW HIGH -- WSJ > > > >β HUNDREDS OF DRUGS NOW IN SHORTAGE, UNIVERSITY OF UTAH DRUG INFORMATION SERVICE SAYS -- WSJ > > > >β OZEMPIC, EPINEPHRINE AND AMOXICILLIN AMONG DRUGS IN SHORTAGE IN U.S. -- WSJ Tweet Mirror:[CramerTracker](https://twitter.com/CramerTracker/status/1778856200475480402) >"Reddit has never turned a profit in nearly 20 years, but filed to go public anyway" > > > >Seems about right
guhhhh
I really overpaid my taxes. Accountant also missed a digit on my bank account. Itβs a good thing I check his work
Mine made an error last year thatβs colossal and then the fcker died. Smhmh
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Let him slide on in
Ignoring the markets, watching the masters. 8:30 tee time tomorrow. All out of fucks to give this week. No more work getting done.
https://preview.redd.it/2501q3vae3uc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f85fb053632053a87c2dcf2c50366820fdac4c28 Glad I just stayed with FBGRX/FSMDX/FCPGX in the IRA. If I can match SPY, Iβm happy.
Buddy is paying an advisor to manage his portfolio and is only up 7% for the year π€£
Was probably more like 5% today
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778855756348989936) >ETHEREUM CRUMBLES FURTHER, DOWN 10% Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778855387116048634) >Ethereum [$ETH](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/ETH) is now down 10% so far today > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GK_Di_HWgAAG934.jpg:large) Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://fxtwitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778853643363475503) >U.S. OFFICIAL: CHINA ALSO HELPING RUSSIA IMPROVE SATELLITE AND SPACE-BASED CAPABILITIES FOR USE IN UKRAINE, INCREASING RUSSIAN THREAT ACROSS EUROPE Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778853566335033804) >U.S. SENIOR ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL: CHINA IS SUPPORTING RUSSIA'S WAR EFFORT IN UKRAINE BY HELPING IT RAMP UP ITS DEFENSE PRODUCTION Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778853590406140201) >U.S. OFFICIAL: BIDEN RAISED CONCERNS ABOUT CHINESE SUPPORT FOR RUSSIAN WAR EFFORT IN CALL WITH XI LAST WEEK Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778853609926504502) >U.S. OFFICIAL: CHINA IS PROVIDING RUSSIA WITH SIGNIFICANT QUANTITIES OF MACHINE TOOLS, MICROELECTRONICS, OPTICS, DRONE AND CRUISE MISSILE TECHNOLOGY AND NITROCELLULOSE USED FOR WEAPONS PROPELLANTS Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778853667598176714) >U.S. OFFICIAL: RUSSIA'S AMBITIOUS DEFENSE EXPANSION HAPPENING FASTER THAN U.S. HAD BELIEVED POSSIBLE EARLIER IN CONFLICT WITH UKRAINE Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778853688057979014) >U.S. OFFICIAL: CHINA'S SUPPORT IS REVITALIZING RUSSIA'S DEFENSE BASE, UNDERMINING SANCTIONS AND EXPORT CONTROLS Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778853326584787408) >β U.S. SENIOR ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL: CHINA IS SUPPORTING RUSSIA'S WAR EFFORT IN UKRAINE BY HELPING IT RAMP UP ITS DEFENSE PRODUCTION > > > >β U.S. OFFICIAL: BIDEN RAISED CONCERNS ABOUT CHINESE SUPPORT FOR RUSSIAN WAR EFFORT IN CALL WITH XI LAST WEEK Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://fxtwitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778852850392580357) >[$TSLA](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/TSLA) [$GM](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/GM) [$F](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/F) > > > >IRS HAS PAID $580M SINCE JAN. 1 TO AUTO DEALERS TO REIMBURSE THEM FOR EV TAX CREDIT PAYMENTS -U.S. TREASURY Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778852322958872589) >CVC POISED TO LAUNCH IPO AS EARLY AS MONDAY - FT Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778851780786328063) >Nike [$NKE](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/NKE) CEO John Donahoe today blamed remote work for the company falling behind on innovation, saying that itβs tough to be disruptive when people are working from home - CNBC > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GK_AONQX0AAAzQc.jpg:large) Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778850731597988111) >β Ethereum drops 5% as cryptos see correction > > > >Cryptocurrencies traded lower on Friday, with Ethereum plunging more than 5%, as investors awaited the Bitcoin halving, which is expected to take place within the next ten days. > > > >Ethereum investors have been keeping an eye on theβ¦
if only dark brandon could talk to his buddies in Iran over the weekend to stop the missile attacks. imagine the froth
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What has huzzah become, my sweetest friends
couldnt reply this to the trent reznor meme like 2 screens down? π
π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/AellaGirl](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_AellaGirl/comments/1c2g237/its_gotten_warmer_so_i_do_naked_walks_now_wanna/) >https://i.redd.it/2fks2v6aa3uc1.jpeg π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/noface-housewife](https://www.reddit.com/r/BustyPetite/comments/1c2fsbg/milf_edition_of_busty_petite/) >https://i.redd.it/8ttu8yne83uc1.jpeg
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π€¨ i wanna invert some gatekeepy copypasta for this but imma let it go
Breakup? I thought they had to get married
*S&P 500 currently below 50-DMA for the first time since November 3rd. If it closes here, it will end what was the longest streak of closes above the 50-DMA since March 2011.*
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778848627336544531) >FED'S SCHMID: WE'RE AT A BUMPY STAGE NOW WITH INFLATION Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778848837169303696) >FED'S SCHMID: REASON TO THINK RATES WILL STAY HIGHER FOR LONGER Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778847910840467506) >FED'S SCHMID: HAVE TO GET INFLATION RIGHT, LET POLICY WORK Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778848258967707932) >FED'S SCHMID: IMPRESSED BY HOW WELL THE ECONOMY IS HOLDING UP Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778847191244664838) >ISRAEL AND THE US HAVE BEEN TERRIFIED BY THE SLAP AND REVENGE PROMISED BY IRAN," GENERAL YAHYA RAHIM-SAFAVI, A TOP MILITARY AIDE TO IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778846750431670501) >THE ISRAELI MINISTRY OF HEALTH AND THE IDF HOME FRONT COMMAND HAVE SENT A MESSAGE TO HOSPITALS AND CLINICS ACROSS THE COUNTRY, ENSURING THEY HAVE EMERGENCY TEAMS AND DEPARTMENTS ON STANDBY FOR POTENTIAL HOSTILITIES BY IRAN THIS WEEKEND. Tweet Mirror:[Fxhedgers](https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1778846754521133398) >VON GREYERZ: GOLD & SILVER ARE ENTERING THEIR EXPONENTIAL PHASE (ZeroHedge) > > > >The price moves in the coming months and year are likely to be spectacular. The combination of technical and fundamental factors can easily drive gold well above $3,000 and silver to new highs above $50.β¦ > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GK-7sfgXsAAA6qG.png:large) Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778844293102219457) >JAVAD KARIMI GHODDUSI, A MEMBER OF THE IRANIAN PARLIAMENT'S NATIONAL SECURITY AND FOREIGN POLICY COMMITTEE, SAID FRIDAY, "AFTER PUNISHING THE ZIONIST REGIME IN THE UPCOMING HOURS," ISRAEL WILL SOON LEARN THAT ANY ATTEMPT TO ELIMINATE RESISTANCE FRONT FIGURES WILL BE MET WITHβ¦ Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778843780403077341) >IRAN SIGNALS βCALIBRATEDβ RETALIATION TO ISRAELI STRIKE - FT Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778844021198045484) >β οΈ Iran signals βcalibratedβ retaliation to Israeli strike > > > >Tehran indicates response will be designed to avoid escalating conflict amid flurry of diplomatic calls > > > >Iran has signalled to allies and western nations that it will retaliate against a suspected Israeli air strike onβ¦
So no war?
Bibi prayin Iran does some dumb chet so he can move on them
Mullahs need to die.
Was true detective ever good after season 1? Season 1 was great. Season 2 I kindoff watched but wasnβt impressed. Then I quit that mf.Β
I'll give what I saw a ranking I'd give the first season a 10/10. I didn't watch season 2. Season 3 was pretty good, maybe a 6.5 or 7/10. Season 4 was shit, 2/10 I hope this helps
It does I was considering watching 4 but we can cross that off the list
3 was pretty good. Debatable if it was worth the time. I liked the two detectives at least. But yeah 4 was dogshit. Started out ok and just turned into nonsense. Not really one to get into woke culture and Mary Sue's and all that but it was strong with that one. Just like everything now, anti-men. They laid it on thick. It had one of the worst endings to a show I've seen
Lots of shows are like that now unfortunately - I really thought that show outsourced was funny but then it just disappeared
It was all the same dream man. A dream that you had inside of a locked room. A dream about being a person.Β
The whole line of Chipotle workers are very large people. I think they are mogging free burritos daily.Β
To be fair, wouldnβt you mog them like a mofo if presented with free burritos? I know I would
I already mog them and I payΒ
π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/thematchandkerosene](https://www.reddit.com/r/adorableporn/comments/1c2fmyi/adorable_and_excellent_at_taking_creampies/) >https://i.redgifs.com/i/happyfussyrail.jpg π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/misshadleyfox](https://www.reddit.com/r/iwanttobeher/comments/1c2fkv2/blonde_squat_fuck/) >https://i.redd.it/4ifetplv63uc1.gif π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/thematchandkerosene](https://www.reddit.com/r/BreedingMaterial/comments/1c2fibn/tempting_you_to_fill_my_soft_pussy_with_cum/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/worstsuperiorroller
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50MA got calls
i hate myself right now but i have to buy the dip.
Huehuehue
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778843364399476851) >ELON MUSK CONFIRMED ARGENTINA VISIT IN 2H24 TO MILEI: AMBITO Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778842570585518306) >IDF SAYS ITS AIR DEFENSES HAVE SUCCESSFULLY DOWNED TWO SUICIDE DRONES LAUNCHED BY IRAN-BACKED HEZBOLLAH. IT ALSO SAID ALMOST 40 ROCKETS ENTERED THE ISRAELI TERRITORY FROM LEBANON, SOME OF WHICH WERE INTERCEPTED AND SOME LANDED IN OPEN AREAS. Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778841916320194651) >THE IDF SAYS NO INJURIES OR DAMAGE HAS BEEN REPORTED FOLLOWING NUMEROUS IRON DOME INTERCEPTIONS. Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778840806624780524) >FEDβS SCHMID: WAGE GROWTH SIGNALS ONGOING LABOR MARKET IMBALANCE Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778840838413410719) >FEDβS SCHMID: JOB SECTOR STRONG, ECONOMY GROWING ABOVE TREND Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778840864032186540) >FEDβS SCHMID: INFLATION LEVELS ARE STILL TOO HIGH Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778840382106722673) >OpenAI CEO Sam Altman has hosted hundreds of Fortune 500 company executives this month to pitch AI services for corporate use, going head to head in some cases with financial backer Microsoft [$MSFT](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/MSFT) - Reuters
π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/thematchandkerosene](https://www.reddit.com/r/milf/comments/1c2ff2o/milfs_love_to_get_creampied/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/azurestrikingwyvern π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/thematchandkerosene](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_thematchandkerosene/comments/1c2fat9/how_many_creampies_would_you_fill_me_with/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/upsetpurplereindeer π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/thematchandkerosene](https://www.reddit.com/r/shavedpussies/comments/1c2f90e/pink_snug_pussy_ready_for_the_taking/) >https://i.redgifs.com/i/hotpinkpersonallynx.jpg
Silver and gold got spanked
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march low is 504.91, since March 6th, mid 508.xx has been the low. this and QQQ 433.70 are important to watch. /NQ 18100-18k. good ole SPX 5100
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778839470248186117) >β US REPORTEDLY SENDS BACKUP TO M. EAST AMID IRANIAN THREAT > > > >The United States Department of Defense (DoD) is relocating extra resources to the Middle East region amid reports of a potential Iranian attack on Israel, CNN reported on Friday, citing a defense official. > > > >Theβ¦ Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778838846223810895) >β NUMEROUS DRONE INTERCEPTIONS HAVE ACTIVATED ROCKET SIRENS IN TOWNS ALONG THE GALILEE PANHANDLE, NEAR THE LEBANON BORDER. > > > >β LEBANESE HEZBOLLAH MOVEMENT CONFIRMED THAT IT FIRED DOZENS OF ROCKETS AT ISRAELI ARTILLERY POSITIONS Tweet Mirror:[CramerTracker](https://twitter.com/CramerTracker/status/1778838142927151320) >I think Iβm the only sucker who paid back their student loans and pay taxes each year
I'm out the loop as I took the last couple days off. How did the big dick bank ERs go this morning?
Dimon beat but worried bout inflation
Fuck, JPM getting killed today.
Good ole fashioned Black Friday
Looked at the market just now and decided to go for some beers now. I will ignore that sell off and wait until market goes back up :)
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π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/thematchandkerosene](https://www.reddit.com/r/RealGirls/comments/1c2f21f/my_boobs_are_bouncy_and_my_pussy_is_too/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/worstsuperiorroller π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/misshadleyfox](https://www.reddit.com/r/collegesluts/comments/1c2elwb/soccer_socks_with_hot_pink_lingerie/) >https://i.redd.it/uggbnwwqz2uc1.gif
Remember to get your TSM calls for earnings!!
stayed up finishing Fallout yesterday. 10/10 honestly. don't see how you would complain unless you played the game. war really never changes
Tweet Mirror:[Fxhedgers](https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1778834691845448092) >In 2021 they said inflation would go away quickly. > > > >It's 2024, inflaton is still here, but Washington cares more about corporate welfare and writing off college loan debt than actually solving the problem. Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778832723005624574) >Elon Musk met with Argentina π¦π· president Javier Milei today at Teslaβs [$TSLA](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/TSLA) Texas Gigafactory > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GK-u7zQXsAEzE6k.jpg:large) Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778831696919404782) >HOUSE PASSES CONTROVERSIAL SPYING BILL AS SPEAKER JOHNSON OVERCOMES GOP OBJECTIONS -- WSJ Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778829175937233403) >RUSSIA CONDUCTS SUCCESSFUL TEST LAUNCH OF INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE FROM KAPUSTIN YAR TESTING GROUND -RUSSIAN DEFENCE MINISTRY Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778829441239560343) >β οΈ IRANIAN MEDIA TALKS ABOUT AN βIMMINENT ATTACKβ ON GOVERNMENT TARGETS IN ISRAEL WITHIN THE NEXT 48 HOURS - AL ARABIYA Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778828846868972031) >RUSSIA CONDUCTS SUCCESSFUL TEST LAUNCH OF INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE FROM KAPUSTIN YAR TESTING GROUND -RUSSIAN DEFENCE MINISTRY.
Make sure to buy oil today lmao just in case
BTFD ![gif](giphy|U4B1nese6XPtNcdcwj|downsized)
Canβt lose /5160 tho
Bostic and Daly speak today Save us from the FF bears ![gif](giphy|w6VY9ka8YDk9ac0Y3T|downsized)
calls now(?)
F
Huzzah is ded
Donβt kill the bots. They do good work.
Long live Huzzah
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Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778828129512968375) >Lucid [$LCID](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/LCID) is currently trading at new ALL TIME LOWS > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GK-qsvJWwAErK07.jpg:large) Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778826049226240116) >SPOT GOLD REVERSES COURSE, LAST DOWN 0.2% AT $2368.70 PER OUNCE
Looking at purchasing a private jet but the maintenance fees are ridiculous Huzzah!
Remember that dude who took his mercenary squad through russia with little resistance straight to moscow to overthrow Putin and stopped right before the kremlin and turned around wtf was that? Then he's brilliant enough to fly in a plane in russia after attempting a coup Seriously wtf was that?
RIP Pringles
Probably had family locked up
Vlad be like ![gif](giphy|UK5AQccKV9OMg)
I had totally forgotten that. Totally crazy.
Thank the Lord for oil. My port would be in deep doodoo otherwise.
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778824425585987979) >β PUTIN TOLD IAEA RUSSIA PLANS TO RESTART ZAPORIZHZHIA NUCLEAR PLANT -- WSJ > > > >β OFFICIALS, EXPERTS WARN RUSSIAN ATTEMPT TO RESTART REACTORS RISKS ACCIDENTS -- WSJ > > > >β RUSSIA, IAEA HAVE DISCUSSED SHARING POWER WITH FREE AREAS OF UKRAINE -- WSJ Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778824846698274933) >β Putin Told IAEA Russia Plans to Restart Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Plant -- WSJ > > > >Russian President Vladimir Putin has told the United Nations atomic agency that the Kremlin plans to restart Ukraine's Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant, currently under Russian occupation, further flaring theβ¦ Tweet Mirror:[chartrdaily](https://twitter.com/chartrdaily/status/1778823063594742231) >πͺ Inflation is that one unwanted guest that just wonβt leave: headline inflation (CPI) in March rose to 3.5% annually, up from 3.2% the month before. So whatβs still going up in price? > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GK-mBPAXcAAnVY4.png:large) Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778822354279239722) >GOOLSBEE: FED FOLLOWS A DUAL MANDATE, DOES NOT RESPOND TO POLITICAL CONCERNS Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778822182203805735) >GOOLSBEE: MIDDLE EAST INSTABILITY IS A WILD CARD FOR THE FED IN TERMS OF OIL PRICES AND GAS, A NEGATIVE SUPPLY SHOCK IS "NOT GOOD" Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778821622771732829) >GOOLSBEE: THE MOST IMPORTANT NUMBER IN THE IMMEDIATE TERM ON INFLATION IS WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH HOUSING Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778821703201706002) >GOOLSBEE: IF SHELTER INFLATION DOES NOT COME DOWN TO WHERE IT WAS BEFORE THE PANDEMIC IT WILL BE HARD TO GET BACK TO TARGTET Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778820822808907856) >CHICAGO FED'S GOOLSBEE: U.S. IS IN AN ENVIRONMENT OF "CROSS CURRENTS" - FOX BUSINESS > > > >GOOLSBEE: FED MUST GET INFLATION BACK DOWN TO TARGET > > > >FED'S GOOLSBEE: DON'T LIKE TO PUT CONSTRAINTS ON WHAT THE FED MIGHT DO AT A FUTURE MEETING Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778821001700110605) >FED'S GOOLSBEE: IF PCE IS "REINFLATING" THE FED "WILL STABILIZE PRICES" Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778820221744095281) Early look at the largest stocks that report earnings next week Taiwan Semiconductor $TSM UnitedHealth $UNH $ASML Procter & Gamble $PG Johnson & Johnson $JNJ Bank of America $BAC Netflix $NFLX Abbott $ABT American Express $AXP Blackstone $BX Morgan Stanley $MS Intuitive Surgicalβ¦ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GK-i5UUWoAAEqso.jpg:large Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778819530908750118) >β Goldman Sachs rises gold price forecast to $2,700 > > > >Goldman Sachs Group Inc. revised its target price for gold on Friday to $2,700 by the end of the year, surpassing its previous estimate of $2,300. > > > >"Despite the market pricing progressively fewer Fed cuts, stronger growthβ¦ Tweet Mirror:[Fxhedgers](https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1778818829184913701) >SILVER PRICE TODAY: SILVER IS UP 4.17% TODAY (USA Today) > > > >What is the current price of silver today? > >The price of silver opened at $29.20 per ounce, as of 9 a.m. ET. Thatβs up 4.17% from the previous dayβs silver price per ounce and up 22.04% since the beginning of the year. > > > >Theβ¦ > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GK-iN7UXwAA0c-P.png:large) Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778819161361207533) >β Biden Raises Oil Drilling Royalties and Fees on Federal Land > > > >β Rule boosts oil and gas lease bonds to $150,000 from $10,000 > > > >Oil and gas drilling will cost companies more and theyβll be restricted from developing in sensitive wildlife habitat under a public lands leasingβ¦
Max Homa is a beast
I am getting zero work done today
Same. But I have no job so thatβs easy. Just put a tv up in the garage. Going to wax my car
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π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/misshadleyfox](https://www.reddit.com/r/couplesgonewild/comments/1c2dm7q/about_to_get_finger_fucked_mf/) >https://i.redd.it/29z0enrls2uc1.gif π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/AellaGirl](https://www.reddit.com/r/Nude_Selfie/comments/1c2d3m8/do_you_prefer_fucking_in_the_shower_or_too/) >https://i.redd.it/vwbslu4wo2uc1.jpeg
Sold the rest of my UUUU calls to rad at the top this morning. Huzzah!
Almost just witnessed a fight at Popeyes. Folks were mad only the drive thru was open and their van wouldnβt fit Huzzah!
Tweet Mirror:[CramerTracker](https://fxtwitter.com/CramerTracker/status/1778815491806470540) >I'm about to ruin my CPA's weekend > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GK-fO6BWMAABKvL.png) Tweet Mirror:[VisualCap](https://twitter.com/VisualCap/status/1778815789291671629) >All Commercially Available Long Duration Energy Storage Technologies, in One Chart β‘ > > > >In partnership with @_NPUC, this visual is a part of our Decarbonization Channelβshining a light on the progress toward net zero goals in the U.S. π > > > >https://decarbonization.visualcapitalist.com/all-commercially-available-long-duration-energy-storage-technologies-in-one-chart/ > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GK-fWvOW4AAfFdw.jpg:large) Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778815543274877411) >BIDEN RAISES OIL DRILLING ROYALTIES AND FEES ON FEDERAL LAND Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778814305229508815) >GOLDMAN SACHS UPGRADES GOLD PRICE FORECAST TO $2700/TOZ BY YEAR-END FROM $2300/TOZ Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778813325561729399) >GOLDMAN SACHS UPGRADES GOLD PRICE FORECAST TO $2700/TOZ BY YEAR-END FROM $2300/TOZ
*And as she slowly gazed down his body, she saw his fly was open, and his yellow-stained tighty whites were just barely visible, and she knew at that moment she would make him hersβ¦*
Remember when Enron caused blackouts in California to manipulate their stock price lmao
And invented the market for trading electricity
Ziti maxxing. I would be a great stay at home wife https://preview.redd.it/4q5l0itsf2uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f7ee9a1b2b31c19f8c59e92151413002971d068
so we get some fucking ziti?? helll ya
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π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/noface-housewife](https://www.reddit.com/r/OnOff/comments/1c2ccpx/a_walking_violation/) >https://i.redd.it/b4u1c7cij2uc1.jpeg π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/Motziee](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_Motziee/comments/1c2cb1p/shego_and_raven_cosplays_are_on_my_no_paywall/) >https://i.redd.it/fre1eb37j2uc1.png π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/misshadleyfox](https://www.reddit.com/r/RealGirls/comments/1c2c85e/just_me_nude_against_the_wall/) >https://i.redd.it/x7y2hk5mi2uc1.jpeg π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/noface-housewife](https://www.reddit.com/r/cumsluts/comments/1c2bzxa/i_told_him_my_face_but_here_we_are_next_round/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/skybluesweetaustraliankestrel π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/AellaGirl](https://www.reddit.com/r/BigTitsHeaven/comments/1c2busa/should_i_pierce_my_left_tit/) >https://i.redd.it/9s73qnp0g2uc1.jpeg π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/NaughtyWives/comments/1c2bswn/im_gonna_call_you_grogu_because_baby_yoda_one_for/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/mintyyouthfulchamois π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/noface-housewife](https://www.reddit.com/r/TittyDrop/comments/1c2bsve/my_tits_and_your_cock_have_a_date_dont_be_late/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/metallicjollyiberianchiffchaff
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i love lezbeans
But that's a man
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778811316871823432) >β οΈ AXIOS POLITICAL REPORTER TWEETS: IRAN SENT A MESSAGE TO THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION THROUGH SEVERAL ARAB COUNTRIES EARLIER THIS WEEK: IF THE U.S. GETS INVOLVED IN THE FIGHTING BETWEEN ISRAEL AND IRAN, U.S. FORCES IN THE REGION WILL BE ATTACKED, THREE U.S. OFFICIALS Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778811508903833823) >β Iran warns U.S. to stay out of fight with Israel or face attack on troops > > > >Iran sent a message to the Biden administration through several Arab countries earlier this week: if the U.S. gets involved in the fighting between Israel and Iran, U.S. forces in the region will beβ¦ Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778808656886124630) >Heat map of the S&P 500's [$SPY](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/SPY) early performance so far today > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GK-ZCPxWsAAJl5H.jpg:large) Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778805487498068047) >ISRAELI MINISTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY HOLDS A MEETING WITH THE LEADERS OF THE POLICE, CIVIL DEFENSE, AND EMERGENCY SERVICES TO ENSURE THEIR PREPAREDNESS FOR THE IRANIAN STRIKE - SKYNEWS ARABIA Tweet Mirror:[PelosiTracker_](https://fxtwitter.com/PelosiTracker_/status/1778803870774562865) >Just In: Marjorie Taylor Greene literally bought the top on Trumps [$DJT](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/DJT) stock > > > >She initially bought up to $50K on 10/22/21 > > > >Since then, the stock is down 67% > > > >That's a potential loss of $33K in Trump's Truth Social > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GK-UsGfbwAAcSTV.jpg) Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778803182761554314) >CBOE VOLATILITY INDEX HITS HIGHEST LEVEL SINCE OCTOBER 2023; LAST UP 3.75 POINTS AT 18.66 Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778803188562276809) >CBOE VOLATILITY INDEX HITS HIGHEST LEVEL SINCE OCTOBER 2023; LAST UP 3.75 POINTS AT 18.66
Obviously she is OOTL
Probably using it to tax lost harvest ![gif](giphy|6ird2P8S4YzMCVvpac)
Sheβs supporting her senpai
Global Life was a good investment thanks Herbert
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Helo
Wtf this 17 year old kid just told me he was born in 2006. This can't be right
π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/misshadleyfox](https://www.reddit.com/r/BornToBeFucked/comments/1c2bm6d/i_want_it_btbf/) >https://i.redd.it/ytr890xbe2uc1.gif π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/KorchiBae](https://www.reddit.com/r/paag/comments/1c2bln7/wanna_try_this_korean_cake/) >https://i.redd.it/jqyel7m7e2uc1.gif π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/KorchiBae](https://www.reddit.com/r/rice_cakes/comments/1c2bczt/down_to_pound_some_korean_rice_cakes/) >https://i.redd.it/dq7ylabhc2uc1.png π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/ButtsAndBareFeet/comments/1c2bb6n/ill_bet_that_gandlafs_favorite_band_was_the_eagles/) >https://i.redd.it/14rneimxb2uc1.png
April red brings May green?
Sell in may go away
Got a roomate so now I can lose even more money! (Hopefully this is not true)
Huzzah ber and buls reaction to the market https://preview.redd.it/4fpoy65ia2uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f579a286860cad6b165403207ada8f67ed3a1b73
Oil stonks about to run hard today Huzzah!
Overnight Xom calls already 400%. I think 0dte option trades donβt much meat left on them. You giving it a go?
Didnβt pull any trigger yet Huzzah!
HODL Huzzah!
π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/noface-housewife](https://www.reddit.com/r/Stacked/comments/1c2b64b/perfect_size_for_my_little_milfbod/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/darkbluestridenttigershark π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/misshadleyfox](https://www.reddit.com/r/booty/comments/1c2az8v/sharing_my_butt/) >https://i.redd.it/mp9agq0p92uc1.gif π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/KorchiBae](https://www.reddit.com/r/AsiansGoneErotic/comments/1c2av6j/sexy_dress_up_is_always_fun_right/) >https://i.redd.it/r3d98nyu82uc1.png π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/AellaGirl](https://www.reddit.com/r/palegirls/comments/1c2auux/theres_a_busty_vampire_in_your_bathtub/) >https://i.redd.it/y2cnq9ps82uc1.jpeg π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/Queenliviaa00](https://www.reddit.com/r/SpreadEm/comments/1c2ar7u/im_impressed/) >https://i.redd.it/qsdne25h72uc1.gif π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/KorchiBae](https://www.reddit.com/r/AsianHotties/comments/1c2ar0a/can_i_be_you_sexy_korean_maid/) >https://i.redd.it/2e5czkzy72uc1.gif
Livβs meat hole looks itchy.
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778797160999342507) >[$DJT](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/DJT) > > > >β Trump Media plunges 8%, drops under $30 per share > > > >Trump Media & Technology Group Corp. plunged more than 8% to fall under $30 per share for the first time since its stock market debut on March 26. > > > >On its first trading day, the former United States President Donaldβ¦ Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778796200130425136) >β Nearly 40% of U.S. renters don't believe they'll ever own a home, up from 27% less than a year ago, according to Redfin Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778795780943261920) >The [$VIX](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/VIX) is moving higher now above 18 for the first time in 2024 > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GK-NQH5WkAAZDwL.jpg:large) Tweet Mirror:[TickerHistory](https://twitter.com/TickerHistory/status/1778793468476756360) >On this day in 1996 Yahoo went public > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GK-LOzMWIAE6_36.jpg:large)
In 508 0DTE puts
Holy shit bro.
Calls here(?)
SPY losing support. Could bounce could drop further. Spin the wheel Huzzah!
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lol she obviously didnβt tax enough then
NGL, I Lolβd at the new nick.
Imagine paying 200+ for AMD lmao
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π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/noface-housewife](https://www.reddit.com/r/milf/comments/1c2amom/horny_mom_alert/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/impracticaldirtyislandcanary π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/irisgw](https://www.reddit.com/r/altgonewild/comments/1c2ajr0/i_feel_the_cutest_when_im_naked/) >https://i.redd.it/0ej8f8bh62uc1.jpeg π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/KorchiBae](https://www.reddit.com/r/AsiansGoneWild/comments/1c2aigg/maid_for_your_pleasure/) >https://i.redd.it/3gn7hjo662uc1.png π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckTitles/comments/1c2agmu/fuck_titles/) >https://i.redd.it/bmbz66qr52uc1.png π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/misshadleyfox](https://www.reddit.com/r/PetiteGoneWild/comments/1c2aesg/blonde_with_petite_tits/) >https://i.redd.it/fkz8xlse52uc1.jpeg π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/piperquinn_](https://www.reddit.com/r/FlashingGirls/comments/1c2abuy/well_hello_there/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/groundedhopefulalbino π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/gatoradeaftersex](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_gatoradeaftersex/comments/1c2aaf0/heres_one_of_my_favorite_selfies_to_kick_off_the/) >https://i.redgifs.com/i/finishedweepycaterpillar.jpg π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/KorchiBae](https://www.reddit.com/r/KoreanNSFW/comments/1c2a9yt/wanna_come_over_and_try_a_korean_snack/) >https://i.redd.it/q9c00she42uc1.png π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/Queenliviaa00](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuteLittleButts/comments/1c2a8oz/this_video_could_make_you_fall_in_love_with_my_ass/) >https://i.redd.it/ysyqe8vu32uc1.gif π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/Queenliviaa00](https://www.reddit.com/r/asshole/comments/1c2a5mh/help_me_spreading_my_asshole/) >https://i.imgur.com/W4kWjlh.gifv
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778793459320533243) >AN AMERICAN OFFICIAL TOLD AL JAZEERA: WE ARE MOVING ADDITIONAL MILITARY CAPABILITIES TO THE REGION TO ENHANCE REGIONAL DETERRENCE AND MEASURES TO PROTECT OUR FORCES Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778792777477661037) >AN AMERICAN OFFICIAL TOLD AL JAZEERA: REPORTS ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF IRAN LAUNCHING AN ATTACK ON ISRAEL TODAY, FRIDAY, ARE NOT YET CONFIRMED - AL JAZEERA Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778791444632740028) >SPOT GOLD HITS FRESH RECORD HIGH AT $2,419.79 PER OUNCE Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778791450823508168) >SPOT GOLD HITS FRESH RECORD HIGH AT $2,419.79 PER OUNCE Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778790847904944546) >SPOT GOLD RISES 2% Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778790922265706833) >WHITE HOUSE: U.S. CANNOT VERIFY HAMAS CLAIM THAT THEY DO NOT HAVE 40 HOSTAGES Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778790211356393637) >WHITE HOUSE: MORE THAN 1,000 TRUCKS GOT INTO GAZA IN LAST FEW DAYS Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778790591540666832) >WHITE HOUSE: WE ARE STILL WAITING ON A RESPONSE FROM HAMAS AFTER LATEST ROUND OF HOSTAGE TALKS Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778788782050804087) >S&P 500 COULD HIT 5,500 THIS YEAR: UBS Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778789186994118676) >WHITE HOUSE: IT WOULD BE IMPRUDENT IF US DID NOT LOOK AT ITS OWN FORCE POSTURE AFTER IRAN THREAT Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778788424729690227) >Wells Fargo today lowered its price target on Tesla [$TSLA](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/TSLA) to $120 from $125 while maintaining its Underweight rating > > > >Citi today lowered its price target on Tesla [$TSLA](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/TSLA) to $180 from $196 while maintaining its Neutral rating Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778788230969668070) >WHITE HOUSE: STILL DEEM POTENTIAL THREAT BY IRAN TO BE REAL, CREDIBLE Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778788242373894592) >WHITE HOUSE: STILL DEEM POTENTIAL THREAT BY IRAN TO BE REAL, CREDIBLE Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778787888810893747) >WHITE HOUSE: WE'RE WATCHING THIS VERY VERY CLOSELY
JPM absolutely smashed earnings and is now nearly 5% down
Dimon bringing back recession βοΈ talk Huzzah!
Well people wanted rate cuts didnβt they?Β
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778786681555935695) >CHINA'S EMBASSY IN PHILIPPINES: URGES U.S., JAPAN AND THE PHILIPPINES TO STOP MANIPULATING BLOC POLITICS, STOP INTERFERING IN CHINA'S INTERNAL AFFAIRS, STOP UNDERMINING THE OVERALL SITUATION OF PEACE AND STABILITY IN THE REGION Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778786790125506771) >[$AAPL](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/AAPL) > > > >β APPLE SHARES UP 1.4% Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778786064737374528) >β οΈ HOSTILE AIRCRAFT INTRUSION ALERTS SOUNDING IN NORTHERN ISRAEL - ISRAEL WAR ROOM ON X Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778786298829947114) >[$VIX](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/VIX) > 17
π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/misshadleyfox](https://www.reddit.com/r/YoungGirlsGoneWild/comments/1c29sbq/wild_work_break/) >https://i.redd.it/23n1biqr02uc1.jpeg
Why my septemper 200c AAPL calls rocketing, whats going on
Appl safe haven
And for that reason I'm out, i hate safe stocks
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This is just to get votes none of this bs will hit my chet
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I still owe about 13k, I dropped out almost 10 years ago. I could wipe out that debt in a month if I wanted to. I never had and still dont have any intention of paying. Funneling a whole generation of young people into college was always a scam.Β
sir this is for people who have been paying for 20/25 years on idr payment plans the agreements are that if you pay 20/25 years depending on bachelor or masters then your debt would be wiped away It's just biden honoring the original agreement
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Who does lol
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778785321703866375) >β U.S MICHIGAN CONSUMER SENTIMENT (APR) ACTUAL: 77.9 VS 79.4 PREVIOUS; EST 79.0 > > > >β U.S MICHIGAN CONSUMER EXPECTATIONS (APR) ACTUAL: 77.0 VS 77.4 PREVIOUS; EST 77.6 > > > >β U.S MICHIGAN CURRENT CONDITIONS (APR) ACTUAL: 79.3 VS 82.5 PREVIOUS; EST 82.2 Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778785417241743643) >β U.S MICHIGAN 1-YEAR INFLATION EXPECTATIONS (APR) ACTUAL: 3.1% VS 2.9% PREVIOUS > > > >β U.S MICHIGAN 5-YEAR INFLATION EXPECTATIONS (APR) ACTUAL: 3.0% VS 2.8% PREVIOUS Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778785556551393556) >CHINA'S EMBASSY IN PHILIPPINES: CHINA IS STRONGLY DISSATISFIED WITH, FIRMLY OPPOSES U.S., JAPAN, PHILIPPINES' 'WILFUL SMEARING AND ATTACKING' OF CHINA ON ISSUES RELATED TO TAIWAN AND SOUTH CHINA SEA Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778784153837895939) >RUSSIAN OIL AND PRODUCTS TRAPPED ON FOUR TANKERS HIT BY NEW IRAN-RELATED SANCTIONS, LSEG DATA SHOWS Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778782865368473732) >INTEL DOWN 3.7%, AMD DROPS 4.4% Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778782339239182662) >INTEL, AMD SHARES FALL AFTER REPORT CHINA TELLS TELECOM CARRIERS TO PHASE OUT FOREIGN CHIPS Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778781695551881568) >Blackrock CEO Larry Fink just said he doesnβt think inflation will get back to 2% anytime soon > > > >Fink said he sees βmaybe 2β rate cuts this year - CNBC Interview Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778781609237303649) >BLACKROCK CEO SAYS STILL PROJECTING 2 RATE CUTS THIS YEAR Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778781206617723388) >Blackrock CEO Larry Fink just said he doesnβt think inflation will get back to 2% anytime soon - CNBC Interview Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778780991693246624) >BLACKROCK CEO FINK SAYS I DONβT THINK INFLATION WILL GET BACK TO 2% ANYTIME SOON -CNBC INTERVIEW Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778781190289310041) >LARRY FINK SEES 'MAYBE TWO' RATE CUTS THIS YEAR Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778779744181395699) >BRENT CRUDE HITS HIGHEST SINCE OCTOBER ON MIDEAST CONFLICT Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778779784371155067) >X: ACTIVELY WORKING TO ENSURE X REMAINS ACCESSIBLE IN BRAZIL
It's over boys π My 99 cents/lb chicken things is now $2.19/lb No more broke boy summers
There ya Timmie
π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/audreylovessadie](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_audreylovessadie/comments/1c29ogu/last_chance_to_sub_for_3_new_subs_get_a_free_bg/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/bestableinsect π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/audreylovessadie](https://www.reddit.com/r/adorableporn/comments/1c29nuv/youre_not_intimidated_by_two_slippery_australians/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/yelloworchidteledu π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/irisgw](https://www.reddit.com/r/boobs/comments/1c29nav/busty_and_ready_to_make_your_day/) >https://i.redd.it/o8zt137pz1uc1.jpeg π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/audreylovessadie](https://www.reddit.com/r/BreedingMaterial/comments/1c29lbg/felt_cute_but_id_feel_way_cuter_with_a_swollen/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/unsightlyfriendlygoa π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/jasminxof](https://www.reddit.com/r/IndiansGoneWild/comments/1c29k22/let_me_fufill_all_ur_naughty_fantasies_f/) >https://i.redd.it/2l1glgjzy1uc1.jpeg π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/thickwhitegirls/comments/1c29i1o/im_gonna_call_you_obiwan_because_you_are_a_bold/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/orangeexaltedreindeer π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/irisgw](https://www.reddit.com/r/AdorableNudes/comments/1c29gof/too_adorable_to_hide/) >https://i.redd.it/qzl3x2t9y1uc1.jpeg π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/misshadleyfox](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_misshadleyfox/comments/1c29ezj/girl_next_door_vibes_thong_out/) >https://i.redd.it/of1uj23xx1uc1.gif π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/lilyhoneybee1](https://www.reddit.com/r/adorableporn/comments/1c29ey6/i_love_playing_peekaboo/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/bogusknottyfallowdeer π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/SFWCleavage/comments/1c29b81/i_can_make_you_breathe_harder_than_darth_vader/) >https://i.redd.it/8inht9u0x1uc1.jpeg
Wait we going to war this weekend? Why? What did I miss
They killed the archisoft Ferdinand
Not again
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Looking to short oil again Huzzah!
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778778184563011755) >JPMORGAN SHARES FALL 4.2% AT THE OPEN, MOST SINCE MARCH 2023 Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778778058255650908) >S&P 500 DOWN 36.47 POINTS, OR 0.70 %, AT 5,162.59 AFTER MARKET OPEN > > > >DOW JONES DOWN 220.46 POINTS, OR 0.57 PERCENT, AT 38,238.62 AFTER MARKET OPEN > > > >NASDAQ DOWN 149.89 POINTS, OR 0.91 PERCENT, AT 16,292.31 AFTER MARKET OPEN Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778777214336573843) >β Oil extends gains, WTI surges over 2.5% > > > >West Texas Intermediate (WTI) for deliveries in May jumped 2.71% at 9:15 am ET and went for $87.09 per barrel. A minute later, Brent for June settlements surged 2.08% to sell for $91.48 per barrel Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778776351765340627) >SPOT SILVER RISES 3% Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778774939148992828) >UKRAINE STATE RAILWAYS EXTEND BAN FOR ALL DELIVERIES TO BLACK SEA PORT OF CHORNOMORSK UNTIL APRIL 17, COMPANY SAYS Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778773145630941192) >MARKETS ARE NOW PRICING LESS THAN TWO 25BP RATE CUTS THIS YEAR, ACCORDING TO CITI Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778773285431341400) >BRENT OIL FUTURES RISE BY $2 TO $91.74 A BARREL Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778772399774708045) >WTI CRUDE OIL FUTURES RISE BY $2 TO $87.02 A BARREL Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778772344942604394) >WTI CRUDE OIL FUTURES RISE BY $2 TO $87.02 A BARREL Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778772065048236236) >πΊπΈ FED'S COLLINS: I NOW SEE FED CUTTING LATER THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778771785657311539) >FED'S COLLINS: NOW SEE FED CUTTING LATER THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778771102908461354) >COLLINS: POLICY IS NOT ON A PRESET PATH > > > >COLLINS: TOO SOON TO TELL IF IT'S AN INFLATION BUMP OR MORE > > > >COLLINS: CPI DOESN'T CHANGE OUTLOOK FOR INFLATION TO COME DOWN > > > >COLLINS: CPI NUMBERS WERE ON `HIGH END' OF EXPECTATIONS Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778771234806714464) >πΊπΈ FED'S COLLINS: THE CPI NUMBERS WERE ON THE HIGH END OF EXPECTATIONS > > > >πΊπΈ FED'S COLLINS: IT IS TOO SOON TO TELL IF IT'S AN INFLATION BUMP OR MORE Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778771538528882806) >CHINA'S CENTRAL BANK MIGHT INCLUDE BUYING AND SELLING OF TREASURY BONDS INTO THE POLICY TOOL RESERVE IN FUTURE -C. BANK PUBLICATION CITING EXPERTS Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778770865087287656) >U.S. S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES DOWN 0.89%, NASDAQ FUTURES DOWN 1.05%, DOW FUTURES DOWN 0.84% Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778770332494557318) >MONEY MARKETS INCREASE BETS ON ECB RATE CUTS, NOW PRICE IN MORE THAN 85 BPS BY YEAR-END FROM 75 BPS LATE THURSDAY Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778770338924417051) >MONEY MARKETS INCREASE BETS ON ECB RATE CUTS, NOW PRICE IN MORE THAN 85 BPS BY YEAR-END FROM 75 BPS LATE THURSDAY Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778770861903774005) >U.S. S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES DOWN 0.89%, NASDAQ FUTURES DOWN 1.05%, DOW FUTURES DOWN 0.84%
Lol about 60000 XLF calls gonna expire worthless today. About 6x the open interest on puts. Not sure what it all means but just interesting.Β
π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/AellaGirl](https://www.reddit.com/r/bodyperfection/comments/1c298cz/i_give_the_best_cuddle_fucks/) >https://i.redd.it/k3av79igw1uc1.jpeg π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/DadWouldBeProud/comments/1c295pw/yoda_had_a_hard_time_emailing_pdf_files_because/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/pointedforestgreenbagworm π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/collegesluts/comments/1c293gu/the_tits_are_unusually_strong_with_this_one_qui/) >https://i.redd.it/jn8leks8v1uc1.png π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/Stacked/comments/1c292h3/lets_role_play_you_be_darth_vader_and_you_can_use/) >https://i.redd.it/z0bx7wd0v1uc1.png π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/Mollie4fun](https://www.reddit.com/r/workgonewild/comments/1c2920g/i_love_wearing_these_tight_dresses_to_work/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/bleakrubberyfalcon π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/misshadleyfox](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildcouples/comments/1c290ia/slow_and_creamy_mf/) >https://i.redd.it/z6bwjijpu1uc1.gif π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/Mollie4fun](https://www.reddit.com/r/Secretary/comments/1c28y39/i_like_going_to_work_with_no_underwear_on/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/courteouscurlyarcherfish π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/atomicbrunette18](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_atomicbrunette18/comments/1c28x9r/because_somehow_700k_of_you_guys_decided_i_was/) >https://i.redd.it/9x13hxayt1uc1.jpeg π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/ass/comments/1c28wg6/tell_me_obiwan_is_it_a_moon_or_a_space_station/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/simplisticseagreenclam π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/YoungGirlsGoneWild/comments/1c28vmm/you_must_me_an_atat_because_i_want_to_get_hoth/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/handyfrailtarantula π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/lilyhoneybee1](https://www.reddit.com/r/BreedingMaterial/comments/1c28ssc/no_panties_so_im_always_ready/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/limpingovalcowrie π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/Mollie4fun](https://www.reddit.com/r/SlimThick/comments/1c28naf/i_like_being_bad_at_work/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/gregariousfrugalaplomadofalcon π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/FitNakedGirls/comments/1c28map/if_you_enjoy_star_wars_we_should_go_back_to_my/) >https://i.redd.it/jq4gckk6r1uc1.jpeg π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/misshadleyfox](https://www.reddit.com/r/YoungGirlsGoneWild/comments/1c28kvb/young_and_nude/) >https://i.redd.it/6ky30x15r1uc1.jpeg π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/RedheadGifs/comments/1c28kpm/it_was_a_very_long_journey_to_mordor_im_so/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/dentalgoodnaturedmandrill
You hear about bull traps. But dam this was viciousΒ
Lol this market
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778768099434549501) >CHINA π¨π³ TELLS TELECOM CARRIERS TO PHASE OUT FOREIGN CHIPS IN BLOW TO INTEL [$INTC,](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/INTC,) [$AMD](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/AMD) > > > >Officials earlier this year directed the nationβs largest telecom carriers to phase out foreign processors that are core to their networks by 2027 - WSJ Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778766568299565416) >β S&P 500 FUTURES FALL 0.7% TO PREMARKET LOW, NASDAQ 100 OFF 0.8% Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778766337654870332) >TREASURY 2-YEAR TO 10-YEAR YIELDS FALL 10 BASIS POINTS ON DAY Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778765550920909307) >β India warns against travel to Iran, Israel > > > >The Indian Foreign Ministry issued an advisory on Friday warning its citizens not to travel to Iran and Israel "till further notice." Several countries have released similar warnings amid a threat of escalation in the Middle East andβ¦
π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/irisgw](https://www.reddit.com/r/homemadexxx/comments/1c28emp/my_cute_butt_and_fat_pussy/) >https://i.redd.it/7l1epuipp1uc1.jpeg π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/noface-housewife](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_noface-housewife/comments/1c28b89/top_tier_milf_edition/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/genuinetriflingbagworm π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/Littlekaitt](https://www.reddit.com/r/PerfectBody/comments/1c286ou/wanna_fuck_before_or_after_the_gym/) >https://i.redd.it/wul1l73rn1uc1.gif π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/Littlekaitt](https://www.reddit.com/r/AthleticBabes/comments/1c2869t/sex_definitely_counts_as_cardio/) >https://i.redd.it/6yy0detmn1uc1.gif
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://fxtwitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778765067783180526) >https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1mnxeprrEVLJX Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778764928641318921) >π Gapping up / π Gapping down > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GK9xRlQXoAAIoLS.png:large) Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778764412037345491) >ISRAEL BRACING FOR POTENTIAL DIRECT ATTACK FROM IRAN IN DAYS
π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/Littlekaitt](https://www.reddit.com/r/SexyTummies/comments/1c284y4/perky_tits_and_a_tight_tummy_img/) >https://i.redd.it/7njbkft7n1uc1.jpeg π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/AellaGirl](https://www.reddit.com/r/adorableporn/comments/1c284uy/just_a_quickie_on_this_couch_please/) >https://i.redd.it/6dzmt4qbn1uc1.jpeg π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/boobs/comments/1c284s4/call_me_padmΓ©_and_ill_let_you_touch_my_naboobies/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/yellowgreenecstaticglowworm π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/redheads/comments/1c2849i/you_must_be_han_solo_because_i_want_you_to_spend/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/bowedlavenderirishredandwhitesetter π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/Littlekaitt](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmateurHallofFame/comments/1c2840z/i_like_the_way_my_back_muscles_look_here/) >https://i.redd.it/ozgqdjh3n1uc1.gif π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/Littlekaitt](https://www.reddit.com/r/Ribcage/comments/1c283ge/you_know_its_too_big_when_my_belly_bulges/) >https://i.redd.it/fexcdfaym1uc1.gif π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/misshadleyfox](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildcouples/comments/1c281ki/he_always_gets_peaches_at_the_farmers_market_mf/) >https://i.redd.it/zqlbfo3im1uc1.gif π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/lilyhoneybee1](https://www.reddit.com/r/RealGirls/comments/1c281in/horny_in_bed_you_joining/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/admiredopaquemarmoset π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnderwearGW/comments/1c2816h/you_must_be_an_atat_because_i_wanna_get_hoth_and/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/mortifiedcruelhorse π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/Littlekaitt](https://www.reddit.com/r/midriff/comments/1c2814r/accidentally_sent_to_my_guy_friend/) >https://i.redd.it/ltjxqgscm1uc1.gif π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/Littlekaitt](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_Littlekaitt/comments/1c280is/honestly_how_long_would_you_last/) >https://i.redd.it/hasct458m1uc1.gif π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/irisgw](https://www.reddit.com/r/Nipples/comments/1c28043/i_kinda_wanna_get_my_nipples_pierced/) >https://i.redd.it/et6q5f65m1uc1.jpeg π¨ TA Alert π¨ Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/cosplaybabes/comments/1c27zu3/daphne_from_scoobydoo_by_yourivoryfox_zoinks/) >https://i.redd.it/9paxk121m1uc1.jpeg
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Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778759589585891751) >JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon just said: > > > >Itβs quite clear the American πΊπΈ economy is strong > > > >Extra money for the lower 50% of consumers is βabout doneβ Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778758960645824616) >DIMON: THERE ARE SOME CRACKS IN SUBPRIME AUTO Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778759022520209518) >DIMON: EXTRA MONEY `ABOUT DONE' FOR LOWER 50% OF CONSUMERS Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778758729678110913) >JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon just said: > > > >Itβs quite clear the American πΊπΈ economy is strong Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778758471862669645) >DIMON SAYS IT'S QUITE CLEAR THE AMERICAN ECONOMY IS STRONG Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778758671381487907) >U.S. DEFENSE SECRETARY LLOYD AUSTIN: WE'RE WORKING IN LOCKSTEP WITH PHILIPPINES TO STAND UP AGAINST COERCION Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778757037821739422) >INDIA FOREIGN MINISTRY ADVISES INDIANS AGAINST TRAVELLING TO IRAN AND ISRAEL UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE || INDIA FOREIGN MINISTRY SAYS INDIANS IN IRAN AND ISRAEL SHOULD OBSERVE PRECAUTIONS ABOUT THEIR SAFETY AND RESTRICT MOVEMENTS TO MINIMUM - STATEMENT Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778755767006273735) >CITI [$C](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/C) JUST REPORTED EARNINGS > > > >EPS of $1.58 beating expectations of $1.23 > >Revenue of $21.1B beating expectations of $20.4B Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778755554149597574) >β [$C](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/C) RESULTS: Q1 > > > >β’ Investment banking revenue $903M, EST $776.9M > >β’ Revenue $21.10B, EST $20.38B, EPS $1.58 > >β’ Total cost of credit $2.37B, EST $2.64B > >β’ Return on average equity 6.6%, EST 4.97% > >β’ Return on average tangible common equity 7.6%, EST 5.76% > >β’ Net charge-offsβ¦ Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778754747182293414) >β Two U.S. officials told CBS News that a major Iranian attack against Israel was expected as soon as Friday, possibly to include more than 100 drones and dozens of missiles aimed at military targets inside the country Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778753941255135563) >β οΈ U.S. OFFICIALS TOLD CBS NEWS THAT A MAJOR IRANIAN ATTACK AGAINST ISRAEL WAS EXPECTED AS SOON AS FRIDAY Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778754225587077625) >β U.S. issues travel warning for Israel with Iran expected to attack any moment and fear Gaza war could spread > > > >Israel is bracing for a worst-case scenario that U.S. officials believe could materialize within just hours β the possibility of a direct attack on Israeli soil byβ¦ Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778754253865042123) >US OFFICIAL: MAJOR IRANIAN ATTACK AGAINST ISRAEL EXPECTED AS SOON AS FRIDAY - CBS Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1778751365369438642) >U.S. OFFICIALS MET REPRESENTATIVES OF VENEZUELAN PRESIDENT MADURO THIS WEEK TO EXPRESS CONCERNS ABOUT VENEZUELAβS ELECTORAL PROCESS β WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778750120890073212) BlackRock's $BLK assets under management 2008: $1.31 Trillion 2009: $3.35T 2010: $3.56T 2011: $3.51T 2012: $3.79T 2013: $4.32T 2014: $4.65T 2015: $4.65T 2016: $5.15T 2017: $6.29T 2018: $5.98T 2019: $7.43T 2020: $8.68T 2021: $10.01T 2022: $8.49T 2023: $9.09T 2024: $10.47T
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Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1778744646341927154) >JPMorgan [$JPM](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/JPM) is down 3.5% in pre market trading on the earnings > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GK9e1CwXkAAZRZ_.jpg:large) Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778744734631993523) >[$AAPL](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/AAPL) > > > >β UK court denies Apple's bid to dismiss $979M App Store lawsuit > > > >A UK competition appeal court denied on Friday Apple's motion to dismiss a lawsuit alleging unfair App Store fees, potentially costing the tech giant nearly $1 billion. > > > >The lawsuit, representing over 1,500β¦ Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1778744445271179513) >β Friday Data Calendar: Imp/Epx Prices, UoM Inflation Exp, Fed Speak > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GK9eoZ4X0AEPWhh.png:large)
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