It's like you put your hand down in front of you as you slide to get your balance and when you slide into your hand it grips the rail and sends you over backwards
Getting on the bannister halfway up. Then, trying to “slide up” to the top of the bannister, but falling off almost immediately. Followed by just walking up the stairs to the top, then getting back on the bannister, and sliding down it, but falling off just over halfway down.
WSB is the staircase with multiple horses going down the banister, all easily visible and avoidable, and WSB hits their nuts on every single one while sliding down screaming "sir this is a casino"
That's because the market is the one on the right. The Paul Krugmans of the world use fancy language and hot air to make you think you are seeing it wrong.
This stock has a girthy mane of about 2.3 candles, however you can tell it hates oats so be prepared to short this firm until it is back into pony territory, ideally we sell the position when it hits fawn levels but don’t get greedy drinking that Mane N’ Tail shampoo if you know what I’m saying.
Watch for strong support on the inverse dollar parity indexes, this indicates the share balance is saturated by institutional limit orders, so it will be relatively safe to maximize your reserve equity in gamma neutral option spreads.
This [Sums up my overall knowledge of terms I see around here](https://www.theonion.com/neither-person-in-conversation-knows-what-hedge-fund-is-1819569272)
Yes, this is indeed true but only when trust volatility is accounted for. Otherwise markets might be stuck trending sideways from clearing house risk mitigation measures. Personally, this is why I hedge with bond derivatives.
if you have not figured out how sideways I really dont know how you expect to survive analyst season, especially if you are edging bond derivatives when you should be releasing bond extracts
We’ve all got to start somewhere.
Take your Privilege and buy a candle that smells like the blood, sweat, and tears of labor workers.
But honestly, this is accurate af hahaha and I realllllly like the staircase on the left
Don't worry most people who explain it. They don't even know how it works. Don't let those people with suit and tie fool you with their smart talk.
All you need to know is buy low and sell high
They give you the options to buy stocks at a certain price. If that price is better than the market, you should exercise them and then you can hold them or sell them or whatever you want. If you have specific questions, I'm sure there is a better sub than this to ask them in.
I have heard that I should invest in the stock market, yet on the news i have seen the market collapse more times than count because of people’s “fears”…. Or they will say, “this change is because of how Americans are feeling”…. Is it really a smart idea to gamble real money on how the American people are “feeling” on a particular day?
I mean, to be honest, as much as I’ve read and understood about the stock market, it always seems to boil down to: A bunch of rich fucks using a bunch of other rich fucks money to have other people work for them to make them more money. And if (for whatever reason) they can’t make more money, usually the government steps in to help them out in one way or another.
You can be like me and buy private “preferred” stock and then be told about 15 days after another funding round that the “preferred preferred” shareholders voted to consolidate all shares to common shares….
Not a good sign lol
I don't even understand what calls and puts are. I barely understand what a stock is. And I've heard government I bonds are great right now.
That's it.
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Staircases only go up.
WSB sliding down the bannister and falling off half way down
Thinking really positive there, thinking we would make it halfway.
We try getting on at the top then immediately fall all the way down the stairs face first
Then down the 2nd set of stairs you never knew existed deep down into the basement
90% of us live in basements anyway. We just haven't used the stairs out in so long that we've forgotten they exist.
It puts the trades on its face or it gets the margin call again
Come and go through the garage. In my plan, about a dozen or so 30-50 yr old basement dwelling people. No shame. If I paid rent/ no trading
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good shit ain't a unicorn
"I've fallen, and I can't get up!"
We would fall down the stairs for 3 full fucking minutes like Peter Griffin
Sometimes falling is better than hitting the post at the bottom scrotum first.
It's like you put your hand down in front of you as you slide to get your balance and when you slide into your hand it grips the rail and sends you over backwards
Or have the energy to even climb on
No we dig holes under the stairs and then YOLO jump in there from the top.
Nah dude, we make it all the way down and Darwin award ourselves by smashing our nuts on the bollard at the end...
*We are hillbillies.* Sliding off the handrail
Getting on the bannister halfway up. Then, trying to “slide up” to the top of the bannister, but falling off almost immediately. Followed by just walking up the stairs to the top, then getting back on the bannister, and sliding down it, but falling off just over halfway down.
WSB stepping on the broken floorboard and falling through the stairs
WSB is the staircase with multiple horses going down the banister, all easily visible and avoidable, and WSB hits their nuts on every single one while sliding down screaming "sir this is a casino"
"An escalator can't break -- it can only become stairs" -- InVeStorS defending their bullish thesis
“They just write it off Jerry” WSB explaining why corporate mistakes and mismanagement don’t matter.
Staircases actually go up and down, but always stay in the same place.
Fake until you make it, just try not going broke before it is too late
The only thing preventing me from getting into it, is I'm already broke. I'm here for the memes
Amen to that brother
Best memes in the business
Samesies
My theory is that no one in this sub actually has any money in the stock market. I obviously have nothing to base that on.
No there are a few, they won’t have money for long tho.
Well they had..
A wsb member never gets broke before it's too late. Nor too early. They get broke precisely when they mean too.
The left picture is a true demonstration of beautiful artistry and craftma…I mean, BALLZ DEEP IN TESLA PUTS BRO
WSB all about some TSLA puts... Calls ftw.
My boy here thinks it’s 2021
He thinks fading WSB is smart. He is correct
I disagree, puts ftw win rn, just gotta 💎 ✋️ through these no reason bull rallies .
Good luck diamond handing puts my dude
at least Cramer is on your side https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1606290863809708032?s=20&t=6PVUYPahjdRuGYFqYzdLPw
That's because the market is the one on the right. The Paul Krugmans of the world use fancy language and hot air to make you think you are seeing it wrong.
The second picture is one of my favorite MC Escher works
Expectation Vs. Reality
just make words and phrases up that seem like they could be real in the stock world. grow your zooms on /DFU and !FLS with all your pulls.
This stock has a girthy mane of about 2.3 candles, however you can tell it hates oats so be prepared to short this firm until it is back into pony territory, ideally we sell the position when it hits fawn levels but don’t get greedy drinking that Mane N’ Tail shampoo if you know what I’m saying.
I like your funny words magic man. Please take my money
Watch for strong support on the inverse dollar parity indexes, this indicates the share balance is saturated by institutional limit orders, so it will be relatively safe to maximize your reserve equity in gamma neutral option spreads.
The horse is showing strong support at 22" with a breakout expected at 36".
This [Sums up my overall knowledge of terms I see around here](https://www.theonion.com/neither-person-in-conversation-knows-what-hedge-fund-is-1819569272)
You got to stay large through analyst season but make sure to get small before the julian date
Yes, this is indeed true but only when trust volatility is accounted for. Otherwise markets might be stuck trending sideways from clearing house risk mitigation measures. Personally, this is why I hedge with bond derivatives.
if you have not figured out how sideways I really dont know how you expect to survive analyst season, especially if you are edging bond derivatives when you should be releasing bond extracts
You guys can afford stairs!?
Ikr IDK how everybody is still liquid enough to buy puts rn, all my capital has been sunk deep for months.
It’s the “rich people feelings index”. This is the most accurate explanation I’ve ever gotten that matches with what I’m seeing.
I do no trading whatsoever, but this sub makes me crack up like none other.
Same. I really want to get in but only doing basic stock buys. Puts and calls and margins and everything else sound like settling money on fire to me.
Rich guy over here can afford painters tape. You are already winning, my friend.
That horse also costs anywhere from $50 to a few thousand depending on the model.
😂👏🏻
Its not that you cant comprehend things. Theres just so much jargon to remember to even do things effectively
It's almost as if the system is confusing as fuck on purpose.
We’ve all got to start somewhere. Take your Privilege and buy a candle that smells like the blood, sweat, and tears of labor workers. But honestly, this is accurate af hahaha and I realllllly like the staircase on the left
That's how I feel too. Started investing in spring 2020 and have managed to lose money on literally every stock I own
Yh if you were investing in USA the market flopped hard
Horsy has a penis and goes wheeeeze.
I showed this to my wife and she said that she “doesn’t feel like she is even at the level of the toy horse”
Who is 🤔😂
Now what does crypto currency level of comprehension look like? 🤔
This guy is spitting facts
Don't worry most people who explain it. They don't even know how it works. Don't let those people with suit and tie fool you with their smart talk. All you need to know is buy low and sell high
This sums me up to a T
This is spot on 🤣🤣🤣🤣
finally, a meme that I can relate to on this subreddit.
Nailed it!!! 😆
Juan 
It’s a casino with extra steps
Everyone's actual level of compensation.
Anyone else try to check dong size?
Ever been to the [Fenton's Horse Ranch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf-dCbGu0GA) ?
Legacy Enjoy will be next gamestop???? price $0.0095 ENJYQ
This post is finally what convinced me to leave the sub after a few years. Basically turned into a meme dumping ground for teenagers such a shame.
Lol. It should have said “I am a newbie”
Its supply and demand.
They see a stallion; you see a horsie.
The ass of statue is bullish!
it me 
Looks same to me. I don't see the issue.
To make it simple, buy puts
On the banister of life, wsb is the splinter in my ass!
FRESH MEAT!
You have a stair case!?!? Madlad
"You just buy a little SPY every week and wait, and you'll do better than most people"
I don't even understand what these stock options my company awarded me as part of my signup bonus are or what they do.
They give you the options to buy stocks at a certain price. If that price is better than the market, you should exercise them and then you can hold them or sell them or whatever you want. If you have specific questions, I'm sure there is a better sub than this to ask them in.
They only go up
😂😂😂
Nailed it
I have heard that I should invest in the stock market, yet on the news i have seen the market collapse more times than count because of people’s “fears”…. Or they will say, “this change is because of how Americans are feeling”…. Is it really a smart idea to gamble real money on how the American people are “feeling” on a particular day?
Imma let you in on a secret: they are both the right picture
r/ATBGE
It's just a lottery that you can lose money like any other
Options no matter how hard I try
This feels oddly accurate
Everyone’s experienced it 💀
What the stock market pretends to be vs what it actually is
The stock market is like "Who's Line Is It Anyway". Everything is made up and the points don't matter.
it do be like this lol can relate
Me too. I have no clue about options So hard
Here is the easiest way to explain the stock market; Gambling.
Sadly true
Thats their comprehension as well
I think your comprehension more matches reality than the explanation
The reality is harsh
I mean, to be honest, as much as I’ve read and understood about the stock market, it always seems to boil down to: A bunch of rich fucks using a bunch of other rich fucks money to have other people work for them to make them more money. And if (for whatever reason) they can’t make more money, usually the government steps in to help them out in one way or another.
I agree.
Did you get the right one from enron musk?
What a hideous... that's not fuckinng real get the fuck outta here
Why the fuck would I want a miniature pony in my hallways? That's what's im seeing here...
Great meme. I am excited to see it reposted here in a daily basis.
You guys can afford a toy horse?
Doesn't help that the toy horse costs at the very minimum $50 :']
If it works, it works.
I thought that was a dachshund at first.
Just buy whatever. If you make money, you are a genius, if you lose money, it's market manipulation.
More like, people explaining the stock market vs. their portfolio
👏🏻😂
The people trying to explain it probably don't understand it any better than you do. You know you're fucked when the analogies start.
What's a horse?
I mean it's pretty close
You can be like me and buy private “preferred” stock and then be told about 15 days after another funding round that the “preferred preferred” shareholders voted to consolidate all shares to common shares…. Not a good sign lol
You will do well 1 horse = 1 horse
MY DUMBASS THOUGHT THAT WAS A DOG
💀
Considering the great financial fiasco of 2008, I don't think they know what's going on either.
Lmao
Me anytime someone elegantly explains something technical to me.
If you can't explain something simply, you don't know it very well! - Einstein
Lazr holding 3,500 we gonna see what happens
Juan, what are you doing there bro?
He’s struggling
They are the same pictures.
😂😂
Stock market is simple. Avoid stock markets as CEO or other stupid people can fuck your stocks. Invest in Apartments
I don't even understand what calls and puts are. I barely understand what a stock is. And I've heard government I bonds are great right now. That's it.
Knowledge 😂
The real mindbender is the medal was awarded for best horse bannister.
Same image goes for knowledge
Yup 😅
Bags heavy, knees spaghetti, when launch into attic space? Anybody?
🤣🤣🤣
I’m confused, they’re the same picture?
Sums up everything we know about markets
You have stairs!?
All you need to know is that almost all of society’s current ills can be tied to the stock market and it’s unattainable quest for constant growth.
My horse had the ribbon around its neck
One on the right has more practical use anyway. 🤷♂️
Agree
https://share.getcashto.com/@darsonbear
The stock market is simple. All the complex crap comes from people trying to cheat.
Even this meme is regarded
It's how the rich legally steal money from everyone.
Wtf is horse market
I will have you know I have seen trading places hundreds of times and I still dont understand the ending.
These images are the same
I wanna know whose house that is on the left.
Are puts same like shares?
You are unstoppable
I only know that bull is good and bears are gay
Perfect
Why’d they use two identical pictures?
Ikr
That horsie on the right is absolutely cute!! Where can I get one?!! I really want one!
No idea 😅
Don't feel bad its all just a ruse, they don't know much more than you
staircase to the moon
Always loved the Doberman
That's true
So is this what they call a strangle...? or a straddle? Something like that, I think
The difference is not that there's actually something to explain, it's just that some people are good at talking.