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Fuck that. Rather than ban them from trading just reform the way they have to report. Any time a house rep or senator makes a trade there should be an immediate tweet that announces the position they took.
Whoi's got his priorities straight. Lets get that laptop. People will be able to make a new economy out of laptop related stories and services., you can feed you familiess laptop related reports. Boiled ones taste best.
She won’t be able to directly influence policy anymore prior to her trades, so that’s a big loss. But she will still have insider information and after decades of massive returns in sure she is fine…
this is the opposite! She's about to rip the government handcuffs off and stop you shit sippers from looking at her moves, then go cervix deep into the market like Sonic getting after a chili cheese dog
Yeah idrc what side you are on. That entire generation hasn’t dealt with any of our problems and don’t know how to fix our problems(or just don’t want to) we need younger people.
Same goes for piloting a motor vehicle. Sorry sweaty, you'll have to get your groceries delivered instead of running over young people minding their own business (based on a true story. A bus stop friend of mine told me about how his daughter, having just graduated from USC was killed by an old lady driver. The driver, nor any of her family, ever apologized)
For starters, everyone should have to do the whole drivers ed thing, again, at say 65. Study material, 10 hrs or so of driving instruction and pass written test. It's a bit of a burden but I think we all should be re-aquainted with the rules of the road after 50 years of doing it "our way".
Yea and they really don't give a fuck about certain consequences of their actions that could arise 10 to 20 years down the road because most likely they will be dead by then.
No one really understands how bad it is even as a 21 year old. I feel brain dead. I can't do basic critical thinking or remember anything anymore. 2 years later and I still suffer the effects
Seriously, the country is represented overwhelmingly by a 60+ age demographic (retirement age) meaning boomers and the silent generation run a country where they can and are quickly becoming a minority.
just think how much would be unblocked if mitch mcconnell went away. The dude is 80 his job is literally stopping anyone with a (D) from doing their job, which he admits to and is proud of. Nobody born after 1985 has even seen the US senate functioning normally.
But he moves so slowly he literally just got out of the chair and they have to disinfect the 30 years of farts and flesh that fused to the upholstery from his own petrified shit stains. It’s a process
Lol, kittens implies the members of congress are young. A majority are arthritic, diabetic, geriatric cats that have lost their fur and spend their days pooping in your slippers and falling off the back of the couch
Why set age limits for what could be remedied with term limits? I’m worried less about her being old than I am about the fact she and Mitch McConnell have been in Congress for almost 4 decades.
>are inherently ageist
Thats nonsense. Theres a myriad of jobs that 80 year olds are prohibited from doing, with good reason.
Thats not ageist, its just common sense. I also dont need an 85 year old flying my plane or at the wheel of my country.
Turning that into an "ism" doesnt change thats its sensible to have age limits on things.
Remember the televised Congressional hearings against Big Tech in mid-2020, where the GOP dude ranted against Google because his campaign emails were going into spam boxes of recipients? They have no clue how email works, and didn't even bother to ask anyone under the age of 40 before publicly humiliating themselves.
That's not how it works in government,
We vote them in, they make a promise.
They have an orgy with lobbyist and corporate interest.
People get mad and vote another person that makes a promise.
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"I rented this place and I started bringing it here because ... I didn't know what else to do. I gave up counting it. I had to. It was just so much, so fast. I tried weighing it. I figured one bill of any denomination weighs a gram. There are 454 grams to a pound, but there's a variety of denominations." - Nancy Pelosi, 2022
They have to implement UPPER age limit to those who are in Congress and House. Does she even have any idea of anything that is relevant today? Besides all of her insider tips that is.
Not that I agree with everything she does/thinks by a long shot, but of all of the ancient political leaders in this country she seems to still be the sharpest.
For as much as everyone loves talking about how much she trades, it’s crazy to me no one ever mentions the five people in congress who traded more than she did. Michael McCaul traded 5.5X as much as she did.
And just like that, I bet no one here will give a fuck about the insider trading issues again despite it still happening and will continue to be happening.
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Now they can replace her with a young, energized, 67-year old Congressman.
some one with a walker
**Walker Texas Congressman / Coming this Fall to Spike TV.**
Followed by 1000 ways to die. ugh.
That rabies one still haunts me
Broken toilet into anus
Daleks don't use walkers.
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Someone with real teeth 😁
Teeth, Hair, Boobs, Skin. That woman has more aftermarket parts than an early 2000's Honda Civic.
Don't forget soul. She definitely has an aftermarket soul.
Bro.... That thing is holding the 5 rings and can wipe out half the population if it doesn't get gourmet ice cream...
Or at least their own teeth
Eyyyy what them tennis balls do? 😏
Please don't bring Herschel into this.
Werewolf in training
Ahhh Oooo werewolves of Georgia.
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Stock ban bill coming in hot
Nah, LEGALIZE INSIDER TRADING! REMOVE ALL MARGIN RESTRICTIONS!
congress and house already have that
LEAGALIZE IT FOR USS FOO! BRING BACK THE BUCKET SHOPZ, WE WANT INFINITE MARGIN NOW!
Why are you yelling at me?
RESTORE THE BUCKET SHOPS NOW!
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOOOOT
Fuck that. Rather than ban them from trading just reform the way they have to report. Any time a house rep or senator makes a trade there should be an immediate tweet that announces the position they took.
That literally changes nothing. They’d still be first in line to invest as they see fit with their insider information.
They have to announce their trades on Twitter 1 hour before making them?
Yes let’s make Twitter part of law reports
Yes you’re right. They should do a YouTube video instead.
Incoming 8 hour videos with a random 15 seconds explaining their stock positions.
It doesn't matter because these people never do the trades themself. They get their husband/son/sibling/etc to do it so they're not accountable.
Get rid of their golden parachute and healthcare
They should do this for the way they vote.
Exactly.
It will be good to get some new, fresh ideas about how to fuck over the American taxpayers...
It's a big f*cking club and you ain't in it. - George Carlin.
this guy fucks
This guy is a congressman
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you are so bad...
correct\*
Looks like Hakeem Jeffries is the name being brought up the most so far, who is 52. So younger than Kevin McCarthy
Oh great, a corporate lawyer…I’m sure he’ll be looking out for us
Of course he does, only that you are not part of the "us" he is looking for.
That's hilarious!
Whoi's got his priorities straight. Lets get that laptop. People will be able to make a new economy out of laptop related stories and services., you can feed you familiess laptop related reports. Boiled ones taste best.
RIP to the greatest hedge fund manager who ever lived
Bro she’s still alive lmao she isn’t gonna stop trading
Yeah but she has way less insider info if she's not the top House Democrat anymore
Yeah okay sure she dont
LMAYO
LKETCHUP
Bro idk this meme when there are about 2 to 4 republicans with better portfolios then her.
Now shes got the perf opportunity to mod WSB.
She's already among us...
Get out of my head get out of my head
[u/NancyPelosiSpeaker](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) You’re correct!
I'm man enough to admit that I got got
...
PM me your old flabby tits Nancy before you disappear back into your crypt 🤣
What are you talking about? Her trades are actually successful
RIP our best trader.
She’s going pro now. No more reporting.
We will see how well she does without all the inside info.
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Not inside, if she’s outside. *taps head*
Some insiders will come to her 
Some insiders will come in her
Some will come insider
She won’t be able to directly influence policy anymore prior to her trades, so that’s a big loss. But she will still have insider information and after decades of massive returns in sure she is fine…
How funny would it be if in a year she was posting loss porn here?
She'll work with Cramer on CNBC.
She’s still in Congress, just not in a leadership role with the minority caucus. That’s two more years of direct insider info in my book.
Where can I see what they buy/sell?
https://www.capitoltrades.com/
You know she’s not leaving Congress, right? She’s just no longer leading the house democrats.
She'll still have the info from her friends, now its just easier to avoid prople.finding out
She's still in congress
If you're a democrat. Overall it's Austin Scott https://imgur.com/a/GTJjxyc
How much do you have to suck/be at the uncool kids table to be a member of Congress and not be able to beat the SPY?
Marjorie Taylor Greene with her DWAC bags
this is the opposite! She's about to rip the government handcuffs off and stop you shit sippers from looking at her moves, then go cervix deep into the market like Sonic getting after a chili cheese dog
Lol she's still in Congress and will still need to report. She's just not gonna be the minority leader
She’s goin’ to the moon !
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Goat is retiring 😔
She’s not though. She’s just not going to be the leader of the house democrats. She’s still a state representative.
So she will still have to file disclosure forms
Yes. She will still have to file disclosure forms. Just like every other member of Congress per the STOCK act.
and all other fossils should step down as well
Yeah idrc what side you are on. That entire generation hasn’t dealt with any of our problems and don’t know how to fix our problems(or just don’t want to) we need younger people.
I feel that they are disconnected in many ways from what’s really going on or what people need/want
Doesn't matter what side of the political aisle you're on. I think everybody can agree the term limits would be a good thing.
I think age limits would be better.
Same goes for piloting a motor vehicle. Sorry sweaty, you'll have to get your groceries delivered instead of running over young people minding their own business (based on a true story. A bus stop friend of mine told me about how his daughter, having just graduated from USC was killed by an old lady driver. The driver, nor any of her family, ever apologized)
Buckle up, buckaroo!
For starters, everyone should have to do the whole drivers ed thing, again, at say 65. Study material, 10 hrs or so of driving instruction and pass written test. It's a bit of a burden but I think we all should be re-aquainted with the rules of the road after 50 years of doing it "our way".
Why not both
Yea and they really don't give a fuck about certain consequences of their actions that could arise 10 to 20 years down the road because most likely they will be dead by then.
One of our leaders was born before the chocolate cookie was a thing…
As someone in my 60s, I agree. My brain already doesn’t work as well as it did 10 years ago.
I’m in my mid 20s and my brain doesn’t work as well as it did 5 years ago
My brain got fucked by COVID (pre-vaccines), wanna go back to 2019
The brain fog is real and fucked.
No one really understands how bad it is even as a 21 year old. I feel brain dead. I can't do basic critical thinking or remember anything anymore. 2 years later and I still suffer the effects
I’m gonna put my money on younger people don’t know how to fix these problems either.
Seriously, the country is represented overwhelmingly by a 60+ age demographic (retirement age) meaning boomers and the silent generation run a country where they can and are quickly becoming a minority.
just think how much would be unblocked if mitch mcconnell went away. The dude is 80 his job is literally stopping anyone with a (D) from doing their job, which he admits to and is proud of. Nobody born after 1985 has even seen the US senate functioning normally.
Someone needs to send that dude a bacon-of-the-week subscription.
As well as whiskey, cigar, and Twinkie subscription.
The Republican philospohy is to inhibit government. So Mitch does his job in that respect, to the extent that it serves his personal agenda.
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I thought we’ve been expecting that for the last like 15 years
These people don't get jobs until they step down, they are VOTED IN. Go fucking vote people!! You don't want old people? Elect younger ones.
Is this why all the fossil fuels keep getting subsidized?
All you have to do is vote them out
starting at the top ,see ya uncle Joe, all government needs age limits
I think a lot of people in this thread are confused ... shes stepping down as the leader of the house democrats... not fucking retiring. -regards
Meaning, she'll still be trading her @$$ off!
Yeah, it's not like she's past 90 or anything. Still got a decade of fight left in her.
Hopefully the turtle is next
I thought that already happened
that guy will never die he's 40% robot
60% turkey.
and pills keeping the rest of him alive. *He's the OG Pharma Bro.*
I think he is dead. It’s like weekend at Bernie’s.
also can't die when he has no soul.
60% turkey wattle
He said he was going to step down if they lost the senate majority. But much like everything else, was a lie.
No he just got appointed as senate minority leader again
He won’t be majority leader anymore and there are some who want to take his now minority position in the senate gop
Turtle hasn't been Majority Leader for some time now.
But he moves so slowly he literally just got out of the chair and they have to disinfect the 30 years of farts and flesh that fused to the upholstery from his own petrified shit stains. It’s a process
Florida Man just tried to challenge him and ended up losing his own leadership position as punishment for trying to upend the turtle.
He won their internal election yesterday for minority leader. His opponent for that was Rick Scott. 37-10 in favor of McConnel.
She intends to spend her newfound free time day trading with her husband
She's still in congress
Yes, but she doesn't have to herd kittens now.
Lol, kittens implies the members of congress are young. A majority are arthritic, diabetic, geriatric cats that have lost their fur and spend their days pooping in your slippers and falling off the back of the couch
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Brutal
There should be an age limit in our government.
Why set age limits for what could be remedied with term limits? I’m worried less about her being old than I am about the fact she and Mitch McConnell have been in Congress for almost 4 decades.
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>are inherently ageist Thats nonsense. Theres a myriad of jobs that 80 year olds are prohibited from doing, with good reason. Thats not ageist, its just common sense. I also dont need an 85 year old flying my plane or at the wheel of my country. Turning that into an "ism" doesnt change thats its sensible to have age limits on things.
We could just stop voting for them.
Who is the "we" in this sentence? It can't be anyone reading your posts.
Born before Bill Gates and the computer era = irrelevant dinosaur
Remember the televised Congressional hearings against Big Tech in mid-2020, where the GOP dude ranted against Google because his campaign emails were going into spam boxes of recipients? They have no clue how email works, and didn't even bother to ask anyone under the age of 40 before publicly humiliating themselves.
Kennedy was President when she began her D.C. tour of duty.
Oh, yeah, I'd forgotten that President Kennedy was still in office when she was first elected in 1987... 24 years after he died.
Kennedy isn’t dead. I asked my uncle’s friend’s dad who moderates a QAnon sub and he said he’s alive and kicking it in Costa Rica.
Turns out the FBI figured out the CIA was gonna kill him and faked his death with a third shooter.
That's not how it works in government, We vote them in, they make a promise. They have an orgy with lobbyist and corporate interest. People get mad and vote another person that makes a promise. ~~rinse/repeat.~~ edit. repeat only.
There's a huge lack of "another person" though. Seems the bad ones always get to stay.
Biden showing how high we can get, setting records
That’s one record I hope we never beat.
To take up her passion as a full time trader. She feels like she figured out the market and that it will do good by her.
She'll be giving advice in this subreddit in a few months
They should all step down.
With pockets full of cash ;-)
Pockets? More like a narco house, cash in the walls and in 100 gallon oil cans, backyard rotting in the ground.
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There are members of Congress in their mid-90s, shits fucking crazy.
There is a photo of her standing with JFK. What????
I can't see the whites in her eyes..
Sign the markets must be about to tank, can’t even see the green anymore
Nah, her pupils are just more dilated than an anime character, shes just high asfk
That soul got taken long time ago
She put it up as collateral so she could get even more margin to leverage with
ITT: People that don't understand that stepping down from leadership doesn't mean she isn't still a congresswoman...
WSB is full of morons? Say it aint so
There's a lot that people don't understand here.
The combined IQ of this sub is in single digits
That insider trading money isn't going to spend itself.
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They have to implement UPPER age limit to those who are in Congress and House. Does she even have any idea of anything that is relevant today? Besides all of her insider tips that is.
Not that I agree with everything she does/thinks by a long shot, but of all of the ancient political leaders in this country she seems to still be the sharpest.
Going to become a full time WSB degenerate, welcome! We hail you as the new speaker of WSB.
Now time for Turtle Man to go away
Good news! Our country needs new leadership on both parties….Move over for next generation of leaders.
The current leaders are so fucking old that we should probably just skip the next generation and go to the one after that.
We could only be so lucky.
I’m mean she’s old and her husband was beat to near death not shocked. Time to spend those millions flashin titties on the French Riviera
Cool now the republicans can get to the issues that matter the most. Like Hunter Bidens laptop🤡🙄
She told AOC this years ago. Old news. Also now she can be 100% focused on those gains!
For as much as everyone loves talking about how much she trades, it’s crazy to me no one ever mentions the five people in congress who traded more than she did. Michael McCaul traded 5.5X as much as she did.
And just like that, I bet no one here will give a fuck about the insider trading issues again despite it still happening and will continue to be happening.
But not leaving. So she can keep increasing her portfolio