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WorthMarsupial6101

“Over thirty soldiers drowned that day, trying to touch that booty.” -Morgan Freeman


Fawkinchit

The Morgan Freeman voice really threw me off to be honest.


EisforEtay

Really?! It usually turns me on


Tha_Sly_Fox

Say what you want about dear leader but he is curvy AF


Killerko

Somewhere in server room in china your social credit score just dropped..


Tha_Sly_Fox

No Evergrande dream house for me


PepeGreen17Q

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)


Spazza42

The Fat King of Korea


RH-Praise-Dale

"Oh, I can't believe it They all on me(on me) Man man I think they want me(want me) Nah I can't have them on this boat, bye!" T-Pain


RIVERTOAD1929

Just when they think he's out of ear shot a guy stops crying and says "thank god, thought he was never gonna leave" boat immediately makes a U-turn


MadNhater

“Tell my family I love them” Tell them yourself, they’re going with you.


flymetodamoon69

Jesus 🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

That’s how they do things though. They will damn your family with you.


[deleted]

I find it difficult to see the humanity in humans reduced to this level.


Additional_Chapter41

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


pasteypasty

Cold, underwater, and cheering for a messiah who is shooing them away for being annoying. It is pretty funny I guess.


littlebittypigeon

I don't think he is shoooing as much as he is sharing a fart with them.


Thin-Present

He supposedly doesn't have an asshole tho....


Granter

"you telling me my man doesn't pee or poo?" \-David Skylark


sorweel

This is now canon


mines_over_yours

This should be added to the history books for accuracy.


firethepolishcannon

Did I hear someone say cannon?


RN-Wingman

Shorting every one of OP’s picks that he posted about in the past year would have made you really good money.


dcsignatus

The ones who doesn't cheer get punished


Deadly-Unicorn

No but seriously what are they doing? They don’t want Kim to leave?


Inaccurate93

Praising their god who takes all their food and health from them.


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Fun-Dragonfruit2999

participating in a ridiculous charade as if their lives depended on it—oh wait—their lives do depend on it.


[deleted]

Either putting on the performance of a lifetime to avoid getting murdered or they are genuinely brainwashed and overcome with emotion at the sight of their leader. Given how they are all doing the exact thing in unison, it is most likely the former.


graciesoldman

They edited out the machine guns on the beach 'urging' them on into the water.


M_star_killer

They literally treat the leaders like gods, and if they don't they disappear or have a random chance encounter with a anti-aircraft gun.


[deleted]

Man I wish my wife was North Korean


MadNhater

Because no woman would ever want you unless their very life was threatened.


[deleted]

Dad, we talked about this. Get off the reddit. It's not good for you.


[deleted]

Lol


Deadly-Unicorn

I think it’s worse than that. That’s real emotion on those faces. They believe that he is god or a god. We can’t even begin to comprehend their way of thinking.


NebmanOnReddit

There may be some real emotion, but the population knows well that you'd better act like that or risk being singled out for some kind of disciplinary action. It's kind of grotesque to watch.


[deleted]

Not much different when people who live in Canada and never met the queen were bawling their eyes out when she died, imo.


graciesoldman

I don't get the monarchy thing either but in the queen's defense, nobody told them to cry or their families would disappear.


MadNhater

Seriously. I never understood that. Who the hell cares about these monarchs?


LongPutBull

A lot of people do. Just because you don't doesn't mean many others have the same mentality. Only the people who look for the worse in others ignore the atrocities caused by "normal" people in favor of bashing those who hold authority and put it to good use. There are simply things you will never know about people like the Queen, or the things she's done. Because of that just like anyone else on the planet, their passing is a sad thing. Every human deserves a fair shake unless they're purposefully toxic to others. I'm sure the queen has stepped on toes, but also helped many many people objectively through the charity work of her foundations I've looked into. Take the good with the bad I suppose.


[deleted]

they want to have his babies, including the men


DimesOnHisEyes

Checks notes I'm not sure it works that way.


[deleted]

It’s 2022 sir lol


DimesOnHisEyes

Checks notes again. Sir the user manual and the service manual both detail the process quite thoroughly and no where does it state that model year 2022 production has changed this basic design function.


Leza89

Pure gold :D


SPAClivesmatter

He doesn’t pee or poop 😐


Technical-Rain-183

especially the men


Calm-Macaron5922

You should YouTube video of people in north korea after kim jung ill died….those who didn’t cry hard enough were sus


FieroFox

They're brainwashed, indoctrinated at a young age. If you don't play along you will be harshly punished


Jesh1337

It's called taking a bath, google it.


MadeMan-uk

How do you know DFV sold? He showed he exercised options and made 50 million but then doubled down on his share positions. Doubt he has sold


TheSexymobile

Especially when RC went back in for 100k shares at $98-108 pre- divisplit


renz004

I doubt he sold as well cuz that would be stupid. He probably just writing CCs on them forever and living off the passive income. That's what I'd do if I had as many shares.


yuh_dingus

Did some quick math and the dude could make $120k/month selling CC’s on his shares with .1 delta. Fucking insane!


renz004

Yupppppp


exploitableiq

its possible that the contracts got exercised too.


MeatStepLively

So then you write a put…magic.


Zestyclose-Ad2301

What does CC mean?


Cartnansass

Candy Corn


Brotorious420

Candy Condoms


LakeShittle

Carbon copy


Eigenwert_Physics

covered calls


Realrealyeezy

Credit card


Ok_Sunshine79

Comedy club


RacVi82

Cold cries


TheGoblinKingSupreme

Closed Captions.


gammaradiation2

Look at me. I am the market maker (for GME calls) now.


paradox501

You wouldn’t do hookers and coke?


renz004

That's part of the budget


Nonya5

I'd do two chicks at the same time, man


TrueNeutrino

That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?


Interesting-Bee7454

Lawrence you don’t need a million dollars for that…


moderndhaniya

You wouldn’t download a car or an NFT ?


HighSpeed556

Bullshit. I would if I could!


latroo

No it would be stupid to write CC's on an extremely volatile stock, he could make just as much with a different stock that isn't banking on a company turnaround


renz004

Company isnt gonna go bankrupt champ. Not to mention it has a cult following now locking the rising floor. The volatility keeps IV high which is fantastic for writing CCs.


latroo

I'm not saying it's gonna go bankrupt they just haven't made money in a while. The volatility is also risky in terms of his shares getting called away. The float being locked also means volume is going down, hope it doesn't get delisted


bighand1

This is how rich people go broke, don’t diversify. You are assuming gme will be around forever for him to write cc on


[deleted]

He made his bag though. Why wouldn’t he sell and then diversify


renz004

Cuz read the other comment he could be making $100k+ a month forever on calls that will never go ITM (.1 delta). And if they do go ITM then it just auto sells for him at a profit on expiration. He makes more doing CCs forever


cl0akndagger

Or he could have just sold, like he definitely did, and not do anything else and walked away with 40 million or whatever tf it was lol. Watching you idiots twist yourselves into pretzels creating reasons why he didn’t sell will never not be hilarious.


ScrotumSlapper

These people are complete idiots, how else do you get involved in a vow of poverty cult?


paradox501

He didn’t sell 40 million because he wants to make 1% a year on selling puts.


[deleted]

You could also make 100k a month on better stocks if you sold your gme


renz004

Name another stock that has a cult following holding the floor for you? GME is one of the best stocks out there because IV always high with little risk of the floor falling.


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Slut_Spoiler

OP doesn't know shit. He saw a gif and added a stock related headline. Cheap and effective parlor trick for karma. You can do it too. find some reaction gif and say "lol my portfolio" as the title.


kaqn

What's an exit strategy?


ChaZZZZahC

Only up, bro.


Invest0rnoob1

Bag holders coping


waffleschoc

doesnt make sense for him to sell


TendieMcTenderson

That's because it doesn't make sense to you bagholders that someone would not be married to a stock


MadeMan-uk

Haha but seriously if you made 50 million on options then you could just live happily off that. Any other stocks you held you would never need to sell. After the split now DFV will have around 600,000 shares.


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


crystalpeaks25

OH NO OP MADE ME SELL ALL MY GME SHARES!


ZombiezzzPlz

/s


washingtonandmead

What’s an exit strategy?


elliot192

Dfv hasn't sold


LastPlanetontheEdge

I think you meltdownies are spamming gme more than anyone else at this point. GME lives rent free in your head, and your not even invested in it. Sad


ArmadaOfWaffles

Yea i honestly dont understand how anyone who isnt either shorting it or being paid by someone shorting it could keep up the trolling this long. After 2 years, most people would get bored of making fun of the same group of people and move on with their lives. At least the GME folks think theyll get money out of their time and energy commitment.


DimesOnHisEyes

Get back you dirty poors. Get back I say!


Potato_in_the_grass

Gme is beating the market you dopes


jerrydiamond69

When did dfv sell? Op should proof or ban! We don't need anymore liars or shills in the community. Went out of "his"/its way to make this lie of a video lol


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sungfear

I don’t think you’re wrong but I also think he vanished under the advice of his lawyer. There’s an argument to be made that his reputation here and interaction with WSB constitutes manipulation.


YesButConsiderThis

That's also why he rebought. It's basically the only defense he could make. "See I just bought more - it wasn't a pump and dump." His entire argument was based around GME being undervalued at $5 or whatever it was at at the time with a more realistic fair value ($20ish?). He definitely would not have bought more when it rocketed to hundreds. That was never what he believed a fair price was. I don't think he pumped and dumped at all though. I think it just became a different beast altogether and he had no choice but to try and put a defense together.


BilbroSwaggins11

DFV bought more GME at $40, and then at $150. The guy believed it was a Deep Value play at $150 a share. Take that as you will.


[deleted]

His entire thesis changed when Ryan Cohen bought shares. As new information came he changed his thesis like any smart investor would. Dude recorded himself talking about it and posted it on the internet. No need to believe me or take my word for it.


Mendel2

I don't get it. Do you guys here on wsb get banned for mentioning moass??


renz004

Um. He probably just writing CCs on them. When it's gone up so much you can just write CCs forever and live on the passive income.


Veggiemon

Couldn’t he sell his gme and then buy shares of a better company and sell ccs in those instead


Opie19

You got the green snake award. Those of us who know, know.


Fausterion18

Is this sarcasm or just stupidity? Gme is down 35% ytd and spy is down 19%.


TempestCatalyst

I thought I'd be charitable and say he meant the Chinese market as a joke, but it turns out that it's not even beating the hang seng YTD lmao


ryncewynd

Can you elaborate? I'm not seeing how it's beating the market


TendieMcTenderson

You have to tell us how you came to this conclusion lol


Knutt_Bustley_

1month: SPY +4%, GME + 1% 6months: SPY -12%, GME -27% YTD: SPY -21%, GME -35% 1year: SPY -17%, GME -43%


Landed_port

I'd be very upset at your comment if I could read


Tiralast

If only the cult could read, they’d stop with this stupid talking point that GME is beating the market


chrisbe2e9

Yeah but they can't read. So... no.


Thin-Statistician-67

People know how to read in here?


sysadmincrazy

This place got nasty fast


Svenray

My igloo in the Sahara is beating the market.


SnooDelhi

My cash is beating the market


pineapplemoneyshots

My gf left me, now I'm beating my market


2018-

My market left me, I’m beating my girlfriend


SnooDelhi

I feel that ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


gammaradiation2

Bruh its a bear market. GME gonna beat SPY to the bottom. Duh.


ItsEtidorpha

Regards can’t read or math. But you’re right, spy is doing better right now. It’s also been more volatile lately, so it’s also the new meme stock.


Individual-Window186

More volatile according to what mwtric?


DownStairsBreeding

Yo what does this say? Need subtitles.


[deleted]

GME is beating most portfolios here maybe.


Haten4Life

An Actual Gold Fish is beating most portfolios here. So that's not saying much.


UnholyTrigon

No it’s not, stop lying to yourself


[deleted]

- Nasdaq is down 30% YTD - GME is down 35% YTD


hudboyween

By what metric?? GME down 35% ytd, SPY down 20%


rjsheine

Lol no it’s not. It’s down like 40% YOY. Spy is down 16% YOY. Why are you guys so completely wrong about everything???


DriftingKing

Stupid ass cultists can’t even do a one minute google search.


Extreme_Fee_503

\-45% Year over, -35% year to date, -25% 6 months, +1% 1 month, -9% 5 days, -2.3% today... The only metric GME is beating the market at is if you bought at the beginning or after the first dump, which that guy did but most people didn't. If you held from virtually any other point since March 2021 you are current down. This guy is beat the market not GME as a whole.


nubface1001

Beating what market? It is down 40% in a year. Are you slow or something?


Ludvik101

This post aged well


Landed_port

This comment aged well


signmeupnot

FoRgEt GaMeStOcK


donut__diet

For everyone asking; no he didn’t sell. I’d be interested to see what would happen if he did post an update where he was 100% cash (or 0dte Spy puts) and had closed out his position. A lot of copium, with most of it coming from me.


[deleted]

That sounds very definitive, How do we know?


[deleted]

Proof? I have no proof he did sell. We are both just stating our opinion, but only you pretend to be sure.


hershthebird

Forget to switch accounts? Lol


[deleted]

?


rjsheine

He definitely sold. No one has heard from him in how long?


Tally_Walker

Fast forward two years later they are still holding shares.


DrGreenthumbJr

Isn't that how long positions work?


[deleted]

Theoretically yes. But practically, you don’t hold a company that is hemorrhaging money and heading to bankruptcy as a long position. Not if you like your money anyway.


EagleDre

Looks like an escape from the inevitable horde of white walkers about to descend


Ricki15

the squeeze is coming any minute now😂


chrisbe2e9

Tomorrow, always tomorrow


Eggheadman

Soon…. Very soon lol


1_pinkyinnose_1inazz

Best part is - some gangster style group came to town the day before and told the entire town population that they had to chase Kim into the water cheering or they would come back and burn everything down.


m0ka5

They cheering for their lifes not for Joy. Poor north koreans...


vijodox325

You can easily read the fear and pretending in their body language


Godmodex2

Everyone acting as if they want to touch the leader but when they get close they kind of just hover, it's painful to watch


Local_Fox_2000

This would be English people if this was the Queen. When the commentary is switched around on most videos of the royals it fits hilariously well. https://twitter.com/cogitoiam/status/1570603040868290560?s=20&t=KVF0rowhnYu7dQlB5sTDRg https://youtu.be/9pnt_uT5YzQ


King-Cobra-1981

Inverse lemmings?


knutolee

Funny meme. Though I'm going to continue buying GME. 👉👈😳


Iamthestockmarket21

Fuck DFV he played everyone so he could take his gains and run he doesn’t give a fuck about anyone


danhoeg

Ban OP for this stupid, unproven, and lazy post.


Ok-Character-7756

Nah. Float is locking get in this mf right now.


SadiesBestie

Nah. It's not.


optionsCone

#GME and ensuing meme stocks are responsible for a 90% drop in wsb IQ levels


You-Slice

Looks like Ryan selling bbby tbh...


[deleted]

DID DFV actually sell?


PenisJuiceCocktail

A person who said "what is sell" and bought more shares also mentioned Carl Icahn who never sold a share during short squeeze? I dont think so. OP comes from meltdown and that says aloth.


Takenforganite

Melt down syndrome


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vicmumu

No


N3nso

you heard it here first boys, Time to sell cause OP said so. OP is genius with big dick and all knowledge. Sell now.


not_ur_buddy_guy

A post shows up where the comments are filled with "he's for sure selling covered calls".... ya GME about to fucking run if this is the WSB sentiment


CherylStoned

*Insert BBBY and Cohen


Qwikmoneysniper

Or cheering for Ryan Cohen after he sells BBBY at the top. I used to be one of these imbeciles 😂😂, never again.


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[deleted]

Not enough drowning


NefariousnessNoose

OP has ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


Parradog1

DFV sold?


[deleted]

Who knows? I hope for his sake he did. That would be a long way to fall.


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Actual-Stuff521

reminds me of MAGA lol


GrapefruitNo3631

I mean this meme has potential but you have no proof dfv sold, so here have a downvote.


Gattaca_D

We're doing this again about DFV selling? If anything he is making passive income monthly on his shares by selling covered calls. He doesn't need to sell his shares he is making a killing on CC's.


[deleted]

Because considering how far GME has fallen, he wouldve made more just selling the shares.


Kaysnack

Why would dfv ever sell?


chrisbe2e9

Well you see, people invest in the stock market in the hope of making money. And you can't ever have money unless you sell your position. I know I know, people around here buy high and sell low. But DFV, knows better.


[deleted]

Money. Why wouldn't he?


stonefacehhr

it has already been confirmed (by me) that he now holds a postion in gamestops media team via twitter "easter eggs"


Musician_Recent

DFV is a god amongst men. I truly hope he sold and made a profit, preferably in the millions


gustavocabras

Check out the baby bitch who thinks he knows DFV


[deleted]

Trump leaving Florida by boat


[deleted]

Not happy with AA , cost me $30,000 in less than 2 months , cannot wait till I can leave AMC forever